Section 41: The Question of Fifty-Year-Old Virgins
Li Jing is studying the grassland terrain, Li Ji is deploying troops in the front, Du Ruhui is preparing grain and grass equipment, Li Chengqian is ready to go out with the army, Li Er is preparing for the edict of large-scale transfer of government soldiers from the people, Fang Xuanling is busy preparing for the civilian officials who accompany the army.\\ Even the eldest grandson has begun to eat vegetarian food and pray for the blessings of the soldiers.
Only Yun Ye was very leisurely, and the two lines of the military department were prevaricated by him on the pretext that he had not recovered from his illness. He prefers to talk to weasels more than war.
"You hide at home all day and don't go out, do you still look like a man around your wife?"
"Master Hou, the little one used to be alone, and he has experienced countless dangers, and now he wants to stay in front of his mother-in-law, the days are boring, and the little one is unproductive, I just like this boring now, my mother-in-law has a big belly, and I can't get out now."
The ideal of the yellow squirrel is like this, to be a small boss, to live a plain life, Wu Dalang plays with night owls, who plays with what birds, it is all destined, but he didn't think that there is no difference between himself and the weasel, and the words of the weasel were said earlier, or Lao Cheng reprimanded Yun Ye himself.
Wangcai dragged the carriage to drag Yun Ye home, and the people and horses were reluctant to go home, so they rushed home at the slowest speed, and there was movement in the dead grass on the side of the road, so he jumped out of the carriage and beat it with a stick to see if he could startle a rabbit, and when he saw a large group of sparrows resting on the treetops, he threw a stone to startle them all.
The big-bellied woman in the family now has a big belly, and she will give birth in another month. Pregnant. The temper has become a mess.,All kinds of petty temperaments play lawless.,I like to let that sunset serve me the most.,Even if she doesn't serve well clumsily.,Let that sunset be by her side.。
It turned out that I thought that Sunset would be very aggrieved, but who knew that Sunset herself also liked to go to Xin Yue, and she was instructed to go around and around, and she had no regrets, and she opened her mouth all day long and showed her white teeth and smirked.
Yun Ye has said Xin Yue several times about this, but unfortunately he still hasn't changed his teachings.
"You can't drink the tea that you brewed that day. She will put tea leaves into her death, and you will catch her alone with those maid rings. ”
When he went home, he was untying Wangcai, and Xin Yue ushered in. Push back the sunset who greeted him together, let him prepare tea, and he took a brush to brush the dust on Yun Ye's body very diligently.
"That day and twilight can't stay at home for long, you don't understand that man's family, our home is still very strange to her, only work more, be more busy, and think about how to toss with me, so that you won't feel lonely, and you will miss this home. You think I like her to wash my feet, and my feet hurt for two days after washing them, just to make this stupid woman's heart feel refreshed. ”
As long as Xin Yue talked about this, she looked calm and calm, far more confident than General Li talking about military strategy.
"Two perverts, one likes to bully people, the other likes to be bullied, I have nothing to say, I don't understand the affairs of you mothers-in-law."
'If you talk about military affairs, the concubine doesn't know anything. That's what you should do, it's not sensible for a woman to get involved, don't you see that the mother doesn't mix with the government? You can't understand the map, it's all about the big things to send your troops, and you just put it on the table. If the spies look at it, I don't know how many soldiers will die. This is the key, put it all away for you, let Uncle Jiang and them keep an eye on it, and I saw Zhu Ying and Xiao Wu looking around on the map with your small flag, this is not possible.
As for the affairs of the family, you should take care of it less, that day and twilight will not be bullied by me, she has a eunuch to help her come up with ideas, and she will be obedient, don't think that the concubine can't see it, just pretend to be pitiful, and please your heart, you never said me before, but now it's only a few days, and you have said me four or five times.
Don't look at that girl stupidly, you know in your heart that you are underestimating your own concubine. “
Took the brush in Xin Yue's hand, and brushed Wangcai by the way, Wangcai in winter, the hair color is beautiful, shining with oil, and the current fur color is finally pure, jujube red, there is a white spot on the long face, and it is still in the center of the eyebrows, and the roots of the four hooves are also white, if it is a black horse, it is a famous dark cloud stepping on the snow.
Li Chunfeng is a scolder, and dares to say that Wangcai has a tear trough and is a broom star, so he needs to get rid of this horse quickly.
Deal with your sister, you said you can dispose of me, I'm the real fucking broom star, this head is famous in Chang'an, deal with Wangcai? This is purely looking for death, whose horse has prosperity and wealth to attract pain? My family has always offered him as a beckoning cat.
The white spots in the center of the eyebrows are tear troughs? It was the sign of a BMW, and at that time, he pressed the thin Li Chunfeng on the manger and beat him, until he changed his words to say that it was a BMW, and he didn't let him go.
Compared with Wangcai, Li Chunfeng is not, in Yun Ye's opinion, a Taoist priest who cheats on eating and drinking, fools this and that all day long, and it is said that he can see the things of the next five hundred years.
