Chapter 34: Pig Teammates

At the end of the season, the students were savoring the delicious ginger soup when they received a notification in the WeChat group on their mobile phones.

At six o'clock in the afternoon, everyone went to the open space on the south side of the mountain to have an open-air barbecue, and then at eight o'clock the bonfire began.

As for the period between now and six o'clock, free and easy.

Looking at the time at the end of the season, there are probably more than two hours left, what should I do? Why don't you go for a stroll next door?

Let's go!

Dangdang!

"Professor Mu is me, the end of the season."

After a few seconds, the door opened.

"What's the matter?"

"I'm afraid you're bored alone, so I thought I'd come over and chat with you."

Bang, the door is shut.

Ji Mo walked back to his room with a stupid face, and then sat on the chair angrily and continued to taste the ginger soup.

At this moment, a WeChat message suddenly came to the mobile phone at the end of the season. At the end of the season, it was a small group of four people in their dormitory, and the name of the group was Hubei Shuaibi Gathering Place, which was raised by Lu Zhiang and was well received by the other three.

Lu Zhiang: I have already had the fireworks delivered, and they are placed in the warehouse of the villa, and the manager of the villa has also been bought by me, so I can send staff to support the action at any time.

Han Feng: Is this the ability to do everything?

Li Mingxuan: Boss, I really love you to death! You wait for me to be reincarnated as a woman in my next life, and then I will come to you.

End of the Season: What are you looking for the boss? When the?

Lu Zhiang: Someone! Pull all these rebels out and cut them down!

End of the season: Hubei No. 1 Psychiatric Hospital welcomes Mr. Lu.

Lu Zhiang: Count you ruthless! Lao Tzu went to play a game, did you come? King of pesticides.

Li Mingxuan: Plus one

Han Feng: Plus one

Lu Zhiang: Black sheep?

Season Finale: Phew! A bunch of naΓ―ve ghosts! Lao Tzu went to talk to his eldest sister.

You've been removed from the group chat by the group owner!

Season End: "......"

Bah! Rare! Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will make you kneel down and cry and shout and beg Lao Tzu to go back!

Six o'clock in the afternoon.

The buffet open-air barbecue party officially began.

You can ask the staff to bake it for you, you can bake it yourself, and you can even put yourself on it and bake it!

"Teacher Zhou, Teacher Chu, Professor Mu, do you want something to eat? I'm going to bake it for you. Ji Mo walked over to Mu Yao's table and said to the three of them.

At first, he wanted to call Mr. Zhou's boyfriend, Shigong, but he always felt a little weird, so he called Mr. Chu.

"Thank you, classmate Ji, I won't trouble you, someone will bake it for me." At this time, Zhou Ziqi suddenly glanced at Chu Zhiyuan, who was sitting beside her.

"Ziqi, what do you want to eat? I'll bake it for you right away. "I have to say that this desire to survive can still reach the passing line.

"Oysters, leeks, kidneys."

End of Quarter: ???

He seemed to hear something terrible.

"Professor Mu, do you have anything you want to eat?" Ji Mo walked to the other side and said to Mu Yao, who was sitting at the table fiddling with his mobile phone, this is the original meaning of Ji Mo's drunkard.

He peeked at Mu Yao's phone screen, well, he was looking at academic things. didn't tease the little brother behind his back, and his satisfaction increased by one.

"Nope."

"That'...... Well, Professor Mu, if you have anything you want to eat, remember to call me. ”

At this moment, Lu Zhiang was sitting at a table not far away and suddenly shouted to Ji Mo: "Second brother, what are you doing slowly, hurry up and drink." ”

As soon as Ji Mo wanted to turn around and leave, he saw Mu Yao suddenly raise his head and look at him, his eyes full of murderous aura.

At the end of the season, a cold breath rose from the soles of his feet, and his desire to survive was instantly full, and he said to Mu Yao with his mouth: Don't drink, resolutely don't drink!

Mu Yao slowly retracted her gaze, lowered her head and continued to study the academic paper.

At the end of the season, he gave himself a thumbs up very wittily, and then returned to Lu Zhiang's table.

