Very good, God help me! I'm worried about the candidate for the leader of the martial arts alliance, now it's okay.

Wan Poison Treasure is originally a super master, coupled with the name of the imperial court and my army, isn't it a sure thing to capture the leader of the martial arts alliance?

Lu Chengzhi stared at the stupid Ten Thousand Poison Treasure, then looked at the elated me, and said, "Isn't he a wanted criminal?" Let's get him arrested? ”

Me: "Wrong! We arrest those wanted criminals who oppose the imperial court, not these good citizens. Look at him, he grew up in the Royal Prison, how can he be a wanted criminal. He hasn't even been to the ground! Why is he wanted by the imperial court? ”

Lu Chengzhi: "But he just said it himself, he killed someone." ”

Me: "Did you kill less?" I am the imperial court, and if I say that I am exempt from sin, I will be exempted! I now declare that the Ten Thousand Poison Treasure is a member of the imperial court! I'm going to use him against the rest of the wanted criminals. ”

Lu Chengzhi: "Is he very powerful?" ”

Me: "Absolutely. ”

Lu Chengzhi: "I also have a lot of martial artists who know martial arts, let him compare." ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "Don't! ”

Lu Chengzhi pointed and laughed at me: "Haha, you are still lying." ”

Me: "I'm afraid that my brother will kill all your men, and you won't be able to save face." ”

Lu Chengzhi: "If you don't brag, you'll die?" ”

Me: "Well, I'll let the Ten Thousand Poison Treasure bounce for you." ”

People laughed.

I said to Wan Poison Bao, "You can jump as high as you can, and give them insight." ”

Ten Thousand Poison Treasure was a little hesitant.

People continued to laugh.

I said, "It's okay, let them see it." ”

Wan Poison Bao touched his stomach, walked out of the feast, stood in the clearing, and let out a fart.

People almost burst into laughter.

The Ten Thousand Poison Treasure rose into the air, the dust gently dispersed, and a thick crack broke out in the stone slab on the ground.

People looked up at the Ten Thousand Poison Treasure and grew their mouths.

The Ten Thousand Poison Treasure came down and fell to the ground with a "snap", and the dust rose everywhere, and after the dust dissipated, the stone slab was completely broken, revealing a deep pit.

He jumped more than ten meters!

Lu Chengzhi was drinking with a wine cup, and now he even dropped the wine cup.

People stepped back as if they had seen a ghost.

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Fight to fame!

Even I feel honored.

Ten Thousand Poison Treasure quickly mingled with the people. He sees everything, eats everything, listens to everything, and believes everything. You can think of him as a baby, yes, who doesn't like a child.

Then I found out that Wan Poison Bao could still write and memorize poems. However, he can only write with stones, not pens and brushes, and in fact he can't even hold chopsticks. I asked him, and he said, "That's what my dad taught me." We were on the second floor, and he taught me how to read and memorize poems. ”

Me: "Where's your father?" ”

Wan Poison Bao was silent: "My father died when I was ten years old and was killed by the second child. ”

Me: "Hey. ”

Wan Poison Bao continued, his eyes looking into the distance, and he fell into a deep memory: "I still have a mother. The mother was robbed by her father and wanted to commit suicide, but her father did not allow it, and her father said that as long as she gave him a son, she could die. So, after she gave birth to me, she committed suicide with satisfaction. Oh, these are all things my father said, he told me about my mother every day, so that I will never forget my mother. ”

Me: "What are you talking about?" You forgot all about them for me and threw them all into Java! You are a happy child, just like thousands of happy children! Do you understand? ”

Wan Poison Treasure lowered his head.

Me: "One more very important thing. You changed your name! The surname 'Ten Thousand Poisons' is not ...... Auspicious, because it is a cult surname in ancient times, and all the descendants of the leader of this cult have this surname. Although people have forgotten it now, there will always be someone who remembers. ”

Ten Thousand Poison Treasure: "No! My dad made me swear that he wouldn't let me change my surname. ”

Ay! He's got a lot of things to do!

I said, "It's not a real change, it's a fake change, it's just a superficial change, not a change in your heart." You can call yourself the Treasure of Ten Thousand Poisons, but don't let others call you the Treasure of All Poisons - of course, you are still the Treasure of Ten Thousand Poisons. For example, you were born with no clothes on, but why are you wearing clothes now? That's because clothes are just appearances, even if we're wearing clothes, shoes, masks, and nothing leaks from our bodies, we're still us, right? So, you have to change your name, so let's do it, and you will be called Wan Baobao in the future. ”

Ten Thousand Poison Treasure: "No! Many people have nicknames 'baby', which is too naïve! ”

Me: "You know what it means to be naïve...... That...... Wanbao! The name is atmospheric enough, right? ”

He thought for a moment: "Good! ”

As a result, Wan Poison Bao officially changed its name to Wan Wan Bao.

"Wan" is also a surname, although the number of people is not large, but it is better than the cult surname of "Wan Poison".

Wan Wanbao was delighted.

I looked at him and rejoiced in his joy.

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Wan Wanbao wandered around.

In order to prevent him from poking out any more baskets, I asked a group of brocade guards to accompany him. So even if he poked out a basket, it wouldn't be called a basket.

But I still underestimated him, and he poked out a big basket.

One day, Wan Wanbao happily ran over: "Boss, I have a wife!" ”

I was drafting the declaration of the leader of the martial arts alliance, and I was so scared that I almost threw my brush away.

