The 55th Lantern Festival
There are great changes under the big pattern, the harvest of three consecutive years has given the Tang Dynasty incomparable confidence, and the royal power has become extremely powerful at this moment, and the surrounding neighbors trembling to the heavenly khan to express their submission, countless businessmen flocked out of the Tang Dynasty and began the second round of aggression.
The glorious Wanmin Palace was completely lit up tonight, standing on the dragon's head plain, extremely bright, at that time the palace in the sky, the citizens of Chang'an put their fingers in their mouths, and looked fascinated.
"It's beautiful, the paint of the Wanmin Palace is still brushed up, you can only see an outline, but I hung it on the hanger and looked at it carefully, the hall is paved with wood, golden and yellow, just like gold, the third child of the Zhou family, with a little bit of sand and stone, it makes it thinner than painting his wife's eyebrows."
"What are you blowing, my grandfather is drinking with His Majesty in it tonight, I heard that the guests who came are going to be 10,000 years old in total, and they said that they want to congratulate Datang Wannian."
"Nonsense, how can you be so coincidental enough to be 10,000 years old, don't be nonsense if you don't know, get away, don't hinder Lao Tzu from watching the night view."
"I heard that if it's not enough for 10,000 years old, just find a noble to be the head, what's the difficulty of making up for 10,000 years old, our Datang nobles are more than dogs, it's too easy to find a suitable one."
Yun Ye sat in the carriage and listened to the noise of the citizens outside, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, that's right, he was the one who added his head, he couldn't make up for 10,000 years, and he was temporarily called over by the officials of the Ministry of Rites to make up the number, saying that the grandfathers are too old, and you are the only one in the Hou Ye, and you are twenty years old, which is simply made in heaven.
Tonight, the Yun family is carrying out a garden tour, and the Yun family's garden is open to all the Zhuang households, and it is full of lanterns, and there are riddles on the lanterns. If you guess the riddle, you can take the lantern away, but there is a sign written by Yun Ye himself at the entrance of the garden, and the students and dogs of the academy are not allowed to enter.
Last night it was open to students, but there was not a single lantern left in the garden, and it was as black as a ghost. Those students who coveted the lanterns made of red silk by the Yun family were ready to do a big sweep again tonight, who would have thought that people would not allow it.
Listening to the riddle of the little boy in the garden, his anxious heart was like fire, stupid, Liu Bang laughed, Liu Bei cried, can this riddle be guessed? Xiang Yu died, and Liu Bang smiled. Guan Yu died, Liu Bei cried, isn't Yu dead a green character? I don't know whose fool can guess the Linglong Lingzi, who is Wang Ling?
Jumping and shouting outside the garden, even the beautiful maids of the Yun family were not in the mood to look twice, although those maids were all dressed up with flowers and branches.
A fat boy went out of the garden with a lantern on his toes, shoved it into the hands of his mother, who was sitting in the pile of women, eating and drinking, and rushed into the garden to the praise of the women. Prepare to take away all the lanterns of the Yun family.
The students of the academy looked at the simple math problems above and slapped them in the head. He grabbed the guard guarding the garden and said, "I'm going in, the Yun family is still unreasonable, yesterday our lanterns were full of obscure sentences, or arithmetic problems that Teacher Hypatia hadn't talked about, how could it become something that these toes can calculate today?" ”
The guard who was grabbed by the chest was not angry, and said with a smile: "You are all Xiucai Gong who has read big books. Of course, the problem is more difficult, and the people who came today are all dealers and little dolls, and the topic is of course simple, but it is a problem, and you don't also take all the lanterns of my house. The house was dark in the middle of the night.
Look, the little lady of the Han family is flashing her eyes at you, why don't you talk a few words? The maids of my family, but they are all innocent people, see that your life is not very rich, if you marry the little lady of the Han family, her Lao Tzu's dowry, will make you inexhaustible. “
The students seemed to see those women with refreshments and heavy makeup, and their interest increased greatly for a while, knowing the family style of the Yun family, those maids must be good women, and the maids who have been trained by Mrs. Taihou are not a little bit stronger than the daughters of ordinary people, besides, with Li Jinghong's Zhuyu in front, the students are extremely yearning for such a romantic affair, and it seems that it is not bad to get a wife home.
Rubbing his face, adjusting his voice, and seeing what he liked, he paced and shook over, picked up a piece of snack on the maid's plate, stuffed it into his mouth, swallowed it in three or two, shook his head and said: "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island, my fair lady, good gentleman." I don't know how old the little lady is? Have you ever been married? ”
Of course, the answers were different, and there were even those who were slapped, the maids of the Yun family are not comparable to those maids who sold themselves into the house, they are all free people who have not signed a deed, and they have learned their skills in the name of a maid. The woman in Guanzhong has a strong temperament, it is good to look at it, but it is not pleasing to the eye, and she never hesitates to pump people with big ears.
