We return.

Please note that instead of returning the same way, we walked around Sichuan, bypassing Shengdu County, Bashan County, Chongqing County, and then Luzhou County, Yibin County, Emei County, Shushan County, Kangding County, and Shengxi County...... All the way through.

The reason is very simple, Yang Qiujin wants 400 million Sichuan people to see our surrender mission.

Let's be honest, if it weren't for the big white flag, it would have been quite a pleasant trip.

But even so, I think it's worth it. There is a gain, there must be a price. Isn't that so? You see, we've seen a lot of fun stuff!

I saw the ruins of the Three Gorges Dam, which is a thousand meters high!

I saw the "Apocalypse Monument" in the center of Chongqing!

I saw the stone statue of the goddess in Kangding, which is hundreds of meters high!

I saw the headquarters of Emei, Shumen, Qingcheng, Xiaoyao, and Brother Lao on the top of the mountain!

I saw endless salt pans and tea plantations on the plains!

I even saw the legendary "Gate of the Apocalypse" in the holy county of Shengxi County, at the foot of the holy mountain!

Wow, the hundred-meter-high "Gate of the Apocalypse" shimmers with a green glow.

If it weren't for the tens of thousands of Sichuan troops guarding it, I'm afraid I would have to sneak in and see what was inside......

Yes, I don't care who wins or loses between Datang and the mainland, and I don't care about dignity or anything, I just came to Sichuan for tourism.

I think the most important thing is that I am free to walk on the land of freedom, and I can sacrifice everything for it, whether it is myself or the whole world.

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Although the scenery of Sichuan is extremely colorful and majestic, the people of Sichuan are the same.

The Sichuan people see us as very contradictory, on the one hand, we have the Son of God, we have many people, and we actually resisted their attack; On the one hand, they are noble and we are lowly, they are strong and we are weak......

But in fact, there is no contradiction between them. Because they have long been raised to be people without contradictions, or rather, they are being raised to be people without contradictions.

Even if they invented the concept of contradiction, it was to understand the concept of contradiction, so there was no concept of contradiction.

You see, they laughed happily and moved with tears in their eyes, explaining everything, even if they contradicted each other, as the central idea of "Sichuan is great and the interior is low."

Of course, the same is true in the mainland. You see, the thousands of us are all triumphant, and they always convince themselves. They look pitiful in front of the Sichuan people, and they are proud without the Sichuan people.

We circled for a month, and finally returned to the foot of the Great Wall of Sichuan.

There, I saw a large number of welding, concrete, masonry, rebar, and even explosives and mines. Sure enough, Yang Qiujin did what he said, and he would close the Great Wall of Sichuan forever.

Henceforth, although the mainland exists, the mainland does not exist; Although Sichuan exists, Sichuan does not exist.

We crossed the Great Wall of Sichuan.

The door is closed.

It's over.

The interior exists and does not exist.

The mainland does not exist and exists.

Sichuan exists and does not exist.

Sichuan does not exist and exists.

It's over.

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We came to Hanzhong County again.

There, the Datang Mission was transformed into the Sichuan Mission.

I taught them the etiquette of Sichuan.

In fact, what is important is not the etiquette of Sichuan, but the etiquette of Sichuan in the imagination of mainlanders.

Therefore, we, the people of the Sichuan mission, all wore green clothes, embroidered with phoenix patterns, and all the clothes had a big "Sichuan" character written on them. We also wore straw sandals, hats, and even nibbled on dog meat in our hands at any time. In the eyes of the mainlanders, Sichuan people are all idiots who wear straw sandals, hats, eat dog meat, and speak dialects, so we pretend to be such idiots.

Thousands of people drove to the Great Chang'an District in thousands of cars, each of which was planted with the flags of Sichuan Province, the flags of various counties, the flags of various counties, and the gang flags of the Qingcheng faction, the Emei faction, the Shumen faction, the elder faction, and the Xiaoyao faction......

We went around the Great Chang'an District before we arrived at West Chang'an.

The Tang Emperor Li Hongsi was waiting for us in the palace, and 10 million people were waiting for us in the royal square.

I was standing on the stage in front of the crowd. On the stage is a microphone connected to eighteen huge speakers.

