Sima Yi stood beside Yuan Shang with a sad and helpless expression.

What does it mean to be blindsided without blinking? What does it mean to lie and not pee? Today, Sima Yi can be regarded as really seeing it!

Yuan Shang didn't care what kind of look other people would have, he still said righteously: "Mother-in-law! You have suffered! ”

Zhang blinked his two eyes, his eyes were full of glittering question marks, and he said incomprehensibly: "What's the situation?" ”

Yuan Shang sniffed bitterly, looked at Zhang with a sad face, and choked up from time to time: "Mother-in-law! You are really unlucky, this morning, the son-in-law was on the way to your mansion to welcome the family, and suddenly heard that a group of gangsters and thieves took advantage of the happy day, dressed up as a welcoming team to kill in your mansion, and kidnapped the mother-in-law! The son-in-law was so anxious that he hurriedly led a group of his subordinates to the scene, and then went out of the city to look for the gangsters, but they happened to find them! The son-in-law fought with them for a while, and finally brought your old man back! ”

Hearing this, Zhang frowned, looked Yuan Shang up and down a few times, and said dissatisfiedly: "What you said is true? Why do I feel a little wrong? ”

Yuan Shang hurriedly raised his hand and pointed to his tattered clothes and long loose hair, and pretended to be surprised: "How come? Mother-in-law, look at my clothes and hair, they were all caused in the process of fighting the bandits! It really hurts my heart to talk like that! ”

Sima Yi couldn't help but start wiping his sweat when he heard this, obviously he was injured when he robbed his daughter-in-law, but he was fighting with the gangsters, what did the lord's face do? Is it cast in iron?

Zhang is not a pure fool. On the contrary, she has a high IQ. Obviously, she didn't believe in Yuan Shang's nonsense, but after all, the other party was the current leader and helmsman of the Zhen Mansion, and her girl's future husband, if he offended him because of these things, it would be a little unreasonable on his face after all.

Although the other party's reason was a bit nonsense, Zhang still decided to borrow the slope to get off the donkey and gave Yuan Shang this face.

"Yuan Xianfu!" A delicate voice resounded in everyone's eardrums, Yuan Shang was stunned when he heard this, and turned his head stupidly, only to see Zhen Mi standing at the door of Zhen's mansion at some point. He was holding a huge flat pole in his hand, and his eyes were frosty and smiling at him.

Yuan Shang was suddenly shocked, his body did not turn back, but subconsciously retorted: "Madame is so majestic!" ”

It's a pity that Zhen Mi's current Zhen Mi is extremely angry. didn't care about Yuan Shang's answer at all, he just stepped forward with an arrow and flew forward, the flat pole in his hand swept out, and slashed at Yuan Shang's side of the head, shouting loudly while fighting.

"Bastard, rob my mother, I want to avenge my father!"

“……………”

In the flower hall of the inner house, the voices of people are boiling, singing and dancing, and the guests are expensive. Respectful to each other, laughter, and a joyful look.

"The auspicious time has come, please invite the newlyweds to the hall and worship the hall!"

With the loud announcement of the master of ceremonies, a groom and three brides walked into the room together, and the whole hall couldn't help but cheer, and Liu, who was sitting at the head of the hall, also showed an earnest smile.

However, it wasn't until everyone saw clearly that Yuan Shang, who had a big bag in his left eye, and the three around him were angry, and walked in with him. When he moved his hands and feet to pinch the bride of his waist, everyone's smiles couldn't help but stiffen.

What's going on?

The bridegroom's hair was disheveled, his clothes were like shards of snowflakes, and his left eye had a stumbling mark from a stick-like object, and he grinned. The three girls next to him pinched his waist vigorously, and their eyes were red. Gritted his teeth and glared at him, as if there was some kind of enmity between several people.

Yuan Shang forced himself to hold up his smiling face, and greeted everyone with a loud voice, while slapping the few Qianqian Su hands that stayed on his waist with his hands, grinning with his teeth, looking very annoyed and angry. …,

"Hehe, Mr. Wang, you are also here to cheer, you are really appreciative, the kid has thanked a few of you here, can you stop pinching? Hiss——! Hurt~~! ”

"Oh, General Xu, you came back from Qingzhou! With how many shares, the money is less, don't blame me for not agreeing——, can you stop pinching! Who do you want to kill? ”

"Ha Lu Ha! Ma Daru! I can't imagine that you have lived in seclusion for so many years, and today you actually showed up in person to go out of the mountain, how fortunate the kid is, drink a few more lamps in a while, let's not get drunk and don't return! Stinky! The pinching is endless! Why do you want to revolt! ”

Everyone couldn't help but look dumbfounded.

The lord of Hebei, the male of the four states, known as the first male in the world, Cao Cao's chief antagonist is really extraordinary, and his actions are very comparable, which is also too fierce! It's amazing to be so different when you become a parent!

"Newcomers go to the church~~!" With the master of ceremonies shouting, several couples of a man and three women joined hands and walked towards the auditorium step by step.

Shicai is still the third daughter with an angry face, and suddenly all of them changed their faces at this moment, and they looked extremely nervous, but it is no wonder, after all, getting married is the biggest thing in life, whether it is a smart woman, a heartless woman, or a strong woman, in this case, they will be in a nervous mood and dare not speak easily.

