Chapter 44: Listen, Is This the Words of Man?
In early winter, the plants in the garden have withered except for the green bamboo and green pine.
However, another peony plant blooms very brightly, with a few drops of crystal water droplets hanging on the red petals, and the green leaves are full of green leaves, which is very beautiful. Zuo Fei could see at a glance that this was Hua Baixian who was acting as a demon again, and he actually ripened the flower root of the peony and let it germinate quickly in the severe cold.
"Hua Baixian, I asked you to study it, how did you think about it?"
Zuo Fei sat on the low wall of the openwork at the edge of the garden.
Hua Baixian picked up a wisp of green silk in his ear and smiled slightly: "I don't want to be a fertilizer, we might as well be a pesticide." ”
"Pesticides, what do you want to do?"
"It's very simple, as long as I drop the spiritual liquid into the ordinary potion, it can help the plant grow. ”
"That's a good idea, too. ”
"Isn't it great?"
"Yes, but fertilizer also has to be done, only all-round development, in order to be stable and lasting, otherwise if you specialize in one, put your eggs in one basket, once something goes wrong, it will be a chicken flying egg, and you will lose all the plates." What do you think?"
"I'm a fairy of flowers, isn't it a waste of my talent that you asked me to produce fertilizer? ”
"There is no high or low profession, and we must go to the masses and mingle with the masses in order to make great progress. If you think about it, how many people can be fed by the fertilizer you make, and even if you can't eat it, you can still support the Asian, African, and Latin American regions. ”
Hua Baixian said: "Actually, you can use medicinal water instead of fertilizer." ”
"This is not advisable, some nutrients needed for plant growth must be supplemented, your potion, just enough aura, even if it is a yield of 10,000 catties per mu, it is fat, and people may eat it may lead to malnutrition and illness." ”
"Well, I've studied the "Regulations on Pesticide Production and Manufacturing", and in the past two days, I'll take a look at the relevant information on fertilizer production. ”
"Didn't I give you a copy of "Top Dressing Master", didn't you read it?"
"I read it, but I think it's still not perfect, didn't you say it, people's livelihood plans, don't be sloppy, of course I want to read a lot of books. ”
"Yes, the ideological consciousness is very high, have you finished reading "Mao Xuan"?"
"After reading it, it's so exciting, I'm reading Das Kapital, The Dialectics of Nature, The Poverty of Philosophy. ”
Zuo Fei admired it very much in his heart.
Hua Baixian is simply too tenacious, such a boring book, you can read it with relish, she is really a good fairy with a conscience and a sense of social responsibility.
Half a month later, Hua Baixian has completed the assessment of ideological education and vocational skill literacy, and after the review of relevant departments, he has obtained the qualification certificate for fertilizer and pesticide production. However, this qualification certificate is not so easy to get, and the responsibility is to the household, and if something goes wrong, you have to bear all the consequences.
For the convenience of the future, Zuo Fei registered all the 45 classes and subsidiary items of the trademark of [I Fat You], so as to make full preparations for the discharge of other patients in the future. For example, if Tang Seng wants to open a martial arts hall, it can be called - I will fat you martial arts hall.
"What, fertilizers and pesticides, all call me fattening your brand?"
"How's that, it's authentic!"
"It sounds weird, but it's okay, but I just don't know if I can open the market smoothly. ”
"Don't worry about this, there are no factories now, do you have any good ideas?"
"I don't have any money, do you want me to go out and sell it?"
Zuo Fei almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, he waved his hand: "Zhang Fei's embroidery shop has already risen, I heard that I have made a lot of money recently, let me see if I can let him make a sum first, you set up a small factory first, take your time, how about it?"
Hua Baixian pouted: "Xiaochangzi, can the year of the monkey be famous all over the world?"
"You have a lot of appetite, it's a good thing to be ambitious, but you have to eat one bite at a time, although it is small at the beginning, but as long as you are willing to work hard, you can slowly snowball and get bigger. ”
Cui Ziyu heard the conversation between the two, took a book, walked over and coughed.
"Is there something wrong?"
"I can contribute, open a fertilizer factory, don't need manpower?"
