Section 48 Erection (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Yun Ye hid in the backyard to look at his five corns, each of them was tall and stout, the purple bare roots were strong and strong gripping the ground, and corn had already grown on both sides, he remembered that it seemed that it was better to have a cob on each corn plant, but he was not sure, so he had to let it go.
He shook the corn stalks, and a lot of pollen fell on the flower ears above his head, corn is a monoecious plant, pollination is very convenient, although it is a little perverted, Yun Ye likes it very much, if you don't count the consequences of marriage between close relatives, people should be like this, it's too convenient, what kind of wife to find, what husband to find, it seems that it is not bad to have a big belly and have children.
It costs money to marry a wife, and it costs money to marry a daughter, purely to spend money to find guilt, the last time I saw Li Anlan, I fell in love, but I was almost fed to a dog, and now I am still angry.
In contrast, the weasel is enviable, the white and chubby wife, I heard that it took half a day to even propose relatives to enter the cave room, the person is diligent and capable, the home is clean and discounted, and he is very business-minded, and he has set up a mash stall at the entrance of the academy, which is very popular, the utensils are clean, and the moromi is boiled in water, and the mash is also delicious, and the wine is fragrant.
At this time, I saw the disadvantages of being noble, watching Yu Chi Dasha take the Huozhu brothers and sisters, and swallow the mash bowl by bowl in the stall, Li Tai and Li Ke could only swallow saliva, Liu Xian strongly rejected the brothers' desire to drink the mash, if you want to drink, let the cook in the kitchen make it.
"I don't want to eat leftovers, I don't want to eat leftovers anymore, every time I give me a bun, I have bitten the gruel, I have drunk the gruel, I am the prince not a dog who eats leftovers, next time anyone dares to bite my buns, I will bite him."
It's okay now, Li Ke, who has a habit of cleanliness, is on fire all of a sudden, these days. When this kid was not in a good mood, not letting him drink mash today completely ignited his temper. I didn't say it through my head, I didn't see that Li Tai next to him was already full of black lines, and his buns were often bitten, and there were people who broke the buns and tasted the filling.
"Third brother, don't hit too widely, although I also hate leftovers, I don't have a problem saying that our brothers are Tyrannosaurus rexes that eat leftovers, don't mention dogs, okay?"
Since Yun Ye asked people to dig up the edge of Rongzhou and gather a large cart of stone bones, he just arrived yesterday. See huge bones. Yun Ye said that it was a keel, a mutated keel, didn't he say that the dragon gave birth to nine sons, and the sons were different. This is the dragon bone, standing in the mouth of the skull, Li Tai felt that it was really wise for the royal family to use the dragon as a symbol.
Look at this big mouth, it's no problem to swallow a cow in one bite, and since then, Li Tai has opened his mouth and closed his mouth Tyrannosaurus Rex, as if he is the dragon that can swallow a cow in one bite.
Along with the bones arrived, there was also a reprimand from the eldest grandson, saying that Yun Ye was full of food and support, and bewitched the Rongzhou officials to spend state money. Dig up useless things, since you like bones, I'll give it to you, and by the way, I will pay off the cost of digging bones, two thousand yuan!
The eldest grandson has never shown the legendary virtuous queen demeanor in front of Yun Ye, but how to be mean. Matters that are big on the tip of the needle must be put on the line, and things should be talked about at the height of character and morality.
Isn't it just a dinosaur skull? Later generations of governments dug up all the bones of Zigong, built a house and stored them, and let people visit, and collected a lot of tickets, how could it not make sense to be happy here?
It's said that the dragon gave birth to nine sons, and the sons are different, why are you still finding faults? Isn't it just that the Tyrannosaurus rex is ugly? It also has advantages, you look at those two teeth, how big, they are a foot long, can ordinary things grow teeth that big? It can only be a dragon, and it must be a dragon, otherwise the officials of Rongzhou will be unlucky, and they can't pit their companions, right? Two thousand? Meaningless, the poor Hou Ye has money left, the copper money is piled up in several rooms, and I don't know where it came from, anyway, I can always see the old grandmother leading the aunt and aunt to pile up money inside, her old man's favorite thing to do is to sit on the pile of money and smirk, the money is not used to pile up, it is to be spent, or it is a pile of rotten copper. …,
The loser is like Yun Ye, it costs two thousand yuan to buy a bone, and then build a house all over the mountains and fields in Yushan, others use wood to build, Yun Ye covers it with stones, and the stonemasons in a radius of 100 miles are gathered in Yushan, and the dinging is endless, as soon as the homeless people arrive in Lantian, they don't need to open their mouths, and immediately there will be officials from the government to lead the strong men to Yushan, and then let them build a simple grass hut to live in, and the grain and rice given by the court will be finished as soon as they are issued. Even eleven or twelve-year-olds can hit stones with a hammer?
The eyes of the farmers in Zhuangzi are red, they have never seen so many people who come to the master's house to be cheap, except for the elderly and children, who need to raise pigs and chickens. Raising ducks, turning over their own land with a new plow, exposing it to the sun, and devoting themselves to the great business of building a house.
