Chapter Twenty-Three: The Maniac

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After Di Qing left, Yun Zheng looked at his daughter's big black eyes and smiled, hugged her and said: "Your mother always said that the business of Dousha Pass is no longer profitable, and now that someone is opening up a business road, Dousha Pass will be ten times more prosperous than before, a hundred times, our family's land in Dousha Pass will definitely be sold at a good price, I know that if I don't do good deeds, I must first benefit myself and then say words that benefit others, just blindly pay, and don't know how to ask for returns, will set bad rules." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

Yun Luoluo giggled, as if he was also interested in his father's intelligence, and his two little hands tightly grabbed his father's ears, making Yun Zheng grin.

When Yun Zheng was having breakfast, Wugou monk Shi Shiran walked past him and beckoned him to eat, he scoffed, now Wugou's precepts are strict, never moving meat, Lu Qingqing talked to him, and he continued to talk to the Buddha without looking at her. waved his long sleeves and returned to the family temple in the sound of a jingling of gold, silver, pearls and jade.

Lu Qingqing sat back in his seat and looked at her husband and said, "Husband, it is difficult for Master Wugou to serve now!" ”

Yun Zheng didn't raise his head and asked, "What do you say?" ”

"Master Wugou is our family's resident monk and your best friend, it stands to reason that the concubine should not gossip about him, but now even bacon can't serve Master Wugou's food, what should you do?"

"If you can't wait, you won't serve, just provide the ingredients......"

"Will this snub Master Wugou?"

Yun Zheng shook his head and said, "Giving the master pure freedom is the most respectful to him. ”

After saying this, Yun Zheng regretted it, looking at Wugou's pure and flawless eyes, he looked at his daughter's eyes again. The eyes of both of them were the same black and white, clear as water. He even found that Wugou's behavior became unreasonable like that of a child.

Yun Zheng struggled to shake off Wugou's hand holding his sleeve, and said with a wry smile: "Are you sick?" ”

Wugou tilted his shiny head and thought, "Maybe it's because I like to eat candy very much now......"

Yun Zheng said seriously: "You are too fat now, and eating too much sugar will cause some physical discomfort." ”

The Yun family has a lot of frosting, and Wugou will not have any problem even if he eats sugar as a meal, but now he has to put half a bowl of frosting in his bowl when he drinks water, and then Hou will drink this viscous solution in one go. The direct consequence of eating sugar in this way is diabetes, and Yun Zheng doesn't want Wugou to become a diabetic after enlightenment.

"He's still raising rats in the family temple!" There were tears in the corners of the bacon's eyes, and he pointed to the family temple with his fingers in horror.

Yun Zheng looked at the bacon and said a little rawly: "Why are you afraid of mice?" I remember when I was a kid you would see a mouse and say it was a piece of meat. How much has it changed in just a few years? Raising rats is a big deal. If you ask Lao Liao to get more tanuki back, it's over. ”

Bacon roared, "He threw the rat at me......"

Wugou looked at the bacon that threw away the wooden plate and ran away, and asked cautiously: "Am I very wrong now?" ”

"I'll go and ask Master Huiguo for you, if this is a normal manifestation of your cultivation, we will let it go, if not, we will find a way to cure you. Here are some of the thoughts I wrote about the great masters. You take it and see it. I don't know if I can help you, I'll go to Xiangguo Temple. ”

Yun Zheng gave Wugou the Schopenhauer Theory of Cause and Effect that he had written for several days, and ordered Lao Liao to take care of Wugou. He got on the horse and went directly to Xiangguo Temple, he really couldn't be sure if Wugou's current state was a normal state.

When Yun Zheng's lungs were about to explode when he came out of Xiangguo Temple, the bastard old monk was so happy after hearing the changes in Wugou that he had a happy face, and congratulated Wugou on returning to his nature, without desire and without seeking a child's heart, only in this clear state can he really let go of all his troubles without hindrance, it is a great joy and needs to be celebrated with firecrackers.

What else do you say that there is no definite number of enlightenment to become a Buddha, some people will become a Buddha will be solemn, fragrant flowers will fall from the sky, and some people will become a Buddha will be filthy and crazy, in short, Huiguo told Yun Zheng that everything is left to nature. I asked him, but I didn't ask.

Yun Zheng, who returned home, planned to have a good talk with the monk Wugou to see if he could restore his true nature, this kind of thing is too dangerous to become a Buddha, and it is very incommensurate with the investment, even after becoming a Buddha, there is not much benefit, one can not turn stones into gold, two can not soar through the clouds, the final good result is to be able to see through life, Yun Zheng thinks that this life does not need to be seen so clearly, and there is no need to live so clearly and understandably, a transparent life will only bring no troubles to himself, which is the sorrow of the wise.

"Wild Fox Zen! Bah! Wugou lost his temper, pointing to a large pile of scraps of paper on the ground, and his anger rose as he stepped on it.

Yun Zheng wanted to pounce and pick up those pieces of paper, but Hou put them together one by one, his hard work for several days was completely destroyed by Wugou in a few seconds, and poor Schopenhauer's theory of cause and effect survived in this world for less than a day.

