Chapter 7 [Couplet] (Part II)
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Others don't know who Hu Xiaotian is, but everyone knows Xu Zhengying, and thinks that Xu Zhengying and Wu Jingshan today are tantamount to tearing their faces, drum-to-drum, gong-to-gong.
Only Xu Zhengying understood that he was kidnapped by Hu Xiaotian, no matter how bitter he was in his heart, he could only knock out his front teeth and swallow it in his stomach. Xu Zhengying is obviously not the protagonist of this group, and Hu Xiaotian, who is undisciplined over there, has already set up a smile with Huo Xiaoru: "What should Miss Huo drink?" â
Huo Xiaoru looked at the teapot on the table and smiled, "Do I have a choice?" â
Hu Xiaotian nodded and said, "There are at least two options." â
Huo Xiaoru remembered what he had just said, and quickly shook his mantis and said, "I still don't have to choose." Seeing this guy's smile, I always felt that there was an indescribable bad intention, for fear that he would say something vulgar again. The reason why he chose to sit next to him was partly because he was attracted by the talent he displayed, and the other half was because of the rejection of Wu Jingshan and his group. But seeing Hu Xiaotian's heartless smile, he regretted it a little, this guy should also be a gentleman, and the amazing talent just now was just a flash of inspiration. But if it comes, it will be safe, and Huo Xiao can only deal with it calmly when he is like this.
Hu Xiaotian said: "There is tea and water, I think Miss Huo is more suitable for drinking water." â
Huo Xiaoru smiled and said, "How can you see it?" â
"Clear water out of hibiscus! Only Qing Shui is worthy of Miss Huo's peerless demeanor. â
Xu Zhengying was really amazed by Hu Xiaotian's talent when he heard the first half of the sentence, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he turned his face, poof! A sip of tea was sprayed on the ground, and I said, can you still have some more meat?
Hu Xiaotian was very disgusted by Xu Zhengying's abnormal behavior, is there any mistake, Lao Tzu is belching, you Xu Zhengying have lived for so many years in vain, I don't know when you should avoid it? I don't know if I'm a grade light bulb, forget it, I don't want to see a light bulb in this life.
The little maid behind Huo Xiaoru laughed, and when she laughed, it was quite sweet, revealing two white rabbit teeth.
Huo Xiaoru said with a smile: "Childe is really good at talking, dare to ask Childe's surname?" â
Hu Xiaotian said: "Hu Xiaotian! â
The two chatted quite speculatively, and the full room of literati and writers became foils at this time.
Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, gave Su Qingkun a look, although Wu Jingshan was very angry, and he couldn't leave with his sleeves, but he couldn't go, the literati were characterful, and he cherished this face very much, if he left now, I was afraid that tomorrow the joke that Shangshu was a dog would spread all over the capital, and he was highly respected in the literary world, and he had been mixed in the officialdom for half his life, so he couldn't lose to a yellow-mouthed son who didn't dry up.
Su Qingkunming explained what he meant, stood up, and said cheekily: "Ladies and gentlemen, all the talents, today we gather in the Yanshui Pavilion, today we are not only fortunate to invite the leader of the Meishan School, the Ministry of Rites Shangshu Wu, but also specially invited the talented girl Huo Xiaoru Huo who is named Zhenjing Master, it can really be described as a rare event in the literary world of the capital. â
Everyone applauded in unison, although there was some unhappiness just now, and Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, was also faced, but his status was there after all, and everyone recommended him to solve the problem, Wu Jingshan finally recovered from the unhappiness just now after this buffer, he took a sip of tea, stood up, and frowned deeply while pacing, making a painstaking meditation.
In Hu Xiaotian's opinion, this old guy is clearly pretending to be forced, playing deep, and there is a ** thinking about some kind of ghost idea, and this ghost idea is aimed at himself.
When Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, looked at Huo Xiaoru, his brows suddenly relaxed, and he smiled: "Then the old man will come up with a topic, how about we have a couplet together?" "Poetry is the most enthusiastic activity of talented people, even if it is a talented person like Wu Jingshan, it is not exempt from vulgarity, no way, who let him have this strength.
Everyone applauded in unison, Wu Jingshan stopped, looked at Huo Xiaoru's half-concealed pretty face and said: "Everyone, listen, my coupling is: "Picking silk is color, and adding embellishments will be written!" â
Everyone applauded loudly again, Wu Jingshan's uplink is indeed wonderful, and two words are cleverly embedded in this uplink. This kind of couplet not only needs to pay attention to the neatness of the battle, but also needs to embed two words, which can really be described as a hidden mystery, which shows that the leader of the Meishan School is not in vain.
Hearing everyone's praise, Wu Jingshan couldn't help but feel a little proud, and his self-confidence was gradually recovering, and he set his eyes on Xu Zhengying.
Xu Zhengying frowned, he was known for his knowledge, and he was not a straw bag who didn't learn or know, and thought for a while: "There is!" My next couplet is: The tree is the tree, and the inhumane is also the king! â
Everyone was amazed when they heard this, and Xu Zhengying was also full of face, and today he finally relied on his talent to gain some face.