"Come on, second, white beer? Why don't you have some beer? ”

End of the season: It's still white, why don't you bring me some green?

"Don't drink it, I'm eating cephalosporin." The reason for the end of the season is very good.

Lu Zhiang: "Why didn't I see that the second child was sick?" Why did you eat cephalosporin, second brother, you can't be making excuses, right? ”

At the end of the season: "I ate too many chili peppers at noon, my stomach hurts, and I need to reduce inflammation." ”

Lu Zhiang: "......"

"Niu Bi, second brother, your reason is really fresh and refined, my brother is convinced. What about the third? Some? ”

Li Mingxuan: "No, I'm going to make a confession and have a chat with Jiajia in a while, I can't get a mouth full of alcohol." ”

Lu Zhiang: "Who gave you the courage to make you talk nonsense here, and you don't even know if you can succeed in confessing, you dog thing just want to snort, I'm afraid you're not crazy, right?" ”

Li Mingxuan: "Then you can't be fully prepared?" To be a human being, you have to dare to think, what if it is realized? Wouldn't that be fine. ”

Lu Zhiang: "Lao Tzu is waiting for your dog to overturn tonight." Fourth? Hour? ”

Han Feng: "I can't be the boss, I drank too much last time." ”

Lu Zhiang: "It's as if I don't have much, come to the fourth!" Accompany my brother on the hour, how can you practice this amount of alcohol without drinking. ”

Han Feng: "But I don't want to practice, boss." ”

"No, you want to." Lu Zhiang clenched the beer bottle in his hand, his eyes full of threat.

"Yes, boss, I thought about it. Pour it for me. Han Feng cried with a sad face, feeling that he was really miserable.

Isn't there a good guy in this dormitory? One or two of them know to threaten me! When I'm a good bully!

Hum! Look at me in two days to learn chemistry knowledge, and strive to invent a professional dog roommate pill as soon as possible.

Eating, drinking, talking, laughing, and laughing, the time passed quickly, and it was almost eight o'clock.

At this time, Li Mingxuan suddenly said to the three people in the dormitory: "Brothers, I have decided to change the plan, and when the bonfire party is almost over, I will go up directly to confess." The brothers must be powerful, and the lifelong happiness of the brothers can be entrusted to the brothers. ”

"Let it go...... Put...... Ten thousand...... Ten thousand hearts, old ...... The third, the ...... Dude...... Willing...... Definitely for you...... Whole...... Whole ...... Plate ...... The board is upright. Lu Zhiang shook his head and stammered, unable to even straighten his tongue.

"Three...... Third brother, you ...... You...... Put...... Put ......" plopped, and Han Feng fell on the table.

Li Mingxuan's face suddenly darkened, and he instantly felt that this confession might be more auspicious.

But when he saw the end of the season sitting on the sidelines, he was frantically masturbating. It's as if a drowning man suddenly grabbed a life-saving straw, so his eyes were blazing towards the end of the season.

"Second brother!"

"If there's a fart, let it go! Don't look at me with your dirty eyes. Ji Mo looked at the fiery fire in Li Mingxuan's eyes, and a bad cold hit, and suddenly his hairs stood on end, and goosebumps arose.

"That second brother, the matter of fireworks will be handed over to you in a while, second brother, you must not drop the chain, brother, I can only rely on you now." Li Mingxuan hurriedly withdrew his eyes and said in an extremely sincere tone.

"No problem, the third child, you just put your heart in your stomach. I promise to give you a clear arrangement. Hiss! Why does my stomach hurt so much, no, it seems to have a bad stomach. I have to go to the toilet first, and I'll tell you when I come back. Saying that, at the end of the season, without waiting for Li Mingxuan's reaction, he hurriedly got up and bent over, covered his stomach and ran towards the toilet.

Li Mingxuan looked at Lu Zhiang, who was talking nonsense, and Han Feng, who was lying unconscious on the table, and then looked at Ji Mo, who had already run a distance, and his face suddenly darkened.

Alas, I knew that now, I shouldn't have believed these three pig teammates in the first place!

Lao Tzu is so blinded by lard!