Chapter 49: Scuffle
Shiraki, who had obtained the secret medicine for hair growth, couldn't wait to apply the ointment by the river, but in half an hour, he had already grown waist-length hair of the same style as Madara Uchiha, thick and black, and in his previous life, he could make all programmers cry with envy.
At this time, Shiraki walks with the wind.
"Gan...... It's really useless against bald! Yuba also wiped a little on his head, but unfortunately not a single dull hair grew.
"The cub is really getting more and more like Madara-sama!" Ah Fei was very happy.
"It's just a little troublesome when I, I don't know how to deal with it." Bai Mu didn't care about this little detail, after all, being handsome is a lifelong thing.
When he returned to the town, it was already noon, and Shiraki found the Akatsuki trio, and the three of them set up a wooden platform in the middle of the town, and Yahiko was giving a heated speech about his dream to the audience.
It's a pity that the audience only has a little kid with a snot in his mouth, and he looks at the enthusiastic Yahiko blankly with a malt candy in his mouth.
Shiraki walked arrogantly like a porcupine in heat, and Yuba walked over and snatched the little boy's maltose in his mouth, kicking the only listener away.
"Sorry, sorry, interrupted your presentation." Shiraki scratched his thick hair.
"It's okay...... No one listened anyway. Yahiko sighed regretfully.
"After all, everyone is sleeping, so it's good to find a popular tavern later." Shiraki scratched his thick black hair.
"Well, that's a good idea, I'll try again in the afternoon, and if there's no one, I'll go to the tavern and set up a table." Yahiko nodded, humbly accepting the suggestion.
"Didn't you notice anything different?" Shiraki scratched his thick black hair.
"It looks like it's getting a little dark, is it going to rain?" Yahiko looked up at the sky.
"yes...... When it rains, my damn hair hurts a little. Shiraki scratched his thick black hair.
"Shiraki-kun...... Do you have an itchy head? Was there lice in bed yesterday? Xiao Nan looked at Bai Mu's movements strangely.
"Forget it......" Shiraki didn't want to communicate with people who didn't understand how to appreciate hair.
The daytime in Godless Town was indeed boring, and after walking around Shiraki, who had nowhere to go, he simply lay down under their lecture platform, listening to Yahiko's peace speech, basking in the sun, as if he had returned to the math class that summer, and slept until sunset.
When he woke up, all three of them were a little depressed, and for the first time, Yahiko had doubts about his speech.
"Empty." Xiao Nan looked at the donation box, and it was as clean as Ah Fei's brain.
"I will never give up! In the evening, I will continue to speak until late at night! Yahiko's eyes burned with will.
"Hmmm! We'll be behind you all the time! Xiao Nan smiled softly, what she admired most was Yahiko's will to never admit defeat.
"How can these three be regarded as people who run through the plot, why can't they trigger the mission? Is it triggered in the wrong way? Bai Mu dragged his cheeks and looked at the three of them, without any motivation at all.
"Quest Obtained: Help the Akatsuki Organization Recruit Companions"
"Reward: 100 gold for each companion recruited, no upper limit"
"This ???"
"What do you really want to do?"
Bai Mu suddenly became energetic, although there was no happiest lottery link, but the gold coins were equally important, a demon-reformed "Hungry Ghost Dao" banshee veil had already increased his combat effectiveness by so much, not to mention when the six major pieces were complete.
Especially this unlimited amount, as long as the operation is enough to fool the guys in the entire godless town, wouldn't it be possible to earn tens of thousands of gold coins?
"Yahiko-kun, I was really moved by your speech for an afternoon, so I decided to help you recruit companions together!" Shiraki rolled over and sat up.
"You...... Haven't you been sleeping? Xiao Nan was stunned.
"Nonsense, I'm just listening too much! Every word you say runs through my will, don't care so much, fat dog bar set! Shiraki kicked Yuba awake.
"But...... As long as we have the same aspirations as us, not everyone wants them. Yahiko gave the task limit.
"Rest assured, you can always trust Shiraki and guarantee that everyone yearns for love and peace!" Shiraki bared his snow-white teeth and gave Yahiko a determined look.
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In the evening, the town of Godless gradually came back to life, and countless walking dead bastards came out of every corner, using every copper on their bodies to find fun.
"Good evening!" Shangyoshi is also ready for a new day to open, greeting Shiraki.
"Good evening, still so energetic." Shiraki will also wave in response.
"Do you want to drink today? I can count you cheaper. Xiangji shook the ale bottle.
"No, but we want to borrow your stage today." Bai Mu pointed to the platform in the middle of the tavern, usually there are always some guys who can adjust the atmosphere will stand up and tell some yellow jokes, or lead a group of people to sing and dance.
