Chapter 373: Kabuki is supposed to make people laugh
In connection with the words of the mayor of Funny Town, and thinking of what Old K did, this lion obviously has a relationship, even a very close relationship, with the person who sculpted it in the town.
A year ago, with this guy's strength, he should be able to quickly solve the old K.
Was it because of something that I didn't do at the time?
"By the way, what's that person's name..."
Lao K touched his chin, thought about it, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I can't remember, but the song and dance performance is quite bad." ”
"Gorou, it's not rotten!"
Suddenly, the lion spoke.
The cloudy eyes stared straight at Lao K, and a human word burst out of his mouth, "He's the most powerful Kabuki!" ”
"Say... Spoken?! ”
Old K was startled for a moment, then became angry, and he pulled away the guards and civilians, and shouted as he walked forward:
"What is the most powerful, the most powerful in my palace! Only Kabuki, which I admit, can be called the strongest. That Gorou of yours definitely didn't pass my professional judging team, and the guy who was screened out by me is the strongest! ”
"Roar!"
As Old K was marching, the lion suddenly burst out and pounced on Old K.
"Help!"
Old K was shocked and was pounced by the lion, but at this moment, the guards reacted and pulled the trigger in the face of the golden lion, which was still huge.
Bullets rained down on the lion's body, sending blood to the ground.
"Don't, don't eat me, I haven't ascended the throne yet!" The old K looked at the giant mouth that was getting closer and closer like a blank sheet of paper, and cried.
The lion stared at Lao K condescendingly, with disdain in his eyes, and said slowly: "Why can you, who don't know anything, be able to decide the life and death of the most powerful Kabuki." ”
It let go of the paw that held down Old K, turned around, and staggered backwards.
This time, Kuro didn't stand in the way.
In fact, when it pounced on Old K, Kuro could stop it, but he didn't bother to do it.
If it's this, he can pretend he can't see it? And? The moment the lion pounced, it seemed to have lost its murderous spirit.
What the?
I just said that if you hurt someone, you won't call it Rusiru Kulo?
Rotten goods are not people.
For the sake of a kabuki actor, he still deceives people? In order to put him to death?
Kuro couldn't tell if it was boring or bad.
In short, it is right not to be human.
The golden lion crossed the Kurlo? Step by step forward, Kuro moved? In the end, he sighed and put the autumn water into the sheath? Just watched quietly.
Is the lion slow? With each step, the color of the hair loses a single bit of color.
It walked to the same place where the crumbling stone ball had been, where its long naginata blade was located.
It looked at the long naginata knife and was silent for a while? Suddenly transformed into the form of a lion ape.
As if the body can't bear this huge size? After turning into a lion ape, it knelt down as if it had withered, and its hair completely lost its color.
"Roar!"
The lion ape roared, as if to lift his spirits? Picked up the naginata and held it up? Allow yourself to stand up slowly.
Then, it turned around a little bit? Looking at being helped up, the frightened old K said: "Is it force?" Or identity? Just because of that? You've seen it now, too. Do I have force? I also have an identity, and those beasts respect me as king..."
"But that kind of thing, it's not Kabuki."
It lifted the naginata knife and stretched out one hand in front of it, bent on one foot and jumping on the other foot, and the bloodstained beast's face was like red makeup, putting on a comical expression.
Then, it danced weirdly.
"Can... Noh? ”
Fanny on the city wall was stunned for a moment when she saw the lion ape's movements, "Huh? Why is this being performed? ”
As a native of Equestria, Fanny is well aware of the genre of musical drama in her country.
This is Noh drama.
It's just that she doesn't understand, she fought so fiercely just now, and in the face of that navy's level of attack, she should have died a long time ago, but she has survived until now, just to perform a Noh drama?
Why, exactly?
The lion ape's performance is very clumsy, full of majestic body and blood-stained body, which does not match this funny song and dance drama at all, but that hideous face, a strange funny expression for a while, and the body from time to time to make clumsy but weird movements, but it is a little unbearable.
"Poof!"
A man finally couldn't help laughing, he covered his mouth and couldn't help himself from laughing.
"No, I can't help it!"
"This guy... It's so huge, it's scary to death, and you can actually perform such a dance! ”
"Hahaha!"
As if a firecracker had been lit, everyone watching couldn't help but laugh.
It's not that this performance is funny, it's just that this monster is so terrifying just now, and there is a special sense of comical when it performs a Noh drama at this moment.
All of a sudden, that terrible atmosphere was diluted by the lion ape's performance.
"Hahahaha! What are you doing, monster! ”
Old K had just recovered his strength, and when he saw the lion ape dancing clumsily, he covered his stomach and laughed: "You're not singing and dancing!" A revue should be elegant, you funny clown! ”
The lion ape ignored him, just jumped clumsily and continued to jump.
This appearance made the laughter louder and louder.
"This monster is really... Hahaha, it's so funny, it turns out until now, is it just for dancing? The beast's mind, it's really..."
Saazr was also laughing, he didn't finish his words, and suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and he couldn't help but shiver.
Kuro was glaring at him.
"Is it funny?" He asked expressionlessly.
Saazr nodded subconsciously, reacted, and shook his head suddenly, "It's not funny." ”
The anger in his eyes made him dare not make a mistake.
Kulo turned his head, looked at the lion ape, and said, "It's not funny, you also laugh at Lao Tzu, be louder." ”
Saazr pursed his lips, he was obviously laughing just now, don't stare at him...
"Hahaha," Saazr laughed as if crying.
Kuro also smiled at this time, looking at the lion ape.
The lion ape spun around, watching the people laugh out loud because of its dance,
It looked at the people who were laughing because of its dance, and shouted as it danced, "Kabuki is something that makes people smile, no matter what kind of laughter it is, there is no distinction between elegance and slowness!" ”
These words made the Kabuki actors who gathered in the crowd and laughed more than anyone else with strange faces, and they looked at each other and felt a little guilty.
With a click, the lion ape's feet must have sounded, as if there was a concurring drum and chord, and I saw its five fingers open violently, its head turned around, and suddenly paused, and opened its mouth to shout: "Huh~ Yo!" ”
Human Goro...
I made people laugh, so I can proudly say that when I face you again...
"I'm Shishigoro, I'm out of school..."
It whispered in an undetectable voice, and then kept the shape, never moving again.
The breath of life is gone.
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