Chapter 18: The Birth of Heaven (5)

Seeing Ximenqing's thirsty look, Zeng Siqi hurriedly sat down and helped him with his hand, and said: "Brother Ximen, please sit down, I am afraid that I will be foolish in the next place, and it will be difficult to enter the eyes of the Fang family, and I will only increase my laughter."

After Ximen Qing returned to his seat, Zeng Siqi said: "Back then, I lived alone in this deep mountain, without any worries, relying on some skills passed down by my ancestors, but I was not afraid of people and bears coming to annoy. Who knew that one day, in order to avoid the tyranny of Qin, this realm of bears and tigers has also become a second paradise, isn't it sighing? ”

Ximen Qing also sighed and said tentatively: "It turns out that although Brother Zeng's songs have the meaning of being born, he still has a heart to help the world. ”

Zeng Siqi shook his head and said lightly: "How dare you dare to be the heart of the world?" But since I've already taken care of this idle matter, I should take care of it to the end! ”

Ximenqing nodded slowly: "Manly man, it should be like this!" ”

Everyone laughed at each other, just as they felt that their words were speculative, and it was a pity that there was no wine on the table, Zeng Siqi shouted: "Tianjin! I only heard the cook Sun Tianjin agree: "What do you want me to do?" "Copying the knife with one hand and copying the vegetables with the other, pushing open the curtain and leaning into half of the body, the image is very scary.

Zeng Siqi said with a smile: "Tianjin, you go to the back garden under the laurel tree and dig out the jars of Baihua wine that our family soaked a few years ago. Sun Tianjin cheered, retracted his body, only to hear a chaotic clanging sound, and then Sun Erniang's complaining sound of hurried footsteps sounded, and he went far away.

Ximenqing was stunned for a long time, and when he heard Sun Tianjin's footsteps go away, he muttered: "I didn't expect my sister-in-law to stir-fry!" ”

His implication was that looking at Sun Tianjin's impatient appearance, how could he make a good meal? Unexpectedly, Zeng Siqi showed a happy smile on his face, and said leisurely: "My lady, touching fish and catching crabs, frying and frying, eighteen kinds of martial arts in the kitchen, each of them has extraordinary mysteries. In recent years, it has been rare for her to cook in person, and today's dedication will inevitably make the two of them feast and feast. ”

Suddenly, a burst of wine fragrance wafted in, Sun Tianjin brought a few jars of wine and said happily: "With good wine, I will make a drunk goose for you to taste!" Then he took care of himself and grabbed a jar of wine.

Wu Song smelled the intoxicating aroma of the wine, and he was already itchy, so he couldn't help but pour it into the bowl to take a look, but saw that the wine was as delicate as amber in the moonlight, and couldn't help but applaud. At that moment, the four of them carefully pushed the cup and changed the lamp, and drank it slowly.

After three rounds of drinking, Ximen Qing asked: "Brother Zeng, there is good wine, how can there be no strange plan?" Speak out your tricks to add flavor to the wine. ”

Zhang Qing sighed and said: "The days when I first entered the mountain were really unbearable! Every day, there are people in the village who disappear, crying for their fathers, and women crying for their husbands. ”

Zeng Siqi took a sip of wine and sighed: "Although the magic of avoiding people and bears in the next family is effective, it can be used for several people to live in seclusion, and if it is used for hundreds of people's villages, it will be a leak." Therefore, while helping to settle the villagers, he pondered hard and tried his best to come up with a solution. ”

Wu Song raised the bowl and said, "Congratulations to Brother Zeng, this method zuihou has finally been figured out!" ”

Zeng Siqi said gloomily: "It's not my power!" It must be the souls of those who sacrificed in the mouth of the bear, entrusted to me in their dreams, and accomplished this great work through my mouth! With a sigh, he lifted the bowl and dried up.