Wu Jingshan nodded and said, "Yes, it's quite neat." â
At this time, there was another person: "I also have a couplet!" It was Qiu Zhigao, the son of a scholar of the Hanlin Academy, who spoke, and after successfully attracting everyone's attention, he said loudly: "Water is wine, if you can turn back, you will become an adult!" â
"Good!" There was another burst of applause, Qiu Zhigao looked at Hu Xiaotian's table when he looked at this couplet, his couplet had a deep meaning, meaning to persuade Hu Xiaotian to turn back, and scolded Hu Xiaotian for not being a human being in a pun, and from another level, he also stammered Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites next to him, Wu Jingshan heard the taste, and a smile finally appeared on his face.
Hu Xiaotian just didn't hear it, Huo Xiaoru didn't speak, Qiu Zhigao looked at this table and sent out a couplet, not only scolded Hu Xiaotian, but also seemed to vent his dissatisfaction with her sitting at this table, and persuaded her to turn back as soon as possible, Huo Xiaoru was calm, but the little maid who was holding enough behind her couldn't hold her breath anymore: "What's the big deal, even I can match such a couplet." â
Everyone couldn't help but be stunned when they heard this, and said in their hearts that this little maid is too unaware of the height of the sky, who is gathered here? All of them are talented characters, great talents, great writers, what do you know as a little maid?
The little maid said: "Women are inferior to maids, why don't women be slaves!" No one thought that Huo Xiaoru's dog-hugging maid would be able to make such a wonderful couplet, and she made these literati who had always prided themselves on their literary talents secretly ashamed, and it also made Wu Shangshu and others bleak.
In the imperial history, Su Qingkun said: "I also have a couplet: a cold day, no water is not ice!" He came to deal with it at this time, in order to resolve the embarrassing atmosphere of the scene, his pair was also neat and clever, and everyone cheered again.
Su Qingkun thanked everyone after finishing it, obviously very satisfied with his lower link, and then he looked at Huo Xiaoru with a smile and said, "Miss Huo, I don't know if you have a more ingenious lower link?" â
Huo Xiaoru smiled indifferently, and when he was about to speak, Hu Xiaotian beside him said: "I thought of a couplet!" The voice of this thing was very loud, and Huo Ran, who was afraid that everyone would not notice him, stood up.
Su Qingkun said in his heart, which green onion are you? Do you have to come out to find a sense of zĂ i? He was scolded by Hu Xiaotian just now, and he hated this kid very much.
Wu Jingshan, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, saw Hu Xiaotian stand up again, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his lips, in his opinion, the bickering just now was just this kid's sharp teeth and mouth taking advantage, it is not a talent to learn, when it comes to real learning, how much can a teenager understand?
Hu Xiaotian's eyesight is very good, and he can clearly see Wu Jingshan's disdain for him from such a distance, and he smiled: "My next link is: people believe in words, and if there is no Shangshu, they are villains!" â
The scene instantly became silent, Hu Xiaotian's lower couplet is really wonderful, while neatly fighting against each other, he also hid the edge deep in it, and once again scolded Wu Jingshan with a dog blood spray, Wu Jingshan was so angry that his whole body trembled, if it wasn't for his efforts to maintain this gentle and elegant official image, I am afraid that at this time even the foul language would have been scolded, I said your uncle, where did Lao Tzu offend you? You hold me and call me a villain.
Xu Zhengying sat next to Hu Xiaotian, and was completely impressed by the talent theory of this product at this time, and said that Hu Buwei gave birth to a stupid son, if this Hu Xiaotian is a fool, I am afraid that there will be no smart people in the world, no wonder I wanted to kiss him back then, my three daughters are chosen by their family, Hu Buwei is unmoved, and after a long time, his son is a genius! People's words are believers, if there is no book, it is a villain! Wonderful! It's amazing! Wu Jingshan, you old dog actually dare to insult me, haha, now retribution is coming, right? Hu Xiaotian is right, you old dog is a villain!
Hu Xiaotian finished the next link, and no one dared to take it again, who is this? Even Wu Shangshu dared to scold, and his courage was a little bigger. At this time, someone with good deeds had already inquired about Hu Xiaotian's identity, attached it to Wu Jingshan's ear, and whispered Hu Xiaotian's identity to him. Wu Jingshan was so angry in his heart, after a long time, this kid turned out to be the only son of his sworn enemy Hu Buwei, didn't he say that this kid was a demented child? But what I saw was a sinister boy with sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, cunning and mean. Knowing Hu Xiaotian's identity, Wu Jingshan suddenly lost his state of mind to continue fighting with him, Hu Buwei's son, a junior, even if he wins, he may not have any brilliance, if he is planted in his hands, he is afraid that he will become the laughing stock of the world. But in fact he has already planted it, and it is not lightly planted.
Wu Jingshan stood up slowly, he had been in the officialdom for most of his life, what kind of wind and waves he had never seen, when to leave and when to stay, Wu Jingshan naturally knew in his heart. He arched his hand to everyone and said, "The old man still has important things to do, so he is leaving!" After saying this, he walked away without looking back.