Chapter 50: Mu Dahu
As soon as I returned to my seat at the end of the season with the registration form, I was surrounded by people.
He suddenly laughed out of a pig cry in his heart, is this Nima so positive? It seems that he doesn't need to find a way to find someone to report the project.
"Come on, don't worry! Come one by one, rest assured that as long as the competition time does not conflict, you can report a few projects. At the end of the season, the student said loudly with a happy face.
But after a while, his face gradually began to darken, this Nima newspaper is full of popular events, such as 5000-meter running, high jump, shot put, etc., there is no one who even asks, not to mention that most of the people are here to see the excitement.
Bah! A bunch of dog stuff looking at the dishes under the project!
After a while, the project was gone, and the excitement was dispersed, leaving one person at the end of the quarter to choke speechlessly at the empty project list that was at least half.
So at the end of the season, the classmate decisively looked at the three good brothers sitting beside him.
Well, it's time to show their brotherhood.
At the end of the season: "Ahem, that boss, do you have any projects you want to apply for?" ”
Lu Zhiang: "No, if Lao Tzu's tendons and flesh go to the competition, then the championship is not within reach, but can we do that?" No! I have to leave a way for the majority of students to live. That's why I chose not to participate. ”
At the end of the season, he suddenly had a black line in his head, twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, resisted the urge to punch the dead fat man, and said in a good way: "That boss, you see that you are so powerful, if you win a championship or something, and then let your favorite goddess see it, then it will not impress you, and you will get the certificate directly on the spot." ”
Lu Zhiang: "Second child, are you stupid, do you believe Lao Tzu's bragging?" is also the champion, Lao Tzu does not win the championship upside down, even if Lao Tzu is powerful. ”
Why did this dead fat man Nima suddenly have a tree in his heart!
At the end of the season: "Then I won't go around the bend, boss, Mr. Zhou explained that I must have at least two people in each boys' project, and I can't force others, so if it's a brother, you help my brother and I get a few." ”
Lu Zhiang: "Do I know you, may I ask who you are, brother?" ”
Calm down! Calm down! This pig has not been fattened yet, and it cannot be killed.
At the end of the season, the urge to kill the pig was calmed. "Then such a boss, I'll help you put your favorite goddess, that is, Senior Sister Jiang's WeChat, you can help me participate in a few projects."
"Okay, but can you come for the second one?" Lu Zhiang's expression on his face, I can't believe you, this dog thing.
"Boss, don't you believe in my brother's strength, and besides, with my relationship with Senior Sister Liu, ask her for a WeChat, isn't it easy to get caught."
"And what if you lie to me like you did last time?" Lu Zhiang has grown wise after eating a trench, and he has become smarter.
He, Lu Zhiang, is no longer the simple boy he used to be.
"I'm a dog if I lie to you!"
"That's fine, that's it. Lao Tzu is out this time, if you don't succeed, you will become benevolent! ”
Then you are ready to become a benevolent, Ji Mo said in his heart, after all, there will be no shortage of meat after two sounds, and besides, he was originally Professor Mu's little milk dog.
When someone Ji is ready to be shameless, he is invincible.
At the end of the season, he managed to get one, and then aimed his Italian cannon at the next victim, classmate Li Mingxuan.
"That, the third child, you see that if my brother hadn't set off fireworks for you in time during the last team building, would you have been able to confess your success? So don't you also support my brother? ”
"That...... Second brother. Is there such a thing? Why don't I remember, you're mistaken, second brother? Right! Second brother, you must be mistaken. Li Mingxuan scratched his head with his hand, with an ignorant and ignorant expression on his face.
What a terrible ungrateful dog thing! At that time, Lao Tzu should have shot fireworks in his face!
At the end of the season: "That boss, I'll help you get Senior Sister Jiang's phone again, and in return, you will send me the recording of your third child's bragging pen last time." ”
"Okay, send it now." Lu Zhiang agreed extremely happily.
This kind of risk-free, hugely profitable, and cost-free trading is what he likes to do the most.