I shouted loudly: "Sichuan has completely failed!" One million Sichuan troops were wiped out! Sichuan is so powerful, tens of thousands of tanks, tens of thousands of artillery, still defeated by us! ”

The crowd gave a loyal cheer: "Long live Datang!" Long live the Emperor! Long live the emperor, long live, long live! ”

I said loudly: "After the emperor personally defeated the 900,000 Sichuan army, he sent me to attack the remaining remnants of the army. In accordance with the plan personally deployed by the emperor, I wiped out the remnants of the Sichuan army in Hanzhong! Moreover, I also invaded the holy capital and asked Yang Qiujin, the governor of Sichuan, to sign the alliance under the city! ”

The crowd continued to shout: "Long live Datang!" Long live the Emperor! Long live the emperor, long live, long live! ”

I continued: "Not only did they surrender, but they sent an apology mission of 10,000 men! ”

Thousands of Sichuan envoys also knelt down, wept bitterly, patted their chests, and said, "We were wrong! Sichuan is wrong! Long live Datang! Long live the Emperor! ”

The crowd frantically shouted: "Long live the Tang Dynasty!" Long live the Emperor! Long live the emperor, long live, long live! "They were so crazy that they all broke their voices.

I continued: "Yang Qiujin even sent his own sister Yang Qiumei over to the emperor as the imperial concubine! ”

After speaking, dozens of extremely beautiful women appeared on the stage, and they surrounded one of the most beautiful women, the second place winner of the first Oiran Conference of the Tang Dynasty a few months ago.

The excitement of the crowd had reached its peak, and hundreds of people screamed, directly fainting with excitement.

Even I was moved. If that were true, how nice it would be. But if we take it for real, does it make any difference? If we really take it seriously, then it is true, and there is no such thing as "if we really take it seriously".

I saw the excited 10 million people, looking at the excited emperor and ministers, looking at the excited Tang Army, looking at the excited Sichuan Mission, I thought, could this really be true?

Yang Mingyang on the side said: "What the hell is going on? I don't believe it's true! I don't believe that you defeated the Sichuan army, and I don't believe that you drove hundreds of thousands of Sichuan remnants out of Hanzhong without bringing a single soldier! I don't believe that you can attack the Holy Capital without a single soldier! ”

I said, "We are the Inner Court, and you pampered scholars will never know how powerful the Inner Court is!" ”

Yang Mingyang snorted.

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Although Yang Mingyang didn't believe it, everyone really believed it.

In the Tang Palace, the emperor and empress excitedly talked about how they defeated the Sichuan army - but, damn, these are all fakes, you three are really good materials for actors! It's almost enough, is it necessary? It's so contrived!

The emperor said: "This time, the two empresses have helped me a lot, and the people in the inner court have also helped me a lot. I declare, rebuild the Inner Court! Zhang Wuming is the head of the inner court, and Zhao Yuyang and Zhang Qiangsheng are the deputy heads. ”

Thanksgiving to all.

The Emperor continued: "I am very happy, I am really a loyal minister in a national disaster! The various gangs and sects did not betray me, the provinces did not betray me, the Death Serving Sect was also eliminated, and Sichuan was solved forever! ”

The faces of the provincial deputies were all embarrassed, and Yang Mingyang's face was white for a while and red for a while.

Zhang Qiangsheng: "Minister, please play, the current forbidden army is overwhelmed, and the royal forbidden army must be rebuilt!" ”

The Emperor nodded and said, "Well, agreed." You're in charge! ”

Lu Ziluo: "Minister, please play, the current Imperial University is overwhelmed, and the Imperial University must be rebuilt!" ”

The Emperor nodded: "Well, I agree." You're in charge! ”

All the ministers knelt down and shouted, "Long live the Tang Dynasty!" Long live the Emperor! Long live the emperor, long live, long live! ”

The ministers kept shouting.

Li Hongsi, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty on the dragon chair, smiled happily and rubbed his hands excitedly.

Thus, the Sichuan problem was solved.

All in all, Sichuan recognized Chang'an as the boss of Sichuan, and the mainlanders were both satisfied and happy.

All in all, Chang'an admits that Sichuan is the boss of Chang'an, and the people of Sichuan are both satisfied and happy.

All in all, everyone was satisfied and happy.

All in all, none of those missions died, because it was not justice for them to die.

All in all, those missions are dead, because it doesn't make sense that they don't die.

All in all, they died and they didn't die, they didn't die and died.

Don't ask me if they're dead or not. Because the problem exists and does not exist, and does not exist and exists - well, I am wrong, because the problem really does not exist.