5 Lu Ziluo

Life is really boring, infinite loops.

I wanted to get out of the loop, but the loop came to me again!

I washed my face and the cold water woke me up.

Is this the real world?

Picked up a basin of cold water and poured it head-on.

I shuddered, and I was more sober.

When I looked down, I saw the ugly number on my chest, 14721, which was my name in the underworld, proving that the underworld was the real thing I had experienced.

I took a shower and looked at my ugly body, proving that my years at the palace were also true.

I can't help but think about how nice it would be if I were a soul being, changing my body, changing my person, and changing my life every day......

I walked out and started eating.

Wang Yuquan, Zhang Kangning, Da Lizi, Xiao Lizi, Zhao Pumin, and a bunch of people, all eunuchs, ate silently with me.

In fact, I am simply a court meeting between the Han and the Ming Dynasty, just the lowest kind of court meeting.

They are all people who can't keep up with the times, poor worms who have been left behind by the times. The emperor of the Han Dynasty ran away, and the awesome Han courtiers all took refuge in Qian Zhaoding, and the rest of the people came here; The emperor of the Ming Dynasty ran away, and the powerful Ming Dynasty ministers all took refuge in Qian Zhaoding, and the rest of the people came here.

I think it's best to be a little person. The head of the inner court died twice, the prime minister of the outer court died twice, the emperor died twice, so many ministers and scholars died, and we are still alive.

Who knows what the future holds?

Da Li Zi suddenly spoke: "Why don't you take refuge in the money?" ”

Me: "Take refuge? He wants to kill me. If it weren't for a forbidden army, he would have cut me down. ”

Zhao Pumin: "Zhao Yuyang is not very good. ”

Me: "I'm not as shameless as he is. I just can't pull my face. ”

Xiao Lizi: "What are we doing now?" Drinking porridge here every day? ”

Since the bankruptcy of the taxation system and the paper money system, the imperial court no longer pays salaries, and we are so poor that we can only drink porridge. I don't want to hide my bad things - the food has been looted lately.

In fact, we also want to rob the rich and help the poor, but everyone in Gyeonggi is so poor that they are so poor, where is there "rich" for you to rob?

I also want to grab a sum of money and go shopping for something to eat comfortably. However, since the paper money was abolished, everyone has brought very few gold and silver dollars and copper dollars, how can I grab them? I had no choice but to go straight to grab food.

All I can do is try to leave as little as I can for them, and don't starve them to deathβ€”because I'm going to rob them again."

Zhang Kangning came up with the idea to let us sell gasoline.

Gasoline is very expensive now - it's not surprising, it's strange that gasoline is sold! It is said that the Royal Arsenal was bombed, Liu Xingchao escaped, and no one in the world can make gasoline, but there has always been a supply of gasoline on the Gyeonggi black market, as long as you can give up gold and silver, you can get as much gasoline as you want.

Qian Zhao was so angry that he was going to die, this kind of technique was against the instructions of the Sichuan Senators, and it was his bottom line! He ordered Jinyiwei to investigate thoroughly.

In this case, I naturally can't go against the wind. Besides, my dignified second-class palace and the general of the forbidden army actually make a living by selling gasoline, how can I mix it up when I say it? It's shameful enough to make money by selling electricity!

I said to them, "Now the concern is not about food, but about Qian Zhaoding and Jinyiwei asking me about wanted criminals every day!" Damn, now I feel weak when I see them. ”

Zhang Kangning: "We can cheat money and cheat it." Arrest 119 people and say they came out of prison. ”

Wang Yuquan: "How can this work!" Are we such bad people? We should look for ...... from the death row inmates in the ministry and the edict prison."

Me: "Hey! Do you think Qian Zhao must be a fool? I saw him take pictures of them, and everyone had their fingerprints! It's not okay to lie to him. ”

They: "What then?" ”

Me: "The world is so big, how do you find it?" Even if 119 rabbits are released, they can't be found, let alone people! The matter of wanted criminals is the bottom line, and he can't ignore it. Hey, we can only pray that he forgets about it......"

I wish he had forgotten about it, just as I forgot my vows, as people forgot their vows, as all vows were forgotten by men.

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I'm wandering around the ruined capital of Chang'an.

It's almost the same day here, and it seems that people really care most about their own stuff – of course, they don't know it's actually their stuff.

The Imperial University next to us has been rebuilt.

The president of Imperial University is Lu Ziluo.

This bastard, he really betrayed the head of the inner court. At the beginning, his rank was higher than that of Zhao Yuyang, because he surrendered early - but he was quickly compared to Zhao Yuyang.

After all, when it comes to kung fu, Zhao Yuyang is called second, and no one dares to call him first. Lu Ziluo is under the second rank, and Zhao Yuyang is the second rank, after all, Zhao Yuyang surrendered with 20,000 forbidden troops.

Qian Zhaoding ordered all the universities in the world to be gathered together, called the "Great Co-governance Imperial National Imperial University" - abbreviated as "Imperial University" or "Imperial University".

He also decreed that, beyond that, any university within the empire was illegal.

In fact, there are more than a dozen universities in Datang (now called Liaodong), all of which were founded by An Ningzhi back then, including Imperial University, Royal University, Liaodong University, Shangjing University, Military University, Naval University, University of Science and Technology, Dalian Maritime University and so on. Qian Zhaoding deliberately ordered the dissolution of all universities in Liaodong.

