Zuo Fei glanced at the trick on the old blind man's bamboo pole, which read: Poor Daopi old fairy, keep you safe, good at fortune telling, divination, feng shui, yin and yang, grave moving, ghost hunting and other businesses, don't worry, you don't worry, the old fairy is for you, not for fame and fortune, not for money, just because the dust is too idle......

Seeing that Pi Lao Xian was full of praise for himself, Zuo Fei just laughed, Dao Ancestor didn't speak, you are an old god stick, what are you capable of? Of course, for the sake of the snake demon's Purple Mansion Realm cultivation Inner Dan, he still had to endure it, pretending to be eager for knowledge, and asked the old blind man: "Old Immortal, then look at it, how is my marriage?"

"Marriage, 30 yuan for the small solution, 50 yuan for the big solution, pay the money first, and then calculate. ”

Zuo Fei grinned, what kind of bullshit is a big solution, do you think it is convenient for internal urgency? However, it is not easy to have a seizure, so I have to pinch my nose and pay thirty yuan, listening to the old god's blind life.

"Oh, in your previous life, you were the most virtuous and holy person, because of a bad fate, fate fell in the south of the sky, in this life and a woman, there is a love affair, emotional entanglement, like the Yellow River, a hundred turns and a thousand times, the heart is like a double wire net, there are thousands of knots, the love is difficult to break, the will is inexorable, the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, the husband, the blue blood and the heart, the true hero, the red face and thin life, easy to wither, touching and heartfelt, the world ......is rare"

Zuo Fei also admired in his heart, the mouth of this old blind man was like a flood bursting the embankment, pouring thousands of miles, as if pouring beans, and the feelings were sincere and moving. If it weren't for the fact that I saw him chopping white radishes for the woman just now, I would really have to believe it.

Pi Laoxian's words changed: "But, it doesn't matter, I can kill you for love." ”

Zuo Fei didn't believe it at all, he smiled and said: "I'm Tiansha Lone Star, I've given up, your pendant here is good, how can you sell it?"

Pi Laoxian sighed: "It's a pity (liao), or not, do you want a pendant? Pick it casually, it's all open, not only can ward off evil spirits, but also be lucky, get promoted and make a fortune, but the speed is a little slower, why don't you think about it anymore? Okay, Jade Guanyin thirty-five, Pixiu sixty-three, fire unicorn eighty-seven...... are all jumping off the building and vomiting blood, the emperor goes to the court, sits to the end, and the price is not two. ”

Zuo Fei picked out a jade rabbit necklace and asked, "How much is this?"

"Oh, you are so discerning, the Jade Rabbit rises eastward, the Toad Palace is crowned, Chang'e looks back, and the immortals show the way, as long as ninety-nine. ”

Zuo Fei stretched out five fingers.

"Young man, don't be too greedy, this is Kunlun white jade, priceless, how can there be a half-bargain?"

"No, no, no, you misunderstood, I mean five. ”

Pi Laoxian didn't take his back to his heart: "Are you serious?" Alas, seeing that you are so smart, I will surrender again, at the cost of starvation of the whole family, and sell it to you at a loss, sixty-six, sixty-six Shun, no less." ”

"This is an ordinary scrap carved with 3D printing technology, sixty-six, why don't you grab it?"

A sneer appeared at the corner of Pi Laoxian's mouth, and he suddenly took out a short knife from his arms, and said in a low voice: "I am a good-faced Buddha's heart, cutting meat to feed the eagle, harming myself and others, and robbing you!" He took the short knife and helped his sunglasses: "That's it, see that you are destined for me, thirty-three, and cut it with a knife." ”

Zuo Fei hesitated, he was undecided, as if he wanted to put the jade pendant back, but he gritted his teeth again, picked up the red snake Neidan, and said to the old blind man: "Thirty-three, you are ruthless, but this red glass ball should be put on as an additive." ”

"Young man, your appetite is too big, isn't it? This is not a glass ball, but a relic of the Blood Buddha of the Rakshasa Country. ”

Zuo Fei didn't pay attention to his nonsense, and even said that Nedan was a relic with red lips and white teeth, there is really you. He took out thirty from his wallet, handed it to the old blind man, and smiled slightly: "There is no change, three yuan should be regarded as a favor." ”

"I ......"

