Chapter 10, I fatten you
Zuo Fei stopped, returned to his seat, took out the file book and ballpoint pen, and began to ask as usual.
He glanced at the white-haired old man wiping his tears and asked, "What's your name?"
"Cloud ...... Cloud neutrons. ”
"The cup of the teacup or the center of the cup?"
"Center of the middle. ”
"Is it the loyalty of the upper middle and the lower heart, or the middle of the mouth?"
"It's in the middle. ”
"Okay, where's the man?"
"Yuzhu Cave of Zhongnan Mountain. ”
"Now I'm going to ask you questions, and you're going to answer them honestly. ”
"Okay, I'll confess, I'll confess it all, woo woo woo ......"
"Do you think there are ghosts in the world?"
"Yes, I've seen it. ”
"Do you think the earth is round?"
"What is the earth? You mean the earth? The earth is uneven. ”
"What would you do if a person accidentally stepped on your shoe?"
"I have a cleanliness fetish, and I would consider buying a new pair of shoes. ”
"What would you do if you were in trouble and danger and asked someone for help, and that person didn't want to help you?"
"I have lived for hundreds of years, and people have always begged me, how can I ever beg for help?"
"What would you do if someone had a problem and asked you for help?"
"Big problems, look at the sky, small problems, look at people. ”
"Now that you have a murderer in your hands, what will you do?"
"The cycle of cause and effect, sow melons and get melons, sow beans and get beans, I don't need to care, I have my own heaven to harvest him. ”
"What's your biggest hobby?"
"Alchemy and collecting magic weapons. ”
"Is there anyone else in the house?"
"My master is Yuan Shi Tianzun, and there is an apprentice named Lei Zhenzi, whose life and death are uncertain. ”
"What gives you a sense of accomplishment?"
"Get an invincible magic weapon that opens the world, you can go to heaven and earth, omnipotent, God blocks and kills God, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha. ”
"The ambition is not small, okay, the last question, what kind of person do you think you are?"
The old guy's brain turned very fast: "I'm a good person, you can let me go." ”
Zuo Fei has already made a decision in his heart, this guy, like Li Er and Zhang Bairen, is an immortal in the mortal nether realm, although he is not a madman, but his ideological consciousness needs to be strengthened. For the sake of social stability, it is still necessary to lock them up, and carry out strict social adaptation training and personality cultivation, and only if they meet the requirements of the development of a harmonious society can they be released.
"Green onion, take him to room 7 on the first floor and treat the wounds on his skin. ”
"I still have to eat, and if I take care of the food, I don't have to go out. ”
Zuo Fei said to Ollie: "Go, go to the noodle restaurant at the door, and pull a bowl of Ershi for him." ”
Yun Zhongzi panicked: "I don't want to eat La, I don't want it." ”
Zuo Fei looked disdainful: "If you don't eat, you have to eat." ”
Yun Zhongzi looked depressed and said aggrievedly: "Then give me a few cloves of garlic, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it." ”
Soon, Ollie brought a large bowl of beef noodles to room 7, and Yun Zhongzi, who had treated the wound, sniffed his nose: "No, isn't it pulled? Why is it so fragrant?"
Zuo Fei didn't bother to pay attention to him: "Eat your garlic well, remember to rinse your mouth, and pay attention to personal hygiene." ”
At this moment, there was a sound of electric horns outside the wall......
"Mom, I want to eat roasted yams. ”
"Eat, eat big pieces, is two sticks enough?"
"Enough, thank you Mom, Mom is so nice. ”
Yun Zhongzi said, "I also want to eat roasted yams." ”
"Roast your old kidney, and the beef noodles are not satisfied?"
"No, I'm going to eat big pieces, two sticks. ”
Zuo Fei couldn't help it, so he had to ask Ollie to buy two sticks, and Yun Zhongzi was roasted yam and beef noodles, plus three cloves of garlic.
"Eat, choke you. Seeing that Yun Zhongzi was gobbling up, the green onion cursed.
After Yun Zhongzi finished eating, he burst into tears: "This is what people eat, I am in a dark tree hole, eating lettuce, drinking chicken blood, eating raw meat, and almost hanging." You guys are so good to me, not relatives, better than relatives, I will live here forever in the future, I will eat beef noodles for the rest of my life, and roasted yams, large pieces of ......"
Zuo Fei's face was black, this old guy was really a leper dog, he said in a deep voice: "You want to be beautiful, this is to see that you are injured today, and I will give you more food." You must be strictly reformed, the three disciplines, the eight points of attention, the three obedience and four virtues, and the eight honors and eight shames, and we must completely implement them to the end, and only by fully accepting the core values of socialism can you enter the society, serve the people, and benefit mankind. You strive to complete the transformation as soon as possible and become a new person. ”
Yun Zhongzi looked reluctant: "It's okay, I'll cooperate well." ”
The green onion snorted coldly: "Do you dare not cooperate?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, it's under the input, please raise your noble hand and take care of it more. ”
This old guy, for the sake of beef noodles and roasted yams, is really pulling the old face, and it is really not easy to put it down.
