62 Five Poisons (I)

Zhang Kangning pulled out the pistol from his waist, and when he pulled it out, he had already opened the safety bolt and loaded it with one hand, as long as he put the pistol flat, he would shoot.

All Praetorian troops were loaded with submachine guns.

As long as Zhang Kangning fires a shot, hundreds of thousands of people in the entire Five Poisons Sect will be wiped out.

However, Wan Wanbao stood up.

He stood up!

He lay on the ground, his knees raised, his feet on the ground, and then he stood up straight and incredibly straight.

He stood up with his arms on his trouser legs and his eyes staring straight ahead.

So, thousands of people all stared at him blankly.

When he had been spelled a minute earlier, he was still gray-skinned and gray-haired; When he fell to the ground thirty seconds ago, he had charcoal-black skin and charcoal-black hair; Now when he stands up, he has yellow skin and yellow hair.

In other words, except for some yellow hair and some scars on his body, he is a normal person.

People were preparing for a fire, and at this moment, everyone was stunned.

Poison Wanqiang knelt in front of Wan Wanbao's lap and cried a handful of snot and tears. I didn't know that I thought it was my grandson kneeling in front of my grandfather crying, but when I looked closely, it turned out to be an old man in his seventies or eighties kneeling in front of a twenty-year-old young man and crying bitterly.

Poison Wanqiang: "It turns out that you are really the leader of the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect!" Master, where have you been for hundreds of years! We've had a hard time finding you! ”

Ah, you were acting before! I thought you had surrendered. You liar! But what's going on with your "Ten Thousand Poisons Sect Master"? Didn't I decree that I should not call myself the "Cult of Ten Thousand Poisons"?

The thousands of people present all knelt down and shouted: "Ten thousand poisons are out, heaven and earth are destroyed!" Ten thousand poisons come out, heaven and earth are destroyed! ”

I shouted, "Don't shout! Don't shout this thing. ”

I looked at Wan Wanbao.

At this time, Wan Wanbao was already a normal person, with normal skin color and normal hair, which made him mature several years at once.

Wan Wanbao: "I said, you are not allowed to call me the Master of the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect in the future, and there will be no Ten Thousand Poisons Sect in the future!" ”

People were quiet.

I saw a mysterious smile that I hadn't seen in a long time.

I felt a sense of horror.

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Lu Chengzhi looked at them with a frown.

His task is to solve the rebellion in the rivers and lakes, and by the way, to arrest the escaped wanted criminals, so it is not his responsibility to eliminate the ancient cult of Ten Thousand Poisons, but he is an official of the imperial court, and the matter of the cult cannot be ignored.

I said, "You are not allowed to mention the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect in the future, you are not the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect, and there will be no more Ten Thousand Poisons Sect in the future, do you understand?" ”

Everyone looked at Wan Wanbao with a mysterious smile on their faces and said, "Understood! Got it! ”

So the feast went on as if nothing had happened, only the big pit with four small pits in the middle proved that something had happened.

After this incident, the attitude of the Five Poisons Gang towards us was obviously much better, not that kind of perfunctory attitude, but real respect, and even a little, worship.

I asked Poison Wanqiang: "What is the situation of your five poisons?" Why oppose the imperial court? How good is it to stay in Yunnan and why do you come to the mainland? ”

Poison Wanqiang: "We have always been in Yunnan and never caused trouble, but a protector who disappeared a long time ago suddenly appeared at the head election meeting, defeated everyone, and became the head of the house." He ordered the Five Poisons to rebel, and he went to rob the leader of the martial arts alliance. After his death, a 'white ghost' came out and killed the new head of the house, so that we could continue to oppose the imperial court. He said let us come to Jiangnan, and after we come, we can rebuild the ten thousand poisons and eliminate the imperial court......"

I said, "Stop! Don't talk about the past! Let's go back to the old days and live in peace. You don't oppose the court, and the court doesn't kill you, everyone takes it seriously. ”

Poison Wanqiang: "My lord, if you can live, who wants to rebel?" Our Five Poisons is a big gang, and there are dozens of small gangs below, all of which are not convinced and fight each other. Duan Jiazhi in Yunnan and Jiang Xiaoguang in Qianzhou beat us all day long, robbed us of poison, and drove us to help the people to be cannon fodder, but we had no choice, so we came to Jiangnan. ”

As soon as I heard it, it was good! Let you call, save our court trouble.

I said, "Don't worry, you have a new head and the court as the backing, and your future is bright!" Come, let's toast to the head, the five poisons, and the court! ”

So people pushed their cups and changed their glasses, got drunk, and stopped talking.

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Lu Chengzhi said to me: "The Five Poisons are the remnants of the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect, one of the ten major cults of the year, and the imperial court cannot eliminate the Five Poisons, so they are barely called gangs in the rivers and lakes." We can't let them rebuild the five poisons in order to control them! Besides, the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect almost wiped out the imperial court back then, how can we control them? ”

I said, "That's easy." Didn't they have an enmity with the Yunnan court and the Qianzhou court? Let them fight each other, and we will reap the fisherman's profit. ”

Lu Chengzhi: "What if they don't fight?" ”

Me: "If you don't listen to your boss, we'll kill him." If the whole gang doesn't listen, then we will destroy the five poisons! ”

Lu Chengzhi gave a thumbs up: "High!" ”

I asked Wan Wanbao to order the Five Poisons to attack Yunnan and Qianzhou.