Xiaolin and Hua Niang also came, I heard that my old friend was sick, and I hurried over, Xiaolin carefully replaced Wugou's sugar water with wine, and Wugou cried after taking a sip......

The girl in Hua Niang's arms also cried, Hua Niang frowned and looked at the girl who was crying in her arms, and then looked at the criing white fat monk, and then Hou yelled at Yun Zheng: "How do you take care of a monk, take care of a good monk and make a fool?" ”

Xiaolin hurriedly explained: "It's not that I didn't take care of it, but I took care of it too well, Wugou is now going to become a Buddha and become a saint, after this hurdle, it must be a generation of holy monks in the future, and the Buddhist sect of Xià will come to worship all day." ”

Hua Niang pointed to Wugou, who was crying like an idiot, stretched out her hand and pinched Xiaolin's arm and said anxiously: "Find a doctor, this is obviously sick, and I am about to become a Buddha there, hurry!" ”

Since giving birth to the second daughter, Hua Niang's temper has been very bad, no matter how Xiao Lin tolerates, he can't let Hua Niang's character change in any way, so that gradually Jiàn has the posture of a Hedong lion's roar.

Yun Zheng also followed: "What Sister Hua Niang said makes sense, Wugou is indeed in a sick state now, his heart has become smaller, and his appetite has changed to biàn, no matter whether Wugou's spirit is changing biàn or not, we as friends must take care of his ** first." That's it, I'm going to ask him for a doctor. ”

Hua Niang agreed very much with Yun Zheng's suggestion, and decided to stay in the Yun family to watch the imperial doctor treat Wugou, she only had two friends in her life, Yun Zheng and Wugou, so she took it very seriously.

Yun Zheng collected Schopenhauer's causality theory that tore the five grooves into pieces and threw it into the furnace, the philosopher's noble thinking turned into ashes in the flames, Yun Zheng shook his head, this may be a catastrophe, no matter how noble and noble the sentiments are to the Yun family, they will inevitably be burned, "The Bamboo Book Chronicle" is so, and Schopenhauer is the same. From this, Yun Zheng can sadly foresee that the Yun family will become the most frenzied book burner since Qin Shi Huang.

The first thing the imperial doctor did when he saw Wugou was to bow down, and the solemn Wugou sitting in the pile of treasures and reciting the scriptures was really moving, although Imperial Doctor Li had a deep friendship with the Yun family, he couldn't help but say two words about Lu Qingqing after listening to the truth of the matter.

This is the prelude to enlightenment, it is not a disease at all, whose sick person can have such a Buddha statue, the Yun family only needs to be worshipped, and it is impossible to say that this courtyard will rain down colorful auspicious clouds.

After saying these words, he stubbornly took away a gem, saying that it was to touch the blessing of Wugou.

After the imperial doctor left, Zou Tong came, and he didn't say that he was sent by the emperor, but walked around the Yun family with his hands behind his back, and the focus was naturally the Yun family's family temple.

He was a eunuch who wandered around the Yun family unscrupulously at all, there was no defense of men and women, no identity control, and it was not uncommon to face the Yun family's mountain of treasures, he walked in a big circle, and after a few words with Wugou, he left inexplicably. From beginning to end, he didn't say a word to the master of the Yun family, it was unreasonable to come, and it was unreasonable to go.

After a few days, a plaque of the Keats Fuyou Zen Master was hung in the temple of the Yun family, which was the courtesy of the royal family to Wugou, for this matter, the presiding monk of Xiangguo Temple Huiguo specially brought eighteen monks to the temple of the Yun family to recite the scriptures for three days.

Lu is very light, Monk Huiguo has easily not left the temple gate over the years, this time it is indeed a rare courtesy to bring all the magic weapons to the Yun family to chant for three days, for this reason, her belly is very high, and she doesn't want to take a look at the ground when she walks.

"Be careful, if you step on Yunsan's tail, it won't dare to bark, you are already majestic enough at home, don't be proud anymore, who will you show if you are pregnant?"

Yun Zheng, who had not done anything well recently, lay on the chair and patted the arm of the chair helplessly and sighed.

"Good things are all our family, the general is our family, the famous genius of Tokyo City is our family, even the rare Buddha is also our family, this is what the family is thriving, She Lao Taijun also handed over a post today to ask the concubine, Fang Bufang biàn invited the women and children of her family to come over to listen to Master Wugou chanting.

The concubine has already agreed, and she has also promised the old lady of several other families, and she will come to the family temple to see Wugou when she is the first day of junior high school......"

Yun Zheng sighed: "Wugou's appearance is becoming more and more worrying, he went crazy yesterday, do you know?" ”

"You know, didn't you just throw the wooden fish out and smash the cow? Who let Han Niu not learn well and follow others to secretly kill the cow, and ran to the family temple with blood on his body to defile the pure land of Buddhism, who did not smash him? ”

Yun Zheng looked at his wife's willow eyebrows, sighed and stopped talking, crazy, really crazy, Wugou may have been confused by the thoughts in his head, as for Lu Qingqing, they are really crazy.

Things have developed to this point, even if Wugou kills someone, they can find 10,000 reasons to defend Wugou. (To be continued......)

ps: Chapter 1, I was pulled out by a saber to drink after class yesterday, I went out standing and came back horizontally, I beg for your understanding.

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