I was escorted by the guard squad to the farthest toilet shift.

It's not even a few miles away! People say that the royal prison was made by the Holy Land, and the Holy Land is really powerful!

This royal prison is a little strange, the walls are crooked, the roof is also crooked, all of them are black and rumbling, there is only a torch dozens of meters away, and the light and darkness are uncertain.

It's so hot and humid inside the prison that you don't have to wear clothes in winter, but you don't have any problems breathing.

The prison was orderly, and all the way was full of guards from the guard squad, who stood in the center, holding shackles in their hands as weapons.

Any other person can only walk with a hunched over the wall.

The prisons of the various classes lined the road, and by the faint light of the fire, I could see that:

Physical examination class

Dismantling class

Transport class

Enrollment class

Counting classes

Barber classes

Scrubbing class

Water squad

Marking class

Sweeping class

Fishing class

Laundry shifts

Register for a number of classes

Fortify the class

Assign classes

……

And so on a dozen classes, and the last one is a toilet class.

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In fact, there are more than a dozen toilet classes. I was escorted into one of them with "Toilet Class 12" written in red letters. The red letters were a little mottled, and they looked like they were written in blood.

The guard shouted, "The squad leader of class 12 is here to pick people up!" ”

As soon as I entered, I stepped on something and almost tripped over.

It stinks inside, and it's darker, and it takes a long time for the eyes to get used to it.

This is a large room of hundreds of square meters, the innermost part of the room is a row of stacked wooden toilets, on the left is a dozen squatting pits, on the right is a dozen beds, some people are standing or sitting.

A man walked over. This man is thirty or forty years old, and he has a bearded face. He asked me, "What's your name?" ”

I hurriedly said, "Chen Ju." ”

He said, "Not your name on it!" It's the name below! Numeric names! ”

I hastened to say, "14721." ”

He said, "Another 14721? Haha, four people in a month! ”

I said, "You're the squad leader?" ”

He kicked the dead man below: "I'm the deputy squad leader!" He's the squad leader, but he just died this morning! Therefore, I am now the class leader, although the official appointment of the boss has not yet come down. ”

I was about to ask who the boss was, and he said to me, "I'm 14788." ”

He looked at my wounds all over my body and said, "You're bleeding all over!" Hurry up and stop the bleeding! ”

He pulled the feces out of the toilet and was about to touch me!

I quickly dodged: "What are you doing?" ”

Him: "Stop the bleeding for you." This stops bleeding quickly. Dung is water-based, injuries are fire-based, water overcomes fire, you are getting better. And this is fermented dung, which cures all diseases. ”

, I finally know why the toilet crew died so quickly! This reminds me of the royal families of the Qing Dynasty who were born and always had to eat "Longevity Pill", but unfortunately the "Longevity Pill" was a highly poisonous pill......

Me: "It's going to be contagious!" ”

Him: "What is 'infection'? ”

Me: "The wound festered, then the fever and finally died!" That's the infection, and putting feces on the wound is the infection. ”

Him: "You know how to heal?" ”

Me: "Let's get a little bit of it." ”

Him: "Those who know medical skills should go to the doctor's class on the second floor, why did you come here?" But it's good that we junior classes can't see doctors. I'll help us see, they're all sick, dying every day. ”

I looked at the sick toilet class members.

14788 said: "The prison implements distribution according to work, and if you don't work, you don't have anything to eat." We hadn't gone out to clean the toilet for days, so we hadn't eaten for days. ”

When I touched them, they all had a fever. But on such a hot day, they were all wrapped in thick quilts!

I was furious: "This is going to burn to death, why are you still wrapped in a quilt?" Hurry up and cool down! If you don't cool down, you will be burned if you don't get sick or die! ”

14788 said, "But they say they're cold." ”

Me: "That's the feeling!" It feels unreliable! Hurry up and get the covers out of the way! ”

A few people who were not sick pulled their quilts apart, and the wounds were wrapped in dung!

I was furious: "! This is suicide! Rinse off with cool water! ”

Several people frowned and said, "Cold water is supplied every two days, one bucket per person, it was just delivered yesterday, and it won't arrive until tomorrow night." ”

14788 said, "I'm going to beg the guards." ”

14788 knelt at the door and said to the guard on duty at the door, "Big brother is good!" We have some cold water here, so let's help. ”

The guard said disdainfully: "What would it be like if each of the thousands of people wanted cold water?" ”

14788 said, "We're going to rinse, and if you don't give it, these people will die." ”

The guard said, "What does it matter to me that you die?" ”

I stepped forward and said, "If we die, you have to carry the dead body out." You're going to have to bring the new people here. We're dead, and the corpses will make you sick. And we are dead, who will clean up your dung? ”

The guard thought for a moment and shouted, "Come over here and give them some water." ”

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After a while, several people came over with several buckets of water. Luckily, the water was cool and clear – I don't know where it came from.