It's not that Yun Ye looks down on this pair of masters and apprentices who are treated as immortals in the Tang Dynasty, you can fucking watch it for five hundred years at most, Lao Tzu is clear about the things in the next 1,500 years, Xiao Wu walked in front of him eighty times, and said that the bones are strange, and he must be a beauty billet in the future.
As for his own famous prophecy about Wu Meiniang, he has never heard him talk about it. It seems to have been added by those damned sycophant historians again.
As long as Yun Ye sits on the kang, the sunset will definitely lie on Yun Ye's body, and the soft body is squeezed so that the two of them enjoy it.
Xin Yue also wanted to climb up, but her big belly prevented her from enjoying this rare warm moment between husband and wife.
Yun Ye is always the latest to go home, at this time they have already eaten, three or four dishes are placed on the small kang table, a bowl of noodles, it is Yun Ye's dinner, and the food is medium at most in modern terms, a chicken leg, a plate of green vegetables, a few slices of mutton, plus a little pickled vegetables, it is all the content.
Sometimes Yun Ye thinks that life is in the world, but the word food and clothing, people's lives generally revolve around these two words.
As for fame and fortune, it's all weird things that come up after eating enough and having nothing to do, it's a stub, and it can't be mentioned on the table, and it's even stranger as for women.
Between the sexes is just an instinct of racial continuity, all species want to spread their genes more, so the lion will challenge the lion king again and again, just to occupy more lionesses in order to continue their offspring.
This is so similar to Li Er's behavior, but the lion of the people does not let go of each of the female lionesses they occupy, and Li Er's ability needs to be improved, lest there always be fifty or sixty-year-old virgins in the palace, and they will be sent to Zhuangzi seven or eight a few days ago.
Fifty-year-old virgin, this is a kind of torment, there is a dilapidated Zhuangzi to the west of Yushan, it is a Zhuangzi that Yun Ye bought this time with the eunuchs and palace maids' own money, increased the amount tenfold.
Four or five retired old eunuchs were sent by the eldest grandson to learn how to manage Zhuangzi from Lao Qian, the housekeeper of the Yun family.
If you don't inform the eldest grandson of the things in the palace, there will be big trouble, and Wutongue personally asks the emperor for help, hoping that the future retired eunuch Gong'e will have a place to support her old age, so that she will not die of cold and starvation.
Li Er handed over this matter to the eldest grandson, and he didn't care about it, the eldest grandson naturally handed over this matter to Yun Ye very easily, and he also paid a thousand yuan, which can be regarded as benevolence and righteousness, but from now on, she doesn't care about the old eunuch and the old palace maid's pension.
Eat a mouthful of food, stuff the chicken leg behind him to watch him eat, watch the day when he sucks saliva, this woman is finished, she has been evil since she was a child, she can't be eaten, she is obviously full of food, and she is still envious when she sees others eating.
Xin Yue took a handful of her chest at that twilight and said to Yun Ye: "Just after eating, she ate the whole chicken, and even drank the soup, this body is fat like a pig, and her breasts are bigger than me, which is about to be fed to the child, and I don't know if there is a horse that can carry her when I return to the grassland." “
The female hooligan's actions and feet made the twilight embarrassed, the people on the grassland, as long as they have the opportunity to eat, will never let go, they must add more fat to prepare for the winter, cattle and sheep are like this, and people are like this.
Yun Ye looked back at the sunset when he was convex and backward, it was very good, his waist was still very thin, and it was not bad that he was getting bigger in other places. Seeing that the chicken leg was still looking at the mutton after eating the chicken thighs that day, he handed her the mutton again and ate more.
The brain was not idle, and then he thought, the eldest grandson must know about the things in the palace, maybe he was looking at what Cheng Yun Ye planned to participate in, and then adjust the strategy to deal with it.
This kind of thing can't be found in Li Chengqian, if he comes in, it will not be of any benefit to him inheriting the throne in the future, and he can't add it himself, who knows how many dirty things there are, and they can't be washed clean after three years.
Who gets involved with these people and will not have any consequences? The chopsticks were propped up on his chin, and the faces in his mind were flashing rapidly.
Suddenly, a large group of people were fixed in their minds, these people should be fine, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, or the Li family is in charge of it, if he has not always been cautious and fell into the conflict of the palace, I am afraid that he would have become a bone a long time ago.
Your Li family is rich in strong people, both men and women are fierce people, instead of using their minds on intrigue, it is better to use more thoughts for those lowly people.
Managing a Zhuangzi is a science, and after they get married, don't they also have to manage their own family business? Princess Honghua's brainless wonder is forgotten.
Chang Le, Gao Yang, and Lanling are all good candidates, before they got married, they managed these dead eunuchs in the palace, and after they got married, they handed over the power to other princesses who were not married, and they only needed to train Li Er's brainless princesses.
After figuring it out, Yun Ye applauded his wisdom and got rid of the big trouble, since those dead eunuchs like princesses, then like the princesses in the palace, don't let any of them go.
I didn't think about things in my head, and my appetite was full, and when I was about to dry up all my noodles, I found that the bowl was empty, and I was leaning on the pillow and humming straight at sunset, and my stomach was bulging, and I was pregnant again? ……)
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