Chapter 123: The Big Stomach King [2-in-1]
"Blessing the body of Lord Fortune...... Is it really okay? Markey looked at Fenfu, who was trembling when he walked, and he didn't expect him to be so weak.
He was now worried about who would inherit the Tailed Beast if something went wrong outside.
"Don't worry, the old body knows by itself, and it won't be a problem to last for a year or two......" Fenfu walked slowly to the outside of the temple on crutches, and he was still carrying a swarthy old tea kettle in his hand.
Ye Naiyu couldn't bear to go up to help, but found that Bai Mu actually leaned over first, and said inwardly: "It's still a person." ”
"Be careful...... Let me mention something so heavy. "Shiraki actually brought the tea kettle!!
There are not many good things in the ninja world, and after a glance at it, Shiraki knew that this teapot was surnamed Bai.
“…… Count me wrong! Ye Naiyu covered his forehead and had a headache.
"Although it's a bit inappropriate to say that, at this speed, I'm afraid I won't be able to get to the place you said next year, right?" Ye Cang frowned.
"I have a way to help the old man dance again!" Shiraki gave a thumbs up.
"Now it's ...... Afei Time !! Ah Fei jumped off the white wood excitedly, turning into a white swirl and wrapping around Fenfu's body.
"Something!" Markey was startled, and hurriedly swung his sword to help Fenfu cut off these things.
"Wuhu!! Dance!! Big Bird Turn!! Ah Fei took control of Fenfu's body and performed a Thomas slalom, and the gale forced Maki back three steps.
"......" Bai Mu was in a cold sweat, for fear that he would break his old waist.
"Markey...... I'm fine, it's like a powerful life energy that pulls me back to my youth. Fenfu opened his eyes and moved his body, which was wrapped in Bai Jue.
"Alright, let's hit the road." White Wood Road.
"So, Lord Prophet, can you speak now? Where are we going? Markey asked, spreading out a map.
Bai Mu leaned over and took a look, this map of the Land of the Wind is very detailed, every tribe, every oasis, where there are canyons, where there are more sandstorms, all marked clearly, it should be a highly hidden strategic map, Ye Naiyu also took the opportunity to probe the crazy peep of the brain.
"Here!" Shiraki found a small tribe in the extreme depths of the desert and pointed his finger.
“…… Loulan? Markey was stunned.
"What's wrong with Loulan?" Shiraki said curiously.
"It's nothing, this is a tribe with its own royal power, and it will pay tribute to the country of the wind every year to retain complete autonomy, and it can be regarded as the country of the country of the wind." Markey explained.
"Oh, haven't you been there?" Shiraki asked again.
"I went there once when I was still shinobi, to urge them to pay tribute on time, a tattered tribe, with their queen in charge, the people are barely enough to survive, and they have to pay a large amount of taxes, I don't understand why they must insist on paying tribute every year to maintain the independence of the royal power, isn't it good to surrender to the daimyo with peace of mind?" Markey sighed.
"Probably another person who is greedy for power and doesn't care about the lives of his people." Ye Cang hugged his arms, and his first impression was that he didn't have a good impression of this Loulan.
"Rags of the tribe......?" Bai Mu pondered for a moment, Loulan in the anime is luxurious like a future world, what's going on with the tattered tribe, could it be the same name?
But the queen or something...... It's obviously this Loulan.
Shiraki only hates himself for watching the anime when he only cares about watching the girl.,I forgot all the details.,I just remember that the queen is a beautiful girl with red hair named Sara.,When you're in high spirits, you will burst your clothes.。
"Loulan is far away from the village, and it is expected to take about a month to walk, but fortunately, Orochimaru did not poison the oasis in that direction, so we don't need to carry too many supplies." Although Markey had only walked through it once, he had a map in hand and was very sure.
"Now that we're all in the sand, let's go back and rest by the way." Hakura proposed.
"Everything." Bai Mu doesn't care, there are too few people with names and surnames in the original book in the Sand Hidden Village, and most of them are out on the expedition, so Kotemari and Kokankuro are still there.
"Hmm...... I'm not in a hurry for this day, I haven't been home for a long time. Markey agreed.
"I haven't been out of the temple for decades, and I want to see what Shayin Village looks like." Divide the blessing with your hands together.
"I don't want to wait a minute...... "I don't have to eat, drink and sleep, and I can't wait, but it's a pity that the minority obeys the majority."
……
In a previous life, a famous writer once said:
"The prosperity of a city is closely related to the number of technical institutes and casinos."
