177. Establishment of the bureau (5)
In January, it was still very cold in Shandong. And today, it happens to be the fifteenth or fifteenth moon of the lunar calendar, which is very round.
On a cold day, everyone always hopes to have a good night's sleep in the warm quilt as soon as possible. And, of course, the soldiers on duty.
January 5, 1939, night, 11 o'clock.
A few figures, advancing in the darkness. Climb into the dirt wall, which is not too high, and land steadily.
"Be careful, remember, where is the cooking class looking for the devil." A voice whispered.
"Understood."
"Okay, action."
……
An hour later, several figures began to retreat.
……
"How?" Gan Xinda saw Liu San coming back and asked.
"It's finished." Liu San smiled, "Just wait for the devil to eat it." ”
"That's good!" Gan Xinda clapped his hands, this time, the devil is afraid that he will die of distress. As long as the devil's divisions are defeated, then they will be able to develop steadily if they are independent divisions, and the devils will not dare to come to the tiger lightly.
"It's finally a sigh of relief." Liu Sandao, "Since the cholera outbreak, it has not been so easy for a long time. ”
"You're a great hero!"
"No, the person who came up with this method is the hero." Liu San shook his head.
"Isn't that the idea of the master?"
"No, I heard it's a girl." Liu San said, "Moreover, this croton is still provided by others." Normal people have nothing to do, where do they get so many crotons. ”
"Hey, is it so scary?"
"Well, it feels like yes." Liu San nodded, he didn't dare to get too close to the girl who could come up with this method.
……
January 6, 1939, 6 o'clock.
The devil's cooks got up and began to cook. The dough kneaded the night before, as long as it is cut and steamed in the pot, it is good to go.
Half an hour later, "Xiaoshan-kun, are the steamed buns steamed?" "A Japanese soldier with a bowl has already arrived at the place to eat.
"It's going to be right away." Xiaoshan nodded, "Did Your Excellency the Division Commander wake up so early?" ”
"Not yet, I'll finish eating first, and I'll take it back to His Excellency the division commander after eating." The soldier said, "Otherwise, after a while, everyone will get up, and there will be too many people." ”
"Yes."
"Naoro, let's drink some porridge first. Today's millet porridge is very good for the stomach. Another Japanese soldier smiled and said.
"Hey! Thank you! "Naorou is one of the division commander's guards, and he will help the division commander to bring back food on weekdays.
A large spoonful of porridge is full of fragrant and steaming.
"I'm moving!" Naoro said, and then began to drink the porridge, and then said, "Wow, this porridge is really delicious!" It's delicious! ”
"If you like it, it's fine."
"Hey!" Naoro then began to eat in earnest again.
After another half hour or so, soldiers began to come over to eat. It was so cold that it was very inhumane for the soldiers to eat only cold rice balls. So, in general, the breakfast of the Japanese army was hot.
"Wow, today's porridge tastes good." A Japanese soldier took a sip of porridge and said.
"Today's steamed buns are also good. There's a smell of, well, tofu. ”
"Really? I'll try it too. ”
……
Naolang, who was the first to finish breakfast, after eating his own portion, gave the division commander porridge, steamed buns, and eggs, and returned to the camp tent.
At this time, the commander of their division, Ichiro Kazaki, had also woken up.
"Brought back breakfast?"
"Hi, Your Excellency, Division Commander."
"Yo Xi, let's put it first."
"Hey."
After a while, Ichiro Kazazaki finished washing up and began to open the lunch box and prepare for breakfast.
"Yo Xi, today's breakfast is good."
"Hi, Your Excellency Commander, today's breakfast is very delicious."
"Really? Then I'm going to give it a try. I'm moving! Then, Ichiro Kazazaki also said yes and began to eat.
At this time, Nao Lang already felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, and then walked out of the tent and prepared to go to the toilet.
……
"Wow! It's easy! Nao fastened his belt and walked out, "Not good! His face changed, and he went back to the bathroom.
In wartime, toilets were usually made by digging several long pits in the ground and covering them with cloth.
……
"Eh, I see, my stomach is not very comfortable?" A Japanese soldier said, "If you want to go to the toilet, you can help me look at the post!" ”
"Hey!" The other soldier nodded helplessly, watched him run frantically, smiled, and speculated maliciously, "Don't pull your pants!" ”
"Hey!" The person next to him smiled, "It's not good for you to be like this!" ”
"Don't care, it's just a joke." As soon as he finished saying this, the Japanese soldier's face also changed, cooing, and his intestines were moving very much, "Ahhhhh I'm going to the toilet too! Then, run in the other direction.
"Hahaha!" The other soldiers around laughed.
Then, another Japanese soldier began to hold his stomach, feeling not good. Then he ran away as well.
"Haha, Shiratori-kun isn't going to the toilet too, right? What's wrong? Is it contagious? Laughed at me. The other soldiers laughed.
But gradually, the laughing soldiers couldn't laugh very well, because they also felt the peristalsis of the intestines, and the occasional urge to defecate at that time.
To this extent, they all understand, like, eating the wrong thing?
……
Outside the toilet
"Are the people inside alright? Come out! ”
"Nope!"
"Yaga! Come out! It's going to pull up to the pants! ”
"I've pulled up my pants!"
"Yalu!"
In desperation, this person had to take off his pants in public, walked to the side, and quickly solved it.
"Yaga!" A Shaozo covered his stomach, clamped his buttocks, and was furious, "Come out quickly!" ”
"Get out of the way!" At this time, Ichiro Kazazaki also came over with his stomach covered, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he didn't understand that they had eaten the wrong thing!
"Your Excellency the Division Commander!"
"Yalu! Hurry up, whoever comes out first! Ichiro Kazazaki said loudly. There are a total of 10 squatting places in the toilets, but at this time, they are all full.
"Hey!" A weak voice came. Immediately, a person walked out of the toilet, his pants were not belted, but he was holding on to his hands. His face was pale and he looked sick, "Your Excellency the division commander, you can go in." ”
"Naoro?" When Ichiro Kazazaki saw Naoro's appearance, he wanted to say something more, but the reaction in his stomach gave him no time to say anything more, so he walked quickly into the toilet.
"Hey!" Naolang suddenly felt that he was going to the toilet again, and when he saw that there were already many people around him, he squatted down directly, and in desperation, he also 'followed the local customs' and solved it directly on the spot. But he really has squatting and numb feet!
Just about to squat, I felt that I had no strength, and then fell to the ground.
"Yalu! Send him to the doctor! A Shaozo shouted, then looked around, all of them were solving the problem, helpless. I'm going to have to punch the people in the cooking class several times! ”
……
"Why all of a sudden, it stinks? Who's pooping? One of the cooks wondered, "This stinks, I can't even eat." ”()
Please remember that the first domain name of this book is:. Mobile version reading URL: