Chapter 113: Hot Dance
"Distinguished guests...... Please stay here and help us defeat Konoha as we will entertain you with the warmest customs of the Land of Wind. Granny Chiyo bowed deeply to Shiraki.
"That's what I'm waiting for." Bai Mu also returned the courtesy, and his heart was: Granny Chiyo is really an old fox, and she never mentions the matter of remuneration, and the customs of enthusiasm? Can you have the enthusiasm of the dance house? Can you still let Ye Cang dance for me?
That's not impossible......
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The unique bonfire party of the desert was lit in the long-suppressed Sand Hidden Camp, which made the Sand Hidden Ninjas feel a sense of relief that they had not felt for a long time.
The food was the highest standard of the whole camel feast, poor Ah Fei wiped tears from his tears sadly, and before they could tell him what it felt like to poop a cactus, he was pulled out and slaughtered.
The white wood is also a novelty, this camel's belly is stuffed with sheep, the belly of the sheep is stuffed with chickens and ducks, and the chickens and ducks are stuffed with fish, and then it is roasted with a blazing fire, sprinkled with thick spices, and the taste is really amazing.
"In order to welcome the arrival of your guests, I have specially opened a barrel of cellar wine from the Daimyo Imperial Gift, and I have come to replace the Prophet's crown with a luminous glass." Rosa waved his hand into the darkness.
Suddenly, a black shadow jumped out of the darkness, a dark part with a fox mask, completed the change of glass and poured wine in the blink of an eye, and then jumped back into the darkness, a series of actions without any mud and water, and it was completed in the blink of an eye.
"It's a good pretend!" Bai Mu almost couldn't help but applaud, thinking that he should also make a dark part of the wine to improve his character, but unfortunately the people in Godless Town are all rough people, maybe Xiangji can be blind with her elusive father.
But the wheat-yellow hair that appeared in the shadows just now reminded Bai Mu of a person, that is my Airo's uncle Yashamaru, if nothing else, it should be him, what better card than to call the brother-in-law? Maybe it's just a call for the old man.
"Please." Rosha toasted.
"Please." Shiraki lifted the rhino horn glow-in-the-dark cup and drank the red wine juice in the cup.
Rosa still wants to pour again.
"Thank you Kazekage-sama for your kindness, but the Ninja Three Rings always warn me in my heart that I must not be greedy." Bai Mu bowed his head lightly and declined Luo Sha's kindness.
"The self-discipline of the Prophet is admirable, and I will let you change it into delicious camel milk." Luo Sha smiled and nodded, there are not many young people who are still so self-disciplined.
"It's really like a ...... If it weren't for the way I saw you drinking in the tavern, I almost got tricked by you. Nonoyu pouted.
The fragrant roast camel meat, the soft grouse, and the delicious baked fish were all served on a pure gold plate.
Who said that the sand is poor! Fuck, this is a bunch of Saudi tyrants!! Shiraki can't wait to eat all the plates!
Someone actually ate all the plates.
Jiaodu usually doesn't eat at all, but today he made an exception, untied the silk thread on his mouth, took a big mouthful, swallowed three dishes in one bite with a plate, and burped heavily.
So a big plate of roasted humps!! I was swallowed in one bite!
"I'm sorry...... My Dharma protector companion is a rough person, and his appearance is indeed a little poor. Bai Mu hurriedly apologized.
Luo Sha is full of black lines, is this a matter of eating differences? Why don't you eat, it's gold! These gold artifacts were all used by him as a façade, and they were going to be broken up for battle, why didn't he think they could be eaten in one bite?
With wine and meat, how can there be no singing and dancing? It just so happens that the desert people are the best at singing and dancing.
A group of young lads jumped around the campfire and tap-danced, with a cheerful rhythm and enthusiastic melody, which made people watch...... Good students are not interested.
"I heard that the desert dancer of the Land of Wind......" Shiraki revealed his true nature without pretending to be three sentences, and said in a low voice.
"Ahem...... If I were in the Daimyo's house, I would definitely ask the Prophet to feel the heat of the desert dancer...... It's just that this is the front line of the barracks......" Luo Sha was almost choked to death by Bai Mu's words.
"If Lord Shiraki wants to see it, he will jump without wind~" Bufeng said softly in Shiraki's ear, walked into a tent, and when he came out again, he had already changed into a translucent tulle.
As soon as Bufeng came on the field, all the people automatically withdrew back and gave way to the most dazzling position in the firelight.
Swirling over the bonfire with a tulle, the movements were graceful and stretched, the limbs exposed to the tulle were whiter than the camel's milk in the cup, the waist was soft and slender, as if there were no bones, and the bells tied to her limbs jingled and danced on tiptoe, playing a beautiful melody.
"Wonderful~" Bai Mu felt the wink that the wind threw from time to time, and almost picked up the oil lamp on the table and drank it.
It's no wonder that since ancient times, heroes have been sad about the beauty pass, this feeling is really great, but when I think of the essence of the mud doll, it's not great.
