Chapter 190: Pushing the tent to invite the moon to talk about the rivers and lakes
The dinner was held in the painting boat, which was unanimously requested by everyone, and Wei Erlang shouted loudly, "Call the water boat to get drunk together, push the tent and invite the moon to talk about the rivers and lakes"
"You have learned the essence of Dugu Shiro's half-sentence poem," everyone teased before they could wait for the next sentence.
Wei Bin and Wei served Yushi triumphantly and was not ashamed.
Wandering in the sparkling lake, the spring moon is in the sky, the spring breeze is blowing, and it feels very comfortable.
Stew lake fish in lake water, hold camelina on a jade plate, boil wild sparrows in a casserole, and pour wine in a large bowl.
"Remember, don't talk about poetry tonight." Wei Erlang solemnly announced.
"Then what do you do with the wine?" Yan Xin, the county lord of Enping, asked cooperatively.
"Invite the moon to talk about the rivers and lakes? Someone is talking about the anecdote of Yantang Jianghu tonight, Zhongli Daoist Tiger Zhenren is walking the rivers and lakes all year round, tell me interesting stories to accompany the wine? Wei Erlang smiled, his handsome face like a flower.
"Ten years of night rain in the rivers and lakes, what are the interesting facts?" Zhongli Zhenren does not avoid meat and fish, and takes the fish head and chews it.
"Punish wine, Zhongli Zhenren has talked about poetry," Dugu Xinci said with a smile.
Zhongli Zhenren couldn't, so he drank a cup by himself, but he didn't know how to speak.
"The children of the rivers and lakes have a lot of affection, why don't Zhongli Zhenren talk about you and the martial arts heroine?" Dugu Xinci mocked again.
"How much do you do? Princess Phoenix can pay more attention, the Far East Hou is both talented and emotional, and she is the favorite beauty of the martial arts heroine" Tiger Zhenren is not to be outdone and ridiculed.
"Tianxing is the Marquis of Yan Tang Yuandong, but it is not as bold as the children of the rivers and lakes such as you," Empress Nalan sneered.
"Okay, you want to hear the story of the martial arts heroine?" Zhongli Zhenren smiled bitterly.
"Think" The county lord of Enping took the lead in nodding, and everyone expressed their interest.
So Zhong Licuo sorted out his thoughts and began to narrate the affairs of the rivers and lakes.
"Among today's Yan and Tang Dynasty warriors, uh, it is more vivid to call it the rivers and lakes, there are many heroines in the rivers and lakes who are famous all over the world, such as the willow waves of this lake, the smoke and rain buildings by the Qujiang Pond are all women, and the Seven Monsters of Longmen are also dominated by women"
"The Seven Monsters of the Dragon Gate are heroines?" Some people were surprised.
"Yes, the Seven Monsters of Longmen were originally called Qizhihua, but they acted casually, and they were falsely rumored to be the Seven Monsters of Longmen, all of whom were little ladies, and their martial arts and techniques were all superior. Hong Lianhua, Bai Kumei, Zhu Tear, Purple Butterfly, Blue Paper Kite, Huang Longfei, Wu Jinfinch, the seven of them are like sisters, each with their own unique skills"
"Hong Lianhua is a person from Luoyang, everyone is beautiful, but he likes swordsmanship, he learned swordsmanship at an early age, he is talented, his swordsmanship is excellent, and he chooses a son-in-law for his family, his words must be swordsmanship better than his own, his parents at home cannot, all parties visit, but they found that Luoyang teenagers are not his opponents, so his father said angrily, if you go to the Sword Pavilion to visit."
"Luoyang Sword Pavilion is famous all over the world, since it is a handsome man, Hong Lianhua will carry the sword into the Sword Pavilion, even pick eight teenagers, and finally provoke a person, three swords out, Hong Lianhua took off the sword and defeated, the little lady of the Hong family decided that this person is his husband, but this person said that he is obsessed with swordsmanship, the little lady of the Hong family is entangled, this person can't, and if he can resist his hundred moves, he will marry him as his wife"
"The little lady of the Hong family is very depressed, but she is more diligent in practicing swordsmanship, several challenges in three years but has never gone through three moves, and then her father moved to Jiangnan East, the little lady of the Hong family had no choice but to go to Jiangnan with her father, and found this sword pavilion swordsman when she left, and agreed to challenge again after three years, and the swordsman nodded and agreed"
"Hong Lianhua went to Jiangnan to visit famous teachers, swordsmanship soared, two years later he returned to Luoyang to challenge the sword pavilion swordsman, but when he met this person's wedding, the Hong family lady was furious, three moves that stabbed the bride, and fought with the groom for 300 rounds, and was finally defeated, but left angrily, not mentioning the marriage."
