Chapter Fifty-Eight: Pressing the Turtle

The county government prison is hell on earth, Yun Zheng got into the gate, and came out quickly, gasping for two or three breaths violently before he slowly came back to life, he didn't want to go in, it was too smelly inside, but when he thought of the stupid girl with bacon, Yun Zheng wet the hand towel with wine, tied the hand towel to his mouth and nose, and then mustered up the courage to walk into the prison.

Every cell was crowded with people, lice were burrowing in the hair on the face, completely beside no one, Yun Zheng avoided it, and as a mother-in-law of five big and three thick walked towards the women's prison, Liu Dutou was killed and did not want to go in.

As soon as I walked to the women's prison, I heard the screams of bacon: "Don't come here, if you dare to hurt me, the eldest young master of my family will hack you to death, and the second young master will not let you go." ”

"Haha, this is the prison, Lao Tzu is the overlord in the prison, those stinky women Lao Tzu is not interested at all, finally came in a beautiful and white one, serve a good Lao Tzu, I asked you to eat and drink spicy food in the prison."

Yun Zheng immediately ripped off the cloth towel on his nose and asked the mother-in-law, "Who is this man?" How did you get to the women's prison? If there is such an immoral thing, Lin County Ling will ignore it? ”

The mother-in-law smiled awkwardly and said: "He made the money, since you were brought by Liu Zhutou, the old woman will not hide it from you, in prison, you can do anything if you have money!" ”

Yun Zheng's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said to his mother-in-law without thinking: "Can I buy his life for five taels of silver?" ”

"Today is considered to be seeing the uncle, five taels of silver you like to play, you can play, and you can do it if you want the old woman to take a hand." The mother-in-law's eyes seemed to glow green in the dim prison.

Yun Zheng raised his head and shouted into the depths of the prison: "Bacon, you wait a minute, I'll come and pick you up." As he spoke, a piece of official silver fell into the hands of his mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law took a bite of her teeth, laughing like Maitreya Buddha, and yelled inside: "Kuang San, take your stinky hands away, if you dare to touch that girl again, the old lady will chop off your hands." ”

"Young Master, save me!" The bacon shouted very loudly, and the sharp high note pierced Yun Zheng's eardrums buzzing.

"Mother-in-law, you charged me thirty yuan." Kuang San also found that things were not good, and when he was about to bully people, the master of the family really came to the door.

When she walked to the front, she saw the bacon holding the pillar of the prison and looking at Yun Zheng pitifully, her clothes had been torn in many places, and she covered her chest with one hand to prevent the spring from leaking.

A tall, lanky black man clung to the innermost part of the cell, as if trying to get inside the wall. The prison woman collected enough money, and really worked hard, the crutch in her hand hit Kuang San's stomach hard, and when he lowered his head, he pulled his head on his head with a crutch, Kuang San fell to the ground like a sack, and the mother-in-law saw that Kuang San was powerless to resist, so she turned her head and showed her big teeth and said to Yun Zheng, who was dressing the bacon: "I don't know how the eldest young master plans to play?" Pressing a turtle or swinging? ”

Yun Zheng smiled, took out another tael of silver and put it in the prison mother's hand and said: "I heard that it only takes half a pillar of incense to kill a person by pressing a turtle, so I bothered my mother-in-law to use a clever hand, so that I can gain insight in the next rise." ”

The prison lady smiled even more happily and said with a smile: "It turns out that the son is also a big expert, and he knows a lot of things in the prison, please see, the old woman has been in this black prison for thirty years, and she can't use half a pillar of incense to press the turtle." ”

The two of them talked and laughed, ignoring Kuang San's begging for mercy, the prison woman was like a murderer, so she naturally didn't care, this kind of person was the kind of person Yun Zheng hated the most, killing him, Yun Zheng would only think that he was helping other women in prison.

The prison woman yelled, and a sack full of sand and soil fell on Kuang San's stomach, seeing that Kuang San could still breathe, he picked up a sandbag and stacked it on the first sandbag, seeing Kuang San's difficulty preparing to push the sandbag with his hands, two sticks went down, and accurately hit Kuang San's joints, and a slight clicking sound came out, and these two arms were wasted.

"Childe, please look, as long as the height of the sandbag falls by two inches, it means that the qi in Kuang San's stomach has been completely pressed out, and now it only falls by one inch, and it will soon fall by another inch, and it won't take half a pillar of incense." The prison woman smiled and praised Yun Zheng. "Mother-in-law has good means, she has seen it in the next, and the time is not early, so I will take the maid away in the next." The bacon was about to faint, and she could feel that the anger of the eldest young master was about to erupt like a volcano, and the eldest young master was like this, the more annoyed he was, the more polite he was. "It's okay, it's too dirty and smelly here, if you take Childe's money, you have to give Childe an explanation." After the prison woman finished speaking, as soon as she leaned in, her fat ass sat on the sandbag, and Kuang San's mouth made a whistle-like breathing sound, from high to low, and gradually became inaudible, and the life of a servant was cut off like this.

After getting out of prison, Liu Zhutou was still drinking, and when he saw the bacon wearing Yun Zheng's clothes, he said strangely: "What? Does anyone really dare to bully bacon? Woman or man? “

Yun Zheng shook his head and pointed to the prison and said to Liu Zhutou: "If you want to have a good life in the future, it is best to manage the black prison, don't always think about making money, you make money, your subordinates make money more ruthlessly, I just spent five taels of silver to torture a servant to death, which is the proof, I now finally know why the county order didn't arrest you, this prison that leaks on all sides can't trap you at all." “

Liu Zhutou said with a smile: "This is the matter of Lin County's order, his rule is full of poison, and the prison is miserable, it was originally a crime on the document to impeach him, and when Xiao Zhushu takes office as the county commander of Dousha, everything will naturally change, after you go back, let Lao Cang gather the villagers and guard his own village, these days there may be a large number of rogues down the mountain to harass." ”

Yun Zheng quickly left the county government as soon as he agreed, and when he passed by the market, he saw Lan Lan, she was walking in the company of the maid, Xiao Wugen followed her closely, and the two of them were extremely intimate.

Bacon has just returned to her soul, no matter how stupid she is, she knows that the county order and the master book are fighting, with her wisdom, she can't figure out why Lan Lan and Xiao Wugen came together.

"Don't look at it, it's easy to become a bad person if you watch too much, the two of you are acting for the people."

Bacon still doesn't understand what the young master said, acting in a puppet show? They don't have masks on their faces.

Lan Lan saw Yun Zheng driving the ox cart and wanted to speak, but found that Yun Zheng shook the whip with a smile, and the old cow kicked and stepped forward and walked towards Chengguan, Xiao Wugen also saw Yun Zheng, and saw him leave in a hurry, just pouting and smiling, and was very satisfied with Yun Zheng's performance of knowing and knowing.