After lunch, in the men's restroom.

"What are you doing in there, third child, you haven't come out yet, why haven't you eaten enough at noon!" Lu Zhiang shouted loudly at Li Mingxuan in the partition.

"It's coming, it's coming." Li Mingxuan pushed open the partition door and walked out with a pale face.

Han Feng: "Hey, third brother, why do you seem to have suddenly turned white?" ”

Li Mingxuan: "How can there be, the fourth brother, you are dazzled, the third brother, I am so white." ”

End of the season: "It's white." ”

Lu Zhiang: "Did you dog stuff secretly wipe something inside?" ”

Li Mingxuan: "No, how is it possible, what can I wipe as a man, you are wrong." ”

Lu Zhiang: "Don't tell the truth, brothers, search for me!" ”

A burst of tears fell from the hands of men and women......

Lu Zhiang scolded fiercely while smearing sunscreen on his face: "You black-hearted dog, you dare to eat alone, see how my brothers will clean you up when they go back tonight." Come on, dict, you can wipe some too. ”

At the end of the season, I took the sunscreen and squeezed it hard. "Tut-tut, Chanel's sunscreen, isn't it cheap, right?"

"If you squeeze less, it's all wasted." Li Mingxuan looked at the end of the season of the reckless profligacy, and felt heartache and couldn't breathe.

"That second brother, hurry up, I'll wipe some too." Han Feng looked expectant on the side.

Li Mingxuan: "What kind of sunscreen are you so black?" ”

Han Feng: "It's black that's why you have to wipe it even more, third brother, do you look down on me!" ”

Li Mingxuan was speechless, and could only cry silently on the side.

Holding hands and looking at the sunscreen, he was speechless and choked.

…………

After dinner, the entire School of Management freshmen sat on the playground and began a singing competition.

Your song of unity is strength, and I am a song of green flowers in the army. You let us swing the sculls, Lao Tzu's backhand is the love of a slender man.

The scene was extremely enthusiastic, and the atmosphere was unprecedentedly high.

"Why don't you keep your mouth open so much, what's the matter, you're constipated." Lu Zhiang asked Li Mingxuan, who was sitting next to him.

"I'm not perfect." Li Mingxuan's face instantly darkened, why are you so constipated! You still have hemorrhoids!

"Oh...... That's right. Instructor! I report! Li Mingxuan didn't sing a word when he sang just now, he dragged our class back! Lu Zhiang raised his hand and shouted loudly to the instructor sitting in front.

"Yes, I testify." The end of the season silently raised his hand.

"I ...... I also testify. The simple and unpretentious Han Xiaofeng said weakly, but his hand was higher than anyone else.

"Li Mingxuan came out of the queue and went to the front to sing the song again."

These calves sell their teammates one by one and sell more than anyone else.

Alas, it's not ladylike to meet people.

Li Mingxuan came to the front of the team with a helpless face. "That'...... That instructor, I don't sing well, can I not sing? ”

"No! If you don't sing well, you can't sing it! I'm going to hear how bad it is. Or you'll run me laps, ten laps! ”

Li Mingxuan glanced at the playground that could not be seen, closed his eyes, and looked at death as if he were at home. Tearing his throat and shouting: "Unity is strength, unity is strength, this strength is iron, this strength is steel......"

"Stop, it's okay, stop singing, you can go back." The instructor had a beep expression on his face, he had also brought a lot of recruits in the army, and he had also taken several freshmen in the school.

But he had never heard such a fresh and refined voice, and this opening almost didn't send him away.

"Thank you, instructor." Li Mingxuan walked back with a bitter face as if he had eaten Coptis chinensis, it's over, the glorious image of Lao Tzu.

At the end of the season: "Yo, our Jacky Cheung is back." ”

Lu Zhiang: "God of Song, can you sign for me?" ”

Han Feng: "I want to take a group photo." ”

Li Mingxuan looked at the three shameless people who were embarrassed......

What about Lao Tzu's knife!

…………

"Alas, this military training is finally over, and this half month feels longer than a year. But Lao Tzu was tired, and Lao Tzu felt as if he had lost a lot of weight. After the last day of military training, Lu Zhiang lay on the bed in the dormitory, staring blankly at the bed board on the upper bunk, feeling that his body was hollowed out.

"Boss, you're wearing thin clothes. You seem to eat more than the three of us together at a meal. Li Mingxuan teased.

"Don't force Lao Tzu, you dog, Lao Tzu has a recording of your singing. Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will go to the radio station to arrange a hand for you, to ensure that you will become popular and be on the hot search in minutes. ”

"Boss, I was wrong, I apologize to you." The gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, Li Mingxuan comforted himself in his heart.

