Section 26 Xiao Wu's newlywed
The old farmer was the most kind, smiling and shouting at the ox cart to leave from the road, and the Taoist priest walked the most peculiarly, he turned over to the roof and walked.
Only the monk was still chewing the bones of the roast goose, Xiao Wu found that the roast goose that the monk ate did not have any bones left, the monk finished eating, recited a scripture, stood up and asked Xiao Wu in a strange tone: "Where is the Peacock Ming King?" ”
Xiao Wu shook her head and said she didn't know, she really didn't know that the person had been carried to the wine shop by Liu Jinbao and burned to ashes in the stove, and she thought she didn't know anything about it.
"The Bright Plate was broken in half, and I found half of it, and told me, where is the other half of the Bright Plate? The old monk went to fetch it himself. The monk said this sentence with confidence, and he didn't know what he relied on to shout here.
Li Gang glanced at Shan Ying, saw that he lowered his head and didn't speak, and was pushed out of the room by Xiao Wu with a sigh, and before the door was closed, there was a sound of fists and feet breaking the wind inside. "Today is a day of great joy, alas, an auspicious day has been completely ruined." Li Gang patted Xiao Wu's hand, very regretful. "Grandpa, what does it matter, Xiao Wu is wearing a red dress today, a little blood Xiao Wu's wedding will be more auspicious, the matter of the bright plate Master told me, saying that it was a holy relic of Zoroastrianism, and was cut into two by the master with a knife, this is an undying hatred, since this monk mentioned the past today, then don't think about getting out alive, you say, Uncle Shan Ying and the God King of Han Zhe can beat that and the monk?"
Li Gang thought for a while and said: "If there is anyone in this world who can climb the limit of martial arts, in his opinion, there are no more than two, one is tongueless, and the other is a single eagle, cold rut." Hee Tong can't do it. So you don't have to worry about Shan Ying, be your bride well, you see, Xiaojie's carriage has already come......"
Lao Zhao, the second housekeeper, took over from Xiao Wu to push Li Gang's car, and said to Xiao Wu: "Little lady, don't worry, the people from the wine shop are here." Will deal with these things, the old slave has not congratulated the little lady, this is the old slave's daughter embroidered a brocade, the craftsmanship is rough, the little lady should not dislike it. “
Xiao Wu took the Jin Pa and thanked Lao Zhao, and saw several old people in the wine shop pushing a car towards the small courtyard.
The retainer Lao Tan arrived at the door of the small courtyard, asked others to wait, and entered the courtyard with a knife, only to see that his uncle was sitting on the grinding plate with the guests and drinking, and there was a person hanging on the wooden shelf used to kill pigs next to him. The man was not dead, his chest was still rising and falling slightly, and with an occasional cough, black blood clots were spit out of his mouth, and the lobes of his lungs had been shattered, and the man was dead. "Ask if you have any accomplices, and then put it in the stove and burn it." Shan Ying glanced at Lao Tan and ordered to continue drinking with Han Zhe.
Di Renjie is in good spirits today. Riding on the horse, looking left and right is very proud, today is a good day for me to get married. couldn't stand his mother's pleading, so he smeared with fat powder, white face and red mouth, and there were still people on the side of the road who praised him for his good talent.
After waiting at the door for a long time and not opening the door, Shen Gonghai beside him opened his throat and began to recite poems, he wore leather armor under his coat today. Today's concubine is not easy to do, especially the women of the Yun family, who have always had a bad reputation.
Before Shen Gonghai could bribe Menzi, the door opened, and it was full of women in costumes. His scalp immediately began to tingle, and the women here had no interest in the silver money seals they had prepared, and they knew that they were in danger today.
This is a vice, the groom may not be beaten, mainly for the sake of the bride, symbolic two beatings are considered to pass, but the prime minister is purely to be beaten, the relationship is not in place, and he will not do this errand if he is killed.
Di Renjie rushed into the door of the mansion to find his wife, he didn't find that Pang Ji'er was holding a small flower stick and was smiling at him, at this time, he didn't care about other women, and he was hit a few times lightly or heavily, although there were a few things like spikes, Di Renjie didn't care, thinking that this was a new trick that these women came up with.
Shen Gonghai found an iron helmet and rushed in with a button on his head, the sticks rained down, and many of them clanged on the iron helmet, and he didn't know that the woman made a trip for himself, and after he fell, those sticks hit his buttocks firmly, and the leather armor couldn't protect his buttocks.
Pang Qi'er took advantage of Di Renjie's visit to Xin Yue and Cheng Chumo and quietly went up to Xiao Wu's embroidery building, sat on the stool at the door and watched those brides dress up Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu glanced at Pang Qi'er, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth.