Pi Laoxian was really about to vomit blood, and he wasted a lot of saliva in vain, the purchase price of this jade pendant was thirty, and he wanted to earn three yuan of hard-earned money, but when he met such a hard-to-shave master, he really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes. He thinks he can speak well, but compared to this kid, it's just a small thing. This is the first time that a loss-making business has occurred. But thinking of the 30,000 oceans that I got from the fat girl before, I was relieved, and comforted myself that I should be ruined.

"I really looked away, thinking that he was an honest child, these years, people's hearts are not ancient, is it easy at my age?" He looked at Zuo Fei's back, his face was distressed, and he scolded secretly, although the red glass ball was picked up when he was trapping a hare in the woods, it was not worth much, but it was too cheap for this kid. I wanted to catch up and sell it to other bitter masters at a high price, but the other party had already run away, so I had to give up.

After Zuo Fei left the sight of the old god stick, he ran all the way back to his residence, for fear that the other party would see the flaws and chase him, and even changed the route to work, for fear of meeting the old god stick. In fact, he thought too much, and completely overestimated the IQ of Pi Laoxian, although the other party was sleek and sophisticated, and he could say that he was dead, but after all, the mortal body did not have fiery eyes, and he didn't think in the direction of the demon pill at all, and he didn't know its intrinsic value, just as an ordinary glass ball.

If he knew the truth, the old blind man would shed tears

The next day, Zuo Fei met Oligi, who had returned from leave, in the hospital.

This guy is completely like being beaten with chicken blood, full of momentum, he can't stop at all, after wiping the table, he went to help the cleaner aunt take out the garbage truck, and his mouth was full of chicken soup, such as: "Why sleep for a long time before you die, you must sleep for a long time after death, as long as you don't die, you will do it to death, there is nothing wrong, Ollie gives !!"

Listen, is this human language?

Moreover, every time you say something, you have to shout your name loudly, which means that Ultraman has transformed.

Dean Huang Bo's old thief is about to bloom, Ollie to one person, did the work of ten people, saved a lot of expenses, he also followed the wind and fire, fueled the fire, from time to time behind Ollie to shout: "Come on, you are the best, Ollie give!"

Then, the result was that the whole hospital, whether it was medical staff or patients, was full of nightmares, and there was a little man roaring in his mind all the time: "Ollie give, Ollie give, Ollie give ......"

Zuo Fei just wants to say - poisonous!

And it is an infinitely split virus, whoever listens to it is infected, and it spreads everywhere, it is simply mental pollution, Zuo Fei even wondered if he had a split personality for a while.

Green onion is also full of enthusiasm recently, he has been very successful in Zhang Fei's ideological education, and he is extremely disdainful of Ollie's yelling, he put forward his own policy, and the propaganda slogan is quite loud: "Ten years of trees, a hundred years of people, don't look at the advertisement, look at the curative effect!" put forward this-for-tat view with Ollie, which is a strong attack on his slogan.

Of course, this did not affect the enthusiasm given by Ollie in the slightest, he still did what he should do, shouted whenever he wanted, and seemed to completely block the voice of the outside world, with the style of 'go your own way and let others say it', as well as the mixed temperament of the demon king of the mixed world!

However, the green onion himself was actually shouting slogans, but he didn't know it, and he gave half a catty to Ollie. But it's not empty slogans, he did make achievements, Zhang Fei became the first patient to be successfully cured after Zuo Fei went to Shambala, and all medical staff voted unanimously for approval: Comrade Zhang Fei, good performance, he is strict with himself, strong sense of self-discipline, abiding by the law and discipline, self-love and self-improvement, caring for the collective, loving labor, sacrificing himself, contributing to society, and was discharged from the hospital after strict assessment by this hospital!

After Tang Seng heard the news, he exploded in an instant, and rushed to Zuo Fei in a rage: "That reckless man, is that better than me? I should be the best candidate to be the first to be discharged from the hospital!"