"Of course, anyone can go up, but I have to tell you, if the performance is not exciting enough, they will knock it down." Xiangichi grinned.
"......" Bai Mu looked at Yahiko with some unease, if he didn't change the way he spoke, he would probably be knocked off the stage in three sentences, this group of rotten drunks is the most realistic guy.
"I'll be able to influence them!" Yahiko is very confident.
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Bai Mu asked Xiangji to get them something to eat, not the big fish and meat like yesterday, the prices here are frighteningly expensive, even if Xiangji is willing to discount, he can't eat it every day, just get a little stuffy bread, and make a casual meal with minced meat and potato curry soup.
Soon the number of guests in the tavern gradually increased, and they sat down around the middle stage, holding black cups, but not drinking.
They are waiting for the person who adjusts the atmosphere to come on stage, so that the wine can be drunk freely.
But it was not the familiar drinking buddies who walked on the stage today, but the three little ghosts I saw yesterday, wearing black cloaks, and yellow-haired teenagers were so handsome that they didn't fit in with them.
Everyone didn't speak, and looked at Yahiko quietly to see what tricks he could come up with.
"All people have a beautiful dream, that is the meaning of our life, maybe it has been forgotten, but it will never disappear, it has always been buried in the bottom of the heart......" Yahiko said affectionately.
A group of people looked at him expressionlessly, expecting that his next sentence would be a funny joke with a 180-degree turn, otherwise they would blow him down.
"Where do you want to go, sir?" Yahiko looked at a red-faced uncle in front of the stage, he planned to have some interaction and stir up the atmosphere.
"I'm going to go to Xiangji and drink all the time." The uncle blushed drunkenly.
"No, you misunderstood me, I mean the final end of your life, after all, what is the purpose of living?" Yahiko hurriedly said.
"To go to Xiangji's side and drink all the time." The red-faced uncle shrugged his shoulders.
"Hahaha......" Ah Fei slapped the table and laughed, and the whole bar burst into laughter.
"Shh......h It's not a joke. Bai Mu covered Ah Fei's mouth.
"No, people can't just live like a walking corpse, everyone should have their own beliefs, this is the meaning of life......" Yahiko tried to suppress the atmosphere.
"Get the hell out of here! Stinky little ghost, make way for storytellers! A man poked his thumb down.
"We want to listen to yellow jokes!" A crowd of heckling.
"Fuck the meaning of your life, I live to drink two more sips!" A group of people gave thumbs up upside down.
"Go and ask your mother what it means to live!" A stinky shoe was thrown in Yahiko's face.
The scene gradually spiraled out of control.
"How about giving your chick behind you a hot dance? Hahaha......"
Someone had already noticed Xiao Nan's gender and began to pull her cloak, wanting to see her appearance and figure.
"HRE Celestial Sign." Nagato would never allow his companions to be bullied.
The repulsion that was not very powerful exploded, and a group of people fell to the ground with a bang.
"Nagato! Don't do it! Yahiko shouted anxiously, he was here to recruit companions, not to fight.
It's a pity it's too late.
"Dare to do it! Beat them to death! I don't know who shouted, and a wine glass had already smashed on Yahiko's body.
The atmosphere was completely chaotic, and a chaotic battle began.
"It's all over now." Shiraki spread his hands.
Bang, a wine glass smashed Shiraki's head, and the inferior liquor drenched his proud thick black hair.
"This guy is all of them together, beat them together!"
"Gan!" Shiraki picked up a bench with his backhand and smashed it back.
The complete scuffle began.
Most of the villains in Godless Town are ninja defectors, even if the wine has hollowed out their bodies, they still have the foundation of their bodies, and they are not merciless when they fight people with their fists.
Yahiko kept trying to ease the atmosphere, but unfortunately the bastards couldn't listen, and in the end they had no choice but to defend themselves, but the three of them didn't use ninja means.
Bai Mu has the talent of some weapon masters, and he doesn't use serious weapons, as if he has entered the furniture field Jackie Chan, chairs, tables, plates, stairs, and messy furniture in his hands, but he has become a weapon in his hand, dancing tigers and tigers, and the drunkards who smash them can't get in.
"Brother Bai Mu, come on! The rule of our store is that the loser loses money! Instead of stopping him, Shanji applauded.
An hour later, the ground was already full of people, and it was Shiraki's group who were standing well, but fortunately, the weapons at the tavern entrance were all taken away, and everyone was suffering from skin injuries.
Bai Mu touched his cheeks and took two black punches himself.
"As I told you, your speech won't work here." Yuba spread his hands, he was an old fritter in the bar scuffle, and he didn't hurt at all.
Yahiko was very disappointed, and for the first time, his mouth was broken.