Chapter 34: Try?
Chapter 34 Try?
Fang Xie has been a little confused in the past two days, and it seems that there is nothing else to do every day except to follow the carriage for twenty or thirty miles. His seemingly idiotic behavior was treated as a joke by the girls in the Red Sleeves from the beginning, and later even became their entertainment.
Fang Xie ran with the carriage, and there were always many beauties poking their heads out of the windows of the seven cars with red sleeves in front of them, waving the beautiful handkerchiefs in their hands and beckoning to each other.
"Xiao Fang Jie, catch up with my sister, and my sister will give me candy."
"Xiao Fang Jie, ignore her, catch up with my sister's carriage, and get in the car to chat with my sister."
"Xiao Fang Jie, there is fun in my sister's car, and you are allowed to play when I catch up."
Fang Xie listened to these words and ran stupidly, but he didn't catch up, always keeping the same distance, not far and not close. Just enough to see the handsome appearance of those girls, if he saw someone waving to him, he would also pretend to be honest and honest to respond a few times, which always attracted the laughter of the girls like silver bells.
They thought he didn't understand amorous feelings, but they didn't know that someone had been staring at their chests that were shaking because of the vibration of the carriage. He especially likes a girl named Twilight in the red sleeves, looking shy, every time other girls beckon to tease Fang Jie, she just purses her lips and smiles.
She wasn't the prettiest and quiet, but she was the most conspicuous compared to the chattering girls. Of course, the reason why Fang Xie noticed her at a glance was because her breasts were the largest. This girl doesn't see how to get out of the car on weekdays, and unless she touches a small river or lake along the way, she doesn't get tired of staying in the car all day. From this, it was found that this was a woman who liked water very much.
A woman is made of water, and no matter how much she likes water, this woman's temperament must be gentle. Fang Xie once made such a conclusion without shame, and the big dog who drove the car sneered, and Mu Xiaowaist snorted coldly.
Fang Xie is looking for the joy of liberation, and the girls are looking for the girls' fun. It's a boring journey, so it's good to have a little fun.
Since the last time I met the men and horses of the 500 Right Xiaowei Jingbu Battalion, I haven't encountered any crisis in the past ten days. If there is any excitement, it is just that there were about six or seven northwest wolves planning to raid the camp the night before, at first those wild wolves were afraid of the fire, and then they bumped into the courage to grope forward, and finally approached the camp but were scared away by the big dog who got out of the car.
Fang Xie and Mu Xiaoxiao were not surprised, but the girls in the red sleeves were taken aback. People who howl worse than wolves, they have seen for the first time. However, the big dog's voice was not shouted in vain, and the girls' attitude towards this unsurprisingly dirty man suddenly changed greatly.
Some people praise that having a big dog can sleep at ease, which is more effective than raising a big mastiff. After the big dog knew this, he almost rushed over and stripped the ignorant girl and beat him, if Fang Xie hadn't stopped him, he might have really made some trouble. Of course, Fang Xie is also a good intention, he kept saying that he asked me to come and let me come when he picked up his pants and spanked him, and the big dog was later stopped by him and lost his temper, so Fang Xie lost his courage to let Fang Xie go.
Mu Xiaowaist twisted the waist of the country and the people, and also tilted the round ass and the other party who was extremely teasing, explained, if you really don't have the guts, you can practice first, and find some courage from Sister Xiaoxiao. It's okay, Sister Xiaowaist will follow you and promise not to say anything.
If Fang Xie hadn't been with Mu Xiaoxiao for fifteen years and knew how powerful this demon girl was, maybe he would have rushed over with a bang when he looked at that round ass. Because he understood, he was spared a calamity. Mu Xiaoxiao waited for a while, saw that Fang Xie really didn't have the courage to come up and beat his ass, said a boring word, turned his head and went into the carriage to sleep. still showed his big white legs regardless of it, and solved the thief's eyes cheaply.
On the thirty-sixth day after leaving Fangu, the convoy arrived at the twilight mountain at the junction of Shandong Road and Hexi Road, the scale of this mountain is not even ranked in the top 20 among the mountains in the territory of the Great Sui, but it is more dangerous than the danger, and there are also many literati and tourists who come to visit here, and the poems and inkblots left in the Taoist temple on the mountainside are also countless.
