Section 43: The Yun family is not stupid
Yun Shou'er had just escaped from the pursuit of the housekeeper Lao Qian in the market, and entered the prince's east palace with a bulging chest, the guards at the door did not dare to have the slightest obstruction, the last guy who blocked him was whipped indiscriminately by him with a pony whip, and there was still a princess who could give Yun Shou a little face, but now the princess has been imprisoned by the queen in the forbidden palace, and the prince is not there, Li Xiang is a small child who really can't manage much, although he is more than a year older than Yun Shou, but he always can't beat the fat Yun Shou.
Zhang Xuansu, the son of the left concubine, is now in charge of the prince's East Palace, and when he saw Yun Shou coming in, he shook his head and turned around and went back to the official room, this child is now spoiled by the queen, and he has long been lawless, and he has entered the East Palace as if he was in a no-man's land, but fortunately, although he is a little arrogant, his tutor is good, as long as he is not angry, he is always very polite to people.
Just lying on the window of the study and looking in, his ears hurt, but it was Kong Yingda, the right concubine of the prince's mansion, he would not be polite to Yun Ye, and he didn't care about Yun Shou even more.
"Master Kong! Oops, you screwed my ears out. Yun Shou screamed and tiptoed into the study with Kong Yingda, Li Xiang was sitting precariously, not looking aside, he was not there, Kong Yingda naturally took the responsibility of Li Xiang's education.
Because of his mother's abolition, this child rarely had a smile on his face, and if it weren't for Yun Shou taking him to find the location of the cold palace in the palace, he still wouldn't know where his mother went.
Kong Yingda let go of Yunshou's ears and asked angrily: "Now is the time to study, how did you come from Xinghuafang to the East Palace, can you tell Mr. Lishi?" “
"The four-character long essay made by Zhou Xingsi, a native of the Southern Dynasty, is not difficult for me, my father said that this kind of rote memorization is the most important test of a person's diligence, and when he comes back, he will take the school exam, I naturally have to memorize it, if I don't learn it well. My mother should cry again. ”
Kong Yingda saw Yun Shou crooking his neck and looking at him, and his answer was very arrogant, and he couldn't help but think about the school examination: "Since you have learned the "Thousand Character Text", I will ask you, Ming Feng is in the bamboo, the white horse is in the food field, and the grass and trees are turned into plants. What is the solution of Lai and Wanfang Mingfeng in bamboo? ”
It is said that the phoenix is singing in the bamboo forest, the white horse is foraging in the pasture, the country is safe, and the people are auspicious. The education of the virtuous monarch covers every grass and tree of nature, and the blessing spreads all over the world. But this sentence is wrong, my father and Uncle Wei caught more than a dozen phoenixes in the South China Sea, and none of them were caught in the bamboo forest, so Zhou Xingsi, a native of the Southern Dynasty, deceived people, and he had never seen a phoenix at all. My father and Uncle Wei Wang have just met. ”
Listening to Yun Shou's words, Kong Yingda almost pulled off his beard, and said with a straight face: "Don't talk nonsense, the phoenix is an ancient divine beast, and it has long disappeared from the earth, how can it be captured by your father and His Royal Highness the King of Wei, who are you listening to nonsense?" ”
"Hey, sir. You are guilty of great disrespect, Xiao Shou'er is not talking nonsense. My fourth uncle mentioned this in his letter to my grandmother, and I was there when my grandmother said it, and I did find the phoenix, and I caught it, and it is estimated that it will not take a month or two to send it to Beijing when my grandfather triumphs. ”
Kong Yingda, who was a little embarrassed by the two who were still talking, said to Li Xiang angrily: "Little person." How can you still catch people's words, this is not a good habit, a gentleman should be as bright as the moon, regardless of the evil of others. ”
Again, the gentleman was wrong, the moon itself does not shine. It is the sunlight that shines on the moon, if there is no sun, the moon is a black broken stone ball, Yushan Academy has confirmed this statement, Xiao Shou'er took me to Zhao Gonggong's stargazing platform to see, the moon is indeed not bright at all, it is a stone ball full of big pits. ”
The eldest Confucian Kong Yingda was speechless by what the two children said, so he had to flick his sleeves and say: "The old man has a headache, you guys go play, don't make noise in front of me, the old man wants to sleep for a while." ”
Seeing the two children bouncing to the garden, Kong Yingda sighed, with the continuous discovery of the so-called natural science of Yushan Academy, many things that were previously thought to be rational have been proven wrong, green worms can become butterflies, bats are not birds or beasts, and they are definitely not transformed by rats after eating salt, but a new species.
A lot of ancient texts can not withstand careful scrutiny now, want to do learning, now everywhere is forbidden areas, a careless will be Yushan Academy students with real evidence to ask for advice, how many celebrities have been questioned of the gray face, the guide zhì is now very difficult to write, his "Five Classics of Justice" has been changed three times and its draft is still being scrutinized, so as not to laugh at the generous.