"For the sake of your sincerity, I'll let you go. Hey, brothers, after my in-depth observation these days, I have secretly visited. I found that the quality of our sister paper is really high, and in a few days I will list a list of freshmen in Shanghai and North China to my brothers, and then our brothers will score a few points, and strive to catch them all. ”

At the end of the season: "Boss, your condition has worsened again?" The medicine can't be stopped! ”

Li Mingxuan: "Boss, if you don't have the money to buy medicine, brother, I can sponsor you five cents in friendship." ”

Han Feng: "Boss, I'm ...... I'm also out of five cents. ”

"Then the two of you add it together, it's not a piece, I didn't expect the two of you to get together so quietly. Alas, it's immoral. "Lu Zhiang's face has seen through the truth of the matter.

Li Mingxuan: "I only love my Jiajia. ”

Lu Zhiang: "Yo Yo Yo, look at this fleshy one, I just don't know if your Jiajia loves you or not." ”

At the end of the season: "The third child, you tell the truth, you haven't got it." ”

Li Mingxuan: "Hey, how can it be so easy to add WeChat, there is a long way to go." ”

At the end of the season: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, young man, you still need to work hard, I am optimistic about you." ”

Li Mingxuan: "What's the use of you taking a good look at me, Fang Jia has to take a good look at me." ”

Lu Zhiang: "Hey, brothers, do you know who was the top of our school flower list in Hubei last year?" ”

Han Feng: "Liu Yiran? ”

Lu Zhiang: "I'll go, I didn't see it, fourth, your intelligence work is doing a good job." ”

Han Feng: "No, I also listened to others. ”

Li Mingxuan: "Why haven't I heard of it, the fourth child, you are honest and honest, I didn't expect you to be a sullen slut." ”

Lu Zhiang: "I'm embarrassed to say that others are sullen, but if you make a commotion, there is nothing else to do." ”

Li Mingxuan: "Hehe, I can't help you." ”

Lu Zhiang: "Hehe, record warning." ”

"Wrong, brother, I'm sassy, I'm the most sassy!" Li Mingxuan tearfully admitted his mistake.

Lu Zhiang: "Pay attention to what you say in the future, and be careful that trouble comes out of your mouth." ”

Li Mingxuan: "Brother, I'm a dumb person from now on." ”

"But do you know that there is a woman who is recognized as the most beautiful in our northern Hubei, even more beautiful than Liu Yiran, you know?" Lu Zhiang's face was unfathomable.

"Who?" Li Mingxuan's face was curious, and he was dumb and spoke instantly.

End of the season: "Don't you just love your Jiajia?" ”

Li Mingxuan: "I can't listen to it." Hurry up, Boss. ”

Lu Zhiang: "Ahem, that woman is a professor, surnamed Mu, called Mu Yao." It's just that I went to the school's official website to check, but I don't know why I didn't find it. ”

Li Mingxuan: "Maybe people are low-key. ”

Lu Zhiang: "I think the fairy sister we met in the cafeteria that day may be Professor Mu, and the fairy sister must be the most beautiful in our northern Shanghai." ”

Han Feng: "No, the professor will be so young?" It looks like she's not a few years older than us, so she should be a senior sister. ”

Li Mingxuan: "Maybe he is a genius, Ganluo became a prime minister at the age of 12." ”

Lu Zhiang: "It's okay, with my little prince of Hubei's first intelligence, I can dig her out sooner or later." Hey, why don't you speak, second child? ”

At the end of the season, he was lying on the bed in a daze, and he couldn't help but recall several encounters with Mu Yao in his mind.

Although the woman was quite cold, her aura was also terrifying. But to be honest, at the end of the season, it feels like this woman is probably the most beautiful woman he has ever seen before and after his rebirth.

He estimated that Su Daji, who had troubled a dynasty, would be like this at most.

At the end of the season, he thought wildly, and he couldn't help but think of that dazzling snow white again......

Emma, I can't stand it!

Lu Zhiang: "Hey, second brother, why do you have a nosebleed." ”

"I didn't ...... It's okay, it's been a little hot in the past two days, so I'll go to the water room to flush it. At the end of the season, he covered his nose and ran out of the dormitory in embarrassment.

…………

When I return to the dorm at the end of the season, I find them discussing tomorrow's orientation party.

"Hey, brothers, let me tell you, I secretly went to see the rehearsal yesterday. The sophomores have a modern dance, that little short skirt, that long legs, and that small waist. Tut-tut, watching the old brother, my blood is boiling, and my liver and intestines are broken. Lu Zhiang's face was indescribably obscene.

Li Mingxuan: "Boss, you actually eat alone, this kind of good thing doesn't bring a few brothers, it's best to be careful when walking at night." ”

Lu Zhiang: "Lao Tzu fainted from heat stroke yesterday, so I had time to take a peek." ”

Li Mingxuan: "For this kind of righteous thing that cultivates sentiment, I can faint at any time." ”

Lu Zhiang: "Hehe, record warning." ”

Li Mingxuan: "......"

Alas, it feels so uncomfortable to hold the handle in someone else's hand.