533 Starry Sky Talk
After a commotion, it was already twilight, and the military generals of Wenchen retired one after another, but Cao Cao did not leave, and continued to stay on the Tongque Platform with Wang Baoyu.
Wang Baoyu also gradually understood Cao Cao's intention to keep him by his side, if he didn't follow Cao Cao, maybe he would be killed by a certain Cao character. But from this point of view, Wang Baoyu's good impression of Cao Cao is a little more.
Cao Cao and Wang Baoyu didn't care about washing, so they fell asleep on the bed, and when they woke up, it was already late at night.
After the two of them slept enough, their eyes lit up, Cao Cao simply beckoned Wang Baoyu to come out of the house, brought a small stool and sat on the bronze bird platform again, admiring the moon and stargazing, and chatting about world affairs.
"Baoyu, today I know why Liu Daer treats you as a treasure, how humble he is." Cao Cao sighed.
"I don't think he cares much about me, isn't it just a false name given to a Tianyou general, plus a small Yiling!" Wang Baoyu retorted.
"No, who dares to compete with Liu Da'er for a wife?" Cao Cao said, of course, referring to Sun Shangxiang, it can be seen that Liu Bei was able to return Sun Shangxiang to Wang Baoyu, which still caused a lot of sensation. At the same time, it also shows that Cao Cao planted a large number of spies in Nanjun and other places.
"Hehe, you dare, and there is more than one fight." Wang Baoyu said with a smile.
"It's all broken flowers and willows, it's insignificant, I married Liu Bei's wife, just because he won't be humiliated." Cao Cao said dignifiedly.
"By the way, Lao Cao, you have married so many daughters-in-law, can you be busy?" Wang Baoyu asked with a hippie smile.
"It's fashionable to be young, but recently I always feel that my waist and knees are sore, I don't have sex, and I can't urinate cleanly." Cao Cao sighed.
"I have a cure for this problem, and I have the heart to help you, but you are too suspicious, and I am afraid that you will kill me, so forget it." Wang Baoyu said.
Cao Cao's eyes lit up, and he waved his hand and said: "This is ridiculous, I am suspicious just to protect my ears, if I suspect you, how can I let you live in the same room with me?" ”
"Okay, when I get back to the Prime Minister's Mansion, I'll give you one and try the effect first." Wang Baoyu said.
"If it works, the golden arrow can naturally be sent to you." Cao Cao said.
Oh, Wang Baoyu tried not to show a snickering expression, the two of them were talking, and suddenly saw a large bright meteor in the night sky in the southwest, which was still particularly eye-catching in the bright moonlight.
Cao Cao didn't show surprise when he saw this scene, which showed that he was calm in the situation, and asked with a smile: "Baoyu, you claim to know the way of a warlock, what do you mean?" ”
"Generally speaking, it's something strange happening." Wang Baoyu said casually.
"Alas, if you find a star official to divination, you must be in Liu Bei to enter Sichuan." Cao Cao sighed.
"Then I don't know."
"Liu Da'er is ambitious, and he will definitely become a big problem for me one day." Cao Cao sighed repeatedly.
Wang Baoyu was speechless, it seems that Cao Cao had already known about Liu Bei's intentions in Xichuan, as for why he didn't stop it, or strike first, it was because Cao Cao wanted to fight Liu Zhang in Xichuan, and he had to pass through the land of Zhang Lu in Hanzhong.
As mentioned earlier, Zhang Lu had sent troops to help Cao Cao fight Sun Quan, but if Cao Cao led his troops and wanted to pass his territory, he would never agree.
Wang Baoyu looked up at the stars and thought that this unique astrological spectacle was a sign that Liu Bei was going to enter Xichuan and achieve the emperor's career. Liu Bei's success or not, Wang Baoyu didn't feel much about it, because it had long been written in the history books.
Wang Baoyu felt that the more Liu Bei was tossed, the harder Zhuge Liang became, and he didn't know if he could sleep for two hours a day? Every time he thinks of this, Wang Baoyu feels that his heart is heavy, Zhuge Liang is a loyal workaholic, working 24 hours a day, more than 15 hours a day.
However, Wang Baoyu and Cao Cao were both wrongly judged, this unique astrological sign has nothing to do with Liu Bei, and of course it has nothing to do with Zhuge Liang.
Who and what should the stars say? But it is related to a person Wang Baoyu once met, who is Zuo Ci.
"Haha, it's done, it's done!" Zuo Ci held a wooden sword, pointed at the night sky, and laughed.
"Brother Yuanfang, what's going on?" You Heng stopped the sound of the piano and asked dissatisfiedly.
"I can't tell you a pedantic person." Zuo Ci said.
"It is better to be happy alone than to be happy with all......"
"I'm happy for myself, what do I have to do with you!"
"Crazy and crazy, crazy and crazy, evil and righteous, confusing all beings." You Heng said, continued to play the piano, and sang in his mouth: "In the garden late at night, it is quiet everywhere, and the leaves no longer rustle......"
Wang Baoyu continued to chat with Cao Cao, and Cao Cao sighed: "The people I hate and admire the most in my life are only Liu Bei and Sun Quan'er!" ”
"I heard that Liu Bei once planted a vegetable field here for a period of time, why didn't you take advantage of that time to kill him?" Wang Baoyu asked.
"Hey, why haven't you thought about it!" Cao Cao did not hide it, but he regretted it very much: "It's just that he is very good at disguise, often has low-key words, but he is ambitious in his heart!" If you say why you didn't kill him, alas, the wise one was confused for a while. Every time I think about it, I feel like ......"
Cao Cao thought about the analogy, and Wang Baoyu interjected: "It's like eating!" ”
Cao Cao grinned disgustingly, but still nodded in agreement: "That's exactly what it means!" ”
"They all said that you went to beat Sun Quan just to get Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao to this Tongque Stage, is it true?" Wang Baoyu asked again.
"Naturally, it is a joke, marrying Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao is really humiliating Sun Quan and Zhou Yu." Cao Cao didn't hide it.
"Hehe, tell you the truth, Big Joe and Little Joe are all there with me, they look good, average, I don't have any interest anyway." Wang Baoyu said with a smile.
"I've known for a long time." Cao Cao showed his usual smug expression again, maybe the secret agent sent him the portraits of several beauties.
Cut, I really can't hide anything from Cao Cao, Wang Baoyu was speechless. Cao Cao asked rhetorically: "I also have something to understand, there are many beautiful relatives around you, so why don't you marry a wife and be a concubine, and have many sons and blessings?" ”
"Alas, I also have unspeakable secrets, this thing below, it will be wasted when you are young, and you can only pee." Wang Baoyu sighed and said, he didn't hide this matter, but also to reassure Cao Cao, after all, when he returned to the Prime Minister's Mansion, there were a lot of female dependents.
Well? Cao Cao was taken aback, he never thought that such an elf-like figure would still be a waste. Of course, everyone can guess Cao Cao's expression next, it was the sound of laughter that resounded in the sky, Wang Baoyu was almost annoyed by laughter, Cao Cao stopped laughing and asked, "If you give me that medicine, is it to cure your own illness?" ”
"You guessed it, it's a pity that my own disease was not cured, but I found that this medicine has an effect on others, isn't this equivalent to making wedding clothes for others!" Wang Baoyu sighed again and again, and Cao Cao laughed again, and said a very annoying sentence, "If a man can't do this happy thing, he is not worthy of being a man, and he has no children under his knees, and he is even more unfilial!" ”