Half of this Dusk Mountain is in Shandong Province and half is in Hexi Road, which belongs to the joint management of the two places, but to put it bluntly, it is also a place where both places are too lazy to manage. If it weren't for the extremely strict jurisdiction after the division of the Great Sui provinces, Yuan Chongwu, the governor of Shandong Province, would have even given this half of the mountain to Hexi Province a long time ago.
Hexi Road has also set up a small yamen in the town under the mountain, and there is not even a single errand boy on this side of Shandong Road, the reason is very simple, because this twilight mountain is not far from Xiangcheng, where the yamen of the governor of Hexi Road is located. The most famous place in Hexi Road is Xiangcheng, not to mention the governor's yamen here, there are many big families in Hexi Road, and four or five of them live in Xiangcheng. Moreover, Xiangcheng is also the county seat of Longxi County.
I have to say that the Li family's mansion is in Xiangcheng.
Since the head of the previous generation, Li Chao, was named the prince of the country by the first emperor, the status of the Li family in Longxi County is unmatched. Even Yang Xiuchen, the governor of Hexi Province, saw the old lady of the Li family, and he also wanted to respect Shibo. You must know that Yang Xiuchen is still a little bit involved with the Great Sui royal family, Yang Xiuchen's ancestor is one of the heroes who followed the Great Sui Taizu to fight the world, and he is the cousin of Taizu in terms of generation, and he has no blood relationship after the five blessings.
Yang Xiuchen's ancestors were crowned county kings because of their official duties, but they were not hereditary. After three or five generations, it gradually withered, and in this generation, Yang Xiuchen became the governor and became the biggest official in their family in the past 60 years.
Dusk Mountain is still one hundred and twenty-eight miles away from Xiangcheng, which is exactly the length of Chang'an City in the north-south direction.
There was still at least an hour before dark, but Aunt Xi ordered to stop and rest. The servants began to set up tents, and chose a place close to the mountain, those servants did not look like ordinary people, and the place they chose was easy to defend and difficult to attack, although there were only a dozen people, but the movements were fast and clean, and it could be seen that most of them were also from military backgrounds.
Mu Xiaowaist sleeps in the carriage, Fang Xie is too lazy to set up a tent, and the big dog is naturally even more lazy to do this, he can sleep anywhere, and Fang Xie has always liked to squeeze with Mu Xiaowaist.
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Compared to Shandong Road, Hexi Road is separated by a twilight mountain, but the climate is much better. The most beautiful scenery of this twilight mountain is that there are two colors of one mountain, the south mountain is covered with green trees, and the north mountain is covered with ice and snow.
There are many big families in Hexi Road, and the scenery of this mountain is quite interesting, so since the weather is slightly warmer, there are many young ladies from families who come here to play. If you are crazy and don't want to go home, the Taoist temple halfway up the mountain is a good place to live. Clean, always hot water, delicious meals, fair fees, not at all like a Taoist temple, more like an inn.
It is precisely because of the large number of tourists that the red sleeves recruit so many warblers and Yanyan as soon as they get out of the car, which immediately arouses a lot of onlookers, especially those who come out of the family, and they almost don't move their steps when they widen their eyes one by one. If it weren't for the presence of more than a dozen fierce servants on the side of the Red Sleeves, who were quite imposing, otherwise I don't know how many disciples would have come up to talk to them.
Even so, there were still a few young men who felt that their families were illustrious and deliberately came to find something to say. One by one, they obviously have no knowledge, but they have to pretend to be Sven and pretend to be a gesture, but they let the girls with red sleeves find fun and point fingers.
Such a generous move made those sons even more reluctant to leave.
Later, Xiao Dingdian came with a message from Aunt Xi, asking the girls to be honest, otherwise they would be robbed of ten or eight rounds into the mountain, and Aunt Xi didn't care, so the girls took their minds and went back to the tent to rest.
I couldn't see the beauty, and those sons were suddenly bored.
It was also at this time that the sons who were still reluctant to give up found that there was a lonely carriage not far from the Red Sleeves camp, and on the carriage sat a middle-aged man in an old-fashioned leather robe, revealing a rustic atmosphere, and he didn't look like a good person.
This obscene-looking man is just that, at least he sits honestly in the carriage. What the most intolerable thing for Sven Gongzi was that there was a young man in a dark blue cloth robe, although his eyebrows were delicate but his demeanor was even more obscene, he dared to take off his pants and pee only in a carriage, only a dozen meters away from the red-sleeved recruitment camp.
Insulting Sven, absolutely insulting Sven.