Zhang Qing explained: "My brother-in-law's trick really comes from a strange origin. At that time, there was no such village, and everyone only lived in a few caves, large and small, and their hardships can be known. That day he settled the villagers, and after a night of patrolling, he fell asleep after the toil, and he did not even know that my eldest sister had quietly put her clothes on him. When they said this, Zhang Qing and Zeng Siqi both showed a smile on their faces that they shared weal and woe and could only be understood for the rest of their lives.

Zhang Qing continued: "At that time, my father-in-law and I were lying next to my brother-in-law to recuperate. I was gritting my teeth when I heard my brother-in-law cry out in a dream: 'I have a plan!' As he spoke, he jumped up with sincerity, and the stone was open, and he couldn't think about it during the day, but he got a clever plan in his dream. ”

Wu Song said angrily: "There are such strange people and strange things in the world, today Wu Er has opened his eyes!" ”

Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Second brother, there are strange stories in this dream, but there are them in the world. When the former sage Su Shi and Su Dongpo were demoted to Dan'er (now Hainan Island), he once got drunk and fell asleep, and dreamed that the sea god summoned him and ordered him to make a poem, so he wrote: "Although heaven and earth are spiritual, the sea is the greatest. When the holy king worshipped, he worshipped the river. Qingrong called a different name, and gathered hundreds of strange ...... in a trance, 'the question of the sea god and the minister and even the concubine all praised, but a small water tribe expressed dissent, saying that Zhu Rong had committed the king's remarks, and Dongpo did not avoid it, so the sea dragon king was furious and expelled Dongpo from the crystal palace, and the dream was also awakened. Later, Dongpo sighed to himself: "I was bullied by turtles everywhere. 'You see, how many things in the world are bad in the hands of those turtles! ”

Zeng Siqi's eyes lit up, and he raised his wine and said: "Brother Ximen is really knowledgeable, worthy of being the reincarnation of Tianxing, I will pay tribute to Brother Ximen for a bowl!" ”

Ximen Qing hurriedly said modestly: "What a profound celestial star, all of them are the light of the glowing fire, compared to Brother Zeng, who is the head of Li Min and Qianqian, and has to work hard in his dreams, are you not ashamed of those big and small turtles in the court court?" ”

Zeng Siqi and Ximen Qingjiu went to the bowl, and the two looked at each other and smiled, which was quite heart-to-heart.

Wu Song asked: "Since Brother Zeng said that he had a strange plan, but I don't know where this strange plan started?" ”

Zeng Siqi smiled: "Without it, the only word 'tame' is just that!" ”

"Tame?" Ximen Qing and Wu Song said in unison.

Zhang Qing said: "Yes! Tame! My brother-in-law once compared the world's corrupt officials with human bears. The root cause of corrupt officials is just 'greed'. greedy for gold and silver, greedy for women, greedy for power...... The world's rare and rare things, its heart is omniscient, so it does not hesitate to scrape the sky three feet high, the ground is close to nine springs, squeezing out the small people's fat, thinking that their own family once enjoyed. This kind of corrupt official has long lost his humanity, and he is inferior to the most ignorant beast, but such a humanoid beast cannot be tamed. ”

Ximen Qing slapped the table and said loudly: "Strong! Picking up the wine bowl, he said to Zeng Siqi: "Brother Zeng said it so happily! Little brother salutes you a bowl! ”

Wu Song next to him was secretly ashamed when he heard it, thinking that he had listened to Song Jiang's brother's words of loyalty to the imperial court, but he was a lackey with the magistrate of Nayanggu County, and sent the people's fat and people's ointment he scavenged to Tokyo to buy officials to use, how could this be done by a hero? Looking back now, the more I think about it, the more ashamed I feel, and before I know it, I am already in a cold sweat.

Taking a sip silently, Wu Song thought secretly: "Brother Song Jiang is naturally a haode, but when it comes to all kinds of righteousness, it seems that my third brother and this great-brother are better. "This is exactly what it is:

Hypocrisy and hypocrisy for more than ten days, imperceptibly a thought. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.