Chapter 13 How can you eat bunnies! (4.3K 2-in-1 Grand Chapter)
"Your Highness, I found a valley ahead, quiet and uninhabited, the lake water is clear, you see ......"
In the couch, Zhao Zheng was sleeping in a daze, but suddenly from the curtain that was half-lifted on one side, the voice of the old housekeeper Gao De came.
"Oh? Oooh......"
Zhao Zheng responded in a daze, and then gradually came back to his senses, immediately waved his hand, and said casually.
"Then set up camp here and rest for the night......"
Seeing this, Gao De shouted loudly and began to make arrangements.
It's also strange to say, although this Gao De seems to be unattractive, he doesn't think that he is so handy as a housekeeper, as if he is familiar with the road.
Such a huge convoy, hundreds of carriages, thousands of armor guards, slaves and servants!
So many people traveled long distances, eating, drinking, resting, living and traveling, all of which were arranged by him alone, and they were all handled properly and without error!
This kind of director's ability is amazing!
Zhao Zheng knew in his heart that these Gao De and Gao Jin were by no means ordinary wealthy families, and they might not even be ordinary family valves!
It is only because this Gao De person is by no means something that can be cultivated by ordinary wealthy families, and he must handle affairs for famous families and other century-old families all year round, so that he will have such an outstanding director's ability.
And the reason why he behaved so deliberately naturally understood that His Royal Highness King Qin knew that the two of them were by no means father and son, but he didn't make it clear.
Therefore, he tried his best to prove his ability and value, so that he could be appreciated and relied on by His Royal Highness King Qin.
Zhao Zheng naturally knew this, but he was noncommittal.
Although he still knows the details of these two people, after entering Qin Chuan, isn't the round and flat one for him to knead?
Moreover, this Gao De is so capable, he can help himself deal with the affairs of the palace at the moment, and temporarily act as a steward.
As for loyalty or something, I naturally can't talk about these things at the moment, but I have time to slowly understand the true details of this 'father and son'......
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"Yay~! Brother Huang! It's a great place to visit! ā
Taking advantage of the fact that the convoy was camped on the spot, Zhao Yun had already led the royal brother with great interest, and began to visit this quiet and far-reaching green valley together.
It's just that she is quite unbeautiful in her heart, but why does the imperial brother lead this Zhao Wan'er wherever he goes......
and his wooden-like younger brother, who can't beat a fart with a stick, and when he is free, he only knows how to practice martial arts!
Cut~, is it possible to practice the ability of the first master of a big cadre?
"Yes, let's rest here for a while today......"
Zhao Zheng has had such an opportunity to get close to nature for the first time since he crossed over, and at this moment he breathed in the fresh air overflowing between heaven and earth, and suddenly opened his arms very happily, and let out a pleasant sound of 'ha~'.
"Your Highness, then I will arrange for servants to come and camp here?"
Gao De followed closely, and seeing that His Highness was quite interested, he hurriedly inquired.
"Hmmm......"
Zhao Zheng pondered for a moment, looked around, saw that the mountains and rivers were green, and the scenery was pleasant, so he nodded in agreement.
"Yes."
Gao De immediately received the order, and after retiring, he had to go down to make arrangements.
But at this moment, I only heard Zhao Yun's exclamation!
"Yikes! Rabbit! There's a rabbit, Brother Huang!! ā
Even if you don't care about it, you set off immediately, and you want to catch the rabbit on the spot!
But who knew that the rabbit was frightened, and jumped up in an instant, but in the blink of an eye, it was about to disappear into the jungle!
"Zicheng! Fast! Keep that rabbit!! ā
Zhao Zheng was in a hurry, and couldn't help shouting!
"Whoa!"
Zhao Long immediately said, and instantly copied the big bow into his hand, and then between the lightning and flint, he didn't even know how he took the arrow, let alone how he aimed!
But only to hear the sound of 'boom', the feather arrow shot off the string, and instantly jumped into the air, and the white rabbit with a flickering figure chased straight away!
'Bang! ā
In an instant, I saw the white rabbit flying in the air being passed by consistently!
In an instant, he was nailed to the thick trunk of a tree on the side, and he died on the spot!
"This ......"
Suddenly, everyone was stunned, and they couldn't help but look at each other, but they all saw an incredible look in each other's eyes!
Especially the old housekeeper Gao De, his complexion changed suddenly!
With his eyesight, how could he not know how amazing the archery skills that Zhao Long showed in an instant?!
But he has read countless geniuses and seen fierce generals, but he has never seen anyone who can respond to the situation in such an urgent and sudden situation, volley, and hit the flexible rabbit who fled in a panic!
This...... This person's strength is by no means beyond the reach of ordinary generals!!
No wonder His Highness came to this valley, but he didn't even want to bring one more attendant!