He is always the winner, when he was in the academy, Pang Ji'er was not an ordinary concern for Xiaojie, it was useless, Xiaojie still liked himself, the master was right, he could only marry Xiaojie. "Key'er, you're here too, my sister is going to get married today, it's hard to say, I don't know if my sister has a sweetheart?" "No, you snatched all the good men, I don't want to pick the leftovers."
Xiao Wu's smile was even stronger, and he kindly persuaded Pang Qi'er: "That's not good, women always have to go through this experience, good men abound in the academy, why should you suffer yourself." ”
"My sister gave my sister a big gift, I hope my sister likes it."
Xiao Wu, who was dressed up, pushed away the bride who opened her face, took Pang Qi'er's hand and said reluctantly: "You are going to go to the snow field to preach, you are weak, take care of yourself, this is my old man, you wear it, you can resist the wind and cold." ”
As he spoke, he took a white fox fur from the hanger next to him and draped it on Pang Key'er's body, with deep affection.
Pang Jiao'er thanked Xiao Wu with a smile, and when he got out of the embroidery building, he threw the sword to the maid and said that it was a reward for her, his face was iron-blue, he grabbed the railing and finally took a breath, and said viciously: "My gift is to let you have an unforgettable wedding night!" ”
Xin Yue came to see Xiao Wu with a mouth full of wine, which should have been the right of a mother, but Xiao Wu's mother is already a concubine, Xiao Wu wants to not lose his identity in the future, and at this time it can only be Xin Yue who comes to see the makeup.
After checking herself up and down, Xin Yue smiled like a flower, holding Xiao Wu and giggling, as if Xiao Wu was really her daughter.
"It should have been your mother who came up, but she didn't want to come up, begging me to come up and show you makeup, you have to know your mother's hard work, don't complain, but it doesn't matter, you were at home when you were nine years old, I grew up under the watch, and there is nothing wrong with me replacing your mother."
Xiao Wu sobbed twice in Xin Yue's arms to express his gratitude, meaning that he was unwilling to marry, Xin Yue naturally admonished with righteous words, and put a spring palace into Xiao Wu's quilt, and after a while, the quilt would be sent to the cave room as part of the dowry.
Xiao Wu's dowry is naturally very pompous, not bad at all compared to that of Xiao Wu, Xiao Ya seems to be proud to say to Xiao Wu that there is not as much as her dowry in the future, not only Xin Yue's face is black, Xiao Wu also wants to block Xiao Ya's mouth.
Fortunately, the wedding was very smooth, and the ceremonial officer sent by Li Chengqian personally presided over the ceremony, and Xiao Wu was happily put on the carriage by Yun Shou, for Yun Shou, Xiao Wu's marriage was too happy. So I worked very hard.
Xiao Wu leaned on Yun Shou's back and whispered to his ear: "Little fat man, don't be complacent, my embroidery master promised to keep it for me, and the master's study is still for me to use, if you are not good to Helan, hehe." ”
Yun Shou wanted to ask why you are still at home when you are married, but Xiao Wu didn't give Yun Shou a chance, and the carriage curtain hung down, so that Yun Shou couldn't say anything early.
Back at Di's house, the street drums have sounded, and the guests of Di's house have left one after another.
Dickenson's smile had not disappeared from his face all day, and his wife had the same expression, and the two younger brothers were also changed into new clothes to welcome the arrival of their sister-in-law.
Watching a pair of beautiful people saluting and offering tea to themselves, Di Zhixon raised his face and admonished two sentences, and began to laugh and boast to his colleagues, the fairy-like daughter-in-law is not only beautiful, but even the wisdom is top-notch in Chang'an City, the old man is really not dissatisfied, marrying such a daughter-in-law He completely thinks that it is due to the accumulation of virtue by his ancestors.
Entering the new house, Di Renjie always felt that something was wrong with his body, and he looked at Xiao Wu's beautiful and glamorous things sitting under the red candle, and he also recalled that there would be something wrong with his body, even if there was something wrong, it was not something that could be ignored tonight.
Drank a glass of wine, ate raw wontons, and the dried fruits in the flower tent were also scavenged by the bride, and finally waited for the bride to close the door, Xiao Wu immediately took off the wedding robe outside, and removed the jewelry on his head, which was too heavy. Rubbing his sore neck, he was ready to let Di Renjie press his shoulder, which was unbearable.
Seeing Di Renjie lying on the table with his chin propped up, looking at himself without blinking, he couldn't help but be ashamed, sat on the edge of the bed and lowered his head and waited anxiously for his good times to come.
After waiting for a while, Di Renjie still looked dead, Xiao Wu put on a more charming look, hoping to impress this fool, the time of a pillar of incense has passed, why is there still no movement.
Xiao Wu jumped up and walked to Di Renjie's side, and was about to pat him, and it was not this kind of stupid way to be stupid. Halfway through, she found that Di Renjie was not on the right path, he was not stupid, but fainted...... (To be continued......)
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