294 Married to a non-man

Liu Yuanleng was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect that Sun Chong, who dared to love Chang Sun, still had such feelings in it, no wonder he said to himself as soon as he met, and then he didn't have any doubts about what he said, he thought he was a good man at first.

It seems that it's really good to be a little famous, at least inadvertently add a lot of points for yourself, well, if you have a chance, you have to brush up a little more fame.

"That can make you break the bank, it should be me who invited Lord Shaoqing." Liu Yuan said with a smile.

Changsun Chong's literati aura came out again: "Don't mention any official position, today your identity is a scholar, and you can be commensurate with each other." ”

"Brother Eldest Sun has learned a lesson, even officials have to take an annual leave, usually these vulgar etiquette to deal with, to deal with, it is indeed a bit vulgar, then today we will not distinguish between high and low, eat two cups, and have a cooking wine about heroes, how about it?" Liu Yuan sensed the temper of the eldest grandson Chong and said with a smile.

"Yes, yes" The eldest grandson stroked his palms and smiled: "What Brother Liu said is very true, I won't tell you, what the eldest grandson hates the most is the officialdom, most of them are some flattering and immoral people who open their eyes and say nonsense, you and I can be commensurate with each other, let's go to the drunken fairy building to have a few cups." ”

Li Jing interjected on the side: "Where to go is so troublesome, let's go to Captain Liu's place to eat, you don't know what to do, Captain Liu's things are delicious." ”

I went to Liu Yuan's second place to eat, and every time there were new surprises, first I had never seen the dishes, hot pot, and then I came to a teppanyaki, and I was very satisfied with the second time, so that when Li Jing, the princess of Lori, was free, I missed Liu Yuan's taste a little, but unfortunately she was a princess, and she was promised to be married, and it was inconvenient to enter and exit, otherwise. I really want to run to Liu Yuan every day.

"What? Brother Liu, you actually know how to cook? The eldest grandson stared at the boss and said with a look of surprise.

"Well, let's do a little research." Liu Yuan smiled a little modestly and said, "If the eldest grandson brother is interested, you are welcome to taste it in the cold house another day." ”

The eldest grandson Chong said with a disappointed face: "It's a pity, it's a pity! ”

Du Sanniang couldn't help but say, "What is a pity? ”

"Gentleman Yuanbud Cook, Brother Liu is a famous talent, even the first talent in the north has been defeated by you, you can be called a model for my generation, how to do those lowly jobs?" The eldest grandson shook his head and said, "It's a pity that you don't do your job like this." It's no wonder that I haven't heard of Brother Liu's masterpieces for so long, you have to know the severity. ”

When Changsun Chong said it, it was a distressed look, and Liu Yuan could see that what this guy said was definitely from the bottom of his heart. I didn't know what to say for a while.

The eldest grandson Wuji was wise and martial all his life, no wonder he died. The eldest grandson's family began to wither. And the children and grandchildren of heroes such as Cheng Yanjin, Wei Chi Jingde, Fang Xuanling, Qin Shubao and other heroes have done something, but the eldest grandson has been falling, and the eldest grandson Chong is not famous, which is determined by his character, pedantic, stubborn, inflexible, and living in ideals. No matter how well the poem is written, it has no effect in the officialdom, like he is attentive to learning and researching. In an ordinary person's house, this would have been true, but with his current conditions, in fact, it is enough to learn how to use people.

It's wrong, it's just that he was born in the wrong car.

Li Lizhen, Li Jing, Xiao Niang and Du Sanniang's eyes were a little undeniable, obviously not very much approved of Changsun Chong's words, and felt that he was making a bit of a fuss, but Liu Yuan was only slightly distracted, and immediately came to his senses, and said with a "ashamed" face: "Brother Changsun's words are like Huang Zhong Da Lu, the younger brother abandoned his studies and immersed himself in the trail, fortunately the eldest grandson brother woke up, rude, it was really rude." ”

The best way to deal with this kind of nerd is to follow him and coax him, you can't be serious with him, Liu Yuan doesn't care, just follow him.