Li Ke is very busy, very busy, and he can't even find the time to drink water, so he doesn't have time to lose his temper, Yun Ye told him that building a house is his final exam, how to minimize the cost, how to use the least materials and ensure that the house built is good, if one of the two goes wrong, he will get zero eggs, Yun Ye said that he will really cast a zero egg made of iron to hang around his neck, and then parade the streets.
The twelve-year-old precocious child, who got this appointment, his legs were weak, and he thought of the terrible consequences and ran back to Chang'an with a dozen guards overnight, smashed open the palace gate, complained to his Lao Tzu, and asked his father for help, he didn't want to hang up the eggs and parade the streets.
Dad didn't say anything comforting, pondered for a long time, suddenly laughed, just gave him a few officials from the Ministry of Industry, and finally patted his son on the shoulder and said that if he got zero eggs to travel the streets, he would take Concubine Yang to see it together, which made Li Ke sweat on his back.
When she left, she was a master, and when she came back, a large group of people, Concubine Yang was afraid that her son would parade the streets, so she asked a few former ministers of the former Sui to help her son.
The drawings were drawn by Yun Ye, just the exterior drawings, there was nothing in them, the officials of the Ministry of Industry pointed to the sky and scolded the earth, angry, saying that it was a big joke to build a house with stones, which was a big joke in the world, who could lift two thousand catties of stones to a zhang high? It will be completed in three months, which is difficult, and it will not be able to be built in three years, and the prince's zero eggs are hanging.
Li Ke smiled bitterly and took them to the construction site, in the dumbfounded eyes of the Ministry of Industry officials, Li Tai was very cool to use a set of pulleys to pull up the huge stone, it seemed leisurely, someone next to him helped to change the direction of the boom, and easily placed the stone on the pillar, there are many such booms, every house has one, busy and busy.
The officials of the Ministry of Industry were about to kneel down, asking for drawings and a crane arm to go back to study, but they were scolded by Li Tai, saying that this is their final exam question, and you took it away and let me hang up the eggs? If my father saw me, he wouldn't have beaten me to death.
Li Gang was also very busy, and dozens of letters were delivered to all directions, which meant that the green forest scoop called friends.
Far away in Jinyang, there are two middle-aged scribes playing chess leisurely, you have one hand, I have a lot of fun, there is a boy next to the two to pour wine, warm wine belly, exhale, extremely comfortable.
"Brother Wenjie, you must have read the letter from Master Li, what do you think?" The white-clothed scribe asked the middle-aged in Tsing Yi.
"Master Li has a trick, go naturally, you and I have been stumbling for a long time, and in a blink of an eye, we have reached the year of knowing our fate, how much time is there to waste. Brother Wei is here to say goodbye to Brother Jin Zhuxian this time, and in three days, Brother Wei will set off for Yushan. ”
"The younger brother also means this, Li Shi described Yushan as a blessed land in the cave in the letter, why not go? Besides, Li Shi actually prepared the residence and everything at home this time, and said that he could move in as long as he carried his luggage, and he didn't have to worry about trivial matters such as settling down with his family, and he had his own arrangements by others, the younger brother was very curious, where did the young marquis come from, Tao Zhugong's ability, thousands of shots, and his eyes didn't blink, if Li Shi didn't talk about it, if others said so, the younger brother would definitely think it was nonsense. ”…,
"In that case, how about the two of us go together in three days?"
"Wonderful."
Such conversations are not only taking place in Jinyang, but also in Chuzhou, Chuzhou, and even the farthest Yangzhou.
Just when Yun Ye was frantically building a stone house, there was an even more crazy monk, he wanted to use iron to build a house, the name was all given, it was called Tiewa Temple, and the sound shook the world for a while, I don't know how this master did the anti-rust measures, Yun Ye decided to have the opportunity to ask him.
Seeing the family's money being carried away by a basket, the old grandmother's heart was like a knife, and she ate half a bowl of rice less at dinner, and said in a long tone: "When you are old, you should save half a bowl of rice and save it for the night when you are hungry." ”
My aunt snickered underneath, and a chopstick flew over and knocked on the door of her head, and it was silent all of a sudden.
"Grandma, money is used, if you don't use it, it's just a bunch of scrap copper and rotten iron, and it also occupies space, only the money spent is money, you think, our family spent 10,000 yuan, that is to say, these 10,000 yuan were earned by the disaster victims, they will use it to buy food, and then the money will go to the big households, and then our family will buy perfume to the big households, and then sell some messy things to them, so that the money will not return to our treasury? What's more? There is one more big academy that has never been seen in history, the country has more taxes, the victims have more food, the big family has perfume, everyone has got what he wants, but our family has nothing to lose, and there is one more academy, with this academy, your old man wants to pass on the Yun family for several generations, this is the foundation of our family, not those useless copper coins, if you like it, your grandson will go to Chang'an tomorrow, get you a lot of copper coins back, fill the house, and pile up the money on your bed, so do you like it? ”
The old grandmother was a little embarrassed.
"You are the best grandmother in the world, your grandson does this, it makes sense, money is such a thing, you don't bring it in life, you don't bring it in death. Looking at the victims everywhere, you don't like it either, you used to tell me that it is better to accumulate virtue than money, why do you feel distressed in the end. Yun Ye asked the old grandmother with a smile, she must untie the knot in the old man's heart, she always wants to save money, this is an accumulation of goods, except for the royal family, no one wears this hat, whoever wears it will die. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )