"Hello everyone, the European champion first scorer of the mighty Jianghu, the only world champion ace striker, a man who can be on the side, can be in the middle and can shadow, and has the seven stunts of 'rushing, slipping, spinning, rushing, fascinating, breaking, and cutting', I am the ~~~~~~~~~~ guard! Villa—"

The Barcelona teammates burst into happy laughter, and Zhuo Yang looked at Villa in amazement. I've seen confident players, but I've never seen anyone so confident that they're awesome. When everyone's laughter came to an end, Zhuo Yang's mouth was relatively cheap, and his voice was not high but he could clearly and audibly muttered to himself.

"Seven stunts, buddy, you are a gourd baby!"

His teammates burst into laughter again, and Villa's face was blue and purple for a while. "Mr. Zhuo Yang, I am the European Cup champion and the World Cup champion goalscorer."

"Disrespectful and disrespectful, welcome, long-standing admiration, welcome new teammates." In order to make up for the cheapness, Zhuo Yang hurriedly took the lead in applauding, so the whole team applauded warmly.

Today, the eight Spanish internationals returned to the team, and Barcelona was fully staffed, which really kicked off the new season. On this day, as the team welcomes a transfer, it is common practice for each player to introduce himself.

Generally, the self-introduction will be 'Hello everyone, I'm Leo Messi, 23 years old this year, playing as a striker, from Argentina', just go through the procedure, but no one expected the new signing David Villa's self-introduction to be so wonderful.

The 29-year-old rose to fame early, making his Spanish national team debut five years ago, but has replaced Fernando Torres as the country's number one striker since Euro 2008. The Spanish national team has always been weak in attack, but in 2008 Villa became the champion of the Spanish championship with four goals in five games, and he was also the top scorer in the European Championship that year.

In this year's World Cup, Villa's five goals in seven games are still quite impressive, he does not have Zhuo Yang's brush data of six kills against Cameroon, five goals are worth 5,000 gold, and he is the biggest contributor to Spain's championship.

Villa is 175 tall, this is what he said, and the same is true on the team's public information, but from everyone's point of view, one meter 721 wall. However, men, it's all like this, except for Optimus Prime, which is more than 1.9 meters tall, like Pique and Eevee, who doesn't have a little moisture in their mouth? Messi bit himself to death by 1.7 meters, and Zhuo Yang also said to the outside world that he had a net height of 188 and wore shoes of 1.9 meters, but in fact they were 168 and 186.

Regardless of 175 or 172, Villa's height is quite in line with the Spanish attacking tradition, and the figure also looks relatively shapely. But he wasn't like that when he was a child, he was short and short, like a kimchi jar. Of course, there is no such thing as a jar in Spain, so the people of his hometown of Tuilla call him 'gourd'. The Spanish gourd is not the kind of elixir that Taishang Laojun pretends to have, but more like our Chinese vegetable gourd, the big gourd.

It was precisely because of the nickname of 'gourd' in the past that everyone smiled when Zhuo Yang blurted out 'gourd baby' just now.

Nicknames are basically available to everyone present, and everyone in football has them, but some are more like nicknames, and there are also many praises and praises, so it is harmless to call such nicknames. For example, the two scar pig slaughter of the Six Musketeers can be called by them directly, and these nicknames are even more popular than their real names. Kaka, Pato, Bailey, these are actually nicknames.

The nickname Jouyahlh (Great Demon King) given to Zhuo Yang by the Spanish football world comes from the mythical demon Huhea, who has a similar pronunciation to John Young, and can also be called in front of him, and many teammates call Zhuo Yang like this on weekdays. Ibrahimovic's 'Big Gold Chain', Iniesta's 'Little White', Butzkes' 'Professor', Pedro's 'Sabre', these can all be shouted to your face, but some nicknames are not quite suitable.

Messi is known to be nicknamed 'The Flea', but you call it to his face? Even a person like Zhuo Yang who has no score will not. And the nickname 'gourd', which is playful and not very tall, was not said in front of Villa after he became famous, and he was shouted behind his back.

Zhuo Yang's cheap mouth made the high-spirited Villa very embarrassed, but he didn't turn his face because of this, in fact, he didn't have the guts. Villa is not a very arrogant person, he can introduce himself in such a high-profile way today for his purpose, but the goal is not directed at Zhuo Yang.

Barcelona has taken Henry to Villa on the offensive side in the new season, and it seems that one out and one in the same amount of exchange, but because of a World Cup, the competition intensity in the front court has more than doubled compared with last season.

Thierry Henry was only a substitute last season, and Barcelona played Zomeyi in the attack, but Villa can't be a dead substitute when he comes, right? As he said - the ace scorer of the new world championship team! Any coach who makes such a character sit on the bench all the time can only show that you are a loser.

A world champion has changed the identities of many people in the team. Xiaobai Iniesta was also a substitute rotation last season, and this season is obviously to be given status, Xiaobai beat the Netherlands to become a Spanish national hero, and it is not appropriate to play as a substitute again.

There is also Pedro, although he is only a substitute for the national team, but he must increase his playing time in the club, and the main rotation is the bottom line, otherwise there will be hoes from all sides to dig into the wall.

There are only six pits in Barcelona's midfield, Zomey, Habaib, Huluwa Sabre, how should the eight people be arranged? That's not counting the old main Keita and Bojan, who have fully grown up, these positions can't be indifferent.

Pep Guardiola knows the situation, and everyone involved knows it. The newcomer Villa is also like a mirror, and it took him half a lifetime to finally marry into a wealthy family, and he couldn't dim in a group of brilliant stars at the beginning.

Huluwa is not aiming at Zhuo Yang, although he is confident, he is not crazy like this, and he can't aim at Messi in a yellow coat, no one can shake these two. He also doesn't have to target Pedro, the Sabres are Villa's backup in the national team, and Huluwa is targeting Ibrahimovic, who is the same age as him.

European champion, world champion, gold medal scorer, ace striker, these words are all said to Ibrahimovic, who didn't even have to play in the World Cup, because Ibrahimovic was the worst of Barcelona's forward trident performance last season, and his style does not match Barcelona.

Huluwa wants to put psychological pressure on competitors from the first day, time does not wait for me, 29 years old is a scared age, he wants to show his advantages on the first day, to show the sword.

Sure enough, obedient and listening, everyone else was giggling and happy, only the big gold chain was still gloomy and stinky until the new season group photo, as if he lost money playing cards last night.

By the way, Barcelona traveled to Madrid two days ago to play the first leg of the Spanish Super Cup, losing 1-3 to Atletico Madrid at the Calderón Stadium. Zhuo Yang did not participate in the team because he broke his foot and neck in the match between the Bird's Nest and Beijing Guoan. The champion internationals have not yet returned, and Messi and Ibrahimovic have led a team to the second line.

In the game, Ibrahimovic scored Barcelona's only goal.