The corpse is talking?

What do you mean?

Is there any danger in my actions?

If there is danger, why doesn't the parchment respond?

We have a contract!

Fang Yue continued to ask, but the parchment did not respond.

Damn, how do you feel that this parchment has entered the game and is a lot more arrogant.

Suppress! It must be suppressed!

Thinking of this, Fang Yue threatened: "If you don't make it clear, I'll tear you up!" ”

However, the parchment did not react at all.

Even so, it was impossible to ask Fang Yue to tear the parchment, so Fang Yue had to repeat the old trick.

"Not cooperative? Okay, then I won't read your text! Don't watch it for a month! ”

Almost at the moment when Fang Yue's words fell, a line of words suddenly appeared in his heart.

[The same trick is useless against the great and supreme parchment, hehehe! 】

What the?!

Fang Yue's eyes suddenly widened.

"How are you, how can you directly surface words in my heart?!"

"Then I'll still use my eyes to see what you're doing with parchment!"

This feeling of words coming to mind is very awkward and weird.

Just like in normal thoughts and thoughts, a line of words suddenly pops up, abrupt and unnatural, very eye-catching, and I don't know why, I can know at once that this is a parchment word.

The parchment didn't respond.

But when Fang Yue calmed down, after thinking carefully for a while, he also vaguely guessed the answer.

It may have something to do with the contract, the feeling of words coming out of the text is similar to the feeling of soul binding.

And before the contract was signed, parchment didn't have this function, otherwise it wouldn't have been a threat at that time.

Fang Yue was a little unhappy.

He seemed to have no way to take the parchment for the time being, so he had to say depressedly.

"Parchment, you tell me why you can bypass the contract and not help me."

"And what does the previous sentence [corpse talking] mean? Is it dangerous for me to go on a night patrol, or is it dangerous to go to Lin Ling to provoke? ”

"These two questions, I'll give 2g black embers, but now I don't have it for the time being, I'll give it to you next time I kill Weird, can I calculate the credit?"

The parchment seemed to be considering whether to agree to the credit, but after tasting the long-lost taste, the words finally came to mind.

[Foolish me, once again make a pious and greedy request, the great parchment lord, with good thoughts, agreeing to the act of credit, but only once! 】

[Foolishly, I was grateful to have received a response from the great Parchment Lord, giving me a gentle oracle - because this is a game!] Mentally retarded stupid protein dementia melon roaring! 】

Fang Yue: !!

I'm special!

Fang Yueren was stunned, and it took a while to react, and she couldn't help but cry angrily at herself.

Made, fooled by the parchment!

Because there were too many bizarre things happening in reality, and the parchment paper had entered the game from reality, Fang Yue subconsciously felt a crisis, and always felt that the source was full of danger.

But actually...... I'm in the game right now!

Recall the contents of the contract.

"Shameless fair contract: Our parchment will do its best to protect the safety of the parchment as much as possible, and for this reason, the parchment will desperately help Fang Yue survive any danger!"

Am I dangerous?

I'm playing a game, I'm dangerous in a game.

But there's a fart danger in reality!

I'm dying 10,000 times in the game, that is, changing my body and reopening the number to play, where is the danger!

It can't be said that I was addicted to the game and forgot to eat, drink and Lazar, and died outside, there is a system prompt, and there is Sister Yuan, so I won't end up like this.

Even if no one really prompts him, when his real body is in danger, Parchment will come out to help, but at most he will just ask him to eat.

Damn! The calculation is here!

And there are no detailed rules and details of danger, it is completely up to the parchment to judge, whether it is the danger I think or the danger that the parchment thinks is a completely different concept.

Fortunately, it can be determined that if there is a major crisis of life and death in reality, parchment will definitely help.

As for the game, it's only about paying the price.

Understanding this, Fang Yue said depressedly, "What about the other question?" What was the danger of my previous move? ”

[The humble me received the oracle, and I threw myself on the five bodies that the great parchment admired, and reverently asked a second stupid question. 】

[The great parchment man, with the great spirit of caring for the mentally handicapped, left me a holy word and showed me the way. 】

[When I put away the parchment paper and went to Lin Ling to change shifts, I told him that I like flowers without leaves, and if I want to pursue flowers without leaves, I must marry her. 】

[The next day, early in the morning during the day, the weather was sunny and sunny, and as soon as I went out, I was killed by Lin Ling. 】

[My corpse was nailed to death by a spear on a stone lion in front of my house. 】

[The whole village invited a professional team to choose a good day and an auspicious day to give me and Chen Mu a beautiful funeral, set up a wine banquet, beat gongs and drums, and congratulate and congratulate. 】

Gan, I'm dead, why are you so happy!

But it turned out that he was killed because he told Lin Ling about the flowers and leaves.

Lin Ling is so cruel, I usually can't see it, and I can't imagine that he is also an infatuated species! If you don't agree with me, kill me for a woman!

The most terrifying thing is that this thing still knows how to trouble me during the day, and if it really wants to be at night, I really don't have to be worthy.

Fang Yue secretly became vigilant, and at the same time made up the follow-up picture that the parchment said.

Probably after he took over, he told Lin Ling that he wanted to pursue Hua Wuye, and then Lin Ling pretended not to care about it on the surface, and then the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and when he came over during the day, he killed me......

That's not right! That doesn't seem to make sense? Lin Ling doesn't seem to be this kind of person, right......

Suddenly, Fang Yue's heart moved, and she thought of the ...... that Lord Han had proposed Inner ghost theory.

Don't...... Lin Ling is an inner ghost?! I wanted to hide it all the time, but now because I see that I want to take away Hua Wuye, I am jealous in my heart, and I don't have a bottom line to show the cruel side of the ghost inside, and kill me?

This, this is kind of scary!

Fang Yuezheng guessed wildly, but the parchment didn't forget to add a sentence.

[September 3, 2050, night, sunny, I owe the great parchment Lord 2g black embers, and hereby make an IOU. Signature - Parchment, Signature ___]

Fang Yue: ......

Life and death on my side are unpredictable, do you care if I want an IOU to sign?

I have the information of prostitution in vain, why should I sign an IOU! Don't sign it!

It seemed to sense Fang Yue's thoughts, and the parchment suddenly became angry.

[I didn't sign an IOU, my credibility was lost, and I was remembered by the great parchment lord in my heart, and I remembered my grudge and hated and hateful......]

The series of grudge words in the back are similar to the picture of accidentally touching the A key of the keyboard when writing a text file, and the words AAAAA appear wildly, and they don't stop.

The most terrible thing is that the parchment is full of grudges, and he does not forget to eliminate the previous words, and continue to write grudges from the beginning, as if this can express how excited he is now.

Fang Yue: ......