After Bai Mu and his party stepped into Shayin Village, it was just two words, depression, not only did there be no entertainment venues, but even restaurants were pitiful.
Yellow is the dominant hue in this village, and of course yellow here refers to the color.
The villagers walked the streets with numb faces and no spirit to make a living, and only a few naughty children, who did not know the suffering of the world, ran and played in the streets covered with fine sand.
"I'm going home first, Markey, you can entertain them, and meet at the entrance of the village tomorrow morning." Ye Cang waved his hand, not at all interested in entertaining guests.
"Really...... If there are so many people, you can only find a hotel to stay in......" Ma Ji touched his wallet, Ebizo was in charge of the finances enough, and he didn't have the face to reimburse for this little thing, so he had to pay for it himself.
"Hurry up and find a random place to eat, I'm dying of hunger." After Bai Mu pumped into the abyssal giant mouth, he felt like a bottomless pit in his stomach, and his hungry heart panicked.
Big mouth, just listen to the name, if you want to get its approval, you just have to eat wildly.
The spit is disgusting though...... But think about it from another angle, acid saliva ...... Isn't this just dissolving, Zhaomei can spit out a glamorous name, but I can't do it in Baimu?
It's not so hard to accept when you think about it.
"Quest Obtained: Abyssal Maw's Food Challenge"
"Become the No. 1 Stomach King in every big village"
"Acquire the skill of an Abyssal Giant Mouth"
"The mission is coming...... Time is a little tight, and you must complete the Konoha Challenge before Hinata becomes an adult! ”
"Markey! Do you have any big stomach challenges in your village? Bai Mu immediately spoke.
"Big Stomach King...... Challenge? Markey was stunned: "How can there be such strange activities in our village?" ”
There are few entertainment projects in Shayin Village, and everyone is busy making a living, so there will be puppet performances during the New Year's holidays.
Big Stomach King ...... Except for Konoha, no one would engage in this kind of thing, right?
"Think about it, since we don't have it, let's hold a big stomach king competition ourselves!" Shiraki raised his hand very energetically.
"Good! Support the cubs! Except for Ah Fei, everyone else looked at Bai Mu with expressionless faces and looked at Bai Mu with foolish eyes.
"Markey! The most important thing in a village is spirit, you look at your Shayin Village, which point is occupied, a village without spirit, how do you want to win, I will do some activities to enliven the atmosphere, but also to add some vitality to the village! Shiraki winked at Maki.
"If you have to...... Then you pay for it yourself. "Ma Ji didn't want to say anything, young people can play if they want, anyway, Sand Hidden Village is usually as boring as a desert.
"Kakudu~Uncle~" Bai Mu squeezed a friendly look at the corner.
Jiaodu didn't say much, and took out the second small book from his arms, which was Bai Mu's special account book for arrears: "The old rule, seven out of thirteen." ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Shiraki happily pressed the handprint.
……
Chiyo and Ebizo are about to retire in their old age, and Markey is almost the most powerful person under the Kazekage, and under his control, a high platform was soon erected in front of the Kazekage building.
In the word of mouth, the signboard of "The First Big Stomach King Competition in Shayin Village" attracted bored people in half the village, and the children were even more happy as if it was the New Year.
It stands to reason that this kind of activity will generally be notified a few days in advance, so that more prepared people can come, but they have a task on their bodies, and they will only stay in Shayin for a day, so naturally it is impossible to wait too long, so they can only start in a hurry at dusk.
At this moment, the Wind Shadow Building is brightly lit, and it has not been so lively for a long time, and Garuno took the hands of the two children, holding a belly that could already be seen to be pregnant.
The three-year-old little Lori has two pigtails in her hands, which is very cute, and she is holding a black and white long-tailed mouse in her hand, which is the psychic beast Sickle Weasel given to her by Luo Sha.
The younger Kankuro was still dragging his snot, grabbing Temari's clothes and hiding behind him, looking at Shiraki with a smile on his face in fear.
"Xiao Jiulang, you go home and put on your sister's clothes, and this lollipop will be yours." Shiraki squatted on the ground and smiled like a strange uncle, seducing Kankuro with a lollipop.
"My sister will scold......" Kankuro sniffed, wanting to eat a lollipop but didn't dare.
"We're not two-year-olds, just a lollipop, don't try to tempt my brother." Temari is already very old-tempered at a young age.
"Then I'll make you magical, okay?" Shiraki put on V's mask and began to play the role of a clown, using all his strength, making the two clap their hands.