Look at the clothes on the young man's body, although they are not brocade clothes, but they are also scholarly styles, at least he is literate and hyphenated, how can he do such a dirty thing?
Therefore, immediately a few righteous sons felt that this matter could not be ignored. Having such a teenager next to a group of fairy-like girls is as disgusting as pulling a bubble of next to a white lotus.
So, Cui Gongzi, who was also well-known in Xiangcheng, couldn't bear it anymore, and walked over quickly with four or five servants, with a fierce face.
Fang Xie happened to have just pulled down his pants and peed halfway, when he saw the group of menacing people coming, he immediately understood what was going on, and couldn't help but shake his head and smile.
But when the urine is halfway through and it is refreshing, I can't take it back.
"Where did the filthy thief come from, how could he do such a despicable thing in this beautiful place with beautiful mountain scenery?! There's a bunch of pretty people over there, and you're ...... The small solution here is simply insulting! Shameless! Scum! ”
Cui Gongzi walked to a place four or five steps away from Fang Xie and stood still, looking at Fang Xie coldly and speaking. When he said this, Fang Xie had just finished peeing, and he held the thing and shook it and smiled: "This son, don't you pee?" ”
Cui Gongzi was already angry, and when he saw that Fang Xie didn't put himself in his eyes and was shaking that thing, he was even angrier, and when he saw that Fang Xie was shaking that thing was even more angry than his own two big ones. How can he be so old when he looks like he's only fifteen or sixteen years old? There is no reason at all.
"It's even more vulgar to speak! I don't know where the people of the mountains and wilderness came from! Is this twilight mountain a place for you to scatter wilderness? Get away obediently, my son doesn't want to see you again! If you don't follow ......"
Cui Gongzi was only halfway through his words when he was interrupted by Fang Jie: "If you don't comply, you will let your subordinates beat me into a pig's head, right?" This son...... Seeing that your clothing and taste are extraordinary, you must have a good life experience, and you are definitely talented in your heart, not only your appearance is a product, but also your character is also a product. How can a person as elegant as you do such a vulgar thing as instructing your followers to beat people? ”
These words made Cui Gongzi stunned, and he felt a little proud in his heart.
"You are a knowledgeable person, since you can see that this son is not a layman, then what are you waiting for? Go away yourself, lest you hurt your young man. ”
He spoke a lot more politely, and it was obvious that Fang Jie's sycophant effect was not small.
"This son is the most decent person at first glance, and I sincerely admire him."
Fang Xie lifted his pants, tidied up his clothes, hugged his fists and said: "In Xia Shang Country hate, it is also luck to travel from Hedong Road to be able to meet Gongzi." May I ask the name of Childe? ”
"Cui Liushang"
"Oh, you have a business character in your name, and I also have a business word in my name, and it's fate!"
Fang Xie leaned closer and said, "It's really rare. The criticism of the son just now is very right, and he sincerely obeys it. Just ......"
His mysterious expression and slurred words made Cui Luoshang stunned, and he subconsciously asked, "Just what?" ”
Fang Xie lowered his voice and said, "Childe is a decent person, don't say it." ”
"Tell me, how awkward is this?"
"Alas...... Since Childe wants to know the Dao, then I'll say it...... Childe, think about it......"
Fang Xie lowered his voice and said, "There are a bunch of beauties over there, wouldn't it be very cool to sprinkle a soak of urine on those girls so closely?" ”
"Huh? This...... Big inappropriate! ”
Cui Luoshang was a little embarrassed and said: "Reader, how can you do such a thing......
"Try?"
Fang Xie said with a smile.
"No, I'm a sage reader."
"Try?"
"How can you do such a shameless thing?"
"Try?"
"It's been rumored, how can I see people in Xiangcheng?"
"Try?"
"Uh...... Well, try, you must not say it. ”
"Don't worry!"
Cui Liushang's face flushed, he gritted his teeth and flashed to the back of the carriage, opened his brocade coat and took off his pants, and prepared to sprinkle the most irritating urine in his life in the direction of the red sleeve camp. It's also to blame him for not being angry, that thing turned out to be hard.
Fang Xie smiled and glanced at the big dog. The big dog nodded, and suddenly jumped out of the carriage and whipped the pony on the buttocks, and the pony rushed forward in pain.
The big dog shouted hoarsely: "Oops, not good! The horse was shocked! ”
With this shout, the people on the other side of the red sleeve suddenly looked over this way. I saw a guy with a sven face, who was holding the hard thing and looking obscenely at the red sleeves......