Chapter 167: The Snake Demon's Poisonous Tongue
The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. Shuiboli was originally a place of mixed right and wrong, among which most of the minions were ordinary people who forced to go to Liangshan, which was still a simple duty, but the robbers, thieves, grass thieves, and white wolves who came to fight with stuffy sticks are also increasing day by day. Although Ximen Qing used the art of war to collect the trilogy, and the iron-faced Pei Xuan vigorously rectified it, there are always some unruly people who are loose by nature, do not like fetters, and despise discipline, and do not obey the discipline.
This kind of person has some ability, so he has the ability to think very highly, and the martial arts hall does not accept them, so Song Jiang and Wu Yong pushed the boat to the past and became the selector in the training. In addition to the exercises, Song Jiang used his own means to buy people's hearts, and everyone was reckless and grateful, and gave face to Marshal Song in his actions, but he did not make big mistakes, but small mistakes were constant, and he humbly confessed his guilt in front of Song Jiang, and Song Jiang resolutely did not change behind his back. For this kind of rubber turtle, Song Jiang is not worried.
Just like today, walking down the aisle hard, and teasing the big girl is simply commonplace, but unfortunately this time I chewed the golden tribulus terrestris - the teeth, the mouth pricked, and the blood splashed out were gorgeous.
In the marching tent, after Ximen Qing asked the reason, he said to the heroes: "Molerating with women is a cottage forbidden, this matter has already been taken care of, if we are more fierce and domineering to arrest people, our Liangshan's 'for the heavens' apricot yellow flag will not be hung anymore - what do the brothers and brothers think?" ”
Pei Xuan and Bao Xu first said in unison, and everyone echoed the voice, Wang Xiaohu shrank up in disdain, and Song Jiang's face darkened - it was a pity that his complexion was already dark, and even if he spread another layer of irritated black at this time, it would still not be obvious for a while, this is the disadvantage of black people - and said hatefully: "Is this just the end of it?" ”
Song Jiang's headquarters are the old people he brought out from Qingfeng Mountain, his way of commanding the army is to rely on discipline, nine points to rely on favors, today the little ones turned over and showed big eyes, he is the eldest brother who does not come out to help find it back, I am afraid that it will hurt the prestige in the future! Therefore, Song Jiang decided that even if he digs and urinates today, he will come forward for the little ones to bring this breath back!
Ximen Qing had insight into Song Jiang, he looked at the short and fat little body of Xiaoyi Hei Saburo with pity, and sighed: "Brother Hugh blamed the brother and said, this matter has to be like this." Mo said that the girl only knocked down the back molars of more than 100 people, even if she cut off the more than 100 heads, my brother's anger can come up, and she must go down! ”
Song Jiang was not convinced, and the green tendons on his head jumped up and down, like a lonely large egg, and he shouted to himself: "There is no king's law!" Whose power did this girl take advantage of, dare to be so rampant? ”
Ximen Qing said: "In our place, women who don't rely on their fathers or godfathers still occasionally have a few clusters - hey!" Brat! What color is the girl wearing outside? Zuihou's words were said to the little minions who gave orders.
The little minions hurriedly replied: "The leader of the West Gate - the girl is dressed in green, just like ......."
Before the description of that guy was finished, Yan Qing next to Ximen Qing jumped up with a "Teng", and all the heroes realized that Lang Zi Yanqing's light skills were also superb.
Yan Qing didn't care about the fact that it was a military discussion now, and stretched out his hand to grab Ximenqing: "Brother Siquan, could it be that Xiaoqing is here?" ”
Ximen Qing turned his compassionate gaze from Song Jiang's face back to Yan Qing's face, and sighed: "Alas! You are usually a smart person, but now you are living more and more to return to your soul - if it weren't for the young girl fairy family Fada, how could the more than 1,000 people and three or four hundred horses led by General Shan and Wei Er be lost? Did you put on your wings and fly? Thinking of your daughter-in-law thinking of you is a rare thing in the world! ”
When she didn't see it, Yan Qing turned over and over again, scratching her heart, thinking that she was going to see her now, but she was suffering from gains and losses, and pulled Ximenqing tighter: "Finally...... It's finally time to meet Xiaoqing...... Brother, am I still okay with the way I am? ”
Yan Qing opened Li Gu's chamber with a knife, and his clean and neat methods won the heartfelt admiration of all the outlaws in the entire Liangshan, but now they saw him as clumsy as a groom who was about to get on the horse to welcome his relatives, and everyone was very eye-opening.
It's just that although Song Jiang's eyes were opened, he was not half happy in his heart, and interjected and asked: "Could it be that the snake demon Xiaoqing who beat people outside is the snake demon Xiaoqing who showed his magical powers in the Shouzhang Gongtang?" ”
Now Song Jiang really wants to cry without tears. As Ximen Qing said, if the person who came was really that ghostly snake demon Xiaoqing, the group of super soldier kings under his command would be in vain.
