Anding County is very close to Xi'an County, so I went to Li Hongsi's (the former tenth prince Zhu Hongsi) to see the Dongfang Mingyue.

Last time, she asked Dongfang Tian to save me outside Baoding City, and I haven't thanked her yet-because I don't know how to thank her, she doesn't lack anything.

After entering the Li family's mansion, the garden in early autumn is still beautiful and abnormal, and it is simply a paradise.

I was looking left and right in the hall, and the eunuchs and palace ladies serving were courteously serving plates of fruits and dried fruits, and handing out fragrant tea.

While sipping tea, there was a sound of footsteps at the door, and the bright moon in the east appeared.

She was still wearing a sky blue dress, but her hair had grown a lot.

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She hugged me all at once, and the tea overflowed, burning my hands.

I grinned and said, "Stop! How excited you are! ”

She tilted her head and smiled and said, "Guess? ”

Me: "You're excited because I've come to see you?" ”

Her: "Pull it on!" Yes! I can't stand it anymore! I'm going to speak out! Because, I'm going to have a baby! ”

I looked at her slender figure, and there was nothing fat at all where she should have been fat - I mean belly.

Me: "Are you kidding? Pregnant! How can I not see, you are still so slim and pretty! ”

She smiled and said, "Thank you." But I'm really pregnant, and I've only found out a few days ago. ”

I leaned up to her and whispered, "Your husband's child?" ”

I looked left and right, and there was no one nearby.

She hit me on the head with her fist: "Nonsense, I'm just a man for him, not his or anyone!" ”

Me: "But ......"

Her: "Okay, shut up, don't talk about it!" Sometimes he is pretty, sometimes he is messing around, but it's not that he is incapable, he just doesn't like it very much. Besides, I didn't get pregnant until four years ago, which is slow! Dad was worried all day long that I wouldn't be able to have a baby, so I had to force my husband to me every month! ”

I was drinking tea, and when I heard this, I vomited all over the ground with a "poof".

Me: "Fortunately, you are a scholar, if you are a civilian, the survival department of the heavenly god will serve your husband!" ”

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She frowned slightly: "Ah! Those bastards who have lost their conscience. There is a maid's sister in this family, who has not given birth to a child at the age of twenty-two, and the survival department is going to help her husband give birth to one. Later, both of them committed suicide, and they were poor for the child in their womb. ”

I also sighed and said, "The world is very miserable, we can't care about others, we can only care about ourselves as much as possible." ”

Dongfang Mingyue: "That's the case." Marriage is the grave of love, and I have no interest in love now - it's a pity that I've been thinking about it for more than ten years - I don't care about my husband at all now, and the world doesn't care about us. ”

Me: "Good, you finally want to open it." ”

She laughs and says, "I've found new fun!" I fight with the second, third, and fourth rooms all day because they're all assholes. I'm pretty good with the main room, we both set it up, and the rest of the two of us set it up. ”

Me: "I'm curious, what are you guys fighting for?" I guess it's not robbing men. ”

She: "We fight for the sake of fighting, and 'fighting' itself is meaning. How meaningless life is otherwise! Didn't you say that life has no meaning, and that the key is for us to find meaning in it? Since I have three enemies, it feels like time has become faster, the sky has turned blue, the flowers have turned red, and people have become prettier! ”

I opened my mouth wide and said, "You're hairy!" How I taught you in the first place! What do you think of the forbidden books of my three forbidden books? Could it be that you lived in your twenties just to fight three women? ”

Dongfang Mingyue kicked my knee hard with the tip of her shoe, it hurt!

She: "Damn, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, what else can I do if I don't fight with women?" I also want to be an emperor, can I do it? You have meaning! You have meaning! You are a dead eunuch serving women in the palace, you dare to say that I am meaningless! ”

I was also angry: "Lao Tzu is a third-grade official, the same as your eldest brother and second brother, and he is also an imperial official of the inner court, your eldest brother and second brother will nod when they see me as a Beijing official!" What to serve a woman! Lao Tzu has been in the palace for four or five years, and he hasn't been to the harem much, and it is the harem eunuchs who serve women. Oh, wait, I'm really the harem director now, but I'm a hands-off shopkeeper, and I never go to the harem because the harem suffocates me. Lao Tzu fights with foreign dynasties every day and turns the world upside down, which is more meaningful than you, right? ”

She: "It's so easy for me to open it now, you actually came over and poured cold water on me, get out of here." ”

I was trying to give her advice on how to improve her personal qualities, cultivate her personal interests, and become a meaningful person to the world, but she pushed me away.

She was so energetic, and I didn't want to fight this pregnant irascible woman, so she pushed me to the door and slammed it shut.

Several attendants in the courtyard looked at me curiously.

I had no choice but to walk away.

Hey, I haven't thanked her yet, so why did I come to her house?

Oh, I came to see her.

Come with fun, go home with fun.