Between the main halls, I saw the master of ceremonies squinting his eyes, first bowed to Yuan Shang, and then scolded loudly: "Please Mrs. Zhen come up to worship first!" ”

Zhen Mi was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then walked to Yuan Shang's side and stood still.

"Although the great gift is simple, Hongyi is long, heaven and earth are humble, the monarch is respectful, the marriage of men and women, the phoenix is from the dragon, the disorder is established, and the family is prosperous. Singing and dancing to entertain the audience, and the newcomers worship heaven and earth. ”

Yuan Shang was still standing there stupidly, but he saw Zhen Mi stretching out his hand and pulling him, and said angrily at him: "What are you doing in a daze? Kneel down and kowtow! ”

Yuan Shang was stunned when he heard this, and said puzzledly: "Also, do you have to kowtow?" ”

Zhen Mixiu frowned, and said slowly: "Aren't you talking nonsense?" How can anyone worship heaven and earth without kowtowing! ”

"Oh!" Yuan Shang nodded in agreement. Then he knelt down. "Bangbang" knocked seven or eight in a row like pounding garlic.

Seeing this, Zhen Mi couldn't help but smoke from the seven orifices, glared at Yuan Shang angrily, and said angrily: "Just knock one!" You want to make your guests laugh to death! ”

Yuan Shang rubbed his somewhat swollen forehead, smiled innocently, and said, "Sorry, it's the first time I got married, I have no experience, and I'll be fine in the future!" ”

Zhen Mi: ""

"Worship the high hall!" The emcee's voice rang in my ears again.

Yuan Shang was helpless, and "Bangbangbang" knelt down and pounded garlic again.

"Husband and wife worship each other!"

"Bang Bang Bang" kneeling down is another kowtow.

"Respect the matchmaker~~!"

Yuan Shang was already a tiger, and subconsciously turned around when he heard the words. was about to knock again, but was grabbed by Zhen Mi, and pinched his waist fiercely, and said angrily.

"You're crazy! Matchmakers don't have to knock! ”

Yuan Shang: ""

"Send to the cave!"

Yuan Shang's brain hurts. Seeing that Zhen Mi was led in the direction of the cave room by the marriage inductor, he breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and was about to turn around and flash the side, but he heard the master of ceremonies cough heavily, and said to Yuan Shangyan with a smile: "Lord, please stay, this ceremony has not yet been completed." ”

Yuan Shang was stunned when he heard this, pointed in surprise in the direction where Zhen Mi disappeared, and said unwillingly: "Isn't this already in the cave room?" Why hasn't it been done yet? ”

The master of ceremonies smiled and said, "Her ceremony is done, you haven't yet." Don't forget, you're marrying three of them in one go. ”

Yuan Shang was stunned when he heard this.

The master of ceremonies didn't care about that, and said loudly: "Please Mrs. Lu come forward to make a salute!" ”

Yuan Shang touched the bag on his head, and said angrily at the master of ceremonies in surprise: "Come back again, isn't it, twice?" ”…,

"What do newcomers look at when they worship heaven and earth, knock! Don't knock no daughter-in-law! ”

Yuan Shang: ""

After the three daughters-in-law got married, Yuan Shang knelt up, knelt up, and kowtowed like pounding rice cakes. The three brides married, only knocked Chairman Yuan's head like Wang Batou's head, red and swollen, big and round.

I thought it was over. didn't want the bride to go to the cave room for recreation, leaving Yuan Shang to frequently deal with the toasts of everyone in the wedding venue. A glass of wine and blessings rushed to his face, but he couldn't refuse it, so he could only socialize one cup after another.

Eventually, the groom, who had been busy all day, was deeply drunk.

staggered to the wedding room in the backyard, and was thinking about which daughter-in-law to enter the cave room, but listened to the waiting maidservant's report, saying that the three ladies had all hid in Mrs. Xiahou's room, whispering, as if they were discussing something extremely important.

Yuan Shang was happy when he heard this, hey, this is good, several girls all ran to one room, but it saved him from tossing back and forth in the middle of the night.

Play some exciting four flies for a while?!

Coming to Xiahou Juan's room with great interest, Yuan Shang smiled and pushed open the door of the room, but saw three women in a circle, whispering something, all of them were very happy, dancing, and I didn't know what happy topic Lu Dao was talking about.

"The three ladies gathered together at night, and the newlyweds were not waiting for me in their respective rooms, this is planning to fight the landlord?" Yuan Shang asked with a smile.

Hearing this, the three girls raised their heads and looked at him, and then each smirked.

An unpleasant premonition instantly surged into Yuan Shang's heart.

"Laughing at what? What do you mean by that? ”

But I saw Zhen Mi gently tapping her chin with her fingers, and giggled at Yuan Shang: "Sister Xiahou was telling us just now, saying that you once said a very interesting word to her, called 'honeymoon', yes or no?" ”

Xiahou Juan hurriedly nodded and said: "Yes, yes, that's still when I was in the Central Plains Runan Liu Bei Pavilion Station, what did you tell me about the honeymoon, now that we are all married, shouldn't we think about where to go for a honeymoon, ah?" Husband? ”

Yuan Shang was stunned for a long time when he heard this, and then with a "snap", he slapped himself with a big-eared melon seed.

What is called a cheap mouth, this is! (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )