Han Niu felt that he had a long dream, in the dream he sat on the top of the mountain of meat, eating meat, there was so much meat, no matter how much he ate, he couldn't finish it, but there was one thing that made him wonder very much, no matter how much he ate, his stomach was still empty, and his stomach was as painful as a fire.

I wanted to put some meat in my arms, but the monkey hadn't eaten it yet, but no matter how he pretended it, the piece of meat would fall out of his arms......

"Whew!!" The monkey's scream immediately echoed in the village, and the confused Han Niu opened his eyes, and as a result, he found that there was really a tall mountain of meat beside him, and the rich smell of meat went straight to his brain, God! I'm still dreaming.

The monkey rolled over and kept hitting his head on the head of the cow, great, it's good that the cow isn't dead, it's good that the cow isn't dead, although the ass is still bleeding, the bite of the cow just now is very heavy, the monkey still wants to xiexie God.

The monkey looked at Han Niu, Han Niu looked at Roshan, a yellow dog stretched its back with its long mouth, and barked twice at Han Niu's warning "Wangwang", and then a beautiful woman walked out of the brick house.

Seeing that the two robbers had woken up, she planned to go back to the room, but after walking halfway and then turned back, she used her flowered shoes embroidered with mandarin ducks to chop off two feet on the dirty feet of the monkey and the cow, and entered the house again with tears in her eyes.

Han Niu couldn't figure it out, weishenme himself was beaten, the woman would cry, and wanted to move her body, but found that her two thumbs were tied very strongly by ropes, and the same was true for her feet, but these were minor problems, and he still wanted to know if the Roshan in front of him was real.

A very beautiful, very clean little child came over, squatted down with a big grin, and Han Niu was very eager to pull his white and tender finch, and just when he wanted to laugh, he heard the little child say, "How about I knock you on a stick and give you a piece of meat to eat?" ”

Han Niu immediately laughed, he did a lot of things in Yuanshan to change meat for being beaten, not to mention that there was only a child in front of him, so he hurriedly nodded and agreed, and did not forget to squeeze his eyes with the pensive monkey in his busy schedule.

"Give you meat first, then beat you!" In Han Niu's longing gaze, the child took a large piece of meat from Roshan, the size of half a palm, and Han Niu couldn't wait to be beaten when he saw such a trustworthy child.

The meat was so delicious, even though it was only jerky, and Han Niu swore that he had never eaten such delicious meat, and after eating only half of it, he strongly asked the child to give the rest of the meat to the monkey.

"Why don't I give each of you a piece of meat, and then you all get a stick?" The monkey never thinks that there is such a good thing in the world, the more abnormal the thing, the more weird the consequences, just about to object, Han Niu can't wait to nod his head and agree, just a child, how much strength can he have? It can't be compared to the robbers on Wonsan.

The monkey ate the piece of jerky with the utmost trepidation, and then planned to see how the boy would beat his brothers. When he saw the child take out a bamboo board from the small basket hanging from the dog's neck, he finally relented, and Han Niu even shouted for the child to smoke a hundred boards for himself, and then give himself a hundred pieces of meat to eat.

There are many small holes in the bamboo board, which is like a fat doll in the painting with a weird smile and takes out a nail from the small bamboo basket and slowly presses it into the small holes on the bamboo board, and after all the half-inch long nails are pressed in, he takes a bamboo board and ties it to the back of the bamboo board full of nails, the advantage of this is that the nails will not exit by themselves.

Looking at the mace in the child's hand, the monkey and the cow could no longer laugh, not at all.

"These nails are all beaten out by the blacksmith uncle one by one, it is the baby of the lame uncle who makes furniture, I ran three times to steal these, the number is less, and the one-inch long nail lame uncle is very strict and difficult to start, you will just take a look, now each of you has eaten a piece of beef, so one of you owes me a stick, and after I finish playing, we will discuss the next price, just at the beginning, you can give you a discount, choose your own place to be beaten, and personally recommend the best butt."

Han Niu said with a blue face: "I have thick meat, and I have suffered twice!" If you beat a monkey like this, the nails will hurt his bones, so that the person will be wasted, and my flesh is thick, and I can't hurt the bones, so I'll come. ”

The child nodded and said: "I will never refuse such a request, because my eldest brother will also help me get beaten like this, so I know how heavy this feeling is, if you change the environment, I will even secretly let you run away, but you beat my eldest brother like a pig's head, and the bridge of his nose is broken, so you don't think about good things in this matter." ”

"Whew!!" Han Niu's body suddenly straightened, all the nails on the bamboo board pierced into the flesh, the pain in the heart, so that Han Niu was so used to being beaten that he couldn't help screaming out, the monkey closed his eyes in pain, who did he offend badly, weishenme wanted to offend such a freak, these words and these things are not something that a three- or four-year-old child can do at all.

He really couldn't figure out that if there was poison in what he ate, Zhang Dahu should also be poisoned, and he also ate everything, why only his brother was hit?

The child found a piece of sackcloth and stuffed it into Han Niu's mouth and said, "You bite the sackcloth, otherwise you will hurt your tongue, and there is another one, you can just bear with it." ”

Han Niu's body straightened again, the beads of sweat the size of soybeans crackled down, and the child was ready to leave after the fight, as for the mace nailed to Han Niu's buttocks, he didn't plan to pull it off by himself.

"Weishenme Zhang Dahu was not poisoned?" The monkey couldn't help but ask.

"Zhang Dahu? Oh, I don't know, you tell me about the scene at that time, and then I'll tell you why that Zhang Dahu wasn't poisoned. ”

The monkey rolled behind Han Niu's buttocks, pulled it off Han Niu's ass with a mace in his mouth and threw it aside, and then told the child in detail about the scene.

"I know, what is poisonous is bitter and bitter sugar, Zhang Dahu added frosting to the poison, and it became like that, are you sure you can see clearly that Zhang Dahu picked the poison with his fingers and ate it?"

"He did eat it!" The monkey swears.

The kid sighed and said, "As long as it's a chemistry teacher, they're going to play this trick, and it's clear that he's got the poison he picked up with his middle finger, and then he puts his index finger in his mouth, and there's no poison on his index finger, how can he be poisoned, you're so stupid." ”

The monkey turned his back to the sky and regretted hitting the back of his head on the ground repeatedly, and a small trick sent his brother into a Jedi from which he could never recover, and the child really didn't say that he was too stupid.

After a short time, the child stumbled over with a basin of water and said to the monkey: "Your brother's ass has been beaten, and now the weather is hot, and it will soon have abscesses, if you wash it carefully with salt water, you can prevent suppuration, first say okay, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, do you want to wash your butt with salt water......"