Section 18: All the people should watch the Heavenly Demon Dance
If the old lady wants to watch the glamorous dance, Yun Ye automatically filters, he doesn't dare to imagine a hundred-year-old guy, drooling while watching the glamorous dance, the glamorous dance should be something that young people watch, I want to watch the glamorous dance back then, drink cold beer to ease the feelings, but let out a wolf-like howl in his mouth, and the heroic mess of slapping the table and knocking on the bench, I just don't know if I will take Cheng Chumo and them to see, will there be the previous pride.
"Boy, when the dance of "Heavenly Demon Dance" is accompanied by Zen singing, when it is intense, the sound of Zen singing can break through the sky, and when it is soothing, the sound of Zen singing is like flowing water, the old man did not go to the palace to see his own identity, and now I think about it, it is a pity, if this thing reappears in the world, the old man must taste it carefully."
"Old lady, the kid just didn't understand, why does this "Heavenly Demon Dance" have to be performed in the secret room, not in broad daylight?"
"Hey, hey, boy, it's a mood to be in the secret room, it can be described as bliss in the world, poor old man Fangzheng has been a lifetime, when he is about to die, he understands what indulgence is, it's late, and it has become a thought to eat a meal of meat, Yun family boy, you always hold Buddha's feet when things come to an end, "Heavenly Demon Dance" is here? Tell the old man where he is, let's go now, you don't have to spend money, the old man has a treat. β
Yan Zhi pushed the child-like excitement, and his little eyes showed a rare longing, Yun Ye, Li Tai had a sad face, if the old lady went to see "Heavenly Demon Dance" in case there was a good one, not to mention what would happen to the Yan family, Li Er would tear up the two lives, as long as the old man lived one more day, it would be a blessing for Datang, a living auspicious rui.
"No, old lady, Pei Lin is dying watching "Heavenly Demon Dance", if the kid takes your old man there. If you have a good one, the boy will die a hundred times, you should pity the boy, forget about it, okay? β
"Bullshit, isn't it just to live longer, and you will reach the old man's lifespan in a few decades. They will also treat you as a longevity turtle, the old man is rarely interested, no, I will go to the emperor, I must go to see it, I can die under "Heavenly Demon Dance", the old man is a ghost and a merry. β
The old man jumped down from the brocade couch and told the old servant to prepare an ox cart for him, and he was about to enter the palace to face the saint. A room of juniors in the Yan family looked at Yun Ye and Li Tai viciously, and several of them were about to roll up their sleeves and prepare to beat people.
The wolf bΓ¨i escaped from the Yan family in an unbearable way, and Li Tai said to Yun Ye angrily: "You are trying to kill me, as a brother, it doesn't matter if I accompany you to watch "Heavenly Demon Dance", now, the old man has to go, and it is estimated that my father will not be able to stop him." It's not all about the two of us, did you mean it? β
"The ghost will know why the old man is so excited. Doesn't it say don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things? This is their tutor, and the banners on the wall all have these few words written on them, can I imagine that he will chase after him to watch "Heavenly Demon Dance" with a smile on his face? β
The two of them returned to the academy dejectedly, waiting for Li Er's anger to come. I didn't see any eunuchs coming from noon until night, so I was relieved, and I heard Yan Zhitui's boasting outside the house, Yun Ye's hand trembled, and the tea bowl fell to the ground and shattered.
The worst feared thing happened. Li Gang is also going, Yuan Zhang, Yushan, Lishi, Gongyimu, Liu Fang, also want to open their eyes, watching them discuss "Heavenly Demon Dance" in a serious way Yun Ye's body trembled like chaff, Li Tai is no better than Yun Ye, the most outrageous thing is that no tongue is also going there, they just go, no matter whether there is that kind of function or not, it is a man, what kind of fun are you a eunuch, if "Heavenly Demon Dance" is really as terrible as the legend, the academy is regarded as a pot.
"Qingque, let's go and figure out what this "Heavenly Demon Dance" is, otherwise, even if the two of us live to the end, none of those people outside are the masters who listen to people's persuasion, invite Mr. Sun, let's go to Pei's house to see what is going on with Pei Lone."
It doesn't matter if the old man chatted about a juvenile madness, Yun Ye and Li Tai, who was dragged onto the thief ship, quietly drilled to Sun Simiao, and only then did they go around the flower wall, and they saw Hypatia hiding by the wall and eavesdropping on the old man's conversation, looking very excited, and the pumpkin seed skin in his mouth kept spraying out of the red little mouth.
was caught and eavesdropped, without the slightest embarrassment, he did not shy away from grabbing Yun Ye's hand and shook it vigorously: "Remember to call me when the "Heavenly Demon Dance" is performing, if you dare not call me, I will tell the two ladies in your family that you peeked at me taking a bath, by the way, and took Li Tai and Li Qingque to watch it together." β
"No one will believe your nonsense, and I won't take you to see it when it comes to the heavens, it's useless to frame the two of us, we all know that we are righteous men and gentlemen, do you say yes, Qingque."