"Hong Lotus's temperament has changed dramatically since then, every time he meets the marriage of the heroes of the rivers and lakes, he will come to the door to challenge, defeat the groom and take away the bride, known as the red lotus, the martial arts people in Henan Mansion talked about the color change, and begged the sword pavilion to shoot, the swordsman of the sword pavilion promised to take out the sword, injured the red lotus, and forced him to swear not to rob the relatives again, the red lotus was disheartened, and lived in seclusion in the West Mountain of Longmen on the Yellow River, and then successively gathered a group of perverse little ladies for the Longmen Seven Monsters"
Zhong Li wrongly told the anecdote of Wanhong Lotus, but everyone looked at Wei Erlang, Wei Bin and Wei Erlang were the disciples of the Sword Pavilion.
"The swordsman of the Sword Pavilion you said is the master of a certain autumn, right? There are also different theories in the Sword Pavilion on this matter, saying that the woman is rude and willful, and Master Qiu refused to marry because she injured the disciple of the Sword Pavilion," Wei Erlang smiled bitterly.
"That's your master didn't keep his promise, if you don't want to marry her as a wife, you can say it clearly," Yan Xin, the lord of Enping County, said righteously.
"That's that," Wei Erlang hurriedly echoed for the sake of his favorite beauty.
"Haha, Wei Erlang, you have to be careful on the day you get married, if someone robs your swordsmanship, can you resist it?" Dugu Xin smiled unscrupulously.
"Hmph, a certain Jinshi, didn't he swear not to make trouble again?"
"I heard that the people in the Sword Pavilion are married, and the Seven Monsters of the Dragon Gate will definitely be there, although Hong Lianhua will no longer make a move, the remaining six people will often make trouble" Zhong Li said with a wrong smile.
"Hmph, don't just look at jokes, if that Hong Lotus comes to make trouble, you can't stand by, can you? Yang Goro? Wei Erlang's face turned a little pale, and he hurriedly asked the little sword god Yang Qiu for help.
"That's a bunch of little ladies, huh? How much more are there six of them? Yang Qiu's little sword god also laughed and teased.
"Big Bear, do you need to protect someone when the time comes? I invite you to eat wine and meat," Wei Erlang continued to ask for help from the master in his heart.
"Don't beat the little lady," Da Xiong muttered, and everyone laughed.
"Okay, you can rest assured, there are many masters in Xue Wangfu" Dugu Xinci also smiled.
"What's the matter with Guan Xue Wangfu?" Yan Xin, the county lord of Enping, muttered.
"The Seven Monsters of Longmen are just perverse temperaments, not unreasonable people, Wei Erlang don't worry" Xiao Mo Dalang also said with a smile, he lives in Huashan, not far from Longmen West Mountain.
"Yanyulou is in Qujiang Pond, I heard that everyone in it sings and dances wonderfully, but I don't know if it is a child of the rivers and lakes?" After laughing, Du Juan asked again, Qujiangchi is the jurisdiction of Wannian County.
"Yanyulou also only has a little lady, the three sisters of the Ji family with Yanyu Sanhua Niang, in addition to being able to sing and dance, Junwu technology and law, there was a Hedong Dahao to Yanyulou to make trouble, but was thrown into the Qujiang River, and then the Hedong Dahao died violently on the way back, people in the rivers and lakes suspect that it was caused by the Yanyulou Ji sisters, and their families also went to question Yanyulou, the eldest sister of the Ji family Ji bitterly said with a smile, if you really want to harm her life, you will not send someone to pick it up from the Qujiang River."
"In short, Yanyulou is also weird and abnormal, and the three sisters of the Ji family are also called witches, and ordinary people neither disdain nor dare to provoke easily."
"Hehe, Lao Du, you can be careful, try not to provoke this smoke and rain building by the Qujiang Pond?" Dugu Xinci smiled at Du Juan County.
"What did so-and-so do to provoke them? If something happens, it is also the order of Ruxian County," Du Juan was not convinced.
"Okay, let's talk about normal personnel, right? Aren't Yantang people good ranking? There are no names of the four beauties and the ten chivalrous women in these rivers and lakes? Dugu Xinci also smiled, but he was caught off guard and was slapped by Empress Nalan again.
"Four beauties and ten chivalrous women?" Zhong Li looked at Yuandong Hou with a wrong smile, and continued with a smile, "There are no ten chivalrous women, but some people have mentioned the four beauties."
"There are four goddesses and four fairies in the academy, but only the goddess Mu Wanqing of Qingteng is mentioned, and the remaining three are the orchid of the seminary who returns to the sea and listens to the snow, the third sister of the witch of the Ji family in the Yanyu Building, and the witch dance of the ten thousand mountains in Miao Jiang."
