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Yun Er's head was stuck on the flower shelf, and he spread his hands helplessly and shouted: "Bastard, that's enough, if you dare to touch me again, I'll fight back." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Su Shi smiled and pressed Yun Er's head with his hand and said, "I'm a bastard? If you hadn't told me that my father had gone to the Qinglou again, how could I have been punished by my father for studying in front of the ancestral spiritual throne? And my mother was scolded together? ”

"Su Er, who asked you to make someone's belly bigger, you deserve it!"

Su Shi let go of Yun Er's head and said with some uneasiness: "That's just a courtesan, her pair of jade arms and thousands of pillows, a little cherry lips and ten thousand tastes, who knows if that child is mine." ”

Yun Er carefully pulled his head back from the flower shelf, rubbed his neck and said: "I can see it clearly, you guy is a thin man, even if the child in the woman's belly is not yours, you can't get rid of it, people just ask for a little money, they don't plan to marry you, what's the matter if you run away and don't see anyone, what's the matter with a little money, as for it?" ”

Su Shi smiled awkwardly: "Whoever ran away, I'm just afraid of my father's family law." ”

Yun Er snorted twice and said: "Yes, you ran to Liangshan to hide in Qingjing, that courtesan has nowhere to run, the old bustard asked the courtesan to have a miscarriage, she refused to live or die, she was whipped more than a dozen times, and finally hanged herself, this is the sin you created." ”

Su Shi couldn't help but slap a spirit when he heard Yun Er say this, his face immediately turned pale, and he asked in a trembling voice, "Is this really the case?" ”

Yun Er peeled an orange and threw a petal into his mouth and said with a smile: "Lie to you!" ”

"I'll kill you!" Su Shi jumped up from the chair like a spring. Prepare to strangle Yun Er alive.

Yun Er dodged over, sat on the windowsill and shook his hand at Su Shi and said, "If you hide in this matter again, this will be the end, you are not a ruthless and unrighteous person." Why pretend you don't care about anything? Hehe, if the thing I just said is true, it seems that you will not be at ease for the rest of your life. ”

"Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island, fair lady, gentleman is good...... "Book of Songs" begins with a poem on how to court, and I must learn the essence of the Han family as a disciple of Kong. What's more, the sages once sang "There is a woman with spring." Temptation! "Such a song is eager to flirt with a good woman, but I just found a courtesan. What's wrong?

It is said that the original "Book of Songs" had 3,000 poems, which were abridged according to Confucius's standards, and the 3,000 poems were abridged to become "300 poems". After the abridged "Book of Songs", Confucius himself was very satisfied, so he boasted and said: "Three hundred poems, one in a word, said: Thinking is innocent." "This is also the deleted version, and it still leaves such content. If it is the original "Book of Songs", I don't know how much it will be "indecent".

It can be seen that Confucius did not approve of the big trouble between men and women, and it was all imposed by later generations. For the sake of the people, what is wrong with such an action? ”

Yun Er looked at this pervert who could turn obscene things into a very noble one in a blink of an eye, in addition to admiration. I really can't say anything else to accuse.

Just when Su Shi was proud, a book poked in from the window, knocked heavily on the triumphant Su Shi's head, knocked Su Shi on the ground, covered his head and said angrily: "Why are you so heavy?" ”

Mr. Peng Li's old face appeared outside the window and said lightly: "The old man is worried that he will not be able to wake you up as a scoundrel!" ”

Su Shi hurriedly bowed down and waited for the teaching. also used the afterglow of his eyes to blame Yun Er for why he didn't say earlier that Mr. was also here.

The snow-white head of the ancestor of the Lu family also appeared outside the window, looking at Su Shi, who was obediently taught, and laughed: "It's interesting." Interesting, Peng Li, you have been pursuing the way of a gentleman all your life, who would have thought that you would accept such a lively disciple in your later years, congratulations! ”

Mr. Peng Li glanced at Old Man Lu and said expressionlessly: "The old man educates his disciples, and he doesn't need a businessman to talk nonsense. ”

Old man Lu laughed and said: "You have a hard life, but the old man has lived freely all his life, and the old man has never missed the beautiful delicacies......

Yun Zheng sat in the courtyard next door, and when he heard Old Man Lu's words, he put down the book in his hand and looked at Lu Qingqing, who was gritting his teeth, and said: "The old man likes to brag, let him go, as long as he lives happily all day long, it is our blessing to live a few more years, as for the rest, the ninety-year-old man, who will care about him?" ”

Lu Qingqing had almost broken the flower bandage in his hand, Yun Zheng took the flower bandage from her hand and pretended to take the embroidery needle to learn from his wife's embroidery and embroidered a few stitches, but his wife snatched the embroidery, glanced at it, threw the flower bandage to the ground and stepped on it fiercely. After a month of hard work, a pair of embroidery that was about to be completed was ruined by Yun Zheng.

