Yun Zheng was hot all over after drinking a bowl of medicine, and he didn't know what medicine the imperial doctor had prescribed, so he slept violently wrapped in the quilt, and felt that his whole body was much lighter.

Yun San was not afraid of infection, so he put his drooling mouth close to Yun Da's pillow, Yun Da opened Yun San's still swollen mouth, checked its tongue, and saw that the tongue had been swollen, so he was relieved, as long as his throat was not swollen and affected his breathing and eating, Yun San would not have any major problems.

Lu Qingqing was lying on the window and saw that her husband was teasing Yun San, and she couldn't help but feel sad, and she was about to push open the door and go in, but she was blocked by the eunuch, because Yun Hou said that no one from the Yun family was allowed to enter.

If you have a cold, you have to drink more water to speed up your metabolism, Yun Zheng drank a jar of cold boiled water, lay back on the bed, and asked the eunuch to open the window to ventilate, and saw Lu Qingqing looking at himself with tears in his eyes, so he smiled and said: "My illness is more than half cured, and I will be able to go up the mountain to fight tigers tomorrow, and I won't let you in because I am worried about passing the illness on you, especially if you suffer from the wind and cold, this disease is easy to contagious, you know no, this is actually the slightest plague, you still have one in your stomach, but you don't dare to go wrong." ”

"Why do you want eunuchs to serve?"

"This is the treatment of Wen Xinhou, don't panic, besides, they serve really well."

"The family has received countless gifts, Pang Xiang also sent someone to send gifts, Ouyang Xiu sent a jar of warm medicine, should we throw it out? He caused you to get sick. ”

"Hehe, I don't blame him, it's because I'm too impatient, always thinking that I can finish everything in one day, so that the whole family can move to the island to build a peach orchard. But they forgot the truth that if you want to hurry, you can't reach it. Take your time. ”

As the husband and wife talked, more and more people crowded the window, Ge Qiuyan, Yun Er, Su Shi, Su Xun, Xiaolin, Hua Niang, and bacon all came, and Lao Liao was already crying so much.

Di Qing appeared in the Yun family's back house very rudely. Stretched his neck and glanced at Yun Zheng. Seeing that he looked good, he waved at Yun Zheng and left.

"Do whatever you have to do, huddle in the window and watch the monkeys? I just need to get some good sleep and soak up the sun. ”

I have always taken care of these people myself. Now I am being taken care of by others. This taste made Yun Zheng very uncomfortable. But fortunately, my heart is warm, proving that my blood is not cold.

Yun Zheng had been thinking about this for a long time. Is there something wrong with you, or is there something wrong with the world? Yun Zheng, who has always had a strong self-confidence, never thought that something was wrong with him, if there was something wrong there, it must be the fault of the world.

Now the sun still rises every day, after the day is the night, after the spring is the summer, autumn and winter, the whole world does not change because of Yun Zheng's arrival, in fact, it can also be seen that this world will automatically run without anyone, which Yun Zheng has learned from the textbooks of primary school.

Since the world is constant and unchanging, then take the world as a reference, and it must be yourself who has changed......

History is nothing but the inconsequential cecum of the world, a kind of arrogant and ridiculous declaration created by man after he thinks he is the master of the world, and there will be countless possibilities at every node, so there is the nonsense of "God is going to kill me, not a crime of war".

It's ridiculous, only when people are in a desperate situation will they remember that the world is not in his hands......

Eunuchs are very good at serving people, they can live comfortably in Yun Zheng without even moving, and now Yun Zheng is recalling how those eunuchs changed their clothes and sheets and quilts in an instant, and the most commendable thing is that the temperature of the new quilt is almost no different from the quilt that has just been removed from him......

Then Yun Zheng went crazy, stretched out a foot from the quilt and kicked hard at the bastard who came over with the quilt, who wants to use someone else's body to cover the hot quilt, the most unbearable thing for Yun Zheng is that the guy who warms the quilt is still a eunuch.

After kicking twice, he felt bored, but the eunuch not only didn't dodge, but also adjusted his body to make it easier for Yun Zheng to kick up.