"It's not fair, how can there be no Xiaoya?" Dugu Xinci was suddenly furious.
"What did you do?" Empress Nalan was also annoyed and continued to pinch and pull.
"The Empress Nalan is far away, her status is noble, how dare a reckless man in the rivers and lakes blaspheme?" As far as Zhong Li is concerned, in fact, with his vision realm, he really can't see the demeanor of this Nalan Empress.
The Yan and Tang people are plump and beautiful, the Empress Nalan is thin, the heroes of the rivers and lakes are coquettish, and the Phoenix princess is too cold, and only this demon wolf star is shocked, right?
Of course, if you talk about elegance, there are few women in the world who can overshadow the Empress Nalan, and the inviolable majesty of the phoenix bloodline makes people stay away.
"The goddess of Qingteng is a person in the academy, has Xiao Molangjun ever seen it?" Du Juan asked with a smile.
"Naturally, I have seen it, but it is out of the world" Xiao Molang Jun is an honest person, nodding in praise.
"The goddess of green vines, Mu Wanqing, is out of the world, returns to the sea and listens to the exotic snow, Ji is amorous and beautiful, and the witch spirit dance is moving, this goddess, orchid, witch, and elf are the four most famous beauties in today's rivers and lakes."
"Will these four beauties participate in martial arts this year?" Someone couldn't help but ask, it seems that the young Aimujia is not exempt from vulgarity.
"Are there any of these people?" Although Dugu Xinci is a tribute to this branch of martial arts, it is a corpse vegetarian meal, and he doesn't know what sacred ones participated, so he asked Du Juan, this branch martial arts will be borrowed to live in Wannian County.
"I haven't seen the list of martial arts exams, but I heard that you know the tribute, why don't you know?" Du Juan also shook his head.
"It should be," Yang Qiulangjun nodded backwards.
"How can these delicate little ladies participate in this martial arts move?" Wei Erlang was dissatisfied.
"Well, a certain person also thinks about it, in the face of a charming lady, a certain person can't make a move?" Zhong Licuo also smiled bitterly, but turned his head to look at Nalan Feiya, this phoenix princess is also a popular undergraduate champion.
"You only need to pass your own martial arts, are you afraid that the opponent will be a Lu man or a beautiful woman?" Dugu Xinci sneered.
"What you said is easy" This time, even the little sword god Yang Qiu was also resentful.
"Okay, this is a question, I will think about it carefully, what other outstanding talents are there in this department" Dugu Xinci thought about it and asked.
"Among the top ten Tiangang stars in the academy, Xiao Mo and Xiao Sheng are also two of them, right?" Zhong Licuo continued to introduce.
"Xiao Mo Langjun is a Tianxian star, Xiao Erlang is a Tianyong star" Dugu Xinci nodded, Xiao Mo Langjun on Huashan once introduced.
"The night white clothes are the heavenly stars, and the white clothes are not empty monks in Shaolin; There is also Tianqiao Star Pu Xiangxue, the lady of Xiangxue, the youngest daughter of the great magician of Goryeo Pu Xingtang; Tianmengxing Fang Tianhua halberd Yan Ran, the son of Yan Tianqi, the son of Tianyou Star Nantian Yuqiu Zhang Tianyou, the prince of Buyeo in the South China Sea, and the descendant of Zhang Zhongjian; Tianhui star rain clouds turn Situ rain pupils; Heavenly Lonely Star Hedong Lonely Crane Song Yin; Tianying Star Falling British Swordsman Yan Xiangluan; The sky is fast, the stars are volleying, and a feather is not smoking," Zhong Licuo, when it comes to the academy, Junjie is also like a treasure.
A few of the last year-old science and technology scholars were fascinated by it, and Du Juan couldn't help but admire, "This is the name of the handsome talents in the rivers and lakes, Yumian Langjun?" It's also the level of Xiangxue Lady, right? ”
The jade-faced Langjun Wei Bin and Wei Erlang were very depressed, and they were shot while lying down again, but fortunately, Zu Yongliulang was still lying high in the Mengcheng Ao Mansion, so it was better to laugh even more.
"There are also four goddesses and four fairies in the academy, in terms of martial arts techniques, the goddess of Qingteng Mu Wanqing and the goddess of Xiaoxiang Shui Roubo are the best," Zhong Licuo added again.
"In addition to the top ten Tiangang stars of the academy, Ouyang Fenglang and Ru Qingyuan, the No. 1 gentleman Confucian, and the No. 1 Confucian crown are all junjie who are not inferior to the Tiangang stars of the academy."