Li Tai straightened his chest, and his eyes naturally fell on Hypatia's chest, this woman didn't know how to wear more on a hot day, and she liked to wear silk the most, a robe as thin as a cicada's wings couldn't hide her delicate figure at all, and the two protrusions on her chest were also clearly visible, this was Li Tai's life.
"Hmph, it's really rare to see a righteous gentleman drooling on someone's chest, Yun Ye, there is a small red mole on your chest, don't think I don't know, if I tell Sister SΓΉ Xinyue that the red mole on your chest is very beautiful, think about what the consequences will be." Hypatia not only didn't cover her chest with her hands, but also deliberately straightened her chest and said to Yun Ye proudly.
She didn't cover her chest, Yun Ye nervously hugged her chest and asked in Li Tai's suspicious gaze: "How do you know, did you peek at me taking a bath, oh my God, you are too much." β
"Shut up, who is like you, Shan Ying, the dog peeks at other women taking a bath. Aren't they all caught? The red mole on your chest was seen when you took off your clothes for me when you gave a speech to raise money last time, you and Li Qingque know what happened, Sister Xin Yue and Sister An Lan don't know if they will believe it? β
"It's all women who strip naked and dance, it's not appropriate for you to see a woman, there's nothing to see, you better study more, why it's better to always see lightning first and then hear thunder."
"I researched, and I figured it out, I found a big drum, let people beat the drum in the distance, but also first saw the drumstick smashed on the drum surface, and then heard the drum, which shows that the speed of the eyes is faster than the sound, I measured the speed of sound propagation, I can't measure the speed of the gaze, that requires a lot of people to cooperate, so I gave up for the time being, and we will study it when the conditions are ripe, I want to go to see "Heavenly Demon Dance" now with the mentality of research, don't the old gentlemen next door also go with this mentality?"
"Yun Ye, you just take Hypatia, when we study, it will be more convenient to have a woman by your side to help check which dancers, busy with your go, don't always eavesdrop on the old man's conversation."
Li Gang has spoken, what else can Yun Ye say, hatefully nodding the cheering Hypatia with his fingers, dragging Li Tai towards the medicine house, and asking Sun Simiao to check Pei Lin is an important job, which must be done.
"Yezi, this woman is spoiled by those old gentlemen, and they all treat her as their own granddaughter, I often see him pushing Mr. Li Gang for a walk in the academy, and I also see him helping Mr. Yuanzhang pinch his shoulders, a sycophant, do you think my revenge still has a chance to revenge?"
"It is estimated that it is unlikely, when the old gentlemen grow old one by one, she will definitely become the idol of all women in Chang'an, and you and I will not be able to touch her at that time, didn't I tell you, don't treat her as a woman, she is a man wearing a woman's skin." Yun Ye quickened his pace, preparing to hurry up to Sun Simiao, Pei Lin estimated that he would not live for a few hours.
Walking, walking, but I couldn't hear Li Tai's footsteps, and when I looked back, I found that this guy's eyes were looking straight at his back, and the corners of his mouth were twitching.
"Let's go, what are you stupid again!" Yun Ye turned around and shouted at Li Tai.
Li Tai, who walked up quickly, suddenly grabbed Yun Ye's chest and said, "When did you say such things to me?" Do you know that when my concubine came to visit me in the academy, Hypatia invited her to take a hot spring with her, and they washed for two hours. β
Yun Ye looked at Li Tai sympathetically, patted him on the back and comforted him, being taken advantage of by other women to take advantage of his wife, there was no place to reason. I can only knock out my teeth and swallow them in my stomach.
"This damn pervert, I won't let her go." When he arrived at the medicine house, Li Tai's cursing was still endless, Sun Simiao stood in front of the medicine house and looked at the two of them unkindly, disgusted that the two people disturbed their own medicine, and the two medicine slaves standing next to him smiled at Yun Ye, and continued to sit there and use the guillotine knife to make medicine.
"Mr. Sun, have you heard of "Heavenly Demon Dance"?" Yun Ye asked the old Tao directly.
"Go to Hugh, go Hugh, the evil demon outside the Dao Hugh enter my door." Sun Simiao's already unhappy face was even more gloomy and scary, and he had the intention of driving the two of them away.
"Mr. Sun doesn't know, now there are demon girls who use this dance to harm people, the kid is thinking about how to restrain this kind of sideways, this is not to ask Mr. to use a clever hand to save people from fire and water."
"I don't know if others can't save the old way, you yourself have lost a lot of money in Yuanyang recently, and you can't bear it even if you are cast in copper and iron, recently, you need to cultivate your mind, and Qingque is the same, they are all good children, why don't you know moderation."
Both of them were made red-faced, muttering embarrassed to talk more, and the medicine slave who stepped on the grinder and grinding the medicine with his foot couldn't laugh, and stepped on the air, and the medicine powder in the trough was sprinkled on the ground, and Li Tai went up and kicked it twice to relieve a little anger. (To be continued.) )
PS: Section 2