"Those eight lambs, it's okay to bring trouble to me!" Now Song Jiang is only afraid that he will be annoyed by the snake demon Xiaoqing, and she will touch the melon and slap him in the face, so his prestige can only be kept and swept away.
Chao Gai reacted from shock at this time, and said with great joy: "Since it is a reincarnated true immortal, we must meet it!" Quickly give the order, so that the front army must not be rude! All the brethren are ready to go out with me out of the camp to meet them. ”
Before the words fell, I heard another noise outside, and then in front of everyone's eyes, a branch of plum blossoms fell from the sky and landed on the handsome case in front of Chao Gai. When everyone looked at each other, the closed flower bones on the branches slowly unfolded, the plum blossoms bloomed, the dark fragrance floated, and a woman's crisp voice came from the stamens, rippling with the fragrance of the flowers: "Sanqi Gongzi, this girl came to write a book, but she was disgusted by these scum of your Liangshan - is this your Liangshan's hospitality?" ”
The heroes were surprised, but they couldn't help but feel ashamed, only Sun Erniang, Hu Sanniang and Ling Han had their eyes shining, staring at the plum on the table, and sighed softly: "Wow! It's so beautiful! ”
Hu Yanzhuo's side Yum general Han Tao and Tianmu general Peng Xi stood closest to the flower branch, when the two looked carefully, this plum blossom branch was indeed just broken off, and the wood grain was still fresh, Han Tao couldn't help but say: "What kind of immortal means is this?" ”
Ximen Qing explained: "This is the Xiuzhen version of the natural environmental protection low-carbon tape recorder, just like the original "Xiahedong", across one or two hundred meters of water, Weishenme thousands of troops can hear it clearly? It is because of Mr. Sun Sheng, the dragon of the clouds, who performed the Taoist technique of amplifying sound - the principle is similar to this plum blossom. ”
When the Hu family and the others heard this, they all suddenly realized.
At this time, there was a cold voice in the flowers: "What is the Xiuzhen version of the natural environmental protection low-carbon tape recorder?" Nonsense! Why don't you get out of here and see me?! ”
Ximen Qing picked up the stars and changed the fight to move Jiangdong: "Brother Xiaoyi, listen, your daughter-in-law is in a hurry, and she scolded Huaidi and asked you to get out to see her quickly!" As he spoke, he stuffed the plum blossom into Yan Qing's arms.
As soon as this mantra came out, in the Xiuzhen version of the natural environmental protection low-carbon tape recorder, Zhen Xiaoqing's original voice that was like a tiger suddenly died down.
Ximen Qing haha smiled, dantian luck, and raised his voice: "The young girl is a little restless, the lord of Liangshan, the king of Tota, Chao Gai, will lead the brothers to go out of the camp to welcome the young girl!" ”
He didn't have the means to transmit sound by borrowing things like Xiaoqing, so he had to make do with the kung fu of "thousands of miles of sound transmission" in martial arts. Of course, this kung fu will not really be able to transmit sound for thousands of miles, but the deeper the internal force, the farther the distance of sound transmission, and the sound wave can still maintain the mellow sound while transmitting. After the battle between Ximen Qing and Shi Wengong in Qingzhou, he broke through the battle, and his internal force advanced greatly.
Ai Ai's voice came from the flowers: "Oh...... Oh...... Hey? It turns out that Liangshan is not your Ximenqing? Hey...... Well, it turns out that there is a big boss...... It's okay that way, a lot of things can be saved...... All right! Come on...... Chao Gai? Who is Chao Gai? Isn't there a mushroom in the hat - Chao Gai (Chao Gai)? ”
She was muttering over there, and everyone here could hear it clearly. Chao Gai held his hat with his hand, and couldn't cry or laugh for a while.
Song Jiang heard that the snake demon Xiaoqing burned the fire to Chao's head, and he was secretly happy in his heart, and thought: "You little demon beat me, I have to endure it; But if you have sinned against Chao Gai, have you not died yourself? Chao Tianwang and Gongsun Yiqing were thick, and they were anxious about him, and the old way made a move, and a talisman caught you, the snake demon, and the anger in my heart came out! ”
After making up his mind to turn the fire, Song Jiang shouted loudly: "What hat has mushrooms in it?" King Chao is also the lord of my Liangshan, and the fairy girl is more respectful to me when she speaks! ”
Although he didn't have the internal cultivation of thousands of miles of sound transmission, presumably that plum blossom had the effect of a microphone at the same time, and the voice of the snake demon Xiaoqing sneered and immediately came back: "Hmph! Well said crown! But I don't know who you are? ”
Song Jiang said proudly: "In the timely rain Song Jiang, the people in the rivers and lakes are called Xiaoyi Hei Saburo, also known as Baoyi!" "There are not many opportunities to pose in front of fairy beauties, Song Jiang finally caught it, and for a while, people were refreshed on happy occasions, and their faces seemed to be specially coated with wax.
