Chapter 77: The Ass That Fell from the Sky
The two drank until the afternoon, until Loess sent someone to find them, and then they returned home together to command the tent.
"You've been drinking?" Loess smelled the smell of wine on the two of them.
"What's the matter with you guys!!" The dead man in the east shouted angrily, the great war is coming, and drinking is punishable.
"That's it, why don't you take me?" Loess's next words almost dislocated the jaw of the dead man.
"Hey, next time." Shiraki chuckled.
"Ahem...... Just kidding, let's get down to business, we don't have a very good way to restrain Bo Feng Shui Gate, so we can only think of a stupid way, let us attack synchronously with the No. 2 guard tower, let Lao Zi's side contain Bo Feng Shuimen, and the four strong men on our side will launch a strong attack at the same time. Loess said seriously.
"Han, Uncle Jiaodu, you ...... Could it be that the dead in the East are also considered strong? Bai Mu looked at this ordinary ninja differently, and he didn't remember that this guy was actually the person with a name in the original book, which allowed him to escape.
“…… The fourth strong man is you, Captain Shiraki! Loess looked at him meaningfully.
“…… Am I strong? Hehehe, can't you imagine that my evaluation is already so high? Hahahaha" Shiraki touched his head and smirked, it seemed that he was not far from inheriting Madara Uchiha's name.
"If there is no objection, we are ready to attack, and the agreement with the second guard tower is to attack on time and on time." Loess looked at the time, and there was only half an hour left.
"Well, I don't have any opinion, the four strong men attack at the same time, the horns are all riding on the face, just the pig deer butterfly should be able to do it in seconds?" Shiraki doesn't care about stalling hands.
"This wave is stable!" Ah Fei also took a sip of milk.
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Half an hour later, Loess had already led the Iwain troops to advance to a thousand meters away from the sentry tower, which was already within the effective range of the sentry tower, and there were still many blood stains and stumps left on the battlefield, but the corpses had been cleaned up by the people of Konoha, and the earth flow wall after losing the support of the chakra turned into piles of dirt, like a low tomb.
Loess led the ninjas step by step, with a five-meter earth flow wall and a ten-meter trench, trying to avoid exposing his subordinates directly to the direct range of the watchtower.
Bai Mu took his people to hide in the back, watching the loess advance step by step, and suddenly felt that the sky was dark, as if a dark cloud was floating in the sky......
"It's going to rain so coincidentally?" Bai Mu put his hand on the pergola and looked up.
"Enemy attack......" A terrible howl was already sounding around him.
As soon as Bai Mu looked up, he was greeted by an ass, really an ass, he had never seen such a big ass, and it continued to get bigger.
"it, Autumn Road Ding Seat !!!"
In this world, except for the Apodo-Ding seat after the super multiplication, who else has a butt with a diameter of 100 meters?
"Who told me, how can the Akido Dingza fly?"
"It's a butterfly......" Shiraki looked at the dissipating red chakra wings on the back of the Akido Dingza.
Many people will think that among the pigs, deer and butterflies, the Qiudao family is pigs, but they are actually butterflies! Of course butterflies fly.
"Super Multiplication • Meat Bullet Crushes the Cutting Board"
A hundred-meter-high giant descended from the sky in the form of a crow on a plane, and sat in the camp of the Iwakuin troops, and the violent shaking was no less than an A-level ninjutsu earthquake, and the earthflow wall built by the loess belt was instantly collapsed, and the Iwakuin ninjas also completely fell into panic and fled in all directions.
"Shooting !!" On the sentry tower, the twelve chakra ballistas had already been energized under the control of the Hyuga ninja, and when they heard the order, they immediately shot at the Iwakuin ninja who was rolling around.
Sudden Sudden Sudden ...... The sound of each shot swept through the air, like a roaring grim reaper, taking away the lives of the rock ninjas.
"My good man, Nara Shikahisa is worthy of being the future first military division of Konoha , and this sneak attack is beautiful." Shiraki smacked his tongue, they had been at the back of the line and had not been hurt too much.
"Don't mess around! Build a wall of earth! Go on the offensive!! The roar of the loess reinvigorated morale, and although he was caught off guard by a sneak attack, he couldn't just retreat in disgrace.