A dozen people on the beds were unwrapped and cleaned. They all said, "I'm going to freeze to death, so put a blanket on me!" ”

I touched their hot foreheads and sprinkled water on them as I said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about it!" I can only help you get here, leave it to your fate. ”

They were tenacious enough - of course, the untenacious would have died long ago - three of a dozen people died, and the rest were alive and kicking in a day.

A full-capacity toilet class was supposed to be thirty people, but because there were so many deaths, there were more than a dozen people in each of the dozen classes, and people died every day.

I asked 14788 what was going on, why he had to wipe feces when he was injured, and why he had to cover his quilt when he had a fever.

He said, "It's always been like this! I used to work as an errand boy in Gyeonggi, Chang'an, and the Imperial Palace, and people did that. People say that dung is a panacea, and I see that dung heals people every time, and I see it with my own eyes! ”

I quickly figured out that this was another paradox, like countless paradoxes in the world.

People use feces to heal diseases, and the dead will not say that you are cured, because the dead cannot speak; And those who are "cured" will say that you are cured, so this "method of killing" has become a "method of saving people".

The solution to this paradox lies in the inheritance of human knowledge, the spirit of skepticism, the repeated experimentation of human beings, the right of human choice, and the free will of human beings.

After this incident, our 12th class turned out to be a full class, and not a single person died for a long time, and we worked a lot, ate a lot, and everyone became stronger.

14788 was supposed to be the squad leader, but he always listened to me, so I became the actual squad leader.

The toilet shift next to it brings in new people every day and carries out the corpses every day.

I wanted to tell them not to use dung for treatment.

14788 stopped me and said, "Brother, I know you're a good person, but you can't say it!" We have just enough to eat now, and if a dozen classes are full, we won't be able to eat enough! ”

I sighed and gave up.

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I've been messing around for more than six years, and I've even killed the emperor, and now I'm doing my old job!

Ay! Do a line of love, I quickly tidy up the toilet shift.

I also set a lot of rules, and these rules are not allowed to change at all. For example, how to mop the floor, how to wipe the toilet, how to wipe the table, their procedures and processes are not allowed to change at all; I also taught them how to flush feces with minimal water, how to dispose of toilets, how to dispose of solids, liquids, gases, how to cover the squat pit with a lid, and so on.

When I first arrived, the whole room was full of stench—even ignitable methane, and now, although it smells, it's much better than before.

So our toilet class was praised and given more food – broth.

When I was divided into food for the first time, I thought it was moldy steamed buns or something, but it turned out that the meal distribution class brought me a big bowl of broth!

Although the meat was small, hot, sour, and salty, I devoured it anyway.

Everyone also finished eating it in one go.

After a while, the scrubbing class came to collect the dishes, then the sweeping class came to clean, and the barber class came to get a haircut, the sewing class came to sew, the cleaning class came to clean up the garbage, then the washing time and the poop time, and finally we toilet shifts took away the toilets of each class.

The people who reported for the number class shouted: It is now 8 o'clock in the evening of March 2 in the second year of the Han Dynasty, and there is two hours of free time!

The door of the "pop" basement is opened, and people can move around in a limited area, quarrel, fight, all at will.

I even feel more comfortable than prison.

The meat was a little stuffy, and I was clasping the shredded meat, and suddenly a terrible thought came to me: Damn, we're 1,000 meters underground! Where does the meat come from? How is it cooked? Where does the salt come from? Where does the firewood come from? Where does the air come from?

I asked them, and they said, "It's rat meat!" It's disgusting, but it's better than starving! These are all cooked in the rice cooking class! They are much more advanced than us, one level higher than the guard class and the management class. Are they on the second layer, or the third layer? Who knows. ”

Me: "Where did the meat come from?" ”

Them: "The hunting class hunts and the people of the second or third layer below do it." ”

Me: "! This is 1000 meters down, there is no sunlight, no plants, nothing, where do the rats come from? Where does the oil come from? Where did all this wood come from? How do they cook it? Where did the pot come from? I don't believe it's throwing these things down there! ”

They: "Hey! You're so eventful! Eat when you can, and sleep when you're full. Those are all in charge of the superior people, we are all toilet class people, the lowest people, what do you care about! ”

I thought of something, and there was a flurry of retching.