Section 44 Beautiful chicken

Grounded, by order of the Queen. Dare to go out of the mansion and give a discount to your legs, there are really two fierce royal guards who stay in the Yun family and don't leave, and they follow Yun Ye viciously and never leave, and the female official who announced the decree just left. The bear-like royal guards immediately showed their true colors, bent over and shrunk their necks, Yun Ye's skills were fully learned by them, and loudly declared that he had to come on the orders of the queen's mother, and Hou Ye took pity on our brothers, as long as they didn't leave Yun Mansion, it didn't matter what they did.

Sitting alone on the swing frame, recalling Li Anlan's smile and a little painful in his heart, could it be that he liked her? This brainless woman only has the face of a later wife, but she doesn't have her kind heart? Delusion! Blinded by the surface, in the final analysis, she is a royal princess, and she is a Tyrannosaurus rex cub who wants to eat people, and the play she thinks is a fatal thing in her own opinion, and if she doesn't have a dragon descender, don't play this high-risk game.

I'm not a little kid who is carried away by love, and I have lost even my sanity.

What a joke! Lao Tzu is a dignified red flag man, will he be planted at the feet of the little girl of the decaying, degenerate, and class-opposed feudal dynasty?

You have to have some fun for yourself, otherwise you will get depression, Li Anlan's matter will be talked about later, I don't have time to think about these now, Yun Ye cheered himself up.

Li Er is unreasonable! said that his father was made by Yun Ye to think about tea and dinner, couldn't sleep at night, and was getting thinner and thinner?

Nonsense, it's only been three days in total, where will you lose weight? I think that Yun Ye was hungry for three days in order to lose weight, and he weighed a pound on the scale, who to talk to? He also said that in the future, it was strictly forbidden for Yun Ye to come within ten zhang of Li Yuan.

This is angry, Lao Tzu is not a leprosy, as for being isolated? And have to be responsible for making his dad happy? If you don't kill your brother and brother, he won't be sad!

Let's just say that there are no human rights in feudal society, and if Li Er's orders are not implemented, he doesn't even have the right to be a human being.

Yun Ye carefully thought back to what the old man in the future was doing? Tai chi? Sword dance? Dance? It doesn't seem to be suitable for Li Yuan, a deeply depressed person, and he has a little energy to sow seeds. It seems that the only way to do this is to take out the big killing weapon.

Mahjong! Didn't you say that a billion people and 900 million hemp? That's it. Anyone who gets their hands on this stuff can't leave it. It is an artifact for the treatment of depression.

Hearing Yun Ye call the carpenter, the grandmother and aunt ran out, knowing that he had something new to make, the last time he was deceived by someone to take away the drawings of the car, the grandmother was sad for a long time, and said that she didn't take care of her home, so that her baby was deceived by irrelevant people. The good stuff this time can't be lost again in any way.

arranged for the most loyal carpenter in the family to come to report, Yun Ye drew a piece of paper with a piece of paper, and the most important thing was to draw the chicken as a peacock, and his eyes should be bright, so that Li Yuan liked it as soon as he saw it.

The sandalwood of Yishui was deliberately erased from the pattern, it looked the same, the carpenter's craftsmanship at home was good, and the chicken was portrayed vividly, Yun Ye turned his hand and shouted: "Two cakes"!

Grandma couldn't understand it and asked Yun Ye, "Ye'er, what are these small wooden blocks for?" This finch is beautifully carved. ”

"Grandma, you and your aunts, aunts, and sisters don't have to be bored with this thing, it's a toy, a toy for adults."

Stack cards on the small dining table, Yun Ye sits in the east, grandma sits in the south, aunt sits in the west, and aunt sits in the north. Eating cards, suspension, winning cards, it didn't take a few laps, they all mastered the essentials, my aunt's ability to touch cards has surpassed Yun Ye, and the eldest sister who was watching next to her had itchy hands knocked Yun Ye off the table and played by herself.

I had to hold Xiaoya to tell her a story, and in the middle of the moon, Yun Ye heard the sound of her aunt shouting and touching cards in her sleep. …,

Li Chengqian gritted his teeth and touched the cards, his little face was drawn into a bun, and his fingers pinched the cards with a sizzling sound, probably not touching a good card, so he threw it into the river and shouted: "Five cakes"

The eldest grandson smiled and spread out his cards and said happily: "Hu" The elder who stretched out his hand: "Thank you, three, Sheng Hui fifty Wen"

Li Chengqian pushed the cards into the river and continued to shuffle the cards, and said to Yun Ye while shuffling the cards: "Yezi, this is the new thing you got for the Emperor Taishang?" You're not trying to get my grandfather addicted to gambling, are you? I just played with this thing for a while and felt that I couldn't leave it, and Grandpa Huang, a lonely old man, could resist the temptation of this thing? ”

Yun Ye took the opportunity to code a good hand of cards for himself and said: "Your Majesty only let me make the Emperor Taishang happy, you don't care if his old man is addicted to gambling, his old man has money, and he can't lose it in a hundred years, as long as he is happy." ”

"That's true," Li Chengqian agreed with Yun Ye's opinion. Since Li Yuan's abdication, in order to compensate for his old man, Li Er has desperately stuffed money and beauties into his father, hoping to make up for it, which is also the reason why Li Yuan gave birth to nine princesses in two years.