However, the second attack of the Autumn Dao Ding came one after another, this time it was a giant foot that fell from the collapse of the sky and the earth, and the target was the three Iwakushi who were huddled together because of the panic, and the next second they could completely trample them into the dirt with one kick.
"Earth Escape: The Grip of the Earth!!"
The loess is definitely the most reliable big brother of the rock hide, as the hands of the seal slapped the ground, the earth shattered in trembling, and a huge rock arm composed of gravel rose from the ground, accompanied by the sparse rubble, and supported the giant foot of the Autumn Dao Dingza.
"Don't be afraid, let's go!" The three young rocks were encouraged by the loess, and only then did they muster up the courage to rush forward.
"Steam Ascending Dragon!"
There was a long hum from the steam boiler behind Han, and the blazing steam rushed him towards the sky, and he was going to break through the super multiplication technique of the Autumn Dao Ding Seat with a single punch of absolute strange power.
"Don't succeed, Shadow Sewing Netting Technique!" Nara Shikaku didn't even know when he appeared in the pocket of the giant, anyway, the hundred-meter giant covered the sky and the sun, and there were shadows under his crotch, whatever he wanted to play with his shadow technique.
A snare woven by shadow slits shrouded Han, immediately grasping him firmly, binding him in mid-air, and suddenly unable to move with nowhere to borrow his strength.
"A man can't stay here and stop...... Boiling Escape: The Old Driver's Technique!! ”
Dirt Dirt Dirt ~~~
The sound like a train whistle sounded from the boiler behind him, and the steam thrusters in his limbs spewed out scorching gas, which greatly increased his strength, and the shadow net was instantly propped up and could be torn apart at any time, and Nara Shikaku's forehead began to sweat.
"I really don't want to see that monster again in my life, but...... Let's sleep peacefully this time. "A handsome guy with flowing yellow hair and a ponytail appeared on the shoulders of the Akido Dingza, posing in a bizarre Indian pose.
"Ninja - Mind and Body Sleep"
In an instant, the entire soul crashed into the spiritual world of the controlled Han, looking at the five-tailed Mu King who was bound by iron chains, his hands raised and exuding hypnotic illusions.
As the most talented young generation of the Yamanaka clan, Yamanaka Haiichi has strong mental power and can even invade the spiritual world of human pillar power, but it can only make the tailed beast sleep with human pillar power.
After struggling a few times, Han closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
"This ...... It's a little wrong, it's our turn. Bai Mu looked at the corner capital that was as silent as gold on the side:
"What is Uncle thinking? A temporary markup is not something a dedicated hired ninja should do. ”
“…… It's just that it's the first time I've seen so many bounties fighting, and I'm a little distracted for a while. Jiaodu took a deep breath, and in his field of vision, 10 million taels were stepping on 30 million taels, 20 million taels were holding 50 million taels of swings, and one fifteen million was sleeping......
"Meaningless, if you can catch those three Konoha ones, we'll exchange them for bounties." Shiraki smiled.
"Why catch? Isn't it just a matter of taking the head? The horn looked at Bai Mu in confusion.
"Stupid, cutting off your head for a bounty can only be changed once, sooner or later, one day the ninja world will be killed by you, we have caught it, let it go, catch it and release it, isn't it fragrant to receive the ransom back and forth?" Shiraki smirked.
“…… worthy of being the head of the regiment. The horns gave a thumbs up.
"Come, for the sake of giving you a way to make money, lend me a heart." Bai Mu spread his hands.
"I don't borrow it." Kakudu bluntly refused, he never made free trades.
"Then the old rules, rent!" Shiraki was ready to pay for it heroically.
"Which one do you want?" Kakuto's eyes lit up.
"I played the thunder attribute last time, and I wasted the experience card in vain...... Let's go to the earth attribute this time. Shiraki touched his chin.
"The earth attribute is not good, this is my original heart, it has been with me for a hundred years, I have a deep relationship, and it is the ...... that my life-saving ninjutsu earth spear depends on to survive"
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, how much is it?"
"Ten million taels."
“…… You're ruthless! Bai Mu gritted his teeth, but he still paid ruthlessly, and it was a big deal to go back and sell a few chakra ballistas to Onoki.
Poof, Kakudu pulled out a ball of heart under a yellow mask and handed it to Shiraki.