"He (Dr. Köllerser Huber) has been Bayern Munich's post-match urine doctor four times in a row, and he has done a spot check on me four times in a row. There are 18 people who signed up for the competition, why is it always me every time? ”

Karn continued, "I respectfully brought him a cup full of urine, and he turned his head and said he didn't see it, and told me to pee again." I'm not a water faucet, twist it and pee, how easy is it? I'm old and my prostate is not good, for hours, hours, I won't be allowed to drink a sip of water, and I have to pee again, poor old man, I can't pee! ”

"I said I was covered in sweat, wet and cold, and I had to take a shower first. Well, he sent someone to stand on the side of the shower and watch me shower. Have you ever been washed from head to foot by a big man's eyes without blinking? Do you know what it feels like to be a prisoner? ”

"My family waited for me for four hours on the sidelines, just for my second bubble of urine, which Dr. Köllershuber insisted on. Finally, he had more than half a cup, and he thought I had spilled urine on his face. God, I want to put such a precious bubble of urine in the cellar and treasure it, how can I be willing to splash it? ”

"There was a monitored urinal in the urine test room, and Kahn said he couldn't pee for a while, and I said I could wait, and then he disappeared into the surveillance for some reason. When he reappeared, he had a soak of urine in his hand. ”

"I told him it wasn't in accordance with the rules and that he had to go and pee again. Karn said he couldn't pee, and I said I could wait. ”

A few hours later, he brought the second soak of urine and put it heavily on the table in front of me, and some of it spilled. I told him that if he spilled more, the portion would be insufficient and he would have to pee again. I told him that I was not in a hurry and that he could wait. ”

Karn became angry, and he took the first bubble of urine from the testing chamber and threw it all on the wall. The bubble was full and yellow, and some of the materials splashed on the table, but fortunately the materials were double. And some splashed in my eyes and mouth......"

That's what happened after Bayern's match against Real Madrid, with Kahn and Dr. Köreserhuber each having their own points. UEFA ruled the day before yesterday: Kahn abused the urine test doctor, fined 20,000 Swiss francs (more than 12,000 euros), and banned one match for the Champions Cup. Kahn rushed to the newspaper a week ago to apologize to Dr. Köllerser Huber and failed to reverse UEFA's decision.

In this match with AC Milan, Bayern missed more than one heavy player, in addition to the goalkeeper Kahn, the midfielder Dutchman Van Bommel was also suspended.

Van Bommel was originally banned for two games and happened to miss the two-legged match against Milan. Van Bommel first made an 'umbrella' gesture to the Real Madrid fans at the Bernabeu after scoring a 2-3 goal to preserve hope in the first leg against Real Madrid. This gesture and the middle finger are a meaning, insult plus obscenity, but Van Bommel was not punished on the spot.

In the second leg, he had a conflict with Real Madrid midfielder Mohamed Diarra of Mali and was sent off both.

Van Bommel and Diarra are old enemies, and they have been at odds with each other since they were in the Eredivisie, when they were sent off together for on-field conflicts. Later, Diarra went to Lyon in Ligue 1, Van Bommel went to Barcelona, and the two teams met in the Champions League and they were both sent off twice, and now this is the third time, and this hatred seems to be unsolvable.

A while ago, UEFA announced that Van Bommel was banned for two games and fined 10,000 Swiss francs, which made Real Madrid and Bayern very unhappy. Real Madrid believe that Van Bommel should be banned immediately after the first leg, then the second leg will be nothing to do with him, and Real Madrid may not be eliminated after losing 1:2.

Bayern, for their part, argued that UEFA's basis was insufficient. At this time, conspiracy theories are rife, because the biggest beneficiary of these two bans is precisely AC Milan, and many people believe that Milan is the one who has fallen for it.

In fact, AC Milan and Bayern Munich have a good personal relationship, and the two clubs often work together to help each other in Europe. This time, when Bayern appealed Van Bommel's suspension, AC Milan played a role in it, and in the end Van Bommel was suspended for two games, but the second game could be suspended for a year in European competitions. In other words, when the two teams play at the Allianz Arena in the next leg, Van Bommel will be able to return.

Milan and Bayern have played each other 8 times in the Champions League before, AC Milan has an absolute advantage of 5 wins, 2 draws and 1 loss, especially in the second leg of the Champions League 1/16 finals last season in San Siro last season, Milan slashed Bayern 4:1. In that game, Piggy did not participate because he was punishively sent to the youth team by Magath.

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"I saw that you and Qianruo have been men and women for so long, I thought that you two should also talk about marriage, I have prepared all the red envelopes for you, why do you say that you will disperse?" On the plane, Zhuo Yang asked Little Pig.

After the Six Musketeers separated from Madiburg, in addition to the sad single dog Zhuo Yang and the old husband and wife's Scar Ribery, the other four brothers changed girlfriends shortly after. However, more than two years and almost three years have passed, but the piggy who looked the most flowery at the beginning has never picked flowers with a good hand since then, and has been holding hands with supermodel and actor Ciro Tigi, and the 'SB combination' of Siruo and Bastian is even much more well-known in international football than the '2B combination' of Borriello and Belén Rodríguez.

Although the little pig has not been missing in nightclubs and other occasions to loosen his trouser belt and steal fish, he and Qianruo have always maintained the posture of showing affection for the golden boy and girl in the media. In the past two years, the second brother Montolivo has basically changed in the first half of the year, the grandfather Mertesacker has been an average year, and even the most honest and affectionate butcher De Jong has broken up with Louis Figo's distant cousin Erica Alba and returned to follow his beloved high school girl.

However, the butcher no longer bothered those innocent high school girls, but focused on the little sisters who did not go to school well. In the photo sent to Zhuo Yang by the butcher, the girls had ghost makeup painted on their faces, they were holding cigarettes on their heads, carrying wine bottles in their hands, and the skin on the outside of their clothes was full of tattoos.

The butcher explained to Zhuo Yang that he was influencing them on behalf of God, so that these girls could change their ways and become good girls again, so that they could get rid of the temptation of Satan and return to God's holy bath. Zhuo Yang was very moved by what he said, and then he asked the butcher: "Are these girls enjoyable?" ”

"It's so enjoyable!"

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"Zhuo Yang, you know, I really had the idea of marrying Qianruo last year, thinking about waiting a little longer, but this year I feel completely gone." Little Pig said: "There are no major contradictions, just a lot of quarrels over small things." Time can really wear away the passion and patience between each other, you know, it's too familiar and you don't want to tolerate it anymore. ”

"What do you mean, young master...... We're tired of playing with each other! ”

"It's not rough, it's about the same thing."

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