"Although the dean of the Infantry Riding Academy, Yan Tianqi, is difficult to find, but the Seven Knights of the Rainbow are all taught by him, the Purple Witch Feng Wu is not inferior to the eyebrows, the son of the North Garden, Ximen Leopard, has a reputation early, the Green Ox Captain Chi Linjia is infinitely powerful after the famous family, the five-flowered horse is often free and brave, the white sheep is more and more scheming, the blue elephant Yue Guhe is calm and heavy, and the red lightning section of the red dust riding is unparalleled."
"Wu Ge, Pei Chuwu and Chu Yushi of the Sanying Division of the Sorcerer Academy all have the potential to be called great sorcerers, and Dean Ding Lei is a proud disciple."
"The seminary is double, the paladin Aloa needless to say, the handsome person is on the list, and returning to the sea to listen to the snow is also a magic trick."
"The Five Tigers of the Martial Arts Academy seem to be the lowest-key, but that was deliberately done by its dean, Tsukasa Huyan, in early summer, with the jade-faced Tiger Tower's Spring Rain Treasure Knife in hand, sweeping the Eight Desolations; Rouge Tiger Blue Xiaoxue is a heroic heroine among women; General Tiger Pei Yilou is brave and good at fighting; The smiling tiger Duan Yifeng has a strategy for advancing and retreating; Yahoo Yang Ziyuan Wen Tao Wu Luo; All of them were beaten by the sixteen guards, and the lieutenant waited for him. ”
"In addition to the top ten handsome people in Yan and Tang, the elites of the five colleges, there are also many good players among the rangers, Chang'an Wuling rangers Xiangqi Quan Liangshan chivalry, many rangers are headed by them, and they are not of the same rank as the rangers in Pingkang Beili. The ranger song Yanyi of Hedong Road has been famous for a long time, and the Yandi people call the red silk scarf hero; There is also Chi Hongxue, a broken knife in Henan Province; Jiangnan Dongdao's Ecstasy Xiangye Xiaojia is a hero of the dominant side"
"In addition to the rangers, there are many sects in the rivers and lakes, such as the Sword God Mansion, the Badao Mansion, the Sword Pavilion, the Huanhua Sword Sect, the South China Sea Tianya Sword Pool, the Chang'an Sword Dojo, the Tianshan Kunlun Tianlong Pool, the Miaojiang Holy Witch Sect, the Liuqiu Phoenix Mansion, and many other sects."
"The most eye-catching are Bai Yujing, Bai Changsheng and Lian Wucheng in Changle Gate; Known as the three uniques of Changle, the sword is absolutely Bai Yujing, the sword is absolutely Bai Changsheng, and the spear is even five cities, and Wei Han, the Heavenly Eagle Sword of the Sword Mansion, has suffered in his hands. ”
"Dafengtang and Sword Pavilion have always had grievances, and the sword idiot has not been able to eradicate it in person several times in the autumn, the handsome and extraordinary jade-faced king, the poisonous Zhuge Zhuge is useless and cunning, and the Qi Lian evil comes to Ge and is brave and unparalleled"
"Taiping Villa is very mysterious, and I don't know where he lives, the thief Chu Liuxiang never leaves it empty, and the Shangguan Feihong weapon is weird and ruthless."
"The Yang Zijiang Yang Zi crocodile brothers of the Yangtze River Salt Gang are three thousand miles across the Yangtze River, making friends quite widely, the Yangtze River is known as the picturesque country, a certain has fought with it, and the fighting can not be won by a hundred moves, a cooked copper stick is extremely powerful, and the hob meat Yang Zi crocodile is not afraid of death and is entangled by it endlessly."
"There are also some small gangs that need to be careful, this time the martial arts saints and the imperial court are recruiting heroes, and the review is very lenient, and many gangs that are not clear about good and evil will also send people to participate."
"What Dongting Twelve Serial Docks, the leader Eagle Eye Han Qi is extremely fierce"
"The old nest of the Five Elements Palace is in Poyang Lake, and the chief scoop is called the meridian bell and the meridian, and it is claimed that you will not stay until the fifth watch when you die in the third watch."
"The top ten villains in the Valley of the Wicked Men in Daba Mountain were picked by the sword god ten years ago and are withering day by day, but the second generation of villains is now in the early stages, and Li Qingxia of Chengdu Huanhua Washing Sword Pool was selected for killing the evil ghost Qin Yi and was selected for the Junyan list of last year, but his brother Qin Qi, the evil god, is even more fierce."
"Yantang has a wide range of outstanding people, countless strange people, and many talents in the rivers and lakes, who knows where a character like a demon wolf and a star will emerge?" Zhong Li sighed.
After relieving this concern, I heard that there was a husband in Xizhou.
I wanted to take the boat to visit, and pushed the tent to invite the moon to talk about the rivers and lakes.
(End of chapter)