Wan Wanbao scratched his head: "It's going to die." ”

Me: "What's the point of you as a boss if they don't listen to you?" If they don't listen to you because they're afraid of death, how does that show their loyalty to their boss? This is the test, and they must pass it in order to become a qualified helper. ”

So the Five Poisons faction began to attack Yunnan and Qianzhou. Nanchang County is in the southwest of Jiangnan, with Qianzhou to the west and Yunnan to the south.

This attack of the Five Poison Sect reflected two points, first, they really listened to Wan Wanbao's words, and they rushed forward after so many deaths; Second, their combat effectiveness is not good, they can't even defeat the regular armies of Yunnan and Qianzhou, and the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect, which almost destroyed the world, can no longer find a trace from them - no wonder they are not worthy of being called the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect, and they can't even reach one percent of the Ten Thousand Poisons.

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Dozens of Dharma protectors, hall masters, and altar masters knelt in front of Wan Wanbao and wept bitterly.

Poison Wanqiang also knelt down and kowtowed, saying: "We know that our five poisons are waste now, but we can't fight anymore, and if we beat us again, we won't have anyone!" ”

Wan Wanbao looked at me.

I said, "You admit that you are shit!" ”

A man stood up: "What are you talking about? You're the trash! ”

This person is the head of the Five Poison Sect.

The Poison Gate is to poison others, and it is the first gate of the Five Poison Sect. It's a pity that they are a bunch of waste, real waste. They collect poisons and insects, then they cook them and burn them, and then they use those things to poison people! According to them, according to the principle of yin and yang of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, poisonous insects must be smashed with iron sticks, and then the wood is burned with fire, boiled with water, and then mixed with soil to kill.

One person said, "You have Chang'an's poisonous gas, but we don't have anything!" You're talking cool there! ”

This person is the head of the gas gate. The gas valve is the most powerful door of the Five Poison Sect, of course, I'm talking about the past. Gas valves are specially designed to produce poison gas. Their poison gas was obtained by electrifying in concentrated salt water. Obviously, their poison gas is chlorine, the most rubbish kind of poison gas. Now that the world is in turmoil, the Chang'an Imperial Court has recalled the inner courts and forbidden troops stationed in various places, and the power plants in the provincial capitals have all been paralyzed, so there is no electricity at all, and they can't buy electricity with money, so they naturally can't make any poisonous gas.

One person said, "The reason why our five poisons are not working is because you evil courts have blasphemed God!" ”

This man is the head of the Witchcraft Sect. The Witchcraft Gate was the first gate of the Five Poisons in the past, but it has been dilapidated over the years. Quite simply, everyone thinks that they can't kill people by chanting mantras all day long. The Witchcraft Gate has something to do with the former Witchcraft Department of the Imperial Court - they are all departments.

One person said: "Our five poisons can not only kill people, but also save people, in fact, these bad people can compare?" ”

This person is the head of the Holy Doctor's Sect. Of course, I should put quotation marks around the Holy Doctors, because they don't understand. Their medical skills are to use walnuts to nourish the brain, radishes to aphrodisiac, river mussels to nourish yin, and feces to cure diseases. They call themselves co-healers, because now it is a co-governance dynasty. In the same way, last year they were called Song Doctor, the year before last they were called Ming Doctor, hundreds of years ago they were called Zheng Doctor, and it is said that tens of thousands of years ago they were called Chinese Medicine.

One by one, they pointed at me and chattered.

I looked at them contemptuously and shouted, "You bunch of rubbish! It's more wasteful than five mountains and five mountains! You call the five poisons in vain, but you don't know any poison at all! Let the master teach you, so that people will say that the court has recruited a bunch of waste! ”

Poison Wanqiang looked at me and said, "You are just an ancient book with the imperial court." ”

Wan Wanbao looked at him.

People look at us.

I took a sip of my wine and said:

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I have read a lot of ancient books, but few understand them, because the real ability is not knowledge, but methods.

I tell you, it is better to believe in a book than to have no book at all.

Don't believe what you don't prove, you can believe only if you prove it!

What yin and yang five elements, Confucianism and royalty, throw them all away. The results of their rollouts are also all thrown away. Also, it's damn to complement form with form, only fools believe it! You said that walnuts make up for the brain, then your walnuts are smashed, so don't you smash the brain?

I tell you that the truth of the world can only be discovered by experimentation! It's not in the book, and it's not in the mouth of the court!

For example, if you want to extract a poison from a hundred herbs, you have to do experiments. There are three caveats to this experiment:

The first point is that nothing else changes, only the herb. You can't eat this herb here, but you also eat other herbs, and the other side doesn't eat anything.

The second point is that neither the subject nor the observer can know about the test in advance. People can only feel what they want to feel and see what they want to see.

The third point is the absolute rationality of logic, and attention should be paid to the adequacy and rationality of the test. Let's say a bunch of people are sick, and you treat them with dung, and someone will definitely be cured, but they won't be cured by dung! The imperial court is full of such disgusting 'imperial doctors', but you are not the imperial court, why should you learn from them?

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Ha, these lowly Jianghu people, after listening to my words, must be like a countryman meeting the Dijing people, or like a mortal meeting a god.

When I finished speaking, people looked at me like a dead dog.

Damn it!

These mentally handicapped people can't even understand what they say!