Me: "What do you mean?" ”

Wan Wanbao: "I have a wife!" We also went to bed! We took off our clothes first, and then we ...... again."

Me: "Alright! You don't give me details. Tell me how you got a wife! You robbed it? ”

Wan Wanbao: "Where, we fell in love at first sight!" ”

Love at first sight! Dream! I've never believed in "love at first sight". Either deceiving each other or deceiving oneself. I don't even believe in the existence of such a thing as "love". We are all slaves of the body, slaves who think we are self-reliant, but in fact we are controlled. Only a eunuch like me is the true master of the body!

Me: "Tell me what's going on, from the beginning, little by little." ”

Wan Wanbao spoke excitedly.

Here's Wan Wanbao's love story.

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Wan Wanbao took a group of brocade guards to visit Zheng County.

Zheng County is the location of the "General Private Gang", and it is naturally prosperous.

In the Central Plains at the beginning of April, the flowers are red and willow green, and everything is sprouting. The sun shines on the earth, and everything is lazy and warm.

The most lively place in Zheng County is naturally the Qinglou District, where the houses are carved and painted, and the flow of people outside the houses is like a tide.

The beautiful women, dressed in scantily clad clothes, teased visitors on the second floor, and from time to time threw a wink or a handkerchief.

Wan Wanbao didn't know why he wanted to go to the Qinglou District, maybe he wanted to go, maybe his body wanted to go, maybe it was the genes that had evolved for billions of years, maybe it was just accident, maybe it was just fate, who knows?

A woman's handkerchief fell.

Wan Wanbao is a super martial arts master, his hands are extremely fast, and he grabbed it at once.

The woman said to Wan Wanbao, "Uncle, we are really destined." Uncle, I like you so much, Uncle is so handsome, come in and sit down and have a cup of tea. ”

Although Wan Wanbao's facial features are good, his whole body is pale, like albinism, and he has nothing to do with "handsome"! This is completely the professional "speech" of the Qinglou woman, okay!

I know this, and you know it, but how can he know it!

So Wan Wanbao walked in, and a large number of brocade guards also walked in.

Since I extorted hundreds of thousands of gold yuan from "Wang Facai", every Jinyi guard has become wealthy. Although they prefer to grab things and don't like to buy things, they still have to spend money in the Qinglou - if you come hard and the women are not happy, you will naturally not be happy. Besides, I've already explained to them: no matter how much Wanbao spends, I will reimburse it.

Therefore, these people played in that green building for a whole day.

In Wan Wanbao's view, he met a woman Pingshui and fell in love at first sight, and then couldn't help but have a relationship, which is simply the "love" in his father's mouth.

In that woman's opinion, Wan Wanbao is stupid, has a lot of money, and is a big official of the imperial court, who is he not deceived if he is not deceived?

The woman said, "My name is Hua Miaomiao, what about you?" ”

Wan Wan Bao said, "My name is Wan Wan Bao. ”

Hua Miaomiao said: "What a coincidence! Even the name is so similar! - Let's get down to business without getting dressed. ”

They slept all afternoon.

The woman said as she got dressed, "Uncle, I am your person, don't abandon me." ”

What she meant: Next time I visit the Qinglou, I must come to me and not find other women, so that I can make money.

What Wan Poison Bao heard was: "We are lovers, just like the mandarin ducks in the lake, we will stay together until death in this life and this life, and we will be husband and wife again in the next life!" ”

Wan Wanbao said excitedly: "I will also be with you for the rest of my life!" ”

Then he went out with the house in his arms.

Men, thugs, and gangs came up to stop them. I don't know what they said, but it was probably an insult to the woman.

Wan Wanbao didn't say these words to me, but said, "Those men said bad things." ”

In short, the two sides fought.

However, how can they beat Wan Wanbao!

Besides, there are dozens of arrogant Jinyi guards around him! Jinyiwei is used to being domineering in Chang'an, not to mention your small Central Plains Zheng County!

Jin Yiwei destroyed the entire Qinglou, and then returned with Wan Wanbao, who happily came to report to me.

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I sighed.

A woman was brought up.

She is a very beautiful woman, but her makeup is a little thick, and fine lines are faintly visible at the corners of her eyes.

This figure, appearance, and temperament can almost be selected as a palace maid, of course, the premise of a palace maid is the scholar clan, and this kind of untouchable woman is impossible.

She has hair that is neither long nor short, with beautiful bangs and some fine curls. Melon seed face, long eyelashes, small lips, and an innocent and pitiful expression - professional expression.

Ten years ago, I would have been deceived, but now that I've been through so much, no one can escape me.

Lu Chengzhi, Li Weinan, Wang Facai, Hong Asan, and many Jinyi guards and forbidden soldiers all stared at her and smiled.

People know what this is all about.

The woman knew that too.

Only Wan Wanbao doesn't know.

I said, "Good! Very good! Go back and rest. ”

Wan Wanbao said, "When are we going to get married?" My father said that when I grow up, I will marry a daughter-in-law and have children. ”

People laughed.

In Wan Wanbao's eyes, people are smiling kindly.

So Wan Wanbao also smiled happily.

The woman frowned.

I said, "You have to let me prepare it too." Rest for now. ”

Wan Wanbao dragged the woman away.

People continued to laugh.

In Wan Wanbao's eyes, people are smiling kindly and blessedly.

So Wan Wanbao smiled even more happily.

The woman had no expression.