With such martial arts wizards personal guards, even if you bring more guards, what's the use, what's the point?
"Yikes! Zhao Zicheng! The rabbit is so cute, how can you bear to shoot it like that!! ā
Zhao Yun looked at the bloody scene, and even shouted with a chirp!
She wanted a living rabbit, not a dead rabbit!
"Hahaha! Zicheng may have misunderstood what I meant......"
Zhao Zheng was stunned for a moment, but he immediately reacted, patted the embarrassed Zhao Long casually, and laughed to himself.
It's also to blame that he didn't make it clear in a hurry, after all, he just said to keep the rabbit, not catch the rabbit!
When Zicheng was ordered by the opportunity, he naturally chose the quickest way to leave the rabbit.
Otherwise, at such a long distance, even if he immediately set out to chase after him, it was difficult to guarantee that he would definitely be able to catch it.
"But the rabbit is so cute...... I haven't even had time to play with it yet! ā
Zhao Yun wrinkled her mouth aggrievedly, and immediately turned her head, as if she couldn't bear to look at the bloody scene again.
"Yes, the rabbit is so cute, we must bury it with the highest standard of etiquette......"
Zhao Zheng looked at the white and tender rabbit, and with emotion, these tears slowly flowed from the corners of his mouth......
Then he came back to his senses, wiped his mouth violently, clapped his hands immediately, and immediately commanded.
"Wan'er, go quickly, and use the highest funeral - cremation to bury this cute little rabbit in a while!"
When Zhao Yun heard this, he was immediately in a hurry, and hurriedly shouted!
"I don't! This is my little bunny! I'm going to bury it with my own hands!! ā
After that, he didn't wait for the royal brother to respond, when he rushed forward and reluctantly removed the poor little rabbit from the trunk.
"This?"
It took a lot of effort for Zhao Yun to finally take down the feather arrow that went deep into the trunk of the tree, and she looked at the arrow hole of the black hole, and couldn't help but lose her mind for a while.
I can't imagine that Zhao Long was caught off guard and volleyed, did he still have such a power to penetrate the wood?!
"Haha, good!"
When Zhao Zheng saw this, he couldn't help but laugh!
"Then it's up to Sister Yun...... Send it on your way! ā
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At night, on the shores of the small lake.
Dusk has passed, the sky is hazy, Zhao Zheng, the king of Qin, and Zhao Yun, the seventh princess, held a grand funeral ceremony for Yun'er's little rabbit on the side of the lake.
"Brother Huang...... Didn't you say that you would give a funeral to the little rabbit? Why do you want to string it with branches? ā
Zhao Yun looked at the imperial brother blankly, and skillfully used a wooden branch that had been cut to instantly cross the little rabbit that had been stripped of its skin.
"You don't understand that! Just like we need a coffin when we are buried...... So when the rabbit is buried, it is natural to use wooden branches! ā
Zhao Zheng's face was not red and his heart was full of nonsense, but the movements under his hands did not stop at all.
In other words, this is the first time I have had a barbecue in the wild since I crossed over!
Hehe, it's a little exciting to think about!
"Oh...... I see? ā
Zhao Yun nodded as if she didn't understand, this innocent and cute appearance, everyone on the side was a little unbearable.
Your Highness...... How can you bear to coax such a cute little girl?
"Brother Huang...... So why hold it up in the air and turn it around and around? ā
Zhao Yun was in a daze again, wondering why she had to send a funeral like this?
"This ...... Just like we need to wear a shroud when we are buried, the little rabbit is skinned, so naturally it must be coated with lard and roasted with a golden coat! ā
Zhao Zheng was stunned at first, and then he had an idea and continued to talk nonsense.
"Oh...... That's it! Then it's up to me, Brother Huang! I'm going to roast the bunny with my own hands! ā
Zhao Yun immediately understood, and hurriedly snatched the wooden branch from the imperial brother's hand, and turned it up and down with great interest.
"Huh?"
Zhao Zheng was stunned for a moment, then he reacted, couldn't help laughing, and let Yun'er make trouble.
He watched Yun'er do it intently, and from time to time he instructed Yun'er and taught her the correct tumbling skills.
Seeing that the heat was almost over, he beckoned, called Wan'er over, and brought all the spices brought from the palace.
"Brother Huang...... Why do you have to sprinkle so much spice on it? ā
Zhao Yun was stirring up, but suddenly saw the imperial brother grabbing all kinds of spiced spices and sprinkling them back and forth on the rabbit, and immediately looked at it with a vigilant face!
Although she has never been in the palace kitchen, she also knows that fennel and peppercorns are all spiced spices, but they are all for cooking!