"It's good to change my quilt to a new one in the future, don't warm the quilt for me, it's Mayday, you want to heat me to death, don't you?"

After beating someone, Yun Zheng still felt a little guilty, and this feeling is rare in Yun Zheng.

Guilt is far less powerful than a silver ingot, Lu Qingqing saw the process of her husband's anger at the eunuch, and her eyes rolled a little to understand what was going on, it was nothing more than an attack of cleanliness addiction, giving each of the five little eunuchs a silver ingot of five taels, and the little eunuch who was beaten had no opinion on the matter of being kicked twice just now, and even thought about how to take two more kicks, and he couldn't save five taels of silver in the palace for a year.

For her husband's cleanliness habits, Lu Qingqing is angry and loving, a man's family baths more diligently than his own woman's family, the official family stipulates that there is a small bath on six days, and a big bath on ten days, and the only people who take a bath almost every day are the two brothers of the Yun family.

Yun Er, like his brother, doesn't care what to wear, the only requirement is to be clean, of course, the Yun family has a natural noble mouth, this is no way, the food can not be luxurious, but it must be delicious, Lu Qingqing has already asked bacon, even when the two brothers are the most poor, what they eat needs to be cooked carefully. also slapped Yun Zheng and said to Lu Qingqing that she had slapped her baked tofu, such a delicious baked tofu, just because he disliked the dirty boss, the whole family was not allowed to touch it......

Not only that, Lu Qingqing also heard that someone gave his concubine to Yun Zheng, so her husband took a look at it and immediately fled, saying that he disliked the smell of others......

Yun Er's big rich and noble son should have been the most interested in women when he was the most interested, there were many flashy prodigal sons of twelve or thirteen years old in Tokyo City, I heard that he and Su Shi and Su Zhe went to the Qinglou once, and now, Su Shi, who is a little older, also secretly went with the fox friends of the Guozijian, and also had rumors with a woman named Ruizhu, but his second master only likes bacon, in Lu Qingqing's heart, the only benefit of bacon is clean, take a bath every day, and the same as himself and Ge Qiuyan......

The biggest reason why Lu Qingqing focused on the habits of her husband and brother-in-law was that the emperor's habits were unexpectedly opened in broad daylight. Now that it is in an uproar, the excitement will reach the point that thousands of people are referring to.

After the heavy rain ended, the city of Tokyo began to celebrate the May Festival, rowing dragon boats, eating zongzi This is a custom since ancient times, because her husband was sick, Lu Qingqing specially prepared on the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, Baisuo, mugwort, silver-like drums. Fancy fan. Fragrant candy seeds, zongzi, white dough, perilla. Calamus. Papaya...... Among them, perilla, papaya, and calamus are all cut into thin shreds. Stir together benzoin, cloves, and agarwood, and pack them in a plum-red box.

The next day, he put these things at the door of his house, and offered them to the gods with zongzi, five-color water balls, tea and wine, praying that the gods could let his husband heal as soon as possible and ensure the peace of the whole family.

The Great Song Dynasty people like to join in the fun, so the May Festival is no exception, all kinds of juggling and cornering, horse racing, lively and lively in the big square outside the Xuanwu Gate began to perform, there are some special craftsmen in the square to set up two high poles, there are people dressed as ghosts and gods step on the knife ladder to climb to the top and spit fireworks, very scary.

These days are days of joy with the people, so the emperor also appeared on the high platform to celebrate the festival with the people, and when he saw good things, there would be eunuchs coming over and letting them perform for the emperor on the high platform.

Arriving at the corner, Hu Xuan'er is just that, but this year's sumo wrestling between Hei Sanniang and Mrs. Bai Yu is the best, the two women are dressed in short clothes, and the fierce fight on the high platform makes Zhao Zhen happy.

During the Shangyuan Festival, because he was greedy for women's naked plays, he was actually put on a book by Sima Jun called "On the Sumo of Shangyuan Ling", and he had to return in a huff, and the women of the Great Song Dynasty had no way to take off their clothes and play with each other.

