Chapter 64: Spit lotus flowers
He also thought about this problem.
He is just a sand sculpture, not mentally retarded, the sand sculpture is similar to the three customs, and the mentally retarded is more similar to Qinggao.
Jia Fang would definitely not ask about this, even if he had 'hum!' in his nostrils just now! There was this 372nd generation true disciple, Lou Shoufu.
Ding Yi: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, in the area of the three islands of Luoyang, who doesn't know the name of Master Lou, and only now has invited the master to join the club, that is really our dereliction of duty." β
He who speaks can say this, but he who hears it cannot believe it.
Lou Shoufu: "Hey, where is President Ding, if you come to join the club now, I feel that I am not qualified!" Hahaha~" and then the words changed suddenly: "But...... I always thought that only people with real skills could join our Wizards Association, but now why have we recruited two 'activists', and we are a secret organization, whether it is inappropriate to casually let two uncensored young people know. β
As soon as these words came out, Jia Fang felt that Ding Yi's hand was ...... There was a stiffness.
This Lou Shoufu is indeed a bigwig-level figure with a head and a face on his own land, and his skills are quite strong.
How strong is it? Judging by how undignified his performance is at the moment, you should be able to imagine how hard this product really is. A person who speaks so aggressively and unreasonably can mix to the level of a big guy, and he is naturally a doer.
His words seemed to be aimed at Jia Fang, but in fact he was directly aimed at Ding Yi - my TND's hard work is to spend money and effort, and I have wasted a lot of effort to prove myself, and I will be able to reach the qualified line of this magician association when I am over sixty years old. And these two goods, they don't have the strength of the fart, so they are sitting here with us today, and the Lun family is not convinced!
Ding glanced at the other people on the table, the other nine new members, some of them were smiling at the corners of their mouths, some were looking ahead, some were scratching their heads, some were drinking water, and none of them stood up and said, 'Today's big day, don't make such an unpleasant scene~', as peacemakers, it seems that these ten new members of the association have a unified front.
Then he looked at the two of them at the center of the conversation...... The left hand was looking ahead, wandering, and gnawing, while Jia Fang was holding a small square towel to wipe his mouth and wiping his face frantically.
Seeing the reactions of these two people, the corners of Lou Shoufu's mouth also rose - hum! Cowardly! Just a junior, don't pee for yourself, you can come to this kind of occasion?
With his expression and style, there is no need to talk about his mental activity at all, everyone in the audience except for his left hand can think of it. Everyone was waiting for Ding Yi's answer, 'If you come up with any reasonable explanation today, it's okay, if you can't say it, hum, at least give us some benefits~?" β
That's right, the ultimate goal of these people is definitely not to embarrass Ding Yi, and they are not joining this magician association for the sake of fame, the association is originally a secret organization, how can there be any reputation. They came to join the church because they took a fancy to the resources in the meetingβ
When these people first learned art or were self-taught, they thought they were learning 'Taoism', 'superpowers' or something like that, but later with the contact of the Magicians Association, they found out that they had mastered magic! As the saying goes, 'people go to high places, although they ...... Although the water flows downward, the human desire to become stronger is unstoppable, and these people are naturally eager to learn that there are still a large number of spell cheats and magic items hidden in the Wizards' Association.
However, these items and cheats are not randomly selected like free novels, and you need to reach a certain level or 'go through the test of the organization' before you can redeem them.
And they spent a lot of real money and even handed over the cultivation secret methods handed down by their ancestors, which can only be regarded as the 'price of joining the union', and cannot be regarded as 'exchange capital'. Today, they are making this calculation, since these two can join the club without any cost, then our previous 'membership price' will naturally have to be converted into 'exchange capital'.
Ding still didn't have any expression on his face: "Master Lou's ......"
As soon as he said half a sentence, his stunned left hand suddenly eased up: "Then you are stronger than us?" β
Jia Fangxin said that you can young man, and then rubbed his face more vigorously.
As soon as the left hand said this, the whole table was stunned......
The left hand thought that others didn't understand, so he quickly added: "You are better than the two of us, why can you enter and we can't enter." β
If you want to put this in someone else's mouth, it will be a blazing fire. But the left hand asked this sentence entirely because of ...... Curious - you say we are not worthy, so where are you strong?
Lou Shoufu said in his heart, 'Where are you? When do I say ...... Kindness? I really said it.'" That's right, he said, those things like 'money and effort', 'the price of joining the union', and 'the capital exchanged' are all in their minds, and if you look back, the last sentence he said is really - 'Is it inappropriate to casually let two uncensored young people know.'" β
Lou Shoufu was stunned for a moment, but then hardened again, you little deflated San'er still dare to question me!?
Lou Shoufu: "Hmph! Look ahead! I'll show you what I'm capable of today! β
After that, he rolled up his sleeves: "Today I will give you a mouth spitting lotus!" β
Jia Fang's hand rubbing his face was stunned, what kind of spell is this? I don't think I've heard it before, but it sounds familiar.
Lou Shoufu picked up the water cup next to him: "Have you seen it?" I can drink him in and spit him out......"
Jia Fangxin said, 'I can not only vomit out, I can also pee out, I can not only urinate him out, I can also bifurcate.' β
Lou Shoufu: "Not only can I spit him out, but I am lucky to have a good dantian qi, and the tip of my tongue is on the top of the tooth hall, and the dantian is called a mixed round qi, He!" TuiοΌ At this moment, a water balloon was spit out, and the water balloon opened up to be a lotus flower, and a small water king came out of the lotus! β
Then he glanced at his left hand, which meant, 'Just ask if you're afraid'.
On the left hand, he was not only not afraid, but also very happy, looking forward to it. And it's the kind of 'expectation' that shows off in front of a group of colleagues that his son will memorize Tang poems.
At this time, everyone noticed a problem - this product is probably not a fire, he has a problem with his brain.
Lou Shoufu was also a little unable to get off the stage at this time, if this mouth spit lotus was used, wouldn't it be played by a fool as a monkey? If people want to see it, he will give it a performance, where is the face. But if he doesn't have to come out, that idiot will ask the sentence 'How are you better than me?' and he won't be able to get off the stage."
Just as Ding Yi was about to say a few words to shake this matter over, Jia Fang spoke.
I saw him put down his scarf, stood up, and looked humble: "Master Lou, in fact, I have heard of you a long time ago, but due to the disparity in seniority, I don't dare to recognize you at all." Today, Master Lou can teach students with this trick of 'spitting lotus flowers', and the students are grateful! β
Why did he say that?
Because this mouth spits lotus flowers, it sounds like a water system.