Seeing that Liu Yuan was soft, the eldest grandson Chong turned his anger into joy and said: "Brother Liu has lost his way and returned, and it is not in vain for my hard work, good, good." ”

After speaking, he turned his head to Li Lizhen and said, "Your Royal Highness Princess, let's go to the Drunken Immortal Mansion for dinner, and then invite Brother Liu and his party, I don't know what you think?" ”

"Cousin, you just have to make up your mind, Changle will listen to his cousin's orders." Li Lizhen wanted to refuse, and with such a boring person, it was indeed a little depressed, but the queen mother strongly persuaded her eldest grandson Chong to walk around and cultivate her feelings, Li Er also meant this, Li Lizhen, who has always been filial, could only do so, but before going out, he brought the imperial sister Li Jing over, and now he heard the eldest grandson Chong say that he was going to eat, and he did not go against his will.

Fortunately, there are still Liu Yuan and a few of them here, Li Lizhen and Xiaoniang have a good relationship, they can talk well, and they will not be too bored by then.

"Let's go, then let's go to the Drunken Immortal Tower." Eldest Sun Chong said happily.

When Liu Yuan got into the carriage, he overheard Li Lizhi sigh softly

I have to say that the eldest grandson Chong is a bit pedantic, but he is extremely arrogant, in order not to stay with those laymen, he wrapped the highest floor of the drunken immortal building alone, and drank with Liu Yuan, Liu Yuan was also happy for him to do this, after all, there are a lot of female dependents, all of them are radiant, if you are in those halls below, it is estimated that you don't have to eat, and you have to be busy dealing with those lustful eyes.

Anyway, you don't have to pay for it yourself.

Being powerful is good, that is, a moment of hard work, the best wine, the best signature dishes soon served a large table, under the greeting of the eldest grandson chong, everyone started eating, the wine has been three rounds, the taste has been five times, the eldest grandson chong "snapped" a soft sound, put down the wine glass, and said to Liu Yuan with a smile: "Brother Liu, there is something I want to ask you." ”

"Brother Eldest Sun is polite, please speak up." Liu Yuan said with a smile.

"The three pairs you came out of Yangzhou, that is extremely ingenious, the eldest grandson is not talented, he has been thinking hard for more than a month behind closed doors, and he has no clue, I don't know what to do, but now someone is out of the right?"

Liu Yuan pondered for a moment, shook his head and said, "Not yet." ”

Changsun Chong was a little happy, nodded and said, "I'll just say, how can it be so easy." ”

In that way, if you dare to be sorry for others, that's right, and it's best that this "difficult" task can only be completed by him.

Li Jing didn't understand what they were talking about, and said curiously: "What pair, is it difficult?" ”

"Princess, you don't know what to do, Brother Liu used to make three pairs and promised to win the lottery, but no one has matched it until now. It can be said that it was a sensation, and these three pairs are [Dengdeng Pavilion each attacking book] [This wood becomes a firewood mountain out of the mountain] [Mention the tin pot, travel to the West Lake, the tin pot drops the West Lake, and it is a pity that the tin pot]. After finishing speaking, the eldest grandson shook his head and said: "This can be said to be the essence of the word, the three flavors of the text!" ”

Li Lizhi said in surprise: "Captain Liu, these are all you came up with?" ”

Looking at Liu Yuan's gaze, there was already something different, and I thought that Liu Yuan was a little knowledgeable and had good skills. People with a lot of ghost ideas, but I didn't expect him to be so talented, and those three quatrains also spread to the palace. It's just that I don't know which one, according to legend, it was made by a businessman who was in a lowly business. Bingxue's smart Li Lizhi was a little unconvinced. also tried to crack it like Cui Mengyao, but in the end, he still got nothing, and now he hears that the person who has heard this pair is far away in the sky and close in front of him, can you not be surprised?

