Chapter 16, the good night smells the change
Within a few days, there was a big feast, and Mrs. Sun and Xuande got married. In the evening, the guests dispersed, and two lines of red torches led Xuande into the room. Under the light, but see the guns and knives are full; The maids and maids all wore swords and hung swords, and stood on both sides. Bluff the soul of Xuande and do not possess the body. Exactly: I was shocked to see the maid standing with a horizontal sword, and it was suspected that Dongwu had set up an ambush. ”
This is the description of Liu Bei's marriage to Sun Quan's sister in Mao Ben's romance, and now it is what Xun sees in his eyes, and it is similar to this, but it is specific and slight. He was embraced into the cave room by two maidservants, and saw two maidservants at the door of the room to greet him, one of whom held candles and one of whom set up a case...... There are six before and after, and all of his meows are wearing swords at their waists!
I relied on Lao Tzu to run the wrong set, you wait for me to call Liu Bei over...... Breaking his head is Xun, and he never imagined that he would see this kind of scene - although Cao Bao was engaged in Xuzhou soldiers, he held nearly fifty percent of the military power, after all, he was not an uneducated small landlord like the Sun family, and he brought out two generations of military generals in a row, why did his daughter also have such an inexplicable hobby?
If you look closely, your daughter-in-law is kneeling next to the spread out futon, still holding a fan with both hands, covering her head. Shixun couldn't help but point to the weapons worn by the maidservants and asked, "This ...... Why do you have a sword and a sword? It's also too ...... It's ......"
Suddenly, Miss Cao moved the fan away, showed her face, and said to Shi Xun with a straight face: "It's just in case - the husband doesn't know yet, just in time, the news came that Tao Zhijun was assassinated and injured, and I'm afraid his life will not be long in coming!" ”
"W-what!" Shi Xun felt a muffled thunder explode on the top of his head, and he almost couldn't stand still, so he was about to have an upside-down onion. I only heard Miss Cao say again: "Today, Tao envoy Jun will go to the banquet in the future, and if he is sick, he is actually assassinated, and the news is blocked inside and outside, so that no one knows." When the uncle got the news, he told the maids to wear swords to prevent accidents. As he spoke, he lifted the futon beside him, only to see that there was a knife and a sword hidden under the mattress, and all of them were out of the sheath!
As soon as his knees weakened, he sat on the ground with his buttocks. I only heard a servant girl next to me laugh and said: "Childe is scared of the son-in-law - the outside affairs have their own masters, and we will also stay outside the door, so we must not disturb the good night of the son-in-law and the son-in-law." ”
It's Xun Xin who said that it's a good night, do you think I know this kind of news, and there is still a spiritual leader who sleeps with his wife? As soon as he gritted his teeth, he hurriedly changed his sitting to kneeling, and asked Miss Cao with a calm face: "Have you gotten the information from the Elk brothers?" What's being done? ”
Miss Cao shook her head lightly: "Husband, don't worry too much, you have your own uncle to preside over it." ”
Shi Xun hung his head and thought about it carefully, then suddenly turned around and said to a servant girl: "You immediately go out to report to Cao Gong and spread the word for me, if Tao Envoy Jun has something to do, he should pay attention to three things-first, he must firmly control the Danyang soldiers in the city; Second, it is not allowed to fall into the hands of others; Third, act more and consult with Chen Yuanlong, which can be safe. ”
The maid looked at their young lady, saw Miss Cao nodding slightly, hurriedly agreed, turned around and went out. Another maidservant hurriedly took the wine, and said with a smile: "Son-in-law, son-in-law, don't worry about foreign affairs anymore, and drink this glass of wine, rest in peace early." ”
The so-called "Heyu Liquor" is to cut a kind of gourd commonly known as "bitter gourd" into two, make a wine vessel, connected by a ribbon, and drink wine, it is said that its taste is very bitter, symbolizing that the couple will share weal and woe in the future, and grow old together. At that moment, they handed over the wine, although Shi Xun was full of the political situation in Xuzhou, he also knew that he was useless now, so he had to reluctantly take it - he and Miss Cao each held half of it, and they drank it relatively well, as for whether the taste was sweet or bitter, because there was something in his heart, he didn't taste it at all.
When she had finished drinking, the maidservant threw the gourd in half to the ground. Shixun had heard that this was also a kind of divination activity, and if the two halves of the gourd were turned on their backs, it symbolized the harmony of yin and yang, and the harmony of the qin. To-day, however, the two halves of gourds rolled on the mat, and they were all facing down—and the maidservant quietly reached over and kicked half of them face up.
Shi Xun asked casually: "Both of them are facing down, what is the sign of the lord?" The servant girl smiled and said, "The honorable son-in-law is wrong, it is a good omen." Shixun couldn't help but shrug his shoulders: "Okay, what if...... I asked, if both were to bow down, what would be the sign of the Lord? ”
The maids didn't dare to speak, but Miss Cao replied generously: "The one who bows down is like the sky, and the one who is the sky is the man." ”
It's Xun Xin who said that I know the way! It is the sky, it is a man, it is the earth, it is a woman, a bow and an up, men and women keep their own way, if both of them face down, it represents two heavens - to put it bluntly, both husband and wife are hardliners, both want to be the head of the family, and they must seize the dominant position in this marriage, east wind and west wind, and they will be happy from then on.