"This ...... Sister Yun, don't you know that the best burial is to put it in your stomach forever...... Oh no, it's in your heart, right? ā
Now that it is this time, Zhao Zheng still doesn't want to admit it, the dead duck has a hard mouth, and he has to continue to tease Yun Mei.
"Brother Huang! You, you obviously want to eat, you want to eat the bunny!! ā
Even if Zhao Yun is simple, but at this time, how can he not know what the highest standard cremation etiquette that the imperial brother said, it is actually to satisfy his own appetite!
She couldn't help but be ashamed, and subconsciously smelled the fragrance in the air, and shouted out loud!
"Bunny is so cute! How can you eat bunnies!! ā
After saying that, he immediately turned his head, but he didn't want to pay attention to his nasty ghost emperor brother anymore!
"Harm~! Sister Yun, wouldn't this kind of game be a tyrannical thing if it was really buried in the soil? Wouldn't it be a beautiful thing to bake it like this to fill your stomach? ā
Zhao Zheng immediately called Wan'er to continue the roasting, and he stepped forward with a hippie smile, grabbed Yun'er's shoulders and said with a smile.
"And the rabbit meat you grilled yourself is obviously more fragrant......"
It's okay not to say this, but when Zhao Yundang says it, he is a little anxious!
"Brother Huang! You still say! You still say! I thought it was a funeral for the bunny! Fang was still so serious about turning it up and down......"
Zhao Yun suddenly looked at the little rabbit with grievances, only to feel that the little rabbit that had been brushed with lard and sprinkled with spices, and the golden and oily little rabbit that had been roasted at the moment looked so pitiful and ...... Seductive.
'Phew! Zhao Yun! What are you thinking? How can you be like the royal brother! All I think about is the desire to eat all day long!! ā
Zhao Yun immediately shook his head and hurriedly drove out all the terrible thoughts in his mind!
It's just that subconsciously, this nose is always twitching, smelling the fragrance in the air, and my heart is really entangled......
"Haha! I'm already hungry, but I'm still hard-mouthed! ā
Zhao Zheng saw that Yun Mei's little nose kept twitching, and immediately laughed, and when he stretched out a finger and scratched her nose, he persuaded him repeatedly.
"Okay, okay, it's almost baked, how about you try your craft!"
Saying that, Zhao Zheng turned his head and glanced at the almost roasted rabbit meat, then he pouted, signaling that it was okay, let's start cutting the meat now.
"I don't! Brother Huang, you're a big nuisance! I won't eat bunnies! ā
Zhao Yun snorted unappreciatively, but tilted her head further, as if she didn't want to see the poor rabbit being eaten.
"Oh? Sister Yun, do you really not eat it? ā
Zhao Zheng smiled, deliberately brought the small bowl handed by Wan'er to Yun'er, and then picked up a piece of cut meat in front of her, and immediately put it into his mouth, and immediately hummed with great satisfaction.
Although some fucked up things are that there are no cumin and chili peppers in this big dry yet, this kind of game has already satisfied Zhao Zheng.
"Hmm~ It's so delicious! Our Yun Mei's craftsmanship is really good! ā
Zhao Zheng deliberately exaggerated the tone, and Zhao Yun, who listened to it, was flustered, and turned a pair of big eyes, and couldn't help but secretly glance at the imperial brother, as well as the oily rabbit meat in his bowl......
Although her nose twitched, and she even swallowed saliva subconsciously, she still held on to herself!
"Brother Huang! Don't tempt me! I will never eat a bite!! ā
After all, it seemed to show his determination, but he directly turned his whole body!
"Okay, okay, just sell the royal brother a face, take a bite!"
Zhao Zheng couldn't help laughing when he saw that Yun Mei was a child again, and then came to him again, and took the initiative to pick up a piece of meat and feed it.
"Come on, come on, this piece of meat will be used as the imperial brother to make amends for you!"
"This ......"
Zhao Yun was immediately stunned, seeing that the imperial brother had said this, but it was not easy to continue to be willful, even if the momentum was weak, he took the opportunity to bite off the rabbit meat that the imperial brother fed to his mouth, and said vaguely.
"IāI'm for the emperor's sake, huh...... On the face of the royal brother! Only, only to eat! ā
Zhao Zheng couldn't cry or laugh, but he could only nod again and again, whatever Yun Mei said.
But who knew that Zhao Yun's eyes suddenly lit up when he took this bite!
"Hmm~!"
Then, in a hurry, he hurriedly chewed this hot rabbit meat in three times and two times, and then subconsciously shouted loudly!
"Brother Huang! It's so fragrant......"
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"The royal brother said, 'The best way to keep good things is to store them in your heart forever!'"
I am ignorant and ignorant, and I don't think so.
After experiencing its taste, I thought it was true! ā
- "The Legend of Yunzhong" Zhao Yun