Zuo Fei's eyes lit up: "You mean to use ghost workers?"
"That's right!"
Hua Baixian and Cui Ziyu didn't know each other very well, and she asked, "What kind of ghost worker?"
Zuo Fei explained: "You don't know, this is Cui Fujun of the underworld, he knows the art of resisting ghosts, he plans to open a pig farm, and you will be regarded as peers in the future. ”
Hua Baixian looked cold: "Oh, it turned out to be the chief judge of the Yin Division, fortunately, fortunately." ”
Cui Ziyu smiled bitterly: "Now everyone is an ordinary person, so there is no need to be so polite." ”
"Then you can find me three hundred capable fierce ghosts, I am about to open this business, and I can't be separated, I am grateful. ”
"Well said, well said!"
Cui Ziyu asked Zuo Fei: "When will my review report come down?"
"It's going to be a few days, even if you are discharged from the hospital and don't have a pig license, it's all in vain, and it's empty joy. ”
"I'm just going to raise a pig, do I still need a license?"
"Do you think it's a play house? If you raise a head, naturally no one will take care of you, but if you want to do a business, you have to pay taxes, otherwise won't the treasury be in deficit?"
"I'm a god, I go to raise pigs, and there are so many obstacles, it's too difficult for me. ”
Zuo Fei patted Cui Ziyu on the shoulder: "Don't be discouraged, I've already found Officer Bai, and he will ask someone to help you apply for a permit." What you have to do is to concentrate on the technology of pig raising, otherwise it will be useless to have a license, a swine fever, and you will not even have to wear pants if you pay for it. ”
"Do you want to be so miserable?"
"Hehe, how many pig bosses, because they can't bear the heavy pressure and blows, jumped off the building to end their glorious life, do you know?" He remembered a previous news: "By the way, don't you have a book on Zhu Da's advocacy of raising pigs? Therefore, don't believe all the things in the book, only by accumulating a lot of experience and knowledge, can you check and fill in the gaps, and eliminate the false and retain the true." In this regard, you have to learn more from Hua Baixian, you have been here for so long, and there are not as many books as others have read in a few days. ”
"You're too much of a bully, aren't you?"
"Why did I bully you?"
"He is an immortal, he can never forget it, I am an immortal, or a mortal ...... in the flesh"
"Don't make excuses, if you don't work hard, you still complain. If you could spend your thoughts on playing mahjong every day on learning materials, you would have been discharged from the hospital and opened a pig factory. Look at Zhang Fei, Xiuyi has set up three chain stores, compare you with a girl, you are a big man, are you embarrassed to complain in front of me?"
Zuo Fei was completely impressed by his ability to do ideological work, and he didn't even figure out how he practiced it.
Sure enough, those who are close to pigs eat!
After staying in the madhouse for a long time, his ability to talk nonsense is also a rapid increase, and if he wasn't still standing here, he couldn't believe that he could say such things. If a man says this to himself, he will pout his lips and spit on him in his heart: Listen, is this what a man says?
Cui Ziyu thought that he was also a suave immortal, but he was blushing and red-eared by Zuo Fei, and he was simply not a man, so he had to reply: "Work hard, struggle!" In fact, at this moment, in front of the beautiful and noble Hundred Flowers Fairy, his brain was blank.
Hua Baixian's expression was a little strange, and she didn't know if she was shocked by Zuo Fei's generous statement, or sympathized with Cui Ziyu's embarrassed face, she asked softly, "Ghost worker, when will you recruit you?"
Cui Ziyu said: "If it's convenient for you, you can do it at any time." ”
"Why, do you have to go myself?" Hua Baixian asked.
"Of course, you must recognize the Lord, otherwise those fierce ghosts will not be easy to control. ”
"Today, how's it going?. ”
"Of course you can!" Cui Ziyu asked Zuo Fei: "Where is there a mass grave, or a cemetery?"
Zuo Fei said: "Lingdong Road, the carp pit on the west side of Tumen, there is a thousand-year-old cemetery, and I often hear people say that it is haunted. ”
"Okay, then we'll go tonight. ”
The corner of Zuo Fei's mouth twitched: "I don't have to go......"