In the family of this era, it is natural for men to dominate, and women want to dominate, that is immorality. Think about it, if Miss Cao wasn't as strong as Mrs. Liu Beisun later, could Cao Hong give her handmaidens weapons and let them help guard outside the room? Can she face the sword unsheathed under the futon without changing color and heart beating? He thought he had met an ordinary literary young woman, but it turned out to be a second ...... A force-type literary young woman!
Seeing that the atmosphere in the house was a little embarrassing, the maidservants hurriedly came over to play a round and said, "When the maidservants remove their clothes from their sons and sons-in-law, you should rest early." Shi Xun waved his hand: "No need, you all go out!" The maidservants didn't move, just looked at Miss Cao, and Miss Cao glared at them: "Since the husband said so, you can retreat." ”
The maidservants had no choice but to retreat and close the door. Shi Xun looked at Miss Cao in the candlelight—well, her complexion seemed to be a little whiter than the last time we met in the snow, and maybe it was because of the thick powder. I saw that the other party was also looking at herself, and she didn't have the shyness that a bride should have. He couldn't help but shudder in his heart, this girl is really not easy to get rid of......
You look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to do next. If there was no Shicai, Shi Xun was a little drunk, and he had just been stimulated by the charming third sister-in-law, he should have turned into a beast and pounced on it in an instant-although the daughter-in-law was a little worse than the third sister-in-law, it was barely enough to see it-but at this moment, the atmosphere became completely wrong. For normal men and women, the atmosphere is actually very important, for example, if you have a news broadcast on TV, the volume is quite loud, and few normal men are interested in reporting their wives to bed - at least you have to change the animal world, and you have to have the kind of mating scene.
But it was impossible to stare at it all night and wait for new news from outside. It was Xun who estimated that if Tao Qian hung up, the political situation in Xuzhou would change dramatically in an instant, if he didn't hang it, the drama would have to wait for dawn to be staged. After all, this is Lao Tzu's cave room candle night, whether it is the previous life or this life, it is the first time to beat the mother's fetus, and it may be the only one, so it is destroyed, what kind of do you say! Which bastard is the old man Tao who is plotting to assassinate, when can't you start, why are you in a hurry today? I'm not done with you!
And Cao Hong, if you send a team of soldiers to quietly guard the courtyard, you will die, why do you want to inform my daughter-in-law and let her maidservants bring swords? Do you know that this is my wedding night, alas! What's in it for you to ruin your niece's first night of happiness?!
There is also Kuan, who had a bad idea to let me compose a poem and not to mention, he deceived Miss Moose, who could play 90 points, and left Miss Cao with 70 points...... As he thought about it, he couldn't help but feel a wave of anger welling up in his heart. Go to your meow's Tao family, go to your meow's Cao family, go to your meow's home, Lao Tzu doesn't want to do anything tonight, just take a good hole and spend candles, anyway, if Xuzhou wants to start a war with Yanzhou immediately, no matter who is in charge of the state government, it is impossible to take Lao Tzu's life in vain! It's a big deal that Lao Tzu went back to Cao Cao's side to start over, even if he only worked as a secretary for Cao Cao for the rest of his life, when Cao Pi usurped the Han, there should be a chance to mix two thousand stones!
Thinking of this, as soon as he raised his hand, he pressed Miss Cao's shoulder, which frightened Miss Cao and shrank back in a hurry. It's Xun Xin who said that it's okay, this girl is just an ordinary bold, if she puts her hand on it, she will fall into my arms, then maybe her hat will have to find green silk to paste. At that moment, he grabbed Miss Cao's shoulders and whispered, "The good night is short, let's rest early." ”
At this point, Miss Cao didn't dare to raise her head to look at Shixun anymore - her nerves were a little big, but her spirit was fine - she just struggled lightly and said, "Wait...... Waiting for the concubine to take off her head......" Shi Xun smiled and said, "Madam, let the husband help you." Reaching out, he pulled out a golden hairpin on Miss Cao's head.
Miss Cao didn't speak, but it was Xun Hui's brain, and she didn't know what was going on, and a soft and charming voice suddenly sounded in her mind: "You, what are you doing pulling my hairpin?" "Ah, isn't that Qin Keqing in the old Red Mansion? As soon as he thought of the scene where Lao Jia Zhen molested his daughter-in-law, he immediately felt that his physiology had changed rapidly...... Well, well, the atmosphere is here, and the emotions are naturally mobilized.
At the moment, she took off Miss Cao's head and put down her long black and beautiful hair, Miss Cao raised her hand to hold her hair and tied it in a bun at random at the back of her head. Shi Xun himself also took off the crown, and then reached out to untie Miss Cao's clothes, Miss Cao shrank back, and said in a low voice: "It should be the concubine who is the husband and the king......
"Okay," Shi Xun said with a shy smile, "I'll help you loosen your clothes, you help me loosen your clothes, that's how the couple should be." was about to pounce, but Miss Cao turned around lightly and skillfully, dodged, and then with a wave of her sleeves, she extinguished the candle flame.
Ah, there are no glass windows or street lamps these days, although it is a full moon, but the moonlight can not be projected into the house through the narrow windows, and as soon as the candle flame is extinguished, it is almost impossible to reach out and lose five fingers. This black paint has lost a lot of interest...... But after thinking about it, it's the wedding night after all, the bride is tender, and I have to be considerate as a husband. It's just that...... Shixun suddenly remembered a life-and-death event-
"Wait, relight the candle first, put away the knife and sword, this doesn't even have a sheath, what if you roll and cut the meat?!"