"Xiao Ye, Cheng Qian, why don't we go into the palace to find the emperor, his old man must be very lonely, how about we play with his old man?" The eldest grandson Chong seemed to have an understanding.

Niu saw that the tiger couldn't play the cards, and said stupidly: "A room of damn despicable villains." ”

A new palace was specially built for Li Yuan in the palace, and the magnificence is not enough to explain its characteristics. Yun Ye slurped, his tongue patted a thick golden silk nanmu pillar, just this pillar, it was enough for the Yun family to eat and drink for three years, and the eldest grandson Chong was in a daze at the endless flow of beauties in the palace, and Li Chengqian came back early

"My mother is not here, so I will come back after saying hello to my grandfather at noon."

"So what are you waiting for? The Emperor Taishang must be waiting anxiously, so he will send our third brother. "The eldest grandson Chong's eyes turned into ingots.

Li Yuan leaned on the newly entered chair, drinking without a sip, the clothes on his body were half-open, revealing his black chest hair, but he was not as strong as he was in his early years, his muscles were loose, and he had a big belly pouting as if he was pregnant for three months. This may be what Li Er needs to achieve! Yun Ye secretly slandered himself.

The three boys stood neatly and respectfully greeted Li Yuan, and the envy in the eyes of the Emperor disappeared as soon as it was revealed.

"How did you three come to me? It's such a coincidence that the three of them arrived at the same time? ”

"I heard from my mother that the imperial grandfather has been in a bad mood recently, and my grandson specially invited my cousin and Brother Ye to accompany the imperial grandfather to relieve my boredom." Li Chengqian said very filial piety, coupled with the meaning of fists, Li Yuan suddenly became happy.

"Haha, it's rare that you have a filial piety, and the boys will accompany the old man to drink," as soon as the words fell, a beautiful woman in full costume held grapes and poured a bowl for the three of them. The dark red syrup resembles a pool of amber in a white porcelain bowl.

After three rounds of drinking, the eldest grandson rushed up and said to Li Yuan: "Emperor Taishang, the kid grew up listening to your legends since he was a child, and hearing your youthful chivalry made the kid admire, drinking in a big bowl, eating meat in a big piece, and dividing the gold in a big scale, Jinyang is especially spreading your deeds, but the kid doesn't believe it, Xiao Ye specially made an interesting thing for you, why don't you let the kid accompany the emperor to come with a few hands?" ”

Li Yuan laughed: "I know that it's not good for you to come to the old man, why do you want to hit the old man's attention?" Then you have to come up with a means to let the old man see what great things the famous Yunhou of Chang'an has made, so that you can be so confident. "It is worthy of being an emperor for many years, and the three of them are careful about where to escape his eyes." Emperor Taishang, last time was the kid rude, you have always been open-minded don't take it to heart, the kid specially made you a toy, it seems simple but it is in line with the principle of heaven and earth, the emperor is careful, the kid has ten taels of gold in his arms today, and he specially came to seek profit. Yun Ye simply opened his words. …,

Li Yuan leaned back with a smile, pointed at Yun Ye and said: "Among these three, you are the most cunning, and if your cunning is exposed, you can not change your face and not beat your heart, and you are not ashamed to do it, and the Anlan woman is a stinky chess game to suppress you with imperial power, and see how she ends, come, come, let the old man see your new toy." ”

The palace maid quickly set the table, Yun Ye spread out the mahjong tiles to Li Yuan to introduce them one by one, Li Yuan picked up the chicken and looked at it for a moment and said to Yun Ye: "You really took the trouble to think about it, this card is indeed designed for the old man, and the good rules are clear, so let the old man feel the principle of heaven and earth in your mouth." ”

Soon, after getting acquainted with it, Li Yuan threw out a gold ingot or tael, and the gambling game officially began, and the temptation of mahjong was indeed difficult to resist. There is no father and son on the gambling table, and the four of them gamble vigorously, and there is no longer a gap in identity. Li Yuan got a good card and smiled, and when he got a messy card, he pointed to the east and scolded the west, Li Chengqian's eyes were wide and he was trying to touch the cards in his hand, and he was about to crush the cards, and the hat on the head of the eldest grandson Chong did not know where to go, and he was urging Li Chengqian to play the cards, and Yun Ye was squatting on the chair like a monkey, with a shoe in the east and a west.

Before I knew it, the sun was about to sink in the west, and none of the four of them had the intention of giving up, still crackling and knocking on mahjong. Empress Changsun stood at the door for a long time, did not come in, and saw her father-in-law naked and concentrating, she shook her head and left.

When the Jingjie drum sounded, Changsun Chong and Yun Ye lay on the ground to count their harvest today, you have a ingot, and I am very happy.

Li Yuan lay on the couch tiredly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and whispered after taking a sip of wine: "Interesting boy." ”

Li Er stood in front of the window, looked at the starry sky, and silently said to the stars: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I have rested in heaven with you." The eldest grandson snuggled up to her husband's chest, feeling his heart becoming calmer and calmer, and his chest was full of joy and peace.