Chapter 83: The Joker
A pale clown mask, two upturned funny mustaches, a wide black cloak, and a cross-shaped pendant on his chest, in such an environment, but so frightened, no one can laugh.
This cloak is not an ordinary cloak, but a cloak that has been embodied in the "Banshee Veil", and has high ninjutsu resistance.
"Damn it......" Kakashi's arm was already glowing with thunder, but of course it was too late.
The clown had already held Lin hostage with a strangely shaped kunai.
Kakashi...... Kakashi ...... Worthy of Kakashi...... Sure enough, it's cautious enough...... "This clown is naturally Bai Mu's change, and he teased the Steel Iron Team here for an hour before he got the "Scare Box" skill.
"From the beginning, your goal was to be our ......" Kakashi frowned, if he wanted to enter the tower through disguise, he should never have hidden Gunko Iron and Kamizuki Izumo in the box.
"That's smart." Bai Mu strangled Lynn's neck, tilted his head and smiled.
Kakashi...... Leave me alone......" Rin wanted to touch the ninja bag behind him, but found that he had already been held in his hand by the fake god Yue Izumo on the side, and was rummaging through the things inside.
"Who the hell are you?!" Kakashi didn't extinguish Rachel and looked for an opportunity to try to save Rin.
"You see me wearing a mask."
"I'm not blind." Kakashi said coldly.
"I wore a mask just to hide my identity, so smart Kakashi...... Don't you think your question is a bit redundant? Bai Mu tilted his head: "Why don't you ask, what do I want to do?" ”
"Damn bastards! Let go of Lynn! Otherwise, I'm going to kill you!! When Obito saw that Rin was being held hostage, he also eliminated all fears and became completely angry.
"Hey, impotent rage...... Why don't you pull the thousand books out of your ass first? Shiraki laughed.
Obito covered his ass and pulled out a thousand bens with bared teeth and a grinning pain, but fortunately there was no quenching.
"So what exactly do you want to do?" Kakashi walked slowly, as if searching for the best position to attack.
"Don't be stupid, I know Rachel is fast, but I'm covered in poisonous kunai...... Ziyu~" Shiraki stuck out his tongue and slowly approached the blade.
"......" Kakashi and Obito looked at Shiraki with burning eyes.
"Idiot, I won't lick it!" Shiraki put the kunai on Rin's neck again: "The person I really want...... It's you! Uchiha Obito! ”
Rescuing hostages is always a technical task, except for the Russian-style method of rescue.
"I'll promise whatever you want, as long as you let go of Lynn!" Obidokyu Road.
"Oh~ Promise everything?" The White Wood Monster laughed.
"Anything!" Obito nodded heavily.
"Huh...... I have two pills here, choose one and take it. Bai Mu threw a glass bottle over, and the two pills, one black and one red, shook inside.
"What kind of medicine is this?" Obito looked at it.
"After eating the black one, you will slowly rot and stink to death in pain."
"What about red?"
"All the same, but strawberry-flavored." Shiraki grinned.
“…… Choose the strawberry flavor. Obito pinched out the red pill and slowly sent it to his mouth.
"Don't, Obito!" Lynn struggled anxiously.
Shiraki smiled slowly.
"I'm not that stupid!" Obito suddenly smiled.
"What ......" Bai Mu suddenly felt that in the darkness behind him, a small black shadow rushed out, it turned out to be Puppy Parker, because he was too focused, he completely forgot his old enemy!
And sometimes to break the balance, all that is needed is such a small and inconspicuous non-combat ninja dog.
Whew! Shiraki's arm was bitten and planted on a puppy!
Kakashi had been waiting for this moment to appear, and in the blink of an eye, he had already launched a Rachel rush, instantly pulling out an arc of blue light in the night sky.
"It's so fast...... it's a pity that Shiraki is not helpless, and he knew that there would be a surprise attack as soon as he was bitten by the dog, and immediately started the "counterattack storm".
This is a hybrid attack that mixes physics and ninjutsu, and it didn't trigger the shield of the hungry ghost road, and the counterattack storm was not completely immune to this attack, although it dodged sideways, the body was still scratched out of a wound by the sharp thunder, but this small injury healed in just two sentences.
With the finishing move of Counter Storm, Shiraki's leg gathered the Wind Attribute Chakra, turning into an afterimage and kicking Kakashi in the abdomen, kicking him all the way out.
"Escaped?" Kakashi rolled on the spot and got up, looking at Shiraki with an incredible face, the reason why Rachel was classified as an S-level ninjutsu was because it was fast enough to cut off lightning, which was already the speed of light in a sense.
How could anyone hide from such a short distance?
"It's just a clumsy little trick...... "Shiraki looked at Rin, who had been rescued by Obito at the moment, and the hostages were lost.
"Bastard, now you can have a good fight, I'm going to beat you to death!" Obito roared angrily.
"But now we're hostages again." Ah Fei shook Parker's dog neck and shook it.
"I'm sorry, Kakashi, I got caught." Parker drooped the dog's head.
"Tut-tut~ I've wanted to ask you a question for a long time, if you see a meat bone and a lump of poop on the road, which one will you eat?" Ah Fei teased Parker.
"I'm sorry, I'm in the right place, and I'm not in the mood to talk to you about food." Parker's face was dejected.
"Bastard, can't you fight like a man? What is it to always hold the weak hostage! "Obito is almost crazy.
"Huh? You're right, men shouldn't always use some tricks, so I've decided to give you a box trick. Bai Mu flipped through his hand and turned out a black box.
A Parker was stuffed in, right out of the way.
"The time has come to witness the miracle, please don't blink......" Shiraki bowed deeply, waved his hand and took out a short ribbed knife and sawed it down from the top down, but no blood flowed out.
"Whew!!" Parker wailed, "I'm going to die...... I felt my ass cut off. ”
Shiraki held half of the box in each of his left and right hands and bowed to the audience.
Wow~ Ah Fei applauded desperately.
Parker !! Kakashi was furious, and another Rachel slashed away.
Zizi ......
Kakashi Rei's right hand stabbed into Shiraki's wide cloak, blood dripping down on his arm, "You can't dodge this time!" ”
Kakashi !! Be careful! There was a roar of earth behind him.
Kakashi jerked his head up, and the stab he had stabbed was clearly a scarecrow wearing a horror mask!!
Quack quack quack......
The scarecrow instantly exploded into a sky of black crows and pounced on Kakashi's face.
"Damn...... Hit the trick! Kakashi instantly drew his sword and slashed the crow into a cloud of debris, but no follow-up attack came......
The clown was like a naughty old cat playing with mice, killing them was never the real goal, and watching them run out of spirit under their own tricks was what he wanted.
That's a dead pervert!
Parker ...... I will avenge you. Kakashi looked at Parker, who had been split in half in the box on the ground, and clutched the white fanged dagger tightly.
"Actually...... I think I can salvage it. Parker stood up from the ground on his two front legs, and the other half of his ass was arched, rolling around without a head.
“????” The three of them looked confused.
Parker crawled to his ass and looked down and sniffed: "Oh~ It's the first time I've smelled my own fart, oh~ It's so sour." ”
"It's just a little clumsy little trick." Bai Mu stood on the tree and bowed to thank him, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a strange smile: "More exciting performances later...... Yes, you will experience it for yourself......"