When he was about to get off work, Zuo Fei asked the green onion: "How is the black-faced beard I brought over a few days ago?"
The green onion grinned: "You said Zhang Fei, he can be obedient now, after my strict education, now he has almost been transformed, I believe that in time, he will be able to step into the society and contribute to the construction of a new society." ”
Zuo Fei was very curious: "So sure?"
Zhang Fei is a fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, that is hard stubble, can he easily be soft?
Green onion said: "You will know after reading it, don't question my business level and ability to do things." ”
"Okay, I'll take a look and learn from you. Zuo Fei was very suspicious, it wasn't a day or two for the green onion to brag.
He is the person in charge of the yellow district, and because he is too busy with work, he has never been to other districts.
The first time he stepped into the area, Zuo Fei felt an invisible pressure, just like the feeling of entering a police station, although he did not break the law, but the majesty of the judiciary was enough to infect anyone.
Of course, there is nothing majestic in the Dizi District, but because the patients here are a danger level higher than the Yellow Character District, this dangerous atmosphere seems to have formed a special aura here, which makes people feel chilled all over the body, which is colder than entering the ice cave, if you really want to describe that feeling, it should be a person entering the morgue in the middle of the night.
Zuo Fei could hear an angry roar from time to time: "Let me out, let me out......"
These patients are both pitiful and hateful.
It is very sympathetic to see them locked up, but once they are released, they are just small detonators, and they are blown up wherever they fall, and the harm to society is really too great. Therefore, they must be strictly educated in their thoughts and deeds, otherwise if they are released, will they not harm innocent people?
Soon, the green onion stopped at the door of a room, and he said, "This is Zhang Fei's room." As he spoke, he opened them with the key.
Zuo Fei was ready to fight at any time, but when he saw the scene in the room, he was instantly stunned.
I saw Zhang Fei sitting cross-legged on the bed, with a needlework basket next to him, with various colored threads in it, and he was actually embroidering!
That's right, it's embroidery, Zhang Fei embroidery!
Zuo Fei couldn't believe his eyes, he was surprised that he could stuff a watermelon in his mouth, his chin almost hit the surface of his feet, he couldn't help swallowing a few saliva, and secretly asked the green onion: "Who came up with such a bad idea?"
The green onion was a little proud on his face, and said smugly: "Of course it's me, how about it, isn't it strong?"
Zuo Fei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Strong, too strong, I'll fat you!"
The green onion was very satisfied with Zuo Fei's performance, but asked puzzledly: "What do you mean by me fat?"
"I mean to be fat, it's almost the same as I support you. ”
"You explain the explanation. ”
"I always know if I am fat enough, I will give you another fat gall to support you. ”
The green onion smiled and said, "I will also fat you." ”
At this time, Zhang Fei, who was embroidering, said: "Mr. Nurse, can you give me another White Rabbit toffee?"
The green onion changed his face: "Embroider well, after embroidering this pair of mandarin ducks, I will reward you with ten." ”
Zhang Fei agreed: "Okay, I will work hard, for the sake of the White Rabbit toffee, I will fight." ”
Zuo Fei was dumbfounded, who would have thought that Zhang Fei would lose to the White Rabbit?
At this time, the green onion's mobile phone rang: "It's too much, it's too ......"
Zuo Fei heard the bell as if he had eaten a mouthful of sand: "Can you change it to a pleasant one?"
Green onion smiled: "I think it's very pleasing to the ear." He also added: "I don't want you to think, I want me to feel." "Completely blocked Zuo Fei's back road.
"Okay, okay, how many?"
"One almost didn't kill me. ”
"I'll fly over with Zuo right away. ”
Hanging up the phone, the green onion looked excited, almost like he had won the lottery - the kind of five million.
"Who hit it?" Zuo Fei asked.
Green onion said: "Now, our hospital has opened a special line for the Crazy Attack Team, and as long as there are mentally ill patients, they will call me, hehe." ”
Zuo Fei was stunned when he heard this: "The dean is too provincial, and so are you, aren't you afraid that your phone will be blown up?"
"Don't worry, I have two phones. ”
Zuo Fei didn't want to talk to this imbecile more, so he asked directly, "Where is the madman?"
Green onion said: "A pot of boiled food restaurant on Liuyin Garden Road, saying that there is a bald head who does not give money after eating, and he wants to recite the scriptures to help the store manager pray for blessings and pay for rice." ”
Zuo Fei said: "Isn't it just a meal, maybe the family is in difficulty, forced to be helpless, and the store manager is really making a fuss." ”
"A meal? I'm afraid you don't know, the store manager said that the bald head has been spent for half a month, and the gods are chattering, and it seems that the brain is not very bright, so he hit our kamikaze special line. ”
Zuo Fei was furious when he heard this: "This is addiction to eating overlord meals, it must be arranged, treated, and treated." ”