The people of Blue Moon Landscape are desperately looking for Jia Fang, so where is Jia Fang?

Toilet.

Jia Fang stepped out of the cubicle, looking left and right.

This thing looks a bit like a god-bitter, but how do you feel that it looks quite watery, and your hair is still permed?

At this time, the face plate on the right was slightly larger and rushed towards Jia Fang, and with a wave of his hand, countless fireballs retreated. Although the axe was knocked more than ten meters away and covered in wounds, the wounds healed quickly and stood up again in an instant.

"Looking at this physical fitness, there is no doubt that it is indeed a god bite. But how does it look so ...... Especially the one on the left, if you just look at the face shape and facial features, it's pretty beautiful. ”

As soon as he said this, he suddenly felt that the god rodent on the left, that is, the iron hammer, was slightly stunned, and his face became a little shy.

Jia Fang: "??? ”

Rodents aren't humans, so it's normal for them to have a slightly different aesthetic from humans, right?

The hammer girl who was praised by Jia Fang's beautiful just now is very ugly in their aesthetics. And her best friend, Axe, has a big and strong face, full of muscles, and no neck, and is one of the most beautiful women in the class, even in the grade, and even in the school.

This is also very in line with the criteria of girlfriends who are ugly and beautiful in film and television works.

The students in the school are at the age of 'wanting to engage in the object but not letting it', and they are covered up by their best friend's beauty all the year round, and they have not spoken to the male much when they see their best friend being sought after by the males. And today, a woman whose whole body is full of mystery says to herself, "Dol Pepper-chan, you are so beautiful, will you marry me?" "(There is an ingredient in it), she can't control it at all.

We must explain here that the rodents in this school cannot speak human language, but they can understand it, and their language classes are mainly used to teach human language.

Seeing that the state of the hammer was not quite right, the axe hurriedly shouted: "Don't be bewitched by humans, Hammer!" Stick to yourself, stick to your heart, hammer!! ”

But as if he had made up his mind, the hammer cried back, "Why! Why do you always have to get in my way! The males I like have been snatched away by you! ”

Axe: "I...... I'm not...... I didn't have ......"

Jia Fang suddenly felt that he was a little redundant, and took two steps back to stay in the cubicle for a while, but he didn't expect that at this time, Iron Hammer stood up, pointed at him and shouted, "Did you hear that?" That's it! She said she was going to marry me! Even if she's a woman, I'd do! ”

The axe was shocked at that time, and looked at Jia Fang with a surprised face: "She...... Did she say it? ”

Iron Hammer also looked at Jia Fang, his face full of determination: "Said!" ”

Jia Fang was about to retreat into the compartment at this time, when he suddenly found that the two god biters were looking at him, and he was embarrassed to retreat, so he had to nod and smile at the two of them awkwardly......

Nodding and smiling...... Nod......

The axe was so startled that he took several steps back: "You...... You! You're going to make her happy......" and ran out of the toilet crying......

Jia Fangxin said: Is this making me cry?

The audience who used Jia Fang's perspective to do OB was shocked, how can such a brave monster be the same as a love triangle in your hands?

Yourong was already so surprised that he didn't notice that the coconut water was drinking it, and it was always there, and the straw made a gurgling sound for a long time'.

Happy nodded thoughtfully and began to look forward to something.

And the pectoral muscles have already taken out the small book they carry with them and started recording.

……

At this time, the third floor of the teaching building was in the principal's room.

In the middle of the leather-backed seat sat an old rodent man, this old man in a suit and leather shoes, and a generous demeanor, but not the headmaster, the one standing next to him was. The principal is a bit middle-aged, full of flattery, quiet and enthusiastic to accompany the old man.

Someone asked, this god bite, his eyes and mouth are sewn up, and he can actually be full of flattery?

Of course, if you don't believe it, you first put the flattery on your face, and then close your eyes, and then this becomes the rodent version of the flattery.

Principal: "Chairman, I don't know why just now, but there are suddenly a lot more people in our school. ”

Chairman: "Hmm. ”

Headmaster: "I've sent someone to the lecture hall, and I'm sure we'll be able to arrest or kill these humans soon." And the toilet side ......."

Chairman: "Wait...... Principal Li, would you like to explain to me why there is surveillance in the women's restroom? ”

Principal: "It's not ...... you asked for last year"

Chairman: "Bastard! What are you doing with these things, what's wrong with the toilet! ”

Headmaster: "Hey, okay, okay, I'll continue." The high school students in our school have always had a hard time controlling their instincts, and you can see that over there is a ladder classroom, and as the battle time increases, there are more and more wild students.

But look at the women's restroom. Instead of arousing the Hammer's wildness, the woman made him more and more shy. ”

Chairman: "Hmm...... What do you mean? ”

Headmaster: "It's been hundreds of years since we godrodens entered civilization, and we can't control our wildness, and when we see humans or gods...... Of course, the cooking is fine, but if it is alive, most of the same kind will go berserk after less than two minutes.

I think the reason for this phenomenon is the lack of love! Lack of love for humans and gods! And the reason for the lack of love is the long-standing fear of human beings towards us! Chairman, think about it, when you have a pet, if it is very clingy, you will think that the pet is very cute, but if it sees you and runs, if you hug it, it wants to bite you, does it feel like you want to strangle it? ”

The chairman looked at the principal deeply: "I have a feeling that I want to strangle you to death......

Principal: "This human race is one in a million, chairman!" She is the key ingredient in eliminating the wildness of our god rodent race, Chairman! ”

The chairman was helpless: "Then what do you want to do?" ”

The principal's eyes were full of fearlessness and sacrifice: "I intend to ...... Talk to her in person! ”

……

At this time, the hammer had already reconciled with the axe, and was chatting with Jia Fang with the small book that the axe had just sent.

Hammer: I like you too.

Jia Fang: "......"

Hammer: Why don't you speak?

Jia Fang: "......"

Hammer: You're so shy, you're so cute.

Jia Fang: "Fireball ......"

Just a moment before Jia Fang said the word 'Shu', another person came in at the door of the toilet, who was the principal of this school. Whether subjectively or objectively, his behavior has brought a lot of help to the symbiosis between rodents and humans...... Although 'subjective' and 'objective' are not uniform.

He also had a notebook in his hand, which read: Human, I want to communicate with you! ^o^

Yes, he drew a '^o^' at the end, but the eye on the left was a little too small, and the eye on the right was drawn with a pen and circle, and at first glance it looked like a '♂'.

Jia Fang was shocked, are the god rodents in this game all of this flavor?

It's not ethical, everyone!

Jia Fang's perspective OB has tripled, and the proportion of female players watching is unprecedented......