The sound of the bell was swaying crisply, spraying a deadly temptation, and it took a long time to breathe in the clearing, making people wonder if it would suffocate a cow to death.
"Phew! Waste. Ye Naiyu and Ye Cang spat at the same time, and the breath they exhaled was sour.
Bai Mu flicked Ye Naiyu's head with his fingers: "When people dance, they say that they are waves, if they are angry and don't dance, you go down and dance for me!" ”
Ye Naiyu rolled his eyes and didn't speak.
"Young people now...... "Chiyo's mother-in-law sighed, and her tone changed: "It's not as good as when I was young." ”
The squinting eyes of Ebizo next to him had never been so wide in his life.
"Did you say yes?" Granny Chiyo kicked it over.
"Yes, yes, my sister is right." Ebizo nodded perfunctorily.
"After all, my sister is also known as the "Immortal Flower of the Desert", ho ......," Chiyo's mother-in-law laughed as she covered her mouth.
Danced three times, drank three times.
"Ahem, Prophet crown...... It's time to get down to business. Rosha coughed twice.
"Uh-huh, down to business...... What is the matter, oh, remembered. Bai Mu finally withdrew his eyes from Bufeng, and took out a few books from his arms, which were exquisitely packaged, and the black calfskin book cover was inlaid with gold threads, which was extremely solemn at a glance.
"This is the sacred text of our balanced sect, carrying out love and peace, and spreading the light of love to the ninja world, which is also the purpose of my trip, no matter what, please watch it all night." Shiraki distributed the "Holy Codex" to everyone one by one, and even Hakura and Maki, who had not spoken to Shiraki, did not forget it.
"Hmm...... It's naturally good to look at the holy scriptures, but I'm alone, what do you mean by giving me five copies? Luo Sha was a little puzzled.
"Oh, one for Karuro, one for Temari, one for Kankuro, and one for your unborn child." Bai Mu has already calculated on the child's head.
It's just ten years too long, and I have to find a way to buy the comic copyright of Intimate Paradise and adapt it into comics to sell to children.
"You even know that Karuira is pregnant?" Rosa's eyes widened.
"Under the eyes of Cthulhu, I know everything." Shiroki's face is sacred.
"Okay...... Get down to business. "Rosa believed in this evil.
"Kazekage-sama, please speak." Shiraki nodded.
"I'm not telling you...... We're losing. Rosha had to admit that fact.
"I'm here to reverse your defeat, but I'll ask Kazekage-sama to tell me more about the battle."
The decline of the sand and the hidden white wood felt it as soon as he entered the camp gate, and that kind of low morale could be felt with his buttocks, and everyone's faces were walking dead, without the slightest bit of life.
How can an army without spirit win?
"Orochimaru...... That despicable viper, the shameless Lai Pi Snake, is really too vicious......" Luo Sha cursed for ten minutes before continuing: "We are fighting in the desert, and the most needed supply is clean water, which is more than enough to rely on the water supply of various oases in the desert......"
"Damn Orochimaru, poison all the oasis lake water...... Snake venom, arsenic, rotting corpses...... Desert animals are almost dead. Bastard, we're left with this last little oasis now, and the water that gushes out of the spring every day isn't even enough for us to drink, and we haven't washed our faces for a month to save water! Luo Sha gritted his teeth and said hatefully.
"No wonder they are all unkempt one by one, and they are actually forced to be like this by just Qingshui......" Bai Mu honestly wanted to exaggerate Snake Pill, Bo Feng Shuimen and Pig Deer Butterfly Hinata assisted, Orochimaru blocked the invasion of Sha Yin purely with the strength of one person, and even forced them back into the desert.
But I don't see that the wind is still watery, I'm afraid that every day there is a licking dog to give her his own drinking water, and then drink the bath water, right?
"Ahem, have you arranged the new materials? ......" Shiraki turned to look at Nonoyu.
"Don't rush, it's already writing!" Nonoyu was writing the table, and he didn't even need Shiraki to remind him.
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It seems that the cultivation is very good, and he knows what to do with a look, and Bai Mu patted Ye Naiyu's head: "Mmmm, a mature gunner should learn to find materials by himself." ”
Ye Naiyu puffed out his mouth and didn't speak, not knowing why his dignified shrine maiden would be at this point?
"So, the Prophet will only be able to continue the fight until he helps us solve this problem." Rosa sighed.
"Of course, the all-powerful God Cthulhu will solve everything." Shiraki smiled slightly.
As soon as the words fell, the wine glass on the table began to tremble slightly, ripples rippled in the glass, and the cheerful atmosphere came to an abrupt end.
A huge snake head swam out of the darkness, and a pale young man stood on it with a grim smile: "Hehe...... Kazekage-sama, there's a guest here......"
"Orochimaru!!" Luo Sha gritted his teeth and said hatefully.
Everyone was eating hot pot and singing, and the atmosphere that was finally created was suddenly interrupted by Ye Bandit, who can not be angry?