I saw the beautiful woman's gaze that looked like a worship. Especially the top-level gaze of Li Lizhen, a "goddess", Liu Yuan was a little fluttering, and said a little "modestly": "Where is it, where is it." Just thought casually, which made Her Royal Highness the princess smile. ”

Li Lizhi turned her eyes twice, and asked with a smile: "Captain Liu, since you came up with the upper link, there must be a lower link, I am shallow, I don't know if we can solve the next link, and let us open our eyes?" ”

With a "bang", the eldest grandson suddenly smashed his fist on the table, startling everyone, only to see him say excitedly: "Yes, Brother Liu's out, naturally there is a corresponding connection, I am still thinking hard, Brother Liu, just say it and let me wait to see it." ”

Liu Yuan: "This"

"What, look down on me?" When Changsun Chong thought that he could break the pair, he suddenly became excited.

"That's not it"

Li Lizhi stared at Liu Yuan and said, "Please also ask Captain Liu to give advice." ”

Xiao Niang has been chatting with Li Lizhen very well recently, and when she heard the words, she also said: "Senior brother, just say it, the princess has asked in person." ”

I'm dizzy, that's my way of making money, if I say it, I will go to my store in the future to "pilgrimage", seeing that everyone is staring at themselves, it's a little girl, people like Changsun Chong and Li Lizhi are not easy to deal with, Liu Yuan is embarrassed all of a sudden.

"That, in fact, Liu just came up with a downlink." Liu Yuanzhi said that if he didn't come up with one of them, not only would these people not let him go, but it was estimated that they would be disappointed and doubt their "true talent".

"Say it quickly, say it quickly, it's good to have one." Changsun Chong rubbed his hands excitedly, and hurriedly said, his ears stretched out, as if he was afraid of missing a word.

Looking at everyone's worshipful gaze, Liu Yuan coughed dryly, and then said slowly: "The fire is full of smoke. ”

"This" plus "wood" is the word "firewood", and the two "mountains" are superimposed on the word "out", which can be said to be wonderful, everyone thought it was extremely difficult to get it, but unexpectedly, Liu Yuan chanted this sentence in a blink of an eye, and for a while, they were all stunned.

In the middle of the sound, Li Lizhi "snapped" and applauded a few times, and said with admiration: "Captain Liu is really a high talent, and the palace admires it." ”

"Senior brother, it's amazing"

Changsun Chong also said excitedly: "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, when you hear such a masterpiece, you should take a scoop of white." ”

After speaking, without being persuaded by others, he drank three glasses in a row, as if he was very happy about something, and several women looked at Liu Yuan with a little strange eyes, talented men, no matter when, are very attractive.

After the appearance of an eternal quatrain, the atmosphere was a little warm, but it was a bit regrettable that no matter how it was grinded, Liu Yuan would no longer open Chrysostom, which made everyone a little regretful, but the eldest grandson Chong, who was addicted to alcohol and liked to dance and write ink, suddenly became a poet, and made more than ten poems on the spot for Liu Yuan to comment, a lot of them, but the quality was average, such as:

A jug of wine on the table,

Have a good time.

Drink three hundred cups,

Get drunk and dispel all sorrows.

Another example:

The long night is sleepless,

An ancient book in front of an oil lamp.

Where to find the fragrance of red sleeves,

The lone shadow in the mirror secretly pities himself

It's not some limerick poems, or no sick moaning, no eye-catching works, drink to the back, and dance with chopsticks in the face, there is only Liu Yuan on the table, and there is only one man on the table, and he is accompanied by him "On Poetry" and has to watch him Don't fall, he is about to become his maid.

In front of his fiancΓ©e, he still drank like this, no wonder the history books said that he was not literate, he liked to drink, and he was often drunk, and now it seems that what he said is true.

Only then did Liu Yuan realize that Li Liqian's sigh just now was so "heavy", there was a difference between the ideal and the reality, and the marriage was not human

Finally when the banquet was over, the eldest grandson Chong broke away from the support of several entourages, put his arm around Liu Yuan's shoulder, and said drunkly: "Brother Liu Liu, this wine is really drunk, it is really happy, you can rest assured, I and we will be able to fight side by side soon, hahaha" (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )

PS: Okay, it's finally done, book friends who know the artillery style of the road, and the new content will be released soon~