"Hey, have you heard? The story of a female sword fairy and two male martial saints? ”

"Oh, do you mean 'that'? Naturally, I heard about it. ”

"Huh? What's 'that'? Don't irritate me, come and listen! ”

"There is a female sword immortal, she is in the same place with a male martial saint who claims to be a master, it may be that the male first martial saint is not very good at 'that aspect', so the female sword immortal ran away and got along with another male second martial saint."

In the teahouse that does not conform to the quiet, I drink tea with a blank face.

I was temporarily separated from Nameless.

Ever since the last time I was inexplicably kicked out of the family by Ao Zhan Enchanting, even though I repeatedly convinced myself that she must have her reason for firing me, I still inevitably ate it when I happened to bump into her going for a walk at the same time with Nameless, Brother Love, Wanxian, Half Kiss, Half Kiss, Half Lust, and Poignant Sympathy.

Especially the way she clings to Nameless and holds his arm intimately, whether intentionally or unintentionally, makes me very angry. I stood not far from them, staring at Nameless's every move—the hateful Nameless, as if blind, didn't see me!

But she saw me—she raised her eyebrows, her chin raised, her eyes twinkling, and she was defiant!

I was stunned and almost rushed forward to find her to testify, but was stopped by Archie who met on the road.

- Archie actually retired from the arrogant First Army family?

I watched coldly as Nameless and Proud walked away in a seductive and amiable manner.

"Are you angry?" Archie was attentive.

"Why did you leave the family?" I don't answer rhetorical questions.

Archie smiled bitterly: "I'm not very interested in Aozhan Enchantment, I want to 'go out' and play for a few days." ”

I smiled: Archie's "out" means quitting the family. I spread my hands and teased sullenly: "That's right, I'm also going to 'go out' to travel, let's be companions, okay?" ”

"Okay!" Archie grinned, smirking excitedly.

So, our conscienceless little scattered man slipped away that day - Archie took care of our food and lodging expenses, and I was only responsible for hanging out with him!

Archie was quite kind, and on the third day when we were away from the arrogant village, he sent a voice message to Zheng Yingxue, saying that he was going to settle his personal affairs and go back in a few days.

By the way, he also explained to Nameless that I also wanted to relax, but Nameless was worried that I wouldn't be able to handle the situation at all, and I was so annoyed that I wanted to turn it off.

On that day, my team was officially disbanded with pride.

That day, Luo Yan said that he was going back to the Love Gang and would have a chance to see each other again in the future. The talented and beautiful woman squinted at him, saying that the next time they met, they would be on the battlefield of the powerful gang. Before parting, the two grinned and fought.

On that day, Luo Yan and the talented and beautiful woman waved goodbye to me with scars on their faces, and each parted with flying charms. Nameless asked me in a depressed voice when I would be back, I turned off the voice, and Archie and Archie decisively ran away.

On that day, despite poignant promises that the family name would be changed to the "Proud Second Army", when I left home, it still showed the "Proud First Army" family and the "Proud Army" gang.

Facts have proved that where there are people, there are contradictions, and where there are contradictions, there are gossip.

In the south-east, there is one strong gang, four second gangs, and several third gangs. The powerful gang is currently a proud war, but as we all know, it is no longer a climate; Although I don't know much about the four second gangs, the New Oriental Gang and the Love Gang, I have already seen the strength of the relevant gang members, and the remaining two I want to see, so the primary purpose of Archie and I is to find out about the situation of those two gangs!

This is the village of Remnant Sun, one of the locations of the Second Gang.

The second gang here is quite special, I heard that it is the place of yearning for the helpers, and the gang leader is called Xiongba, but he is not a player, but a killer.

I was curious that a mortal, not a player, had become a helper.

So, Archie and I made our first stop here.

Unfortunately, we came to the tea and dinner to inquire about the news, and all we heard was gossip, and there was no information about Xiong Ba at all. The group of idlers behind me did not feel the dissatisfaction in my heart at all, and still talked with great interest, and their voices were not small:

“…… The female sword fairy ruthlessly threw off the male first martial saint and took the child to the rich male second martial saint, the male first martial saint lived like a year, but the female sword fairy and the rich male second martial saint were full of wind and snow, and the poor male martial saint missed the female sword fairy every night...... By chance, the second male martial saint unexpectedly learned all the information about the female sword fairy, he figured out the gang where the female sword fairy was, and more than ten voices a day condoled the female sword fairy, asking her about food, clothing, sex life and disharmony - the second male martial saint figured out the specific situation, and learned that the female sword fairy was at home every day with children, she and her partner were married, and her partner and husband couldn't spare time to 'ask' her, she was lonely, empty, and ......cold."

Archie's face flushed, and he almost choked.