Karuro looked at the two children with a smile, and didn't mind Shiraki's actions at all.
"Still want to see it? If you still want to see it, go and put your sister's clothes out. Shiraki shoved the lollipop into Kankuro's mouth.
"Go, go, go!" Temari pushed Kankuro and trotted all the way home.
"It's hard to earn, is hard to eat......" Bai Mu twisted his sore old waist.
"It's ready to go." Markey said, pointing to the mountains of dough.
Bai Mu picked up a piece of dough and broke it open to look at it......
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"Where's the stuffing? You're not going to just let us eat this dry noodle cake, are you? Want to choke someone? Shiraki's eyes widened.
"That's enough money you gave, don't you still want to hold a cow in it?" Markey asked.
"Are the prices of Shayin so expensive?" Shiraki gave a million taels of money.
"It's quite expensive during the war, but there's also free lamb bone soup available." Markey pointed to the lamb bone soup that was boiling over the high heat next to him, and the aroma was heartwarming.
Steamed buns in mutton soup......
The competition is free to sign up for, and those who win the title of Big Stomach King can get a bonus of 100,000 taels, which are the restrictions given by the system.
There are a lot of people who signed up for the competition, more than 300 people, but most of them came to mix up a free dough cake to eat, and after eating five, normal people can't eat anymore.
And this thing is dry and sincere, real materials, it is specially prepared to fill the stomach, and I feel choked after three bites, and I must drink soup, but this bread is soaked in the stomach by the soup, and it immediately swells, and eating too much can make people die.
However, after a round, most of the food and drink were brushed off, and a few were dragged away by the hospital.
Bai Mu was nibbling on the tenth bread, and even if he choked his throat, he could only take a small sip to moisten his throat, and no matter how much soup he drank, he couldn't count.
Ye Cang actually participated in the competition inexplicably, and she was actually slowly dipping the soup to eat the eighth one, obviously in a good figure, I couldn't figure out why she could eat so much.
No wind! No wind!
Who the hell are you? You follow secretly in the back, why did you run out to participate in my big stomach competition!
A big mouth, a bite of bread, this is the twentieth eat!
"Love, love, love...... How can I not participate in the master's competition? "I have felt the nourishment of love, and my mental state has become more and more unstable.
Markey is obviously a referee, why did you join the game too!?
Eating less than Shiraki? He was smearing some salt on the dough, swallowing the dough one bite at a time, and decided not to drink a mouthful of soup.
The rest of the contestants are nameless ninjas, but they are also very civilian, even if their stomachs are already over that of pregnant women, as if they are about to explode at any moment.
The allure of 100,000 taels in Shayin Village is really worth the effort.
The noodle cake is not like Konoha's ramen big stomach, after all, it tastes good and smooth, this dry noodle cake can destroy all your desire to eat, suck up all the saliva, and reason forces you to drink the soup, but whoever drinks the soup will fall.
After twenty loaves of bread, a large number of people had been knocked down, and they were carried away foaming at the mouth.
"Come on! Come on! Ah Fei applauded hard, but it was attached to Fenfu, making this kind-hearted old monk look a little old and improper.
After the fourth round of bread was served, there were only four people left.
"It's so hard to eat...... I...... I abstained...... "Markey really can't secrete any saliva, and he knew that he would have to make a whole pickle filling."
The final score is twenty.
"I'm full." Ye Cang wiped his mouth, walked down the high platform with a slight bulge in his lower abdomen, and didn't want to fight to the death.
The final score is twenty-two.
"The cub has made another person's belly bigger!" Ah Fei shook his head and was very happy.
"No wind...... Stop, okay......" Shiraki rolled his eyes, realizing that even if he had more stomach acid, he couldn't win a clay figurine.
"Then release your love to me again, okay?" Bufeng actually dared to threaten Bai Mu with the Big Stomach King Champion!
"You ......" Shiraki covered his mouth and almost threw up.
I endured it for a skill......
"Seductive Kiss" ......
"Ah~~~" The souls of the windless are about to ascend to heaven.
"The player who does not wind abstains, scores 40!"
Shiraki's eyes widened and he looked at the 35-point card he had recorded, which meant that he had to gnaw 6 more to win.
"My life...... I don't want to eat any more bread...... "Shiraki's last six are for Nonoyu to poke into his stomach with a stick.
"Earn the title of the King of the Great Stomach of the Sands!"
"Extracting the skills of the Abyss Giant Mouth......
"Acid Sludge: Spits out a large cloud of silt-like gastric juice in front of you, dealing acid damage and slowing enemies."