The disdainful voice of the snake demon Xiaoqing came from the plum blossoms again: "Song Jiang? Haven't heard of it! It turns out that the disobedient son is out of the funeral - you send stiff (Song Jiang)! But why do you claim to be filial piety Hei Saburo again? ”
This robbery hit Song Jiang's lungs, and the reputation of the capital that he thought was so badly violated, can my aunt bear it? But thinking about the unpredictable ability of the snake demon Xiaoqing, I had to endure it. However, there was a knife on the head of the word forbearance, although Song Jiang was fat but not wide-hearted, at this time, he couldn't help but cover his chest and gasp. Wang Xiaohu hurriedly stepped forward with an arrow, took out his heart and lungs and dispersed it to Song Jiang, and Song Jiang finally eased up after half a day.
During this period, the military advisor Wu said bitterly: "Yi" cloud: The earth is in the mountains, and the girl is a fairy in the way, just thinking about the way of humility, such as Mount Tai hidden in the nine places, how can it be so sharp? ”
Zhi Xiaoqing sneered: "What I said is as if you are Da Luo Jinxian's father!" I ask you - who are you? ”
Wu Yongwen said politely: "In the Xialiangshan Military Division, Wu Yong, Zhiduoxing Wu Yong, the words are highlighted." ”
Zhi Xiaoqing said: "Useless and false people, dare to call Zhiduoxing, you are also worthy?" When you ascend to the Tao, come and teach me a lesson! Now flash this girl, save you a face! ”
As soon as he heard that the snake demon Xiaoqing was about to slap his face, Wu Yong was immediately afraid. He has to keep the façade of the crown jade for dinner! So he hurriedly flashed to the side, and naturally slandered behind his back, but he didn't dare to say anything in his mouth.
Shenxing Taibao Dai Zong, Song Jiang and Wu Yong are all quick knife cuts, and he himself is half a cultivator, he has a lot of taste of self-appreciation on weekdays, and the name of the snake demon Xiaoqing has to bluff others, where can he scare him? Now seeing Song Jiang taking medicine and Wu Yong taking deflated, he couldn't help but get angry and stepped forward to say: "Daoyou is too rampant!" You must know that the sun is full and the moon is full and the moon is eclipse, let alone those who cultivate the Tao? If you blindly follow the fast poisonous tongue, I am afraid that today's evil cause is shallow, and in the future, the Dao foundation will be deeply damaged, which will make it difficult for you to complete the moon! ”
Zhi Xiaoqing said: "Ho! Another one! Listening to your tone, you are actually a cultivator who has been practicing in the red dust? But I don't know Gao's surname? ”
Dai Zong said proudly: "Dai Zong, Taibao under the gods!" ”
Zhen Xiaoqing said "oh" and said: "It turned out to be you!" But I have also heard of the name of Shenxing Taibao, and they all praise you for traveling thousands of miles in a day and 800 at night, and you are still a stranger in the world. ”
Everyone else is sneering, and when it comes to their heads, it is finally their turn to be positive. Dai Zong was so unhappy in his heart, he snorted, and said arrogantly on the outside: "Even if a certain family has a small name, it doesn't dare to look at everything and underestimate the heroes of the world!" ”
Suddenly, the snake demon Xiaoqing laughed coquettishly, and her laughter was as clear as ice and snow: "Haha, a layman who has only learned the art of the horse dares to speak in front of this girl!" You are a person with pig hair on your neck - wearing a mane (Dai Zong), how can you travel thousands of miles? The four-legged beast can outrun you more! Showing off my skills and being complacent really makes me laugh. A word of advice to you—you magic trick—hey! Is this worthy of being called a god? Bestiality is proper—your bestiality, you can't enter the house, Xiankedengtang, if you are complacent here, there is no hope of advancing an inch in this life and this life—that's all it says, and you want to go! Now, gather the mane on your neck, step back with me, and don't wait for me to curse you! ”
When Dai Zong heard this, he blasted away his soul and ducked to the side in frustration.
Everyone next to him, from Chao Gai and Ximen Qing, was stunned. There are also those who don't understand, such as the black whirlwind Li Kui, who only cares about holding the pig's trotters out of his sleeves, eating with a mouth full of oil, and pouring a few sips of wine, it is really a fairy who does not change! A stupid person like him is much happier than Song Jiang and Wu Yong's generation.
Chao Gai touched his head and listened to it for a long time, and finally realized that he was just a mushroom in his hat, and he was the luckiest, so he smiled at Yan Qing: "Brother Xiaoyi, you confidante - so strong!" ”
Ximen Qing also patted his chest and felt palpitations: "Sure enough, it's the black mamba who opens his mouth - poisonous tongue (poisonous snake)!" ”
Yan Qinghu said shortly: "Xiaoqing is not a poisonous tongue!" She's just naïve and straightforward! ”
Chao Gai daxiao said: "Whether it's a poisonous tongue or a naïve tongue, I want to see you after all!" Brothers, come out of the camp with me! "This is exactly what it is:
Mo Dao's cheeky face is as black as iron, and his poisonous tongue is as sharp as a gun. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.