Chapter 229: The Worst Spring Festival Couplet

There is money or not, the New Year is still to be celebrated, spring is coming, and in the spring breeze, there is at least a short period of peace.

Liu Wei finished assigning the affairs, the school was temporarily suspended, so that the students all went home for a good year, Shan Fu and several other students returned to their hometowns, and filial piety came first, Liu Wei hoped that they could move their families to move to Zhongshan County.

The Han people all have a homeland that is difficult to leave, and Liu Wei instructed the students to do more family work, especially Shan Fu.

In history, Shan Fu's mother was deceived by Cao Cao to Xuchang, and chose to commit suicide because she didn't want to affect her son, so there was a sentence after the break, "Xu Shu entered Cao Ying - without saying a word." ”

……

"My lord, the couplet you wrote has been taken away again."

As soon as Liu Wei returned to the inner courtyard, Leng Yun pouted and rushed forward to complain.

The new thing of Spring Festival couplets aroused widespread interest, and this kind of thing that showed the demeanor of literati soon made several old ministers also addicted to it.

Of course, Liu Wei led by example and posted the couplet a few days in advance.

Then the next day the couplet was gone, and when I wrote it again, it was gone again after a long time.

"That can only show that your lord's character is excellent, the union is excellent, and the person is also excellent."

Hugging Leng Yun's little waist, Liu Wei was not angry, there were only a few people who could hide from Yu Linwei to commit the crime, and there was no need to check that the answer was already coming out.

"Hmm...... Lord, such a festive day, such a beautiful scenery. Leng Yun squeezed the little pink fist hatefully.

"Readers like the words of Ben Taishou, take them and appreciate them, stealing is not stealing, which shows that they have a motivated mind." Liu Wei shook his head and shook his head triumphantly.

"But...... People don't care, you have to find a way, lord. Leng Yun's willow waist twisted a few times in Liu Wei's palm, showing the girl's unhappiness.

Liu Wei thought for a moment, "Today, your father-in-law will write another couplet to ensure that no one will reveal it." ”

"Bragging."

Lu Yin also walked over, and when he heard this, he spit out two words without thinking.

"But don't you believe me?"

"Of course not."

Tang Yu spoke in solidarity with his good sister.

"Then bet."

As soon as they heard about the bet, Tang Yu and Lu Yin suddenly lost their voices, and out of their understanding of Liu Wei, they had already sworn not to bet with their lords.

Leng Yun was a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers, and asked in the encouraging eyes of the sisters, "What are you betting on?" ”

"If your father-in-law loses, let it be disposed of, if you win, hehe, if you win, I'll give you a full-body push."

"What do you mean by a full-body push?"

"This ...... That one...... Anyway, it's a service that I enjoy, and there are two heavens of ice and fire, so I like it. ”

Leng Yun didn't hesitate, how could his own lord hurt himself, so he nodded in agreement.

Looking at Tang Yu and Lu Yin's slightly excited eyes, Liu Wei touched his chin and thought, "I'm afraid that they also want to bet with themselves, but they just know their own history, so Leng Yun has become the test product they launched." ”

"Blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not singular."

Watching Liu Wei write out the upper and lower couplets, the three beauties all widened their eyes.

Tang Yu immediately called out, "Lord, no, this is absolutely not possible, the couplet is festive, you write such a bad couplet, it is incompatible with the festivity of New Year's Day!" ”

"Your main guild turns magic, and this couplet is absolutely festive on New Year's Day, otherwise it will be at your disposal."

The third girl had no choice but to look at Liu Wei suspiciously, pasting this bad couplet at the door of the small courtyard, pouting, although this calligraphy is excellent, but she didn't want to take a second look, and hurriedly went back to the room.

……

"Zilong, it's your turn today."

In the dark night, Dian Wei's eyes flashed with stars, "The couplet I removed last night, Dandan loved not to miss it, and took the initiative on the couch, and the old Dian Shuang ......"

Tai Shi Ci interrupted Dian Wei's speech loudly, "Don't show affection in front of me and Zilong, we're still single." ”

Dian Wei laughed, "Don't think that Lao Dian doesn't know you, Zilong and the eldest lady of the Zhen family are very close, while Ziyi and the third miss often soak together." ”

Both of them turned red when they heard this.

The recruits are trained hard, and several big money owners of the Zhen family come to the labor army with wine and food when they are free, and a large amount of free food allows the recruits to not only eat three meals a day, but also have meat to eat.

Several eldest ladies of the Zhen family not only came to the scene in person, but also organized many famous ladies and small families to cheer for the new army together.

Liu Wei's Mobao is the favorite of all people who like poetry and writing, and most people dare not come to the small courtyard to reveal the couplet, but this is not difficult for these three masters.

Tai Shi Ci and Dian Wei have already succeeded, and they have each received a lot of rewards from their lovers, and it is Zhao Yun's turn tonight.

Thinking of Zhen Jiang's soft words to ask the lord for his master's Mobao, Zhao Yunjun's face turned red, "I can't let the lord write another one." ”

After saying that, his body flickered, and he disappeared into the darkness......

"Mountain Monarch, you said the Lord Guild wouldn't be angry?"

"Ziyi, of course not, I will definitely post it tomorrow, my old canon hehehehe......"

The two were talking, but they couldn't help but wonder when they saw Zhao Yunkong coming back with his hands.

"Zilong, with your skills, will you still miss?" Dian Wei was the first to ask.

"Impossible, it must be Zilong who can't bear it, Zilong is too benevolent!" Tai Shi Ci said.

"Maybe someone got on first." Before the words fell, Wu Anguo also flashed his figure, "I thought it was too late, but I didn't expect Zilong to succeed yet." ”

Zhao Yunjun showed a puzzled look on his face, "The couplet is still there, but this couplet, what to do with taking it down?" It seems that the lord is really angry. ”

"Ah......" Several people didn't know what to think, and they all sneaked to the gate of the courtyard to take a look.

"Blessings are incomparable, but disasters are not singular?"

Several people looked at each other, and even Dian Wei knew that these eight words were not good words.

Tai Shi Ci scratched his head, "The lord won't be really angry, right?" Such ruthless words have been written, and no one will reveal them again. ”

"We must form an offensive and defensive alliance, if the lord attacks us, we must resist death and refuse to admit it, just like on the battlefield, we must have the determination to become benevolent." Dian Wei said it to the core.

"Is that really good?" As soon as Zhao Yungang asked, Dian Wei's bear paw was on his shoulder, "Zilong rest assured, the lord's temper Lao Dian knows and will not blame our ......"

……

Sure enough, after this couplet was pasted, no one came to unveil it, but everyone who entered and exited the courtyard sped up their pace after looking at the couplet, for fear of being stained with these eight words.

Several beauties in the small courtyard lived like a year, pestering the lord every day, wanting to replace this couplet, Liu Wei couldn't stand their long guns and short guns, and the cadres hid in the school.

(End of chapter)