Presumably the joy of Yunfu, Yun Ye is better than death in the Wanmin Palace, there are old men in Wuyang, there are old people who are dizzy, there are those who want to sleep for a while after saying two words, fart and snoring are endless, the sober ones are either stuffy and drinking, or eating meat, and they don't care about what the ceremonial officials say above, these old guys are used to lawlessness by the Tang Dynasty, and the banquet is already a mess before it starts.
"Come, young man, tear this chicken open to the old man." A fat old man beside Yun Ye handed Yun Ye a fat chicken and confidently ordered Yun Ye to work.
"Thank you, uncle, the boy is not hungry, you should eat!" Yun Ye thought that the old man wanted to give half a chicken to himself, because there was only one chicken on the case.
The old man glared at him and said, "Who wants to give it to you, the old man of the whole chicken is not easy to eat, eat half of it, keep half of it, and continue to eat it tomorrow, the old man's son is the secretary of Chang'an County." ”
Although he really wanted to throw the whole chicken in the face of the bookkeeper Lao Tzu, but seeing Li Er's beaming appearance, he didn't dare to ruin his interest, Yun Ye gritted his teeth and tore open the chicken for the old guy, spit in it, and handed it to the old man.
Yun Ye hurriedly got up and walked towards the small single room opposite before the old guy asked him to peel the fish bones for him, preferring to serve Yan Zhitui rather than sit at a table with the old man who was pretending to be a public servant.
Yan Zhitui's identity is respectful, and he naturally occupies a table, and is squinting and napping, when he saw Yun Ye coming over, he was overjoyed, and immediately pushed a piece of fat pork buttocks over: "Boy, hurry up and eat, meat is a good thing, this is what Fan Xu ate on the shield back then, and it was still undercooked, you are lucky, the old man coveted it for a long time, but he had no teeth, so he could only call Hehe in vain. Eat quickly. ”
Yun Ye was also really hungry, where could he take care of a lot, and then he took it, it was a lion shaking his head, the monkey scratching his cheeks, and in an instant, a plate of fat meat went down to his stomach, fat but not greasy, soft and crispy, it was indeed a good thing.
Yan Zhi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "How is it?" What the old man said is true, right? The food in the palace is just this one and the old man's appetite, and the rest is the same thing. "The older the old man gets, the more he looks like a child, Yun Ye likes such an old man.
took out a packet of toffee from his arms, asked Yan Zhitui to eat one, the old man liked it very much, threw three pieces in his toothless mouth in one go, stretched his mouth bulging, and closed his eyes to enjoy the fragrance of milk. In this way, I didn't forget jì, put the rest in my arms, and habitually patted it, and became more and more satisfied.
I don't know who shouted: "Congratulations for the Tang Dynasty." Yun Ye picked up the cup and took a big sip. Before the cup was put down, someone shouted again: "Congratulations for Your Majesty!" “。 Yun Ye had no choice but to pick it up again and continue.
A foot-long bronze statue, with two ears on it, the two hands are heavy and heavy, I don't know what those two ears are for, I just feel that every time I drill into my nostrils, it is very uncomfortable.
Yan Zhitui fell asleep again, still holding a sugar cube in his mouth, he didn't dare to disturb, although the fire dragon in the hall was burning very strongly, Yun Ye still covered the old man with his own big coat, and slowly tasted the grape brew, and also told the eunuch to give himself those ice quickly, the grape brew is not iced, and it is not enough to drink.
People can't be idle, if they are idle, something will happen, Yun Ye is still full of curiosity about the Wanmin Palace, he didn't allow himself to get close to this palace at the beginning, what to say, he is the mourning star of the building, especially after hearing that Yun Ye accidentally blew up Li Er's dormitory, he issued the most severe grounding order to Yun Ye, that is, Yun Ye was not allowed to say the three words Wanmin Palace from his mouth.
Now that Gong Yijia is not there, he is not qualified to participate in such a banquet, those eunuchs wearing black hats are busy shuttling in the main hall, and dancing girls in colorful clothes are dancing. Li Er sat at the top and drank wildly with a wine glass, and the chimes on both sides of the hall aroused Yun Ye's idea.
A female musician with a small hammer pricked up her ears to listen to the music, knocking it from time to time, Li Er is very stingy, shouldn't the chimes be bronze? Why are the bells in the Temple of All People made of jade?
Curiously took the bronze jue in his hand and knocked on the jade block on the very edge, the sound was crisp and melodious, it was good, I originally thought that there was anyone in the noisy environment who came to listen to music, they were all here to eat food, and by the way, to see the beauties, whether the music was the same.
The female musician's face turned pale with fright, looked at Yun Ye with tears in her eyes, and begged him to get out of here. Disrupting Yayin, that's a felony.
It is said that the song is wrong, Zhou Lang Gu, now Li Lang is not bad, Li Er, who was drinking, immediately looked at the place of the chime angrily, and saw Yun Ye drunk and smashing the chime with a wine glass.
Li Er had a smile on his face, but the cold light in his eyes had already come out, and he couldn't close his mouth in surprise when he looked at the eldest grandson Nunu, and now it was not only Yun Ye who was ringing the chime, but Yan Zhitui, who had woken up, also smashed the chime with a wine glass...... (To be continued.) )
PS: Section 1