Chapter 3: Her Royal Highness the Princess
Guan Yu suddenly found that there was such a big girl in this world, because this girl was really asleep, and even drooled, no matter how Guan Yu shouted, the girl just wouldn't wake up.
Guan Yu's head is big, it's not cold to sit on the ground, and you're not wearing clothes, what's the matter.
"Wake up, I can let you sleep in my house for the night, but you have to go to bed, wake up. Guan Yu said again.
But people are sleeping soundly......
Guan Yu was completely blindsided, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
He stood there for more than half an hour, and he didn't wake up the sleeping girl, he really had half an hour, no matter how much he shouted, people just wouldn't wake up.
Half an hour later, Guan Yu closed his eyes, and then touched and touched the girl's body.
It's soft, it's soft, it's fragrant, it's light......
She was really asleep, not fake sleep, when Guan Yu picked her up, her hands were drooping, but ...... This close-up ...... This silky and soft feeling also made Guan Yu only feel hot in his nose.
He secretly recited Amitabha, quickly put the girl on his mother's bed, and covered it with a quilt.
Bleeding, blood came out of his nose, Guan Yu ran into the bathroom to wash his face in embarrassment.
At the same time, he wondered, this girl jumped in through the window, or she wouldn't have woes, but why didn't she have her clothes on.
"It's about the same age as myself, it's so good-looking, it would be nice if you could live with me in my house, and it's comfortable to look at every day, that's the day of the gods." Guan Yu looked in the mirror and smirked.
But at this moment, he also suddenly saw a black smart stone placed next to the wash basin.
He picked up the stone again and said curiously, "Hello, are you a smart chip?" Guan Yu was a little nervous, because he wasn't sure if this was a smart chip, but what he said just now was successful in recognizing the owner, successful fingerprints and the like, he could hear it clearly, it should be an intelligent thing.
"Hello master, it's a pleasure to serve you, but you wait a minute, you have just finished repairing yourself, and you still need to analyze the data of your planet, you wait a minute!" The voice really came into his mind again, and it was not pure intelligence, it seemed to carry a trace of emotion and ...... and wisdom and thinking!
Guan Yu jumped up all of a sudden, he had always wanted to have his own smart chip, but it was too expensive, he couldn't afford it, and now, it seems to have it, and it's a more advanced thing!
Could it be an alien civilization?
He didn't rush to ask, the intelligent program was overhauling itself, and he also needed to calm down, this ...... This one was so unexpected.
However, less than half a minute later, the voice sounded again: "Okay master, I've finished analyzing." ”
"What are you?" asked Critical anxiously.
"Back to the master, I am the Royal One spaceship created by the Black Dragon Empire, the most powerful empire of the Orion constellation, in the understanding of you earthlings, it is a UFO, a flying saucer, and alien technology!"
"Are you a UFO?" Guan Yu thought it was a smart chip, but he never expected that this little pebble turned out to be a UFO?
"Yes, I am the most advanced technology of the Black Dragon Empire, and I am an epoch-making product, named Royal One. ”
"Okay, okay, I know you're royal number one, so why did you come to our earth? Why do you think I'm the master?" Guan Yu was a little unhappy, it's actually not bad if it's a UFO, but you're so young and boring, what do you want you to do?
"Black Dragon Empire...... Nope. The intelligent voice said sadly: "No matter how powerful the civilization is, it will not be eternal, there will be a time when it will die, before the empire is destroyed, it can only throw the most powerful, highest, and most advanced royal number one of the empire out of the Orion constellation, as for recognizing you as the master, your mother was pregnant with you in the year she was pregnant, I secretly genetically modified you, so your physique, your bloodline, and my Black Dragon Empire bloodline are eighty-six percent similar, and you need my help now, and we also need your help now." ”
"Wait, wait, what do you mean?" Guan Yu's eyes widened suddenly, the year his mother was pregnant with him, this alien guy did something to him?
"Don't get me wrong, I just made up for and repaired the defects in your genes, rearranged the genetic order, and didn't change your bloodline inheritance, your parents are still your parents, and you are still earthling, there is no doubt about this!"
"Fart, make up for my genetic defects?rearrange my genetic order?" Guan Yu trembled with anger, because in the past forty years, the aura on the earth has recovered, so many countries have set up special cultivation academies, and those newborn children will undergo genetic and qualification testing, and those who pass will be able to enter those cultivation schools, and those who come out of those schools have become high-end talents in this world, and they are all big shots.
Unfortunately, Guan Yu was tested six or seven times before and after, but none of them were qualified, that is to say, he could not practice, could not absorb aura, and could not tap his own potential, so he could only be an ordinary person for the rest of his life.
And now, the alien ghost of the dog-day actually told himself that he did it, so he felt the urge to smash it.
Also, is it because of his own genes that his father has wanted to kill him several times?
But wait...... What did he just say? He said that he could help himself, and they needed his own help? Who are they?
"Who are you talking about?" Guan Yu asked with anger in his endurance.
"Your anger is rising, you're on the verge of losing your mind, but I have good news for you. The intelligent spaceship didn't wait for Guan Yu to answer before continuing: "Actually, you are the most suitable genius for cultivation, because your genes have been rearranged and repaired, and the reason why you are recognized as unqualified is because their genetic testing technology is too backward, and congratulations, you are not only suitable for cultivation, but also a thousand miles in a day." ”
This intelligent voice was very cunning and knew what Guan Yu cared about the most, so it was diverting Guan Yu's attention.
"Really?" Guan Yu really got hit.
"I don't deceive my master. The intelligent voice replied dryly.
Guan Yu took two deep breaths, forcing himself to calm down first, tonight was too weird, he had to take care of it first.
But after a long time, he didn't figure it out, girls, UFOs, and intelligent voices, which he couldn't understand.
"That...... What's your name?" Guan Yu suddenly spoke again, this UFO is not a purely intelligent robot, or rather, he has too much technology in today's world, so this little thing is definitely not simple, maybe it can be used.
"I don't have a name yet, please give me a name!"
Guan Yu thought for a while: "Just call it No. 1, aren't you the royal No. 1?
"And what gender do you want me to be?"
"Can you still change gender?" Guan Yu opened his mouth, and then said excitedly: "It's better to be a woman, it's good to listen to!"
"Okay, Number One is for you. The soft female voice sounded, and it made people's hearts numb to listen to it.
"Yes, just this voice, No. 1, you said you just now, do you still have companions?" Guan Yu asked again.
"Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Empire has been in the ship...... We ......"
"What? And the princess?" Guan Yu's eyes widened without waiting for No. 1 to finish, and he spread the buttons on the palm of his hand: "Your princess is an ant, right?
"Please master, don't insult the only inheritor of the Black Dragon Empire, how can the princess be commensurate with an ant? Have you forgotten that Royal No. 1 is the most advanced technological civilization in the empire? The No. 1 body structure is the most expensive and rare space magnet in the starry sky, and it has been forged by five-dimensional space technology, so No. 1 can change in size, but now it is only the smallest state, and when it becomes larger, it is equivalent to the size of two football fields here!"
"Huh?" Guan Yu was shocked, this is a UFO that can change size, and this time he has made a lot of money.
"That...... That one...... Where's your princess?