Park Qinghong resolutely objected, but Li Hongsi still listened to his uncle, so he really ordered the dissolution of more than a dozen universities in Liaodong and renamed them "schools", so there is no university in Liaodong, but there are imperial schools, royal schools, Liaodong schools, Shangjing schools, military schools, naval schools, science and technology schools, Dalian Maritime School, etc., each of which is more powerful than the original Emperor Ming.

Yenching University in Yenching, Beijing. Hearing that Qian Zhao was going to disband Yanda, Zhao Zhengbao beat the herald and drove him out of Yanjing.

Jiangnan University is located in Xiangyang, Jiangnan. Hearing that Qian Zhao was going to disband Yanda, Cui Jicai gave the herald tens of thousands of gold yuan, and the herald took the money and defected directly.

Jinling University is located in Jinling, Nanjing. The herald said that he disbanded Jinda, but the fool believed it, because Jinling was the territory of the puppet Han Liu Xingchao!

Lingnan University is located in Lingnan Guangzhou. Not again, because the herald disappeared - it is said that the herald was cut down by Lin Jiaxi, but some people say that he was cut by Lin Li.

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The president of Imperial University is Lu Ziluo, the vice president is Zhao Yuyang, and the honorary president is Qian Zhaoding.

Lu Ziluo is a real job, and the last two are fictitious.

In fact, there is nothing to say about the choice of principal, the three of them are the smartest people in the world, most of the 4 billion people are educated fools, and the three of them are smarter.

I went to visit it and found that smart people teach very well, both true and false.

Lu Ziluo stood on the podium, and as soon as he came up, he talked about Confucianism, imperial power, true qi, divine energy, yin and yang, and the five elements...... I know he's talking nonsense, but he's so sincere that it's as if it's true.

This is the purpose of Qian Zhaoding, this is the purpose of the university, this is the "compulsory education" - to forcibly gather all the children of the scholar clan in the world into the university, and forcibly educate them all to be fools, so that their world can be passed on for eternity.

I said to him, "Hey, hey! Long time no see! ”

Lu Ziluo: "Hey, Dongfang Ju - oh, now your name is Chen Ju." I asked Zhao Yuyang to have dinner together, let's get together together. ”

We flashed around the corner, where Zhao Yuyang was waiting.

He was slightly taken aback, but said nothing.

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We sat in a small single room in the Imperial University cafeteria, eating, eating in silence. Since the imperial court did not collect taxes and did not print money, everything was so bad that it was hard to eat, so it was okay to be full.

Suddenly, Lu Ziluo said: "Hehe, the three traitors are finally together." ”

My tears were about to fall all at once.

I said: "General Li Feiyu of the Forbidden Army, Song Yingbiao, Minister of the Criminal Department, Li Youdao, Director of the Secret Division, Zhou Yuanming, Commander of the Second Army of the Forbidden Army, and Wu Feijie, Minister of Rites...... And so on and so forth, all dead. There are only more than 40,000 of the 1 million forbidden army left, and less than 100 of the thousands of imperial officials. Now the people around Liu Xingchao, we don't know each other. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "If you don't mention Li Feiyu, I will forget him." ”

Me: "Every loyal person is dead, the rest are traitors, and only traitors live to drink." People's bottom line is getting lower and lower, and in the end, everyone has no bottom line. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Damn, I pat myself every day, do you think I'm willing." ”

Lu Ziluo: "I teach these fake things every day, and I have to forget the real thing." ”

Me: "Money is going to let me go and get the wanted criminals underground back every day." The problem is that I can't catch it even if I want to. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "What have you experienced down there?" ”

Me: "Nothing. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Do you eat human flesh?" ”

Me: "Are you bothered?" What's the difference? I mean, what's the difference between what we eat now and human flesh? For every steamed bun we eat, others will eat one less. If we survive, others will starve to death. I used to think that the world was getting better and better, but in fact, it was not like this at all, we ate ourselves until we died. ”

Everyone stopped talking, drank stuffy wine, and didn't even have food.

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Drunk.

Zhao Yuyang suddenly said: "In Qi City, they were going to kill me. Later, you bastard handed over shit luck and was rescued by Li Yuyao. So they asked me to sneak close to you and kill you. They said, "Kill you, and I will live." ”

Me: "Oh, you're a lot worse than I thought. I thought you were just a mutiny. ”

Zhao Yuyang continued: "During the bombing of Kaifeng, the two of us stayed under the armored car. You've been sleeping, and I'm just looking at you like that. I had a piece of iron in my hand and kept hesitating to kill you. ”

Me: "! I misread you! ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Later, I thought, damn, who knows what the situation will be in the future!" I will flee back to Chang'an with you. Unexpectedly, Liu Xingchao was actually happy. Damn it! If it weren't for Sichuan and the Holy Land, we would have extinguished the Ming Dynasty long ago! I'm not convinced! ”

Me: "Hey, in fact, I also surrendered, but people don't want me, Lu Chengzhi, that bastard has a grudge against me, even if I am a traitor, he will kill me, because I have plotted against him before." Isn't that a tragedy: no traitor can do it? ”

The two of us looked at Lu Ziluo together.

It's time for him to speak.

Lu Ziluo drank sullen wine: "Don't look at me." I'm a traitor and a coward. ”