"When people are not there, people miss the distress, but people are distressed in front of the popularity, the old in this family, the small, not big or small, there is no one who makes people worry, the old one is full of nonsense there, the little one pushes the little granddaughter of the Han family to the ground and rides on the body and beats it, now, Su Shi doesn't have to worry about going to the Qinglou to mess around, making people die, Yun Er doesn't know what kind of bull temper he makes, he just doesn't see the Qin country, and the princess of the family cryes and cries, and if it goes on like this, the concubine is not as easy as strangling herself to death with a rope."

Yun Zheng picked up the book on the ground and opened it again, buried his face behind the book and said, "Madame, let's go, don't send it!" ”

Lu Qingqing was furious, snatched the book in Yun Zheng's hand and tore it to pieces, raised the shredded paper foam on Yun Zheng's body, and then returned to the back hall angrily.

Yun Zheng pouted and waited for his wife to lose her temper before she got up and dusted off the shredded paper on her body, planning to go to the family temple to see Wugou.

Today's weather is excellent, there is no trace of wind, the sun is violently shining on the earth, even if you stand in the yard, you can't feel a little cold, at this time to find Wugou to drink afternoon tea, is a very good choice.

The so-called good from above, the lower will be effective, the people of the Yun family follow Yun Zheng, whether it is a servant or a housekeeper, they are lazy to lie on the bench at the root of the wall to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon.

Yun San found a good position where the sun was most intense, resting his mouth on his paws and sleeping sweetly. Hearing the familiar footsteps of the head of the house, he stood up with his ears up, his hind legs straightened, his front legs forward, opened his mouth wide and stretched a big lazy waist to wagging his tail like a broom behind the head of the house, and the royal guard dog always had some unexpected benefits.

I found a bone with a little more meat from Wugou's rice plate and threw it to Yun San, and then found a piece of strong meat and put it in his mouth to gnaw, as for Wugou, there was already a large pile of gnawed meat and bones in front of him.

"Can you be a monk and eat less meat, people like me can't look at it well!" Yun Zheng began to repeat the broken thoughts he didn't know how many times he had said.

Wugou has long had a strong immunity to these words, and after gnawing the last bone clean, he took a handkerchief to wipe his oily lips and oil-stained hands casually, took the teapot and drank a pot of warm tea with his mouth to the spout like a long whale absorbing water, spit out the tea foam in his mouth and smiled: "The monk can rely on this fat body to crawl back from the ghost gate several times." So, eat more when you can, that's a rule of thumb. ”

Yun Zheng got closer and took a closer look at Wugou's two eyes, it seemed that this guy had really recovered, and there were no more crazy red spots under his eyes, which showed that in the past two months, the effect of insect repellent has been very good.

"The imperial doctor said that you have to take poison for another seven days, and you don't dare to go wrong in this link, and once and for all is the best way."

Wugou shook his head and said: "The monk feels that arsenic doesn't seem to have much effect on me now, when I used to eat this thing, it was like a sharp knife stirring in my abdomen, and now I eat the same dose, and I don't feel it in my stomach at all, so ah, this poison is the same thing to eat or not, the monk himself is the Fang family, knowing his physical condition, you don't need to worry!" ”

Yun Zheng nodded in agreement, Wugou himself is a good doctor, he said that there is no problem, there is indeed no problem. I organized what I wanted to say in my head, and whispered: "Lu Huiqing has disappeared!" ”

Wugou didn't care about what Yun Zheng said, according to what Hua Niang came back to tell, Yun Zheng and Wugou agreed that Lu Huiqing had no hope of survival, not to mention the schistosomiasis larvae in the fecal water, just soaking in the fecal water overnight, this one was enough to kill Lu Huiqing, on the battlefield, the golden juice (dung water) is a sharp weapon to defend the city, as long as the gold juice is hot, and it will be dumped while the enemy is attacking the city, and anyone who is burned by the gold juice is basically dead.

"According to the laws of the Great Song Dynasty, anyone who harms people with witches will be beheaded, and their families will be exiled for 3,000 miles, and the officials of the Criminal Department have gone down to Quanzhou, according to the news from Quanzhou 800 miles urgently, Lu Huiqing has not returned to his hometown at all, and the criminal department officials have visited Lu Huiqing in Suzhou to exchange his bills of exchange, which shows that this guy knows that he is not good, and has absconded."

"It's Lu Huiqing's fault, the poor monk is not wrong, he wants to kill people, it's not that I want to kill, so the poor monk is at ease, his heart is as calm as water, and he has no resentment, Yun Zheng, don't you think today's Yunfu is peaceful and intoxicating? Everyone is seeking heaven, but what is heaven? Here it is! ”

Yun Zheng nodded violently, he found that what Wugou said was very reasonable, my peace of mind is heaven, and heaven has never been above the nine heavens, but by his side...... (To be continued)

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