Li Xiang and Yun Shou entered the garden, he wanted to put his hand into Yun Ye's arms to see what was contained, but Yun Shou turned around and dodged away, so he heard Yun Ye say aggrievedly: "No, I brought the pear king last time, you said that you only ate one bite, but when you ran to the pavilion to eat, there was only one pear core left for me, and the harmful Yanrong said that I lied, there has never been such a big pear in the world, this time my mother sent someone to give me a lychee from Lingnan, I can't give it all to you, give you two." ”
Li Xiang said stingy, he took two lychees and was about to stuff them in his mouth, Yun Shou hurriedly stopped him, helped him peel off the shell of the lychee before handing it to Li Xiang, Li Xiang, who was a bun back, blushed and ate a mouthful of lychee, and then took Yun Ye to find Yanrong.
Entering Yanrong's yard, Yun Shou was immediately angry and screamed, Yanrong was sitting on the ground crying, crying and getting up and wanting to go out, but was always blocked back by the two old palace maids, no matter what Yanrong said, he just wouldn't let her out.
Li Xiang understood at a glance, he has had such an encounter, this is the grounding, when his mother was locked up in the cold palace, he wanted to go out, but he was always blocked back, and now Yanrong's mother is also locked up, Yanrong naturally can't go out, although he doesn't like to call the princess his mother, he is very good to Yanrong, grounding is a rule, he can't help if he wants to, Li Xiang's first article from elementary school is not the "Three Character Classic" but the royal family law, and the family law is so stipulated.
He didn't dare, but Yun Shou dared, moved a stone from the side and walked to the old palace maid and smashed the stone on the old palace maid's feet, seeing the old palace maid howling like killing a pig, Yun Shou pointed to another old palace maid and said: "Hurry up, the young master's temperament is provoked, and it will make you look good!" The old palace maid saw that it was Yun Shou and hurriedly said: "Little marquis, the county lord can't go out, this is the rule of the ancestors, once the county lord goes out, the wife and son's life are difficult to protect, you will pity us." “
Yun Shou tilted his head and thought for a while before saying, "She can't come out, I'll go in and head out!" Seeing that the two old palace maids were silent, they walked in to help Yanrong up, and helped her pat the dust on her body, Yanrong, who was just four years old, saw Yunshou crying louder, and sobbed and asked Brother Shou to take him to find his mother, Li Xiang couldn't help but think of his miserable situation at that time when he saw Yanrong, and couldn't help but cry.
Yun Shou put the lychee into Yan Rong's small pocket, peeled a lychee and stuffed it into Yan Rong's mouth, then stopped crying, the small pocket can only hold two or three, Yan Rong covered tightly to give the lychee to his mother to eat, he can't be seen by Brother Xiang, he always eats secretly, his own family has always had a lot of delicious food in Brother Shou's family, from cakes to popsicles, his family has never been lacking.
Li Xiang said to Yun Shou: "You can't take Yanrong out, otherwise she will be punished, this is the rule of the ancestors, everyone has to abide by it, outside the courtyard is the people of the Zongren Mansion, they are very fierce, we sneaked out last time, if it wasn't for my father's intercession, both of us would be punished, my father said, the manly husband has to endure what others can't bear." “
"My dad didn't teach me that, he always said that no matter how strong a fortress is, there is always a way to open it, and we can't break it because the method is wrong, as long as we find the right way, there is always a way. Is your childhood shirt still there? If you are here, bring it, Yanrong will wear your shirt, and she will become a male baby, you take her to her mother. “
"The clothes are there, what am I taking her to you for?" Li Xiang was very puzzled, if he went to the palace, Yun Shou was more familiar than himself, why did he take his sister to find that bad woman, it was no problem to help his sister, but he didn't want to see that woman.
"You're stupid, I'm out, don't you just tell the people that one of these three people is Yanrong? There is no one in the smoke-faced embroidery building, and those old women must not go crazy. “
"You're stupid, you're fatter than Yanrong, and taller than her, fools will recognize it, it's a stinky idea." Li Xiang never wanted to think that he was stupid, and he didn't care about arguing with Yun Shou.
"Say you're stupid, you still don't admit it, you won't find a blanket to wrap the smoke in it, and give it to others and say that I stole the wine and got drunk, you put the smoke on your back again, I can't finish it when I pretend to be a cigarette in the embroidery building, sue you, my father said, the Yun family doesn't produce fools. Only Uncle Han's house will have a steady stream of fools. ”
Li Yanrong looked at Yun Shou with a shy chest with admiration, Brother Shou was so smart, Li Xiang had to go back to the place where he lived to find small clothes, Yun Shou's method seemed to work.
After Li Xiang left, Yun Shou took out all the lychees in his arms, because it was sent by the fast horse that reported the news, plus the damage along the way, in fact, there was not much left, after the number was clear, it was divided into three small piles, pointing to the largest pile and saying to Yanrong that this was for the queen's grandmother, and the remaining two piles were one for Grandma Yang and one for Grandma Yin, there were too many grandmothers in the palace, and he couldn't give them all, so he had to give them to the three closest people.
"Alas, there is not much of a mind, when you can't help it, I'll take you to Lingnan, and we'll hold the tree to eat." Yun Shou learned the tone of an adult and said helplessly to Li Yanrong.
Speaking of lychees, Yunshou constantly complained about his father and mother who were far away in the sky...... (To be continued......)
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