"That second brother, I suddenly remembered, it was indeed the fireworks you helped me set off. I really thank you so much, second brother. If it weren't for you and me, this confession would definitely be in vain. I, Li Mingxuan, am also a person who knows how to repay my kindness, so second brother, I will report now, I will report whatever project you ask me to report, brother, I have nothing to say. Li Mingxuan's face was thin and cloudy, and he had an expression of sticking a knife in his brother's ribs.
"Okay, since you support me so much, then brother, I won't be polite to you, the responsibility of the 5000-meter run will be handed over to you, and then I will give you one of the other small projects."
"I didn't ...... No problem! Second brother, you can rest assured to leave it to me, brother, I am a little sports expert. Li Mingxuan laughed more ugly than crying.
5000 meters, this Nima must not give him bile to run out!
After finishing the work, the students at the end of the season put away the registration form with a happy face.
For this kind of small thing, Ji said that it was not difficult at all, sprinkle water!
As for why he didn't aim the Italian cannon at Han Feng's little classmate.
Is the time of the academic tyrant a layman that we ordinary people can waste!
Just when the classmates at the end of the season were proud, there was a ding dong, and the end of the season took out his mobile phone from his pocket and looked at Professor Mu's WeChat.
Mu Yao: Come to my office and return the key to me.
At the end of the season, he really forgot about the key, and he was going to return the key to her when he went to Mu Yao's house to find her yesterday.
Who knew that along the way, Professor Mu gave him a shut-up package, and when he got off the car, he was given a pendant sweet date, and at the end of the season, he had already forgotten about returning the key.
Then he put the key in the pocket of the pants he wore yesterday, and he happened to change his pants today, so he never remembered it.
But just after touching the tiger's ass this morning, do you want to go back to die now?
Alas, the death that deserves to be sent will never escape.
So at the end of the season, he returned to the dormitory, took the key and sent himself towards the tiger's mouth.
The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and at the end of the season, it goes into the tiger's mouth.
Dangdang!
The end of the season knocked on the familiar office door again.
"Enter."
Ji Mo pushed open the door and went in, and found that Mu Yao was the only one in the office, and his face suddenly became ugly.
Originally, he thought that if there were other people in the office, Mu Yao probably wouldn't let his blood splash on the spot, after all, it would not be good to scare the flowers and plants.
But now, he can only choose one person to play against this vicious tigress.
Tyre! Look at Lao Tzu Wu Song's possession, accept your tigress!
At the end of the season, he was a giant in his heart, but in his actions he still chose to be an honest shorty.
He cautiously walked to Mu Yao, who was sitting at the desk reading a book, took out the key and gently placed it on the desk, for fear that the tigress would suddenly burst out and give him a bite.
"Professor Mu, give you the key."
Mu Yao put down the book and raised her head to look at Ji Mo, who was honestly standing aside.
"Stomach doesn't hurt anymore?"
The cold sweat at the end of the season came down as soon as it was brushed, and I don't want to turn the page yet!
"No...... It doesn't hurt anymore. ”
"Then tell me what looks good about my outfit."
Can this Nima say! If you don't say it, you'll have to go west immediately.
"I'm sorry Professor Mu, I shouldn't have talked nonsense, let alone looked at your clothes. I apologize to you, and in this way, I invite you to dinner and make amends to you, what do you think? ”
"Okay."
Answer...... Promised? At the end of the season, he said it casually, and he didn't think that Mu Yao would agree to eat with him at all. I didn't expect her to agree so easily and happily.
This Nima is a surprise. Ji Mo resisted the urge to laugh out loud, and asked in a sincere tone, "Then Professor Mu, what do you want to eat?" ”
"Whatever."
"And what time do you think is right?"
"Whatever."
"What do you think about tonight?"
"Whatever."
"Then I'll go out first, Professor Mu. I'll send it to your phone in a moment. ”
"Hmm."
"Then you're busy, Professor Mu, goodbye."
"Hmm."
At the end of the season, he closed the office door and walked out of the building humming a ditty.
"The little monk went down the mountain to fast
The old monk has an explanation
The woman under the mountain is a tiger
If you encounter it, you must avoid it
I walked through village after village
The little monk pondered
Why don't tigers eat people
It's pretty cute
The old monk quietly told his apprentice
This kind of tiger is the most powerful
The little monk was so frightened that he hurriedly ran
The master is bad, bad
The tiger has broken into my heart, and my heart ......"