I glanced at him with contempt, trying my best to hide the embarrassment and shyness in my heart, pretending not to hear, but unfortunately I couldn't stop the storyteller behind me, so I had to listen to him continue to tease him in a toneless tone:

The second male martial saint saw that this was an opportunity, and often chatted with her when he had nothing to do. The second male martial saint even assured the female sword immortal that as long as she opened her mouth and wanted to be with him, he would immediately go to 'send a thousand miles away'. ”

"Thousands of miles away? What's that? "One person asked a question that I couldn't ask in my heart.

"Hang, cock also." There is indescribable obscenity in the tone of the storyteller, "Haha! Now you understand, right? ”

The surrounding audience laughed unceremoniously. The man smugly smirked his tongue and said:

"The second male martial saint went to serve the female sword fairy for a few days, and just like that, they got better again. The second male martial saint took the female sword fairy to do task upgrades, and trained her quite well, and the two of them were inseparable, 'playing' all day long.

But one day, the female sword fairy was reluctant and said, 'We've been good for so long, won't you give me something?' The second male martial saint is not the so-called 'local tyrant', but he is also a good-looking player, he immediately went to the local night market to buy a string of beautiful jade pendants and a rose and courier them to the female sword fairy.

The female sword fairy, just like the old women in the mountain village who had never seen anything in the world, saw the string of jade pendants, and didn't sleep all night in excitement, always drying the pendants in her gang.

She has been showing off her jade pendant, and was later discovered by her husband, a male martial saint. Her husband asked her where the pendant came from, and she said that it was given by a friend of his husband, and that her husband was so angry that he went to cut down the man she mentioned with a knife—"

"Chopped?" An exclamation interrupted the storyteller's story, as if in disbelief.

The man assured in a gushing voice: "Cut, really cut, cut!" ”

"And then?" Everyone asked.

Nahun said: "Later, the second male martial saint was happy." He thought that he finally had a chance: the husband of the female sword fairy was arrested for slashing people, and it was not clear how long he had been locked up! The second male martial saint took advantage of this time, bought a large number of memory charms and went to the village where the female sword fairy lived, and slept comfortably with the female sword fairy. ”

After taking a sip of tea, the Hun man continued: "After the second male martial saint 'sent a thousand miles to hang', after returning to the gang, he often told the members of his gang that the female sword fairy's skills were so good and how coquettish she was, but her children were always awake - and then, those two people 'hooked up' in major regions of the country from time to time!" Among them, there are the northern, southwestern, and southeastern regions – to put it bluntly, they have been to our region before......

After a long time, the female sword fairy was not satisfied with that kind of life, and she had to divorce the second male martial saint and his wife.

The second male martial saint listened to the words of the female sword fairy - in order to find a better reason, he beat his wife when he had nothing to do, saying that his wife was stealing people outside and had to divorce!

In fact, the wife of the second male martial saint knew about his bad affair with the female sword fairy, and in order not to be beaten in vain, his wife had to swallow her anger and divorce the second male martial saint.

Alas...... Anyway, the two of them are not together, at most they are cheating in other regions - because the husband of the female sword fairy was released in prison! ”

"The second male martial saint was ruined by the female sword fairy, and now he is embarrassed that he is high-profile in the gang, and he feels that his level is extremely high all day long, and he beats this person and kills that person every day, but in fact? He's not even bullshit! "That hun is really excessive, the most critical part is very vague, and he sighed vigorously, "In the past, he showed off his power in the southwest region, but the southwest region was like a cloud, and he was repaired to lose his temper, so he could only go to the northern region with a cheeky skin!" Now that he is in the northern region, he thinks he is very powerful, but it is ridiculous that he forgot how he was beaten and fled...... Alas - a martial saint like a fool! ”

He sighed patronically, and the audience around him laughed heartily.

One said: "You storyteller is not kind! It's better for me to explain, it's more fascinating! Don't skip it when it comes to what's important! Didn't you just sleep? That kind of link should cover family, love, passion and other elements, multi-perspective description! ”

Another person said: "I watch the first and last episodes of the series, can the process be omitted, and directly say the result and the name of the protagonist - is it okay to say the main point?" If I take a sip of tea, I have to be distracted to listen. ”

"I know who they are: the gossip pair of the 'domineering' gang of the second gang in the northern region!"

"Who is it? Who is it? Tell me about ......."

The people behind me suddenly coaxed, so that I didn't hear the real names of the gossip pair. Looking up at Archie, who was so attentive to what he heard, I pursed my lips and patted the table to bring him back to my senses:

"Have you heard enough? We're leaving, huh? Wasting energy, I didn't get any important clues after listening for a long time! ”

Archie blinked, her face flushing again.