Who would have thought that the emperor drank a few more glasses, and when he saw the beautiful performance of the two female biaos, he actually said that there was always a feeling of itching through the boots when he was wearing clothes.

It's very close, and others don't dare to talk more when Zhao Zhen speaks, so when Hei Sanniang and Mrs. Bai Yu heard this, where would they insist on wearing clothes, and they stripped themselves naked in broad daylight......

When the emperor felt that it was enjoyable, the people under the high stage also enjoyed it for a while, and then, and then things got bigger......

Yun Zheng sat in the room and drove the eunuch away to listen to his wife tell him about it, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded, saying that the emperor's hobbies are more perverted, and he can't be perverted to such a point, if he likes it, he can watch it quietly in the palace, how can he be exposed to broad daylight.

"I'm afraid Sima Junshi is crazy, right?" Yun Zheng touched his face that he hadn't shaved for several days, and felt that his beard was tied up.

Lu Qingqing pouted and said, "Indecent!" After Sima Junshi heard about this, he resolutely wanted to resign, and the most hateful thing is that there were many good people who painted the scene at that time, and made it into prints, with corresponding text prints all over the world. Then the hundred officials wrote to the emperor to stop the naked play of women, and I heard that the king of Zongzheng Temple even moved out of the ancestral system to ask the emperor to go to the New Year's Hall to confess his mistakes to the ancestors, in short, it was a mess outside. ”

Yun Zheng pinched his fingers and said suspiciously: "I have been sick for a total of three days, who do you say can make a print of the emperor watching a naked play?" It's not going to take a day or two. ”

Lu Qingqing slapped his hands with "ha" and said: "Husband, you don't know, you are not the only capable person in this world, there is a person named Bi Sheng, he can actually engrave words on the cement, use the cement to make a blank with the same specifications, and engrave the reverse character at one end, the height of the protrusion of the character is like the thickness of the edge of the copper coin, and it is hardened with fire to become a single cement movable type. In order to meet the needs of typesetting, there are several or even dozens of commonly used words in order to be used when repeated in the same edition. If you encounter an uncommon word, if you are not prepared in advance, you can use it as you go.

In order to make it easier to pick up the characters, he sorted the clay movable type according to the rhyme and put it in a wooden lattice, and pasted a strip of paper to mark it. When typesetting, a framed iron plate is used as the bottom support, and a layer of agent made of pine resin, wax and paper ash is coated on top, and then the required cement movable type is picked out and arranged into the frame one by one. Fill a frame to become a version, and then bake it with fire, wait for the agent to melt slightly, use a flat plate to flatten the literally, and after the medicine cools and solidifies, it becomes a version. When printing, as long as the ink is brushed on the plate, covered with paper, and a certain amount of pressure is added. In order to be able to print continuously, two iron plates are used, one version is brushed, the other is typeset, and the two plates are used alternately. After printing, the medicine is roasted with fire, and the movable type can fall off from the iron plate with a gentle shake of the hand, and then put it back into the original wooden grid according to the rhyme, so as to be used again next time, which is convenient! It's much better than carving wooden boards, so it can spread the emperor's scandals everywhere. ”

Yun Zheng stared at Lu Qingqing for a long time without making a sound, and saw that his wife was a little embarrassed, so he asked, "How is Bi Sheng?" ”

Lu Qingqing waved his handkerchief and said: "I have already been imprisoned, I guess I can't save my head after doing this, I heard that the sound of His Majesty's roar can be heard outside the palace." ”

"How do you know so much about other people's methods? Could it be that you used what means? ”

"No, Bi Sheng printed this movable type printing technique on paper before he entered the cell, and it was spread everywhere, and it was distributed together with the pictures of His Majesty's naked play, and it was difficult for Tokyo people to think about it."

Yun Zheng stood up and solemnly bowed in the direction of the Kaifeng Mansion Prison, and then said to Lu Qingqing: "This is a saint who can be compared to Kong Qiu, prepare court clothes for me tomorrow morning, and I will go to congratulate His Majesty!" (To be continued......)

PS: Chapter 1