Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Woman's Mouth

At the end of the season, he looked at the two men and women who were holding hands not far away, like glue, and you and I were a pair of people who sprinkled dog food, and their hearts were not at all lemons.

He just had some longing, looking forward to when he would be able to sprinkle dog food with this pair of Wang Wang men and women and his Professor Mu Da.

If there is a day, the end of the season says that he will have blood on his hands and will never let go of any innocent single dog.

And he will have a new nickname, the dog butcher.

At the end of the season, he slowly withdrew his somewhat envious gaze, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened WeChat, found his kiss-to-be girlfriend, typed a line, and sent it over.

End of Season: I'm in the supermarket right now, I'm going to buy something to eat at tomorrow's Games, what would you like to eat?

A few seconds later.

Mu Yao: Buy something I like to eat.

??? Xiao Jizi, do you have a lot of question marks.

At the end of the season, a black line suddenly appeared in my head, how can I know what your great ancestor likes to eat? You didn't tell me. You really like to take big pills, but do you dare to buy it, you can't just be laid off on the spot if you buy it.

End of the Season: What do you like to eat?

Mu Yao: I'm about to become my boyfriend, and I don't know what I like to eat?

End of the Season: You didn't tell me about it either.

Mu Yao: I didn't say that you should know about it.

Woman! Your name is Unreasonable!

Man! The old lady will tell you a hammer truth! I don't want to sleep anymore!

End of the Season: Don't tease me, just tell me.

Mu Yao: Call Lafayette.

End of the season: Galeries Lafayette.

Isn't that simple?

Mu Yao: Send a voice, you know how to call it, right?

Yes! I can't have a good time! Flip the table when you play!

End of the Season: No, I owe it first.

Mu Yao: Then you can wait a few years to be my boyfriend?

WTF!

The end of the season raised his head and looked around, trying to find a place where no one was around. But he sadly found that there were people everywhere, probably because of tomorrow's games.

There was no way, the end of the season had to take the mobile phone, put the microphone to his mouth, and then covered his mouth and microphone with his other hand, pressed the voice button, pressed the voice, and called out in a round voice: Lafayette.

As soon as the words fell, there were four or five meters away from the end of the season, and Han Feng, who was selecting goods, suddenly turned his head and asked the end of the season with a puzzled expression: "Second brother, are you calling me?" ”

Season End: "......"

I specially asked you to go to the west to learn the scriptures! How can this melon baby catch up with anything, and at the end of the season, he is very suspicious that this melon baby has survived to such a big age without being beaten to death.

"No, I'm talking to myself." At the end of the season, he suppressed the urge to pound the melon in his heart, and said calmly.

"Then second brother, what are you talking to yourself about Lafayette?" Han Feng continued to ask with a confused face.

This melon baby won't stop if he doesn't put himself in the coffin! At the end of the season, I've seen someone who can die, but I haven't seen anyone who can do death like this.

Have you lived enough?

"Nothing, you heard it wrong." Ji Mo said in a calm tone again, feeling that he was not far from the realm of heart like water.

People, they are all forced out.

"Really? I don't think I heard it right, it's obviously Lafayette? Han Feng muttered, and then happened to see the ancient well Wubo's eyes at the end of the season, and for some reason there was a sudden hairbreak in his heart, and he subconsciously added.

"Well, I must have misheard." Then turn your head and continue to pick out the items.

At this moment, Mu Yao's reply came again, and Ji Mo took the phone and looked at it.

Mu Yao: The voice is a little small, but I can barely count you through the test.

End of the Season: What would you like to eat, Galeries Lafayette?

Mu Yao: I don't have anything to eat, I'm going to be busy, bye-bye.

“……”

Playing Lao Tzu again! But! But!

Ji Mo raised his head and looked at Han Feng, who was carefully selecting goods.

Or? Looking for him to vent?

Forget it, it's easy to get sick.

At the end of the season, he put his phone back in his pocket, then turned his head and continued to pick out the goods.

Although Professor Mu didn't say what she wanted to eat, Ji Mo felt that as her pro-boyfriend, she should still buy it for her.

Because most of the time, a woman's words need to be listened to in reverse.

She said that if you don't need to buy it, then you must buy it, she said that if you don't like it, she likes it, she said that if she doesn't want it, she wants it, and she said that if you don't want it, then you have to move.

As the saying goes, there is nothing wrong with being careful, many times you may not be able to buy it, but if you don't buy it, then you are absolutely dead.

So at the end of the season, the goods on the shelves in front of him began to be cleaned up without conscience.

Well, this potato chip is good, and your kiss girlfriend may like to eat it, and put it in the car.

Well, this nut gift pack is also good, and my girlfriend's best friend likes to eat it. As the saying goes, if you want to get a woman, you have to get her best friend first, so put it in the car.

Well, this milk is also good, you can supplement the nutrition of your dear girlfriend and put it in the car.

Well, you have to buy fruit too, buy a few plastic lunch boxes, wash them and put them in.

And then it's, that's good, that's good, this is okay, that's okay......

At the end of the season, he had a cart full of shopping carts in bulk, and if he couldn't fit it anymore, and he wouldn't be able to bring that much tomorrow, he felt that he could buy all the things that looked good here.

Ji Mo looked up and saw that the other three good brothers were gone.

Then he quietly pushed the shopping cart to the cashier, swiped the card to check out, carried things and left.

You have to ask him why he doesn't want Lu Feiyang to settle the bill for him.

Don't ask, asking is kind.

He really couldn't do it.

Besides, you can't carry a sheep to death, don't you give people baldness, how can you give people a chance to recuperate and grow wool.

Then the leeks have to be cut one by one, why don't you cut the roots directly, then you also cut a hammer.

At the end of the season, he carried two large plastic bags of food all the way back to the dormitory, and then he took out everything the same and put it on the bed.

Finally, I took out my mobile phone, found a perfect angle, took two photos of the delicious food in the bed and sent them to Mu Yao.

And sent a sentence: Look, I bought all this for you.

There was a strong signal of praise in his tone.

In less than two seconds, Mu Yao's reply came.

Mu Yao: Good performance, give you two points, keep working hard, and strive to take me home as soon as possible.

At the end of the season, when he saw the reply, his face suddenly bloomed with a smile.

You see, he said, a woman is a duplicitous animal by nature.

The